The last orange cat Omega [Interstellar]
Chapter 9 Hahahaha the distinguished treatment of Shiqiwan customers
The dog in front of DouDou is different from what he saw on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge. The dog is taller and stronger, about two to three times the size of an ordinary husky, and has a hard elemental shell embedded in the chest, which looks like a dog. A heart armor.Wearing a very light smoke-gray coat, he looks beautiful, but for some reason, when he looks at cats, he always has cross-eyed eyes that seem to be absent.
Doudou looked at the husky up and down, and flashed his sharp claws.
The husky backed away abruptly, accidentally tripped its front paws on its back paws, and fell down on its buttocks, scaring itself enough.
"You, what are you?"
"I am a kitten."
Doudou looked away, licking his paws slowly.
"What is a kitten?" Husky asked suspiciously, tilting his head back and forth, looking even more stupid, "Could it be that your little thing is the anchor?"
"It's me, meow." Doudou tilted his head at the husky, and raised his chin arrogantly.
"It's just you? Seriously? Does the empire really exist in the shape of a beast like you? Am I being cheated out of money again——no, why should I say again?" Husky said nonsense to himself, He opened his bloody mouth wide, biting the air wildly.
However, rather than saying that he was furious, it would be better to say that he was extremely excited.
"Don't talk nonsense," Doudou frowned impatiently, and let out a merciless look with his eyelids drooping, "Do you want treatment? I'll leave if I don't. There will be no refund."
After finishing speaking, Doudou lifted his buttocks and left as if.
The husky quickly jumped up, made a shrill and thin cry, and said flatteringly, "You don't want to go, I'm here to see a doctor, little cat. I'm very poor. I haven't been able to close my eyes for seven consecutive days. Even the jerky Bobo animal meat that I usually like is not delicious. If you can help me cure my insomnia, I will introduce you to many, many big customers. I have a good friend who is a precious human race. Also has insomnia problem, his problem is worse than mine, and he is very rich. If you help me, I will help you kill his money."
Doudou stared at him speechlessly, silently sympathizing with this human being who has a husky friend.
The husky jumped a few times on the spot, bowed its waist and raised its hips, its front paws lay on the ground, twisted its buttocks, and turned its tail quickly.
DouDou, who has dealt with countless dogs, naturally knows that it is a friendly gesture of dogs inviting him to play games together.
DouDou then nodded and said, "That's fine, our treatment will officially begin."
He shook his head and looked serious, but in fact, the cat outside the door didn't know anything about helping orcs sleep.
Years of traveling all over the world have taught me one thing: defeating opponents who are stronger than oneself requires not only strength and fighting skills, but also wisdom and a calm heart.
In terms of size and strength, cats are not the right paws for medium and large dogs, but DouDou knows how to tame dogs.
A long time ago, out of goodwill, DouDou once gave a three-legged presbyopic cat neighbor several small dried fishes.To express his gratitude, the other party confessed that he was once Mao Chuncheng's tyrant, but was down and out because of accidental amputation of limbs and old age.
"I can teach you how to subdue cats and dogs all over the city, and you will become the next generation's Maochun overlord."
Then for a whole winter, Doudou practiced with the old cat.When spring came again, Doudou successfully left the school, and the old cat disappeared on a romantic night, and there was no news from then on.
From the old cat, Doudou has learned important practical experience that cannot be taught by Cat University or Mochi.This knowledge has saved his life many times in the following years, and indeed, as the old cat said, it helped him fight hard and capture most of the East City.
It was in the newly won territory that Doudou met his human beings.
The orange cat has since stopped conquering.
Maybe if he goes on, he will become a legendary big cat like the old cat when he was young, making every cat and dog who hears his name frightened.
However, not all kitten stories lead to the same ending.
The ambition of going around has become small, so small that it can only accommodate a small home.
He put away his sharp claws, put on a naive look, and waited on that road every day, just waiting for a gentle smile.
……
The whining sound of the husky forcibly pulled DouDou from soft memories back to reality.
DouDou took a long breath to calm down.
The key to approaching an unstable dog is to remain calm and collected, not afraid, angry or influenced by it.
Dogs are the most situational creatures. They can instinctively judge who is the strong one who should bow down.
The words of the old cat are still in my ears.
DouDou stood up, calmly looking directly into Husky's eyes.The other party barked furiously, baring its teeth as if threatened, but the little hairball did not retreat, but stepped forward one step, two steps... and approached slowly and firmly.
There is a strong contrast in the size of the two bodies, and the husky can easily crush the little milk orange just by lifting his paws, but he is frightened and panicked.
The husky kept yelling and cursing, slowly lowered its tail, circling around while cursing and backing away, and was finally forced into a corner.The howling gradually faded away, and finally became a small whimper.
Husky sobbed softly: "The energy in your body is so scary, are you an Alpha too? What are you going to do to me?"
"Sit." Doudou ordered concisely.
Husky squatted down without thinking, a standard sitting posture, as if driven by instinct, and even his chief in the army failed to do this.
Huskies looked puzzled, but still stared at Doudou seriously, waiting for the next instruction.
"Get down."
The husky executed quickly, with his head held high, his tongue sticking out, his whole body trembling slightly, ready to go like a spring.
DouDou did not continue to give orders, but stood quietly in place.After a few more minutes, Husky gradually calmed down, his body was no longer stiff, but he still looked at DouDou without blinking.
Only then did DouDou feel satisfied and said, "Don't move around here, I'll go buy some things."
After all, he disappeared into the depths of the studio without looking back, leaving only the dazed husky behind.
DouDou quickly returned to the shopping mall, first picked up the little cloud, stroked it with its paws with great care, and then began to add things to the shopping cart.
With the help of the system, he bought a whole set of animal-shaped sports equipment, toys, and a sports vest suitable for the huge size of the husky—the pink one.
In the real world, animal form cannot be manifested for a long time, so orcs do not need clothing in animal form.However, in the virtual world, orcs can transform at will and maintain their animal form for a long time, so virtual clothes specially designed for animal form are very popular.
Go around and return with a full load.He was wearing an out-of-season red jacket, which fits perfectly because it was customized by the system, like a ball of milk wrapped in sugar paper, looking very warm and soft.
The husky still obediently lay on the spot, raised his eyes and saw Doudou, quickly wagged his tail, and breathed out with his tongue.
For DouDou, the command system adjusted the temperature to the snowfall season, replaced it with a winter background, and then added artificial wind and the smell of snowflakes.In an instant, the live broadcast room seemed to be in a realistic world of ice and snow.
Huskies are well adapted to the severe cold, but under Dou Dou's strong orders, he can only bite the bullet and put on a wicked pink vest.The pockets of the vest are stuffed with heavy weights. Even a strong husky has to adapt carefully for a period of time before he can move around freely.
Afterwards, Doudou commanded the fully armed husky to run fast on the animal-shaped special treadmill.It was a full half a week before the huskies were allowed to rest and rehydrate.
In the star network, water and food are also virtual, just to satisfy the eating signals in the brains of the orcs and obtain a false sense of fullness.
After a short rest, Doudou asked the huskies and the system to have a rope wrestling match, followed by running after the ball.
In this way, after a week and a half, the husky was already too tired to stand still, so he had to lie down on the ground, dripping down his saliva, and wet the ground.
Why should I pay 100 million for physical training?
Huskies gasped for breath while being confused, but felt extremely happy.
But he still yelled unconvinced: "If you want to make me fall asleep through training, it's impossible. Even in the army, after daily intensive training, there are still a lot of orcs who can't fall asleep. If you practice hard, you will even become more manic."
DouDou nestled in the warm and soft little cloud, put her four paws carefully under her belly, and narrowed her eyes comfortably.The tips of his ears trembled, apparently hearing the other party's yelling, but he just didn't bother to pay attention.
"Could it be that you want to knock me out while I'm exhausted? I can warn you, I'm very powerful, let alone whether you can beat me, even if you knock me out, it's not the real meaning Sleep, not only does not calm the mind, but is harmful."
DouDou then opened his eyelids, glanced at Husky, and suddenly said, "Oh, that's how it is."
"Hey, hey, hey," Husky said with a dry smile, "you didn't really intend to do that, did you? Do you understand? Don't act recklessly, after all, you charged me 100 million. If you act recklessly, I will tell me your human friend, he will have you arrested."
"Shut up," Doudou scolded, "I get angry when I mention your 100 million. Just now, I spent almost all of my money just to buy these things for you."
But Doudou only got a little cloud and a little padded jacket, so he lost money no matter what he thought.He didn't know the value of 100 million at first, but after buying a lot in the shopping mall, he suddenly became unbalanced, and he should have added another zero if he knew it earlier.
The husky was about to continue making noise, so he went around and said: "Don't talk, lie down quietly, and I will show you real skills."
"What real technology?"
"Sleep in seconds."
Husky frowned and tilted his head, curiously looking at the fluffy one on the cloud cushion.
Doudou narrowed his eyes and frowned solemnly, as if he was closing his eyes to rest his mind, and did not move for a long time.
Huskies are puzzled.
Suddenly, the little cat's neck tilted, and with a bang, its head hit the ground.He didn't move, just fell asleep.
The husky jumped in fright, and was so shocked that he folded his tail, put his four paws on the ground, and his whole body was stiff.
Yes, the fluffy kitty that was called Kitten fell asleep.
Not only fell asleep, but also blew out a sparkling snot bubble and made a snoring sound.
……
Too much!
Huskies stood there dumbfounded.
But for some reason, seeing the sweet sleeping face of the kitten, he also felt his eyelids heavy, and fell asleep unknowingly amidst the rhythmic whirring sound and the whistling north wind whistling with snowflakes...
The author has something to say:
Doudou: Ticket money is used to buy dog toys, this wave of blood loss is not profitable
Husky: It’s okay, I have a friend who is very rich
Doudou: Is the friend you mentioned really yourself?
Husky: Of course not, haven’t you heard that dogs are good friends of humans, so my friends will be humans
Doudou: ...he is the best! !
PS: Talk about some husky-related (maybe useless) little knowledge.Although the part of "Erha" will be exaggerated in the article for artistic effect, I hope that all human children will not have too much misunderstanding about Huskies. In essence, they are a very good breed of dog.Their character standards are friendly, tidy, appearance-conscious, and able to remain calm and decent in difficult situations (unexpected).They became famous in the world as a dog breed because of the outbreak of diphtheria and yi. They ran for more than 1000 kilometers, which lasted five and a half days, and delivered emergency serum to save human beings. They are really very reliable partners.
Later, when huskies entered ordinary families, especially urban families, they were somewhat affected by the environment, especially dog breeders deliberately bred more lively and rough breeds in order to cater to the "surprise hunting mentality" of some consumers.This is the case with many huskies we have seen in China. They are too large and difficult to tame.
As a dog suitable for team work, the Husky needs a lot of sports training from an early age, especially running training and obedience training.At the same time, because they are close to humans or other dogs by nature, either the owner can accompany them for a long time, or raise a few friends to play together, or the owner should train the huskies to get down before going out. Be alone (you all understand the result)
Last year at the American Dog Show, there was a husky named Nick that made a big splash. It is a Chinese paw that was originally from Zhejiang. If you are interested, you can search for what is called a race-level husky. I also posted pictures on my wb. I was really shocked. It looks A, sassy, smart, charming and cold. From then on, Tanmei novels The protagonists of the show have faces (no, the propaganda team went wrong
PPS: Then how do you train?Just refer to the training method of Doudou in the article, Doudou is a powerful kitten (.
Doudou looked at the husky up and down, and flashed his sharp claws.
The husky backed away abruptly, accidentally tripped its front paws on its back paws, and fell down on its buttocks, scaring itself enough.
"You, what are you?"
"I am a kitten."
Doudou looked away, licking his paws slowly.
"What is a kitten?" Husky asked suspiciously, tilting his head back and forth, looking even more stupid, "Could it be that your little thing is the anchor?"
"It's me, meow." Doudou tilted his head at the husky, and raised his chin arrogantly.
"It's just you? Seriously? Does the empire really exist in the shape of a beast like you? Am I being cheated out of money again——no, why should I say again?" Husky said nonsense to himself, He opened his bloody mouth wide, biting the air wildly.
However, rather than saying that he was furious, it would be better to say that he was extremely excited.
"Don't talk nonsense," Doudou frowned impatiently, and let out a merciless look with his eyelids drooping, "Do you want treatment? I'll leave if I don't. There will be no refund."
After finishing speaking, Doudou lifted his buttocks and left as if.
The husky quickly jumped up, made a shrill and thin cry, and said flatteringly, "You don't want to go, I'm here to see a doctor, little cat. I'm very poor. I haven't been able to close my eyes for seven consecutive days. Even the jerky Bobo animal meat that I usually like is not delicious. If you can help me cure my insomnia, I will introduce you to many, many big customers. I have a good friend who is a precious human race. Also has insomnia problem, his problem is worse than mine, and he is very rich. If you help me, I will help you kill his money."
Doudou stared at him speechlessly, silently sympathizing with this human being who has a husky friend.
The husky jumped a few times on the spot, bowed its waist and raised its hips, its front paws lay on the ground, twisted its buttocks, and turned its tail quickly.
DouDou, who has dealt with countless dogs, naturally knows that it is a friendly gesture of dogs inviting him to play games together.
DouDou then nodded and said, "That's fine, our treatment will officially begin."
He shook his head and looked serious, but in fact, the cat outside the door didn't know anything about helping orcs sleep.
Years of traveling all over the world have taught me one thing: defeating opponents who are stronger than oneself requires not only strength and fighting skills, but also wisdom and a calm heart.
In terms of size and strength, cats are not the right paws for medium and large dogs, but DouDou knows how to tame dogs.
A long time ago, out of goodwill, DouDou once gave a three-legged presbyopic cat neighbor several small dried fishes.To express his gratitude, the other party confessed that he was once Mao Chuncheng's tyrant, but was down and out because of accidental amputation of limbs and old age.
"I can teach you how to subdue cats and dogs all over the city, and you will become the next generation's Maochun overlord."
Then for a whole winter, Doudou practiced with the old cat.When spring came again, Doudou successfully left the school, and the old cat disappeared on a romantic night, and there was no news from then on.
From the old cat, Doudou has learned important practical experience that cannot be taught by Cat University or Mochi.This knowledge has saved his life many times in the following years, and indeed, as the old cat said, it helped him fight hard and capture most of the East City.
It was in the newly won territory that Doudou met his human beings.
The orange cat has since stopped conquering.
Maybe if he goes on, he will become a legendary big cat like the old cat when he was young, making every cat and dog who hears his name frightened.
However, not all kitten stories lead to the same ending.
The ambition of going around has become small, so small that it can only accommodate a small home.
He put away his sharp claws, put on a naive look, and waited on that road every day, just waiting for a gentle smile.
……
The whining sound of the husky forcibly pulled DouDou from soft memories back to reality.
DouDou took a long breath to calm down.
The key to approaching an unstable dog is to remain calm and collected, not afraid, angry or influenced by it.
Dogs are the most situational creatures. They can instinctively judge who is the strong one who should bow down.
The words of the old cat are still in my ears.
DouDou stood up, calmly looking directly into Husky's eyes.The other party barked furiously, baring its teeth as if threatened, but the little hairball did not retreat, but stepped forward one step, two steps... and approached slowly and firmly.
There is a strong contrast in the size of the two bodies, and the husky can easily crush the little milk orange just by lifting his paws, but he is frightened and panicked.
The husky kept yelling and cursing, slowly lowered its tail, circling around while cursing and backing away, and was finally forced into a corner.The howling gradually faded away, and finally became a small whimper.
Husky sobbed softly: "The energy in your body is so scary, are you an Alpha too? What are you going to do to me?"
"Sit." Doudou ordered concisely.
Husky squatted down without thinking, a standard sitting posture, as if driven by instinct, and even his chief in the army failed to do this.
Huskies looked puzzled, but still stared at Doudou seriously, waiting for the next instruction.
"Get down."
The husky executed quickly, with his head held high, his tongue sticking out, his whole body trembling slightly, ready to go like a spring.
DouDou did not continue to give orders, but stood quietly in place.After a few more minutes, Husky gradually calmed down, his body was no longer stiff, but he still looked at DouDou without blinking.
Only then did DouDou feel satisfied and said, "Don't move around here, I'll go buy some things."
After all, he disappeared into the depths of the studio without looking back, leaving only the dazed husky behind.
DouDou quickly returned to the shopping mall, first picked up the little cloud, stroked it with its paws with great care, and then began to add things to the shopping cart.
With the help of the system, he bought a whole set of animal-shaped sports equipment, toys, and a sports vest suitable for the huge size of the husky—the pink one.
In the real world, animal form cannot be manifested for a long time, so orcs do not need clothing in animal form.However, in the virtual world, orcs can transform at will and maintain their animal form for a long time, so virtual clothes specially designed for animal form are very popular.
Go around and return with a full load.He was wearing an out-of-season red jacket, which fits perfectly because it was customized by the system, like a ball of milk wrapped in sugar paper, looking very warm and soft.
The husky still obediently lay on the spot, raised his eyes and saw Doudou, quickly wagged his tail, and breathed out with his tongue.
For DouDou, the command system adjusted the temperature to the snowfall season, replaced it with a winter background, and then added artificial wind and the smell of snowflakes.In an instant, the live broadcast room seemed to be in a realistic world of ice and snow.
Huskies are well adapted to the severe cold, but under Dou Dou's strong orders, he can only bite the bullet and put on a wicked pink vest.The pockets of the vest are stuffed with heavy weights. Even a strong husky has to adapt carefully for a period of time before he can move around freely.
Afterwards, Doudou commanded the fully armed husky to run fast on the animal-shaped special treadmill.It was a full half a week before the huskies were allowed to rest and rehydrate.
In the star network, water and food are also virtual, just to satisfy the eating signals in the brains of the orcs and obtain a false sense of fullness.
After a short rest, Doudou asked the huskies and the system to have a rope wrestling match, followed by running after the ball.
In this way, after a week and a half, the husky was already too tired to stand still, so he had to lie down on the ground, dripping down his saliva, and wet the ground.
Why should I pay 100 million for physical training?
Huskies gasped for breath while being confused, but felt extremely happy.
But he still yelled unconvinced: "If you want to make me fall asleep through training, it's impossible. Even in the army, after daily intensive training, there are still a lot of orcs who can't fall asleep. If you practice hard, you will even become more manic."
DouDou nestled in the warm and soft little cloud, put her four paws carefully under her belly, and narrowed her eyes comfortably.The tips of his ears trembled, apparently hearing the other party's yelling, but he just didn't bother to pay attention.
"Could it be that you want to knock me out while I'm exhausted? I can warn you, I'm very powerful, let alone whether you can beat me, even if you knock me out, it's not the real meaning Sleep, not only does not calm the mind, but is harmful."
DouDou then opened his eyelids, glanced at Husky, and suddenly said, "Oh, that's how it is."
"Hey, hey, hey," Husky said with a dry smile, "you didn't really intend to do that, did you? Do you understand? Don't act recklessly, after all, you charged me 100 million. If you act recklessly, I will tell me your human friend, he will have you arrested."
"Shut up," Doudou scolded, "I get angry when I mention your 100 million. Just now, I spent almost all of my money just to buy these things for you."
But Doudou only got a little cloud and a little padded jacket, so he lost money no matter what he thought.He didn't know the value of 100 million at first, but after buying a lot in the shopping mall, he suddenly became unbalanced, and he should have added another zero if he knew it earlier.
The husky was about to continue making noise, so he went around and said: "Don't talk, lie down quietly, and I will show you real skills."
"What real technology?"
"Sleep in seconds."
Husky frowned and tilted his head, curiously looking at the fluffy one on the cloud cushion.
Doudou narrowed his eyes and frowned solemnly, as if he was closing his eyes to rest his mind, and did not move for a long time.
Huskies are puzzled.
Suddenly, the little cat's neck tilted, and with a bang, its head hit the ground.He didn't move, just fell asleep.
The husky jumped in fright, and was so shocked that he folded his tail, put his four paws on the ground, and his whole body was stiff.
Yes, the fluffy kitty that was called Kitten fell asleep.
Not only fell asleep, but also blew out a sparkling snot bubble and made a snoring sound.
……
Too much!
Huskies stood there dumbfounded.
But for some reason, seeing the sweet sleeping face of the kitten, he also felt his eyelids heavy, and fell asleep unknowingly amidst the rhythmic whirring sound and the whistling north wind whistling with snowflakes...
The author has something to say:
Doudou: Ticket money is used to buy dog toys, this wave of blood loss is not profitable
Husky: It’s okay, I have a friend who is very rich
Doudou: Is the friend you mentioned really yourself?
Husky: Of course not, haven’t you heard that dogs are good friends of humans, so my friends will be humans
Doudou: ...he is the best! !
PS: Talk about some husky-related (maybe useless) little knowledge.Although the part of "Erha" will be exaggerated in the article for artistic effect, I hope that all human children will not have too much misunderstanding about Huskies. In essence, they are a very good breed of dog.Their character standards are friendly, tidy, appearance-conscious, and able to remain calm and decent in difficult situations (unexpected).They became famous in the world as a dog breed because of the outbreak of diphtheria and yi. They ran for more than 1000 kilometers, which lasted five and a half days, and delivered emergency serum to save human beings. They are really very reliable partners.
Later, when huskies entered ordinary families, especially urban families, they were somewhat affected by the environment, especially dog breeders deliberately bred more lively and rough breeds in order to cater to the "surprise hunting mentality" of some consumers.This is the case with many huskies we have seen in China. They are too large and difficult to tame.
As a dog suitable for team work, the Husky needs a lot of sports training from an early age, especially running training and obedience training.At the same time, because they are close to humans or other dogs by nature, either the owner can accompany them for a long time, or raise a few friends to play together, or the owner should train the huskies to get down before going out. Be alone (you all understand the result)
Last year at the American Dog Show, there was a husky named Nick that made a big splash. It is a Chinese paw that was originally from Zhejiang. If you are interested, you can search for what is called a race-level husky. I also posted pictures on my wb. I was really shocked. It looks A, sassy, smart, charming and cold. From then on, Tanmei novels The protagonists of the show have faces (no, the propaganda team went wrong
PPS: Then how do you train?Just refer to the training method of Doudou in the article, Doudou is a powerful kitten (.
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