The last orange cat Omega [Interstellar]

The freshly baked champion, Doudou, is holding the trophy Stingbeast, but he is told that he will return to General Reese's residence for a few days, which means that Doudou must be separated from Hailou for a while.A bolt from the blue, nothing more.

The cause of the accident was an urgent notice jointly received by Hailou and Reese's big cats.

Holding the crystal fish tank in his hands, Dou Dou listened to Melly explain the reason with a dull expression.He suddenly realized that the so-called "short stay for a few days" did not really refer to a simple stay for a few days. This period was not fixed, it could be a week or a few months.

"Join-join-boom is ahead of schedule."

Meli grabbed Doudou's shoulders on both sides, and got straight to the point.

"Internal news predicts that it will be more intense than in previous years, and there is a possibility of escalation and deterioration. We must prepare in advance. Be obedient, go home with Dad, and we will protect you."

DouDou turned his head in a daze, raised his finger and pointed vaguely at Hailou.

Mei Li decisively lowered Dou Dou's arm, turned his head over, and said sternly: "Impossible. How can there be an Alpha and Omega who have not yet formally entered into a marriage together in the same room to go through the bond-bonding-climax?"

With Hailou's ability, he can naturally protect him well, but the aristocracy has never had a precedent for an unmarried omega to leave home to spend her first period.The name is not right, the words are terrible, even if it is a deviant such as Major General Meili, he has to think more about his children.

Doudou blinked, looked at Meili innocently, and flicked the big tail behind him unhappily.

Meili suppressed the affection in her heart, and deliberately reprimanded with a straight face: "Also, you are not allowed to change the tail. Since you use a human form, you must have the consciousness of being a human, understand?"

After hearing this, Doudou wrinkled his nose, swung the tip of his tail and licked Mei Li's waist, but was caught and slapped off by Snow Leopard's father.The little cat sighed, and reluctantly put away its tail.He (stuffed) the crystal jar in his hand into Meili's arms, and trotted to Hailou himself.

"Did you hear what Dad said? Do you also think it would be better for me to go home?"

Doudou tilted his head, looked at Hailou and asked.His eyebrows drooped, as if there was a lingering sadness, and his eyes were dark without waves.The tip of his nose is bright, small but sensual, perhaps stained with sweat or wet sea water, under the light of three stars shining in the sky, it shines with a charming pink luster.

Hailou's Adam's apple twitched, he swallowed his reluctant words, and stretched out his hand to gently stroke Doudou's hair.His fingertips slipped from the soft golden hair, full of nostalgia and love.

"It's okay," he comforted, "you and Major General Meili will go home first, and I will pick you up when... everything is over. By then, the bamboo shoots of the steward must have grown, and I will take you to the small garden look."

DouDou recalled the leisurely time when Hailou carried her to the small garden for a walk, and before parting, strong thoughts filled her heart.He spread five fingers, scratched the tassel on Hailou's skirt gently, and said angrily: "I hate you."

Hailou knew that Doudou had agreed.He was relieved, smiled slightly, and hugged the angry kitten into his arms.

"Then let's make an agreement like this. When the bamboo shoots grow up, I will come and take you home."

"Then you have to time it right, you can't wait for the bamboo shoots to grow too old." Dou Dou warned worriedly, "Bamboo shoots won't look good when they are old, and the bamboo leaves must be tender to be delicious."

Speaking of this, DouDou couldn't help smacking his lips, squinting his eyes and savoring the delicious taste of bamboo leaves.When he was wandering in Maochun before, he also trampled many bamboo leaves planted by humans in his spare time.The kind of fresh and tender bamboo leaves that have just grown have an indescribable fragrance, and the taste is not bad. It is one of the few "grass" that people are interested in.The fresh bamboo leaves are wrapped in dewdrops and swallowed, and a lot of hairballs can be vomited the next day, and the stomach of the kitten can be much more comfortable.

"I got it."

Hailou hugged Doudou to comfort him, and said a lot of good things that kittens love to hear, which made him happy again.The two of them were talking to each other on this side, reluctant to part, but General Rees and Melly on the other side saw their temples twitching.Seeing Doudou's attachment, it seems that Morton Manor is his real home, and those who don't know it think that the Rees family is fighting mandarin ducks again.

Seeing this, General Reese couldn't help but feel depressed, his leopard face was full of resentment.He raised his steel (whip)-like hard (hard) and powerful tail, intending to knock on the little head of his disappointing little grandson, but the tip of the tail turned around in mid-air, and flexibly changed its direction towards the sea. Lou's back was thrown away.

With a bang, Hailou's body shook, and DouDou was also startled.He hugged Hailou and leaned out with a crooked body, and saw the big leopard who had done something bad was retracting his tail as if nothing had happened, and his eyes were wandering around casually.

Doudou bared his teeth at the big leopard.

The big leopard let out a heavy snort unhappily, and a pair of sharp beast eyes slanted toward the sea tower unkindly.

Hailou ignored it, but Doudou hummed loudly in dissatisfaction.He rolled his eyes, thinking about it.Almost instantly, tears welled up in Dou Dou's eye sockets, as if by a magic trick.The big leopard was dumbfounded.

Doudou lowered his head, trying to squeeze tears while seriously recalling the knowledge he had learned in the cat drama class.It's a pity that Doudou was not a good student back then, and the little knowledge in the classroom has long been exchanged for Xiaoyugan.Moreover, limited by facial muscles and body language, cats who are good at acting can have limited performance skills and cannot make vivid expressions and movements like cunning humans. Building trees helps little.

However, DouDou has its own tricks.Most of his existing acting knowledge is based on his own hard work—ahem, mainly from cartoons, a little exaggerated, but quite practical.

I saw DouDou hanging his head, looking listless, making an incomprehensible humming sound, and shrugging his shoulders rhythmically.

Hailou leaned over and asked worriedly, "What's wrong with you?"

Doudou exaggeratedly raised his claws to shake away the almost dry tears from the corners of his eyes, and replied: "I am crying very sadly."

Hailou paused for a moment, accepted DouDou's explanation without hindrance, and worriedly said in a cooperative way: "Why are you so sad? Tell me about it."

"Little cats are very fragile animals, and they will feel very insecure if they change their nests suddenly." DouDou hugged Hailou and started crying, "Especially in this situation, it means that I was forcibly taken away." It's gone. Will they not let me go back to your house?"

"Don't talk nonsense," Hailou comforted with a smile, "No one wants to take you away forcibly, and I will not allow others to do so. Besides, don't you always miss Major General Meili and the others? We had planned to go Visiting them, isn't it? It's just planning ahead."

Dou Dou shrugged less.He thought for a while, and said loudly on purpose: "However, there is still another situation that has to be guarded against. Do you know that there is a very powerful mother-in-law surnamed Wang in the depths of the universe, and she has a daughter who can weave Yuncai. Granny Wang doesn’t like her daughter being with her mating partner, she only allows them to see each other once a year. It’s very pitiful.”

What is the mother-in-law, what is the daughter who can weave clouds, and what (mating) partners are not allowed to meet each other. The audience was confused, but they still understood the theme of the story well.

For this reason, the big leopard's grandfather was innocently slapped by Snow Leopard's father.The big leopard whimpered, shrunk its neck, and dashed back to its spaceship with its tail between its legs.

Snow Leopard's father cleared his throat, and said with a little embarrassment: "We don't have Granny Wang in our family. We won't only see each other once a year. Dad will definitely let you go back again, I promise."

Doudou got the promise from Snow Leopard's father, so he felt relieved, and instantly wiped off the mournful look on his face.He stood on tiptoe, put his arms around Hailou's neck and gave him a warm hug, and then followed Snow Leopard's father step by step and turned his head back to the journey back to General Reese's mansion.

Hailou had been standing under the three stars, staring at the departing spaceship for a long time until it completely disappeared from sight.

Maybe until the next season, DouDou won't have to leave his side again.

Although he was reluctant to part with his human beings, DouDou was very happy to return to General Reese's mansion where he had lived for several months.Everything in the house remained the same, butler Mo Sha didn't even have time to replace the curtains that were scratched.The skeleton of the thorn beast gift Doudou received at first was still wandering in the crystal tank in an ill-fitting bikini, dancing gracefully under the influence of the water flow.

Doudou jumped up and down in the house, hugged every relative and friend, and overturned several pots of new plants to the ground with his claws.He could feel that the aura belonging to kittens in Reese's mansion was already very weak, so he manifested the shape of a beast, patrolled around diligently, rubbing his cheeks and sides until his beloved item turned into a small cat again. Everything about cats.

"This is my territory again." Doudou announced loudly, jumped up and threw himself into Major General Meili's arms.

Merry was still not used to contacting such a delicate and weak animal shape, so he could only hold it around stiffly with all four limbs, walked around the living room like a robot, and finally placed the kitten on the soft sofa cushion.

DouDou emerged from the pile of cushions, looked at his father with bright eyes, and sighed softly: "I really miss you, Dad, it's good to be home."

As long as General Rees and Mellie don't force him to leave Hailou completely, DouDou is very willing to go home and stay for a while.

Meili's eye sockets were sore, and she couldn't help but bowed her head and kissed Doudou's cheek.The hard beard was attached to the skin, and the touch was not pleasant, but at this moment, Meili was very satisfied and could not stop ironing it.

Doudou was kissed by Mei Li, and raised her paw shyly to poke her ears a few times.

It's so nice to be human, to never have to leave home, never have to leave my mother.

Doudou raised his head, and was about to say something more, but felt his head sink, and a generous palm fell down.

General Reese was not as cautious and helpless as Meli, and he rubbed the little kitten's hairy head vigorously very bluntly, until he almost couldn't lift his head up.He patted General Reese's big hand in dissatisfaction, panting heavily.

"You messed up my hair, I managed to lick it out."

General Reese withdrew his hand resentfully, and sat down directly opposite Doudou, staring at his little grandson with a straight face.

Doudou puffed out his chest and met those sharp leopard eyes without any fear.

"There's actually nothing good about the human race," General Rees said gloomily, "They have no hair on their bodies, they're bald."

"I don't care, I can lend the hair on my belly to my humans."

Eyes facing each other, snoring.

Meili stood up at the right time, interrupted the eye contact between the two big cats, and interjected: "Doudou, tell me the story about that Grandma Wang again. Is this a story you came up with yourself?"

He has heard a lot about the great achievements of the invincible cat teacher from Peter, so he is naturally curious about the ability to create stories.

"No," Dou Dou shook his head, and said honestly, "This story existed a long time ago, and I just heard it."

After talking around, he glanced at Melly, then at General Reese, and felt that it was necessary to use this educational little story to enlighten his father and grandfather.

"Since you are so curious, let me tell the story from beginning to end."

"In the depths of the universe, there lived a mother-in-law Wang, who was a very powerful person. She had a daughter who worked very hard, weaving clouds day and night, and sending beautiful mornings and evenings to the earth. Everyone cares about her It’s called Zhinu. One day, Zhinu was tired from work and secretly went to a small river to take a bath. At this time, a technician who was working in the White Horse Club happened to pass by..."

"Wait a minute," Meili interrupted Doudou, and asked curiously, "Where is the White Horse Clubhouse? Is the technician a mechanical engineer?"

Doudou pondered for a moment, waved his paws, and replied solemnly: "Don't pay attention to these details, they are all artistic processing. In a word, the story I heard is like this. It is said that there are too many crabs in the river. There are many nouns that need to be changed. I don’t know why, after all, I’m just a kitten. After all, being a technician is a job with a high technical content, probably so.”

So the little cat continued.

It is said that the master technician of the White Horse Club happened to meet the Weaver Girl and was attracted by her beauty, so he secretly hid the Weaver Girl's clothes.Without clothes, Zhinu could not return to the sky to continue to be a fairy, so she had to stay and form a family with the technician, and gave birth to two cubs.Later, this incident was discovered by Grandma Wang. In anger, she forcibly took Zhinu away, and used a sharp weapon to cut through the sky to prevent the technician from chasing, and thus the Milky Way was born.

The technician and the Weaver Girl were separated by the Milky Way, and they couldn't meet each other.Every year on the day of Qixi Festival, magpies on the ground will fly to the Milky Way in groups, connecting each other, wings next to each other, and building a magpie bridge for lovers to meet.

"So, this is still a story about the combination fever."

After listening to General Rees, he touched his chin and concluded.

"What do you want to tell this story on purpose? Are you blaming Grandpa for being that unreasonable Granny Wang?"

General Reese raised his eyebrows, a bit majestic, and looked oppressively at Doudou.

DouDou is not afraid of the fierce leopard, but he just hummed proudly when he heard the words.It was Meli who mercilessly pierced General Reese's trajectory.

"Father, don't keep saying things that make the child feel guilty. If you want Mi Ao to go home often, it is better to say it directly. Besides, what kind of Granny Wang are you? Granny Wang is the mother of Weaver Girl, and I must be Granny Wang in terms of seniority That's right."

"Why can't I be Granny Wang? This is just referring to the elders. However, if my grandson is stolen by Deng Tuzi and cannot return home, no matter which galaxy he is in, I will kill him and chop him ten times." Duan Baduan, how can we give him the opportunity to meet once a year."

"In this way, Zhinu is pitiful enough. I don't know the beast on that planet. Is there no Omega protection law there? The story of Mio is very good, and it should be spread among all minor Omega, so that they Understand the dangers of the world."

"You're right, the technicians in the White Horse Clubhouse should be nailed to the pillar of shame and accept the spurning of all orcs."

Doudou scratched his ears strangely, wondering why his identity as an overbearing parent was so contentious, let alone why his grandfather and father could seamlessly talk about such a terrible thing as how to slaughter a beast and destroy its body and traces. up.

As they spoke, General Rees and Mellie turned their heads at the same time, stared fixedly at Doudou, and warned solemnly in unison.

"You have to learn from Zhinu's lesson, don't get carried away by love and forget about your old grandfather, do you hear me?"

"Family will always be your strong backing. If you are wronged, you must go home and sue, so that we can learn from each other and kill each other without leaving any traces."

Doudou nodded in confusion, but said: "But the original purpose of this story is not to promote Omega safety precautions."

"What's that for?"

Doudou meowed in embarrassment.He still learned this story from the magpie.When Doudou was playing hide and seek under the magpie's nest, he heard the magpie parent bird vividly tell the story of the famous magpie bridge meeting with the young bird.

"So, you have to be obedient," the parent magpie raised its wings and warned its cubs earnestly, "If the magpie is disobedient, it will be taken to build a magpie bridge. It is hard work to build a bridge. You can't eat or drink for a day. Drink, it takes half the night to set it up. Some weak little magpies will fall from the sky after unloading their strength, and fall directly into the mouth of the bad cat."

It can be seen that the little magpies really learn the rules of survival as soon as possible, otherwise they will either be requisitioned as free labor for building magpie bridges, or they will be whined by some kittens.

After hearing this, the little magpies were trembling and chirping with fright.They didn't know that under their den, there really was a fat cat eavesdropping on the corner of the wall, and it was opening its mouth to wait for the delicious food that fell from the sky. Its white teeth were shining brightly in the sun.

Among them was a particularly frail little magpie, which was accidentally squeezed out of the bird's nest by the trembling brothers, and fell right on Dou Dou's head.

The fat cat licked its tongue and let out a bad laugh.

The little magpies were almost frightened when they heard the sound, curled up into little fur balls one after another, struggling to huddle together.

Of course, DouDou failed to eat the little magpie in the end.As a city cat, even if it is a stray cat, DouDou has long been used to crossing all kinds of birds out of his food list.

One of the conditions that humans provide us with free cat food and toys is that we are not allowed to bully birds.The old cat once warned Doudou like this.Human beings have a lot of stink problems, of course, as long as they can eat enough, anything is fine.

The survival wishes of kittens are not complicated.

Doudou is even more so.He prefers the delicious taste of dried fish to a skinny little bird like a magpie.He occasionally hides under other birds' nests to pick up leaks, and does a few unscrupulous activities. He just wants to get some benefits or information from his parents, such as where he can eat free small dried fish and so on. Yes, commonly known as tie a bird ticket.

The author has something to say:

Doudou: The story of the new world needs to adjust the response details according to different river crab rules. As a cat, you must pay attention to flexibility and don’t care about these details

Xiaoyugan: Birds can't catch birds and can't eat them...I get it, so in this fairy tale, the only ones who can really get hurt are victim fish like me, love will disappear, right.jpg

Doudou: Yes! ! ! !

PS, there are many, many versions of the story of the meeting of magpies, here is just one of them

I wish you all a happy Qixi Festival

PPS: Try not to feed stray cats