The last orange cat Omega [Interstellar]

The kitty's emotions come and go like a green skin and go like a high-speed rail.

When Hailou told him that he hadn't been snapped off secretly, Doudou's mood suddenly soared into the air, and even after hitting the human "fish tank" isolation cover, he still laughed happily.

"Interesting!"

DouDou froze his head a few times and said cheerfully.He tapped the fish tank in Hailou lightly a few times, and his eyes were full of tiny spots of light.

"You're wearing this fish... the isolation cover is also pretty, especially good-looking! How can there be such a beautiful isolation cover in the world? You must protect yourself for a while, otherwise other beasts will find out that you have such a powerful and good-looking They will definitely be jealous of the isolation cover, and maybe they will even try to grab it.”

Dou Dou shook his head solemnly, said the most incongruous compliments in the most sincere tone, and boasted a flower out of the fish tank, which made Hailou laugh.

"Okay," Hailou nodded solemnly, "I will definitely be careful."

Doudou was even more delighted when he heard the words, and immediately took out the fish tank he had snatched, and happily put it on.In this way, he and Hailou have the same fish tank.If this was placed in the ancient earth era, it would probably be called a couple fish tank.

Hailou looked at Doudou quietly, the smile on his face gradually faded, his eyes became deep and deep, as if he had a thousand words to say.

Doudou didn't understand what it meant, and asked strangely: "What's wrong?"

Hailou thought for a while and decided to tell the story slowly.He asked: "Do you know why Major General Meli arranged for you to have a gland examination today?"

Hearing the words, Doudou wrinkled his nose, showing a bit of dissatisfaction, and muttered in his mouth: "It's disgusting, does it mean that Dad also thinks that I stole a few pieces of meat and became fat, so he has to give me a check-up? They didn't either Tell me, I thought something big had happened."

Speaking of this, Doudou suddenly thought of something, immediately paused, and rolled his eyes.I saw him leaning close to Hailou's ear, looking sideways, looking like a ghost.

Hailou suppressed a smile, and made a serious appearance of listening attentively, matching DouDou's performance.

DouDou lowered his voice and said in a low voice: "Actually, what I just said is all false. I'm not fat at all. I didn't even drink a lot of water at home during this time. I'm so self-disciplined. What kind of meat sticks?" , I don’t even smell the meat. My kitten’s beast shape is very thin, very thin. If you see my beast shape again in a while, you may be able to touch the bones. Hey, I’m so pitiful Alright."

Doudou solemnly assured Hailou that the human beings who looked at him eagerly were as sincere as they could be.

Hailou laughed dumbfounded and shook his head slightly.Doudou obviously didn't understand the main point of what he just said.

"Of course I believe you," Hai Lou replied equally sincerely, "but do you know what a 'gland' is?"

Since Doudou was ignorant, Hailou felt that he would hit a straight ball.

DouDou blinked, subconsciously touched the back of his neck.That's where the Omega glands are said to be exposed.Strictly speaking, glands are probably considered abnormalities in human tissue.In the non-hot period, the gland is hidden, and only a very delicate palpation can find a tiny nodular mass between the fifth and seventh cervical vertebrae.

At this time, this small square inch of skin was completely wrapped and protected by the extension of the isolation cover.

Following DouDou's movements, Hailou also put his hands on his cervical spine, and took off DouDou's isolation cover.Hailou gently stroked the delicate skin under his fingertips—it was fresh and full of vitality, but it was flat and no knots, nothing at all.

Hailou's movements were gentle and soothing, but it made Doudou shudder.

"It's itchy, don't touch it."

DouDou shrunk his neck, glanced at Hailou, as if embarrassed, crooked his body into Hailou's arms, and refused to look up again.

Hailou smiled, stopped moving, and looked at the person in his arms.He let out a breath, and told and listened to the results of the examination as calmly and gently as possible.

"The doctors didn't find your glands when they checked."

DouDou turned his face sideways, squinted at Hailou, with a confused look on his face.

"No glands were found..." he repeated unconsciously, not understanding the meaning behind it, "what do you mean?"

"That is, your gland is not where it should be," Hai Lou said, putting his hands on Dou Dou's neck, "It's not here."

Huh?

DouDou touched his own neck curiously.He didn't feel that there was anything wrong with him, but from Hailou's words, he vaguely realized that he was very different from other interstellar beasts.However, as a foreign cat, DouDou doesn't have much special feeling about this - after all, kittens have glands all over their skin!If there is no back of the neck, it will be gone.

Hailou rubbed the back of Doudou's head, paused for a moment, and continued: "The abnormality of the gland may be the reason why you are not affected by other orc pheromones. In order to further find out the facts, the doctors decided to give you another whole body massage Gland examination. This process may be a little uncomfortable, and you need to bear with it, okay?"

Hearing this, Doudou frowned uncomfortably.He hesitated for a moment, but in the end he couldn't bear to reject his human beings, so he reluctantly agreed.

"But we have to agree in advance," DouDou raised a finger and emphasized solemnly, "They are not allowed to anesthetize me in secret, they are not allowed to perform sterilization on me, and they are not allowed to scare me."

"Well, it's natural, is there anything else?"

"Also..." DouDou glanced at Hailou, showing a sly smile, "I have been bullied like this for a long time, and my body must be damaged. Once is not enough, it would be too pitiful to have to go twice. It’s not good if you damage your body, you have to make up for it, right?”

DouDou blinked at Hailou, full of hints.

Hailou smiled, stretched out his hand to press down DouDou's raised fingers, squeezed his hand tightly, and promised, "It's a deal."

DouDou was sent to the cold testing table for the second time.This time, because of Hailou's company and the promise of barbecue, DouDou felt better, and he didn't resist at all. He lay down on the bed and opened his arms very cooperatively, letting the doctors fiddle with him.Everyone who had witnessed the first miserable battle between cats and humans couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Due to proper cooperation, the second testing process was very smooth, but due to the meticulous process, the workload of testing was huge, and the doctors did not get the final results until half a day later.

Reports indicated that the glands of the DouDou were indeed not in their usual positions.This rebellious gland not only went astray, but also ran abnormally "off the beaten path"...

DouDou lay on Hailou's back affectionately, with his pointed chin resting on his shoulder socket, and squinted his eyes to glance at his gland test report.

"Oh I got it."

DouDou saw half of it, but summed it up solemnly.

"So my glands aren't at the back of my neck, but at the base of my tail, right?"

The base of the tail mentioned by Doudou is the coccyx region of the human body, which is a small bone that is not fully degenerated by humans. It has lost its actual function during the long evolution process, even for the human body of the orc.

Unexpectedly, the position of DouDou's glands grew in such an embarrassing area.

The doctors speculate that it is precisely because of the special location of the gland that Doudou is affected by pheromones in a different way and degree than ordinary people. After all, that part is probably not easily disturbed by the outside world... I guess.

Once this conclusion was released, all of a sudden, whether it was the medical staff involved in the testing and research, or the parents of the big cats in the Reese family, or Hailou, their faces became complicated, and the eyes they looked at Doudou became more subtle. .

Only the little cat, Benmao, is ignorant and finds it very interesting.

"This is also very good!" DouDou turned his head to look at his butt, and said happily, "Let me tell you, the base of the kitten's tail is very easy to touch. In the past, many humans were secretly envious to the point of drooling."

He thinks his cat's butt is invincible in the world, but it's a pity that his human has only two bare lumps of flesh. Although it is still plump and round, and the claws feel good to the touch, it looks too monotonous and can't compare with a cat's butt.But in any case, DouDou is still very satisfied.

It shouldn't be bad for things like glands to grow in such a cute place. I am indeed a powerful kitten, and I don't take the usual path.

DouDou's inexplicable self-satisfaction looks in Hailou's eyes, making him even more sad.He was speechless for a long time.

Doudou couldn't understand the adults' worries, and he didn't understand Hailou's entanglements. He only knew that there was a pot of delicious barbecue sticks waiting for him.After the test, Hailou readily fulfilled his promise.Under the passionate cooking of Butler Mosha, General Reese's mansion was filled with a scent that made cats crazy.

Dou Dou fantasized about the taste of the meat that he was about to eat, and secretly swallowed his saliva.Impulsively, he wanted to rush into the kitchen to find out, but he couldn't let go of Hailou, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, so he hugged the human's arm tightly, and at the same time stretched his neck desperately.He poked his nose out in a strange posture, absorbing the smell of meat wafting from the kitchen, and the whole cat was stretched into a soft and tight strip.

After reading the report, Meli went into her room and stayed out all afternoon, not knowing what she was thinking.After he finally sorted out his mood and appeared, what he saw was such a strange scene.

The corners of Mei Li's mouth twitched, seeing the heartless Dou Dou being annoyed and funny, he could only sigh helplessly, and cast a sympathetic glance at Hai Lou involuntarily.

At this time, Hailou had already recovered from a ridiculous accident, and he was still calm and breezy as usual, calmly accepting the mercy of Major General Mei Li.

After staring at each other for a while, Meili was defeated first.He coughed a few times, cleared his throat on purpose, and told Hailou uncomfortably: "In short, you...well, in the future, you must...pay attention to hygiene..."

After all, in that part, if it is a mark or something, it seems a bit difficult to operate, and it is quite skillful.

Out of a strange reserve, Merry didn't say what was between the words.

Hailou was silent.

Doudou heard the conversation between Snow Leopard's father and Hailou, and looked back curiously.His eyes wandered between the two, and he tilted his head to listen for a long time, but still didn't understand why, so he asked aloud: "What hygiene? What do you mean?"

Surprisingly, no one answered him.

Doudou looked at Hailou and Meili strangely, and asked again: "Also, why has Grandpa been sharpening his knife outside since the afternoon?"

The author has something to say:

Grandpa Leopard: It is impossible for you to regret your marriage if you regret it, and you will never regret your marriage in this life, even if the kitten’s glands grow in strange places

Hannah wears isolation mask

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Hailou wearing isolation cover

Doudou: As expected of being my human being, what an excellent fish tank match Kangkang is, leading the new trend of interstellar, today is also a handsome and beautiful day!

Hannah: ...woof!