The last orange cat Omega [Interstellar]

The little cat feels the fear of being dominated by homework, and it turns out that schools are generally black, whether it is a little cat's school or a human school, whether it is in Maochun or in a distant star.

Doudou also did homework when he was studying in Maochun's cat university branch, but compared with perverted humans, the homework tasks for kittens are much easier, and most of them are practical tasks, such as "quarreling at four o'clock in the morning Wake up human beings and sing a sad song of old Wu in their ears" This is a simple and easy homework after class.Like Doudou as a chic stray cat, there is no human object to manipulate, and when encountering similar tasks, it is often perfunctory, and there will be no serious consequences.

Human schools are different.DouDou asked Peter carefully, and the clerical work needs to be completed before the fixed time node, and requires extremely high technical content - at least you must be able to type, and the fixed time node for handing in the homework also has a terrible nickname: dead line.The chubby orange cat was frightened into a chubby cat hair duster.

However, after working at his desk all night, the clever man quickly figured out the rules of writing human reports, and thought he had mastered the secrets.The so-called report writing is actually similar to Mosha's butler sewing a thorn beast bikini. It is disassembled, reassembled, sewed and mended, and repeated. Wherever there is a hole, it will look like a A serious report is enough, even if the original design of the vest is reduced to a scarf when it is finally formed, it doesn't matter much.

Struggling—adding fishing, and mainly fishing—for a whole week, going around in a hurry, and finally completed the homework before the deadline for submission.As he expected, this is a report that is as fragmented as a piece of a jigsaw puzzle. Only a few words in the title meet the requirement of "detailed content".

However, despite this——

"I'm so proud!" Doudou patted the desk, his eyes full of excited little stars, "I unilaterally declare that I am the most powerful kitten in the world, no one should refute it, after all, how can there be someone like me?" A mature kitten who can do homework by itself!"

Such an article covered with densely packed text tadpoles actually came from two cat paws, and every word was slapped by Dou Dou himself with a meat ball. Thinking about it makes the cat excited.

"As expected of me."

DouDou took a selfie, saved and updated the inventory of cat head emoticons.

The fat orange cat with rapidly inflated self-confidence even had a whim, imagining that if he also had such useful skills as "holding Buddha's feet" and "speed of life and death" when he lived in Maochun, it is estimated that it would be easy to find a human family willing to be taken over by the kitten , There will even be violent (chaos) scenes of looting.

Just imagine, which human being doesn't want to have a kitten that can do homework for you?Just thinking about the appearance of Maomao frantically writing will make your heart move.

Accompanied by cats and cats, a small dried fish!

Mao Mao's online class appeared on the scene, two small fishes!

Mao Mao Ting Ding sign in, five small fish dry!

Maomao writes a paper for a ghostwriter, ten small fishes!

Beautiful cats help with homework assignments, a hundred small dried fish! ! !

The price is clearly marked, and the old man is not deceived.

DouDou was amused by the clever trick he came up with to make small fish, and he turned his head and ran to Hailou, asking humans to fulfill their promise of storytelling.

Hailou didn't care about the little cat, so he took his personal airship to the floating island of Kelerata that night, and lived in the guest bedroom in a stately manner.Before that, the humans who were around had never stayed in General Reese's mansion, and it was even said that Hailou's official visit was only the dinner that Grandpa Leopard had after sharpening his knife.

In the social norms of the aristocrats, going to a banquet is one thing, but staying overnight is a completely different matter. Only very close friends or certain marriage partners can enjoy such privileges.DouDou didn't take it seriously at first, but he somewhat understood the attitude of the big cat parents at home towards Hailou, they were polite but restrained and alienated, as if they were always ready to retreat.

What surprised the little cat was that General Rees and Melly didn't object to Hailou's rude behavior today, and even put on two big cat faces with a smile on their face, and welcomed Hailou into the door in a friendly manner. Instruct Mosha butler to make a delicious braised Chiu Chiu Beast Tail.

Something terrible must have happened while I was trying to catch up with my homework.

The little cat pondered while licking the plate.

But it’s okay, no matter what happens, it’s fine as it is now, my human beings and my big cat father and big cat grandpa are sitting beside me, we eat meat together, there is no happier thing than this .

But just a few weeks later, the little cat himself denied the above assertion.

Obviously, lying in a soft and comfortable bed with a beloved human being and listening to human beings tell him stories is even happier than eating meat.

DouDou rolled over in excitement in the pile of pillows, his belly rising and falling, causing layers of waves.He rolled to the head of the bed, kicked his fat hind legs vigorously, turned his head and slid into Hailou's arms while wiping the sheets, raised his little furry face, and looked at Hailou with wavering eyes.

"Can I take human form?"

DouDou asked in a low voice, folded his two white-gloved front paws in front of his chest, making a cute appearance, his two big eyes were watery as if they were full of moonlight.

When he lived in Hai's house in the past, for some reason, Hailou was not very willing to lie on the same bed with the humanoid DouDou.At that time, DouDou was very confident in his kitten form, and he didn't think there was any problem with this arrangement.The kittens are grouped into a small cat ball, which only needs a small space next to Hailou's pillow, and does not take up any space.

But now it's different, the little cat quietly has his own concerns, and wants to face the humans he likes with another more equal appearance.

Although the bare hands and feet of human beings are very inconvenient, if they hug each other, they should be quite comfortable.

Hailou was wearing soft and smooth pajamas, his strong muscles were hidden under the thin fabric.DouDou sneaked a glance at the shape of his broad and powerful chest, and swallowed.

His Hailou smelled delicious, not the smell of barbecue, but it still made the little cat hungry.

Guji Guji.

Hailou looked down at the little cat, but didn't speak.

Doudou blinked his eyes slowly, turned his two beautiful little eyeballs to one side, and muttered, "I think I look very good when I become a human, but are you despising me?"

After finishing speaking, he straightened his two front paws, buried his big round face between the claw arms, and pretended to whine a few times.

Hailou laughed, and lightly grabbed his belly.He didn't use much force, but the little cat took the opportunity to cry louder and flicked its tail in grievance.

"I am such a talented kitten who can do homework, but I am still disgusted by humans. I am so capable but so miserable. It is really unreasonable."

Hailou rubbed the back of Doudou's head reassuringly, and said with a smile, "It's my fault, then you can change over."

As soon as his words fell, his arms sank and he hugged him full.

A smiling face appeared, and he threw Hailou down with a groan.

"Do you have any unfinished homework, Hailou!" Doudou asked with a smile, "I can help you write the paper for you! It's cheap for you, um, just give me a [-]% discount."

The two heads collided and there was a bang.

"Oh, you hurt me!" Doudou covered his head and screamed strangely, but the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up.

Hailou caught Doudou, protected his neck and placed him on the bed, with his neck fitting into the curvature of the pillow just right.

"Thank you," Hailou looked at DouDou with a smile in his eyes, "But I don't think I need it."

"Really, that's a pity."

Doudou frowned slightly, thought for a while, and sighed regretfully: "That's right, you are so old, you don't need to do your homework, and you don't need the kitten's claw service."

Seeing the subtle expression on DouDou's face, Hai Lou knew that he must be secretly accusing the unfair cat student who had to do his homework again, so he smiled and said, "Don't think about this for now, you lie down, and I'll tell you a story."

DouDou was delighted when he heard the words, moved his body to Hailou's arms, and put his forehead on the human chest, only to realize that he and Hailou were too close together, and his breathing was not smooth.DouDou became shy, buried her head in silence for a moment, then suddenly revealed her fur tail, and hugged her tightly in her arms.

The tail is like a toy, which can bring a sense of security to the kitten.Doudou hugged his tail and rolled happily. Gululu rolled to the edge of the bed and rolled back into Hailou's arms, urging crisply, "Let's start telling the story, I'm ready."

Hailou raised his hand to brush the thin bangs on Doudou's forehead, and said, "I'm worried that I may not speak well, and you may find my story boring."

DouDou shook his head vigorously, making his head messy.

"Absolutely not," he said with absolute certainty, "whatever you say will amuse me."

DouDou silently added in his heart, even if it was a boring story, it would be nice to be able to deceive my human beings and make him happy.

"I haven't heard your story yet, and I've decided I want to like it."

"Thank you."

Doudou originally thought that Hailou meant to tell a story literally, but he didn't expect his human beings to actually take out an unknown notebook and flip through it decently, as if they wanted to read the story in the book.

DouDou still remembers that Hailou once told him that there are no storybooks in the existing library of the Star Beast Empire, and there are almost no books related to entertainment, so Hailou must be holding a storybook created by himself at this moment.

Doudou suddenly became interested.He adjusted his posture and lay comfortably beside Hailou, squinting half-closed his eyes at the book in Hailou's hand.Doudou felt very comfortable just snuggling up next to the human beings, and almost fell asleep before hearing the story.

What Hailou held in his hand was a notebook with a black leather cover, not so much a book, but a hand-excerpted notebook.It's just that the text on it is very weird. It's not the common language of the empire in Dou Dou's memory, but some kind of human text that is close to the cognition of the little cat in the past.Perhaps his clever humans have deciphered the contents of that wondrous book?

DouDou tried his best to identify it carefully for a while, and finally pulled out a slightly familiar character from a bunch of twisted strings.

"I know, this is 'cat'," Doudou said, pointing at the word, "it means little cat."

"That's right," Hailou applauded, "You are very smart. Today's story is about cats."

Doudou pursed his lips and smiled triumphantly.He barely covered his belly with his tail, and obediently urged: "I'm ready, tell me quickly."

Hailou's deep and gentle voice resounded, carrying a warm temperature, Doudou let out a few grunts comfortably from his throat.

"A long time ago, there was a magical creature in this world, which was called 'cat' by humans."

Huh?

DouDou stared round his eyes in surprise, but after thinking about it, he felt that there was nothing unusual about it.There should be kittens in this world, a world without kittens is incomplete.The fact that the beasts of the empire have never seen a kitten does not mean that there were no kittens in the original world.

Doudou calmed down and listened more carefully.Hailou's voice no longer has a hypnotic effect, but is like a soft spring breeze, leading the kitten slowly towards the depths of the splendid flowers.

In the remote and ancient ancient earth, there are four seasons, mountains and rivers, and countless creatures and incredible human beings live between the mountains and rivers of the four seasons. This is a glorious scene that the orcs can't imagine.

There are some magical creatures that walk into human life in different ways, and among them is a kind of magical creature-cat.No one knows where they came from and how they are related to humans. People only know that cats have accompanied humans through the long years, but they have never been truly tamed by humans.

On this page of the story, Hailou hand-painted a chubby little fur ball. With a few simple strokes, the image of the kitten was vividly outlined. With just one glance, Dou Dou knew that it was a cat portrait based on him, and he immediately laughed. His eyebrows and eyes are curved.

"Although humans never tamed cats, they have always been fascinated by this wonderful creature. They studied cats, observed cats, and traced the origin of the cat family. From this people discovered many interesting facts, such as the origin of all carnivorous species They all come from some kind of cat-like beast, which they call the ancient cat beast, which means 'skinny cat'."

"So that's how it is!" Doudou sighed in amazement, "The little cat is the origin of all meat-eating beasts!"

He turned his head to look at Hailou, and his eyes were full of pride: It's me!

After thinking about it for a while, he suddenly realized a serious matter, and emphasized loudly: "So it's only natural for kittens to love meat. You can't stop a poor kitten from loving meat. You know it's wrong. Yet?"

Hailou didn't answer when he heard the words, just smiled, leaned over and kissed Doudou's ear.

"Keep going, read on," DouDou urged, "Maybe the book teaches how to love kittens, you can learn more."

Doudou's wish came true, and the book Hailou read did mention the daily life of humans and kittens in the ancient earth period.

All in all, although no one knows where cats came from, cats have been warmly welcomed since their introduction into human homes.Humans provide food, care and love for kittens.At first, cats had to pay corresponding labor for this, such as guarding human food to catch rats and so on.Later, the relationship between cats and human beings became closer and closer, and the status of cats as tool animals gradually faded away, turning into pure domestic pet creatures. Only relying on their appearance and personality, they can have countless crowds and smoothly enter thousands of households, regardless of wealth. Still poor, a guest in the human family.

Doudou nodded, expressing his understanding. After all, kittens are so cute. If he was a pure human being, it would be difficult for him to refuse his love for kittens.Thinking of this, he secretly looked at Hailou's expression.His human beings must think the same way, they like kittens so much, hehe.

Regarding the deeds of cats in the book, Hailou also mainly guesses, but there is a voice in the dark telling him that his guess is not far from the truth.

"The book also mentions several tips about keeping cats, but unfortunately I haven't fully deciphered them yet," Hailou said, with a slightly regretful tone, "But the content is not detailed and coherent, I'm afraid it was written by the author in his spare time A few words are a record of daily life, not a book."

In the book, the author mentions an extremely heartfelt and considerate kitten he once had in an affectionate tone.It has a round head, a round head, a round belly, gorgeous golden back hair, a long and powerful big tail, and snow-white "socks" under its feet. When it meows, it is soft and graceful like singing.It is the cutest kitty in the world.

"I also have socks!" DouDou said happily, and couldn't help lifting one of his legs, holding it high in the air, "I still have gloves."

Doudou fiddled with his hands, and proudly showed off to Hailou: "Other kittens say that my paws are great, not only in good shape, but also very strong, and the color is super beautiful. However, my white sock Very shallow, only half the size of a claw."

With difficulty, he folded his legs together in front of his chest, and gestured on the instep of his feet.

"I heard that this kind of socks are called boat socks. They are only a little bit bigger, and they are cuter than ordinary socks."

Doudou always unconditionally exaggerates his own advantages in appearance.

"I believe you must be cuter than the kitten mentioned in the book." Hailou praised solemnly, making Doudou laugh out loud.

"Doesn't this kitty have a name?" DouDou asked curiously, "I heard that all kittens loved by humans have their own names, for example, my name is DouDou, which means I am the cutest kitten, he Very, very fond of me."

Hailou looked at DouDou with soft eyes.DouDou is always defenseless when facing human beings, and inadvertently shakes off all his little secrets without knowing it.Seeing Doudou verifying the guesses in human minds one after another, Hailou's eyes were gentle.

"Doudou is indeed a cute and good name." Hailou said, "The kitten in the book naturally has its own name, but it's a pity that this word is very strange and has never appeared in any other literature. The ancient characters that disappeared are still unknown.”

"So that's the case," Doudou sighed regretfully, "It's a pity. But I think, since its human beings love kittens so much, the name it got must be very good, and it is also the best name in the world for it. That must be as cute a name as 'Doudou'."

Many times Doudou shows childish overbearing, but sometimes he is unbelievably generous.

Hai Lou nodded in agreement: "I think it is indeed so. This cute little cat with a cute name is smart and brave, and countless interesting things have happened to it. It has lived on the earth with its own humans for many, many years. Live much longer than normal cats."

It's a pity that there are not only happy and good stories in the world.

The First Men left Earth with very little with them.For future survival and ecological recovery, they did select a small number of species for breeding, but cats were not on the fire list.The reason is also very simple. At that time, humans believed that cats did not play a big role in maintaining the ecology and serving human beings, and their functional value was not worth wasting the extremely precious evacuation seats.

There have been many good memories between the cute little kitten with white socks and its human being mentioned in the book.It accompanied the author through more than a dozen springs, autumns, winters and summers, but was finally left forever on the barren earth base during the mass evacuation, and became a speck of dust in the universe together with countless other beings.

True love and ordinary getting along can only happen in peaceful times.When survival is the primary challenge, all that is useless becomes an insignificant luxury.

"Oh my God," Dou Dou called out, his eyes were reddened, and he said sadly, "That little cat is so pitiful, and its human beings must be so sad."

Due to some subjective and objective reasons, there are not many historical records about the "Day of Escape" that have been handed down. The orcs of the empire only know that in order to preserve the last fire, humans have given up a lot, and their homeland is just one of them.There are very few survivors by chance, and those lives who have never had the chance to evacuate are just sighs in the vast universe.

Hailou didn't know how to comfort the kitten who had hurt him, so he could only say: "Judging from the time mentioned in the book, when the author evacuated the earth, maybe the kitten was too old to move freely, maybe the little kitten The cat itself has already made a decision, maybe the future is difficult, and no one can not guarantee that it is comprehensive, and it will be a good thing for it to let the kitten lie in the embrace of the familiar mother of nature."

As Hailou said, he pinched the tip of Doudou's tail, and gently brushed Doudou's nose with the fur on the tail.

DouDou was afraid of itching, quickly withdrew his hands and covered his cheeks, couldn't help giggling, the sad mood just now dissipated quite a bit.

"I think you're right," Doudou said, with a detachment that was quite different from his usual performance, "Besides, every encounter will end with a parting, no matter what method is used to separate, the important thing is Not after parting, but the good memories accumulated in this relationship. It is actually a waste to forget the original happy time together because of the sad parting. When we can be together, we should try our best to make each other happy. Happy things, so that we can have no regrets when facing parting."

Hailou raised his eyebrows slightly, looked at DouDou in surprise, and said, "What you said makes sense, but it doesn't seem like the language you know."

Unexpectedly, after listening to it, he looked very proud, raised his chin high, and said with a smug smile: "That's natural. This is what our great cat teacher Bibing said. It is the most powerful little cat who can write poetry. Well, I have said countless philosophical and beautiful words. I am so smart, but I have memorized a lot."

Hailou also laughed, squeezed Doudou's proud chin, and said, "I think you are also amazing."

"Hey, yes, I'm glad you can see that, because I think so too."

Hailou went on to say: "Although the separation between humans and kittens is destined to be unchangeable, humans still try to keep a small amount of cat hair and bring them into the universe through the Tinder Project. Humans believe that, A part of the kitten must carry the power of the cat itself, and maybe one day in the future, he will be able to use this thing to successfully replicate the second meeting between the two."

"Then did this human succeed?" Doudou asked curiously.

Hailou shook his head and replied: "The book is not detailed. Maybe it is out of caution, maybe it is because of the difficulties, and the author seems to have no intention to explore this issue in depth. I think the focus of this book is as you mentioned. Saying that is not about the pain of parting, but about recalling the good things in the past."

Doudou thought for a while, nodded and said: "That's right. Since there were no kittens here before me, it means that the plan to reunite failed in the end. But it's not bad, we won't all become cats after we die. Is it a small dust? No matter how big this universe is, two dusts will meet one day, maybe at the ends of the earth.”

He tilted his head and stared at somewhere on the blank ceiling, unconsciously lost in thought, wondering what he was thinking.

Hailou stroked Doudou's hair and sighed: "I'm sorry, the story I told is not pleasant at all, but rather sad. It's not a story suitable for reading before going to bed. Do you find it boring? "

"It will not happen."

Under the confinement of Hailou's arms, Doudou turned his head with difficulty, moved to Hailou's side, and rubbed the cold tip of his nose on the human's cheek with attachment.

"I love this story, as if I'm also the protagonist cat in the story. It's a weird feeling, but it's not bad. Although I don't know what the real ending of the story is, I think as long as it is real love, there will always be love." It won't go away."

He looked fixedly at Hailou, and said firmly: "When that little kitten is left alone on the earth, it may be a little scared, but at the same time, it must also feel very relieved, because it is loved deeply Live an ordinary and extraordinary life, and in the end, the human beings it loves and cares about will also have the opportunity to escape the disaster safely. It is not easy for a kitten to have such a feline life.”

Hailou also looked at DouDou, and said nothing quietly.

"Do you still feel sad?" Doudou smiled slightly, took the initiative to (stuff) his tail into Hailou's hand, and said generously, "If you feel sad, touch my tail for you. Our little cat is very It’s hard to feel sad because we are so cute all over, as long as we lower our heads to lick our fur and admire our claws or tails, we won’t be able to think of any sad things.”

Hailou couldn't help laughing, and he was not polite, grabbed the long tail of Doudou, and carefully moved it inside and out.

"Thank you," he said. "I really feel better. Kittens are the most precious thing in the world."

"That's that, that's that." DouDou didn't feel embarrassed at all.

"Since you've told me such a good story, I feel I need to return your plums with peaches."

"Oh, what is it?"

"How about I tell you a story too? I promise it will be a wonderful story."

A story that happened in Maochun, a stray fat orange cat met its human.

DouDou has never talked about this past in front of Hailou, but tonight, perhaps inspired by another kitten in the book, DouDou feels that it is necessary to tell Hailou in a subtle way that he owns a kitten. Kitten, this is destined love.

There were so many living beings on the ancient earth, human beings are not the most beautiful kind, and it can even be said that they are inherently evil. However, only complex human beings will have the heart to do superfluous things, only they will not act instinctively, Helping lonely stray cats.

Since then, a beautiful story has begun.

The author has something to say:

Agent: What should I do, suddenly I can’t think of an interesting small theater

Doudou: It’s okay, hurry up and talk about a useless and unpopular little knowledge to fool you

Agent: Yes, do you know that after a male cat licks his testicles, the barbs on the "little lipstick" will disappear, isn't it amazing!

Go around:? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Agent: It doesn’t matter. According to the attributes of our children’s literature, you won’t be able to touch this knowledge blind spot for a while.

Go around:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

PS, the little kitten’s thinking in learning is not correct, good boy should not learn from him, study hard, make progress every day, try not to hand in homework at the last second

PPS, serious useless little knowledge, the ancient cat beast, also known as the little ancient cat, is suspected to be the origin of modern carnivores, carnivores include cats, canines, bears, etc. - yes, cats, cats and dogs should have a common ancestors.Although Gumaomon has a cat in its name, strictly speaking it is not a feline animal, but it does look like a cat, rounded up, it is no problem that the kitten is a carnivorous species (no.

Regarding the functionality of cats, it is said that humans first domesticated cats to catch mice, but in fact, early domestication of cats has always failed to catch mice. Instead, dogs are more convenient to use.It is a false proposition that dogs are meddling with mice.Among modern dog breeds, there are also very good mouse-catching breeds, whose ability to catch mice is better than cats, so this function can be completely replaced in principle.What's more, if humans completely abandon mice, cats seem to be even more useless.Of course, what is discussed here are all theoretical things, just assumptions made for the plot of the article, please don't care about the details

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