I Really Don't Want to Sign a Marriage Agreement with the Big Boss

Sheng Mingzhi slept very deeply this time.

When he woke up again, he was woken up by a phone call.

Sheng Mingzhi was half asleep and half awake to unlock it, and Xiao Wang called him 46 times.

He stared blankly at the phone screen, wondering if he was dreaming.

The last time when he liked his appearance on Weibo and hit the top eight traffic, Xiao Wang only called him ten times.

46... He won't be doing a striptease live in the live broadcast room last night, right?

Only then did Sheng Mingzhi's mind gradually return, and he belatedly thought: Why am I on the bed?

Wasn't he live broadcasting yesterday? Could it be that the live broadcast fell asleep and walked back to the room by sleepwalking?

He sniffed, the cold didn't seem to be getting better.

Sheng Mingzhi still felt that his brain was groggy.

Press to answer.

Xiao Wang's deliberately suppressed voice came from the phone, but he could still hear a little excitement: "You are popular."

"?"

Sheng Mingzhi didn't know how to answer the words for a while, and hesitated: "Then, congratulations on your dying wish?"

King:  …

"Aren't you surprised at all? Don't ask me why?? Did you know that you were out of the circle last night! Oh, by the way, how are you doing? Is your cold better?"

Sheng Mingzhi was at a loss: "What is out of the circle?"

Xiao Wang: "Do you know what happened last night?"

"...Did I fall asleep during the live broadcast?"

"Yes." Xiao Wang: "You open Weibo."

Sheng Mingzhi probably wasn't fully awake yet, so he followed what Xiao Wang said.

As soon as I logged into Weibo, my phone was almost stuck, and the comments and retweets were all 999+.

Click on the comments, overwhelming.

It was all words that Sheng Mingzhi couldn't understand.

[Punch card from Douyin. 】

[Sightseeing brother in the front row. 】

【You look so handsome, so it looks like this when you open your eyes~~】

【Little brother and husband are so affectionate~ I'm so envious~~】

Sheng Mingzhi:?

He replied directly to Xiao Wang: "Did you buy me a navy?"

The speech of this wave of navy is too mentally retarded.

He didn't use the tilde to surf the Internet ten years ago.

"Who bought you a sailor army!" Xiao Wang retorted vigorously, "It was your sleeping video that became popular last night."

"I'm live streaming, sleeping? Video, red?"

Sheng Mingzhi paused after saying two things, as if he didn't understand what it means to be popular in sleeping videos.

He fell asleep during the live broadcast, but he underestimated contemporary netizens, and he was so bored watching people sleep.

Xiao Wang excitedly said: "Yes. Guess how many times you played last night."

Sheng Mingzhi: ...

"20?"

He guessed casually, Sheng Mingzhi remembered that there were [-] viewers before he fell asleep, almost double that.

Who knows the next second.

Xiao Wang didn't change his face, but said calmly, "It's 100 million."

……

……

Sheng Mingzhi paused, and coughed wildly on the bed.

I almost suspected that my ears were broken.

Xiao Wang has passed the period of shock, and shared with him the Weibo that Sheng Mingzhi became popular.

It was shared by a marketing porter account, and the number of retweets exceeded 5 in one night, and it rushed to No.[-] when the hot search was the highest.

Sheng Mingzhi clicked on Weibo in disbelief, "How is it possible, are you crazy? What's so interesting about me sleeping?"

Xiao Wang said slowly: "Of course it doesn't look good for you to sleep alone. Do you know when your husband hugged you last night?"

The voice just fell.

Sheng Mingzhi froze at a strange angle.

Whether in terms of content or amount of information, the energy effect of this sentence is explosive.

Sheng Mingzhi's mind went blank, and he waited for a few seconds before saying, "My husband?"

who?Lu Jiayan?

Lu Jiayan appeared on the scene?

Lu Jiayan still hugs him? !

Xiao Wang: "That's right. After you fell asleep, your husband entered the live broadcast room, and then hugged you without saying a word. Didn't you download the broadcast at 08:30? I thought he would carry you upstairs when he arrived. Going to bed. As a result, you fell asleep at all unconscious, and your husband was probably afraid of waking you up, so he kept hugging you in front of the camera, and as a result, you fell asleep until your phone ran out of battery."

"The live broadcast is automatically turned off when the phone is out of battery or when it's time to sleep."

Xiao Wang repeated it word by word, especially emphasizing that the phone ran out of battery when he fell asleep, and then concluded: "You don't even know how shocked I am. Your husband is really, really amazing."

Holding a big man in his arms, he sat in front of the camera for four hours without changing his expression.

Anyone who reads it will say something awesome.

Sheng Mingzhi no longer has any ability to think, and his mind is full of the picture Xiao Wang described.

Why did Lu Jiayan hug him and broadcast live?It's fucking outrageous for Lu Jiayan to appear in the live broadcast room!

Could it be that I haven't woken up yet and am dreaming?

Sheng Mingzhi seemed to be sleepwalking, and clicked on the video with more than [-] retweets.

It's a recording of his live broadcast last night.

With fast forward, four hours were condensed into 10 minutes.

In the video, Lu Jiayan's face was not photographed, only the scene of Sheng Mingzhi obediently lying in his arms to sleep, and moved a few times in the middle, Lu Jiayan held his shoulders with his hands, and adjusted his sleeping position comfortably.

Ever since Lu Jiayan appeared in front of the camera, Sheng Mingzhi's machine had already been shut down.

He didn't know how to watch the 10-minute video, and when he realized it, Sheng Mingzhi had subconsciously saved it to the photo album.

Popular comments have been hacked by passers-by:

"I grew these eyes because I was a bitch (the puppy cuddled his legs and cried)"

"Kill me to cheer them both up."

"No single dog ever walked out of this video alive."

"Why does Gong only show his body and I think he is a handsome guy (the puppy hugs his legs and tears)"

"I was kicked like a dog sleeping on the side of the road."

……

Xiao Wang had already hung up the phone, but he was still chattering and sending messages to Sheng Mingzhi:

【Video Screenshot.jpg】

[Didn't you mention your husband's [-]th birthday last time! 】

Sheng Mingzhi: […]

Sheng Mingzhi: 【He looks young. 】

After replying to Xiao Wang, Sheng Mingzhi flipped through Moments as if nothing had happened.

He probably let his eyes go blank, his mind was not on it at all, and he flipped mechanically for more than ten seconds, and finally he couldn't help but quit WeChat.

Then switch albums, Sheng Mingzhi resolutely clicked on the saved live broadcast screen recording just now, nervously pulled the progress bar to watch it back and forth several times, but still couldn't recover from the shock.

Why does this dog man hug him to sleep?Why not wake him up?

On the seventh time, a cough came from the door of the bedroom.

He looked up and saw that it was Lu Jiayan. He didn't know when the other party appeared.

Sheng Mingzhi frantically tried to hide the phone as if he had been caught on the spot.

As a result, the more he hid, the more nervous he became, and the movement was too big. The phone flew directly from the bed to under the bed, rolled over twice with difficulty, and landed right at Lu Jiayan's feet.

Lu Jiayan held hot water in one hand, and picked up the phone for him with the other.

Before the screen could be locked, the album showed the video Sheng Mingzhi just saved, as well as the photos he just took screenshots.

……

……

The silence in the bedroom was eerie.

After a while, Sheng Mingzhi sat up straight pretending nothing happened, and said in a steady voice, "I dropped my phone, thank you for picking it up for me."

The tip of Lu Jiayan's tongue slid across his palate, and he laughed: "The real person can't get enough of it, why don't you save screenshots and save it?"

……

Sheng Mingzhi ignored his words, and continued as if nothing had happened: "Thank you, return the phone to me, is that okay?"

If one ignores the tips of his red and bleeding ears, Sheng Mingzhi looks really calm.

Lu Jiayan slowly picked up his phone and admired his screenshots.

Some comments: "The shot is not very good. Do you want me to accompany you to take another one, the one with the face, so it's convenient for you to collect."

It's like dancing in Sheng Mingzhi's minefield.

Sure enough, the next second, Sheng Mingzhi frantically jumped up from the bed.

He jumped on Lu Jiayan directly, hung on to him like a koala, and grabbed the phone with his hand.

Lu Jiayan managed to avoid being thrown down by him, but his body shook a little.

Sheng Mingzhi's face was flushed red, and he was speechless the whole time. After grabbing the phone, he became angry and emptied all the photos in the album.

No one left!

"Don't get me wrong." After finishing all this neatly, Sheng Mingzhi felt that he had regained a little bit of face. He used strong words to make sense, and was also strong in being unreasonable: "My mobile phone has the function of automatically saving videos after watching them."

"There are still automatic screenshots?"

"Correct."

Sheng Mingzhi bit the bullet and nodded.

Lu Jiayan looked at him for a long time before laughing and let Sheng Mingzhi go.

"Well. So that's the case. It's because I have less experience."

"It's good that you know." Sheng Mingzhi said with a guilty conscience, pretending to be calm: "You can't give up on yourself just because you are old. Sometimes you have to look at the world of young people. In this era, artificial intelligence is developing rapidly. .”

Still have to make an inch, push the nose on the face?

Lu Jiayan was already immune to the temper of Sheng Mingzhi, the little ancestor who opened the dyeing workshop if he had a little color.

He put the hot water on the head of the bed and said, "Then you can send me the video. I want to keep a copy."

Sheng Mingzhi: ...

Do I look like the kind of idiot who hands you the handle?

Sheng Mingzhi slept for a full eighteen hours. After getting up, he reported to Shen Ling that he was safe, and then finished taking the antipyretics under Lu Jiayan's supervision.

Half an hour later, his personal doctor gave him a full-body examination.

After such a toss, it was dinner time.

Lu Jiayan sent someone to cook the porridge and sent it to Sheng Mingzhi's bedroom.

Sheng Mingzhi secretly looked at him while drinking porridge.

Lu Jiayan didn't go to the company all day today, and while taking care of him, he didn't see him make any phone calls, so it wouldn't delay his work.

His porridge was tasteless.

Probably because his emotions were too obvious, Lu Jiayan noticed him and turned his head slightly: "What's wrong?"

Sheng Mingzhi put down the porridge: "Brother Jiayan."

Shouting like this is probably because he feels guilty.

He grew up in the south, and he unconsciously spoke with the accent of Wu Nong's soft language over there.

It is especially obvious when I have a cold, and the voice is soft and has no momentum.

"Don't you have to go to the company today?"

"Need not."

"Oh."

Sheng Mingzhi grabbed the corner of his clothes, and said again: "If you don't go, you won't be late for work, right?"

Lu Jiayan paused for a moment, looked over, and said teasingly, "Are you worried about me?"

Sheng Mingzhi: ...

He shouldn't be soft-hearted and consider dog men.

"Who's worried about you!" He retorted: "I'm worried that if you don't go to work, Sheng Jia will go bankrupt. Let me tell you, if you go bankrupt, don't expect me to suffer with you. I will definitely divorce you."

"Don't worry." Lu Jiayan said with a careless expression, "It's just that if you don't go to work for a day, Sheng Jia won't go bankrupt."

He seemed to think of something, and added another sentence, chillingly: "In order not to be dumped by someone who hates the poor and loves the rich, I must work hard."

Someone who dislikes the poor and loves the rich: ...

Sheng Mingzhi didn't bother to talk to him, and finished the remaining half bowl of porridge.

When he put down the bowl, he remembered another thing, raised his head and said, "Lu Jiayan, last night's live video was widely uploaded on the Internet, won't it affect you?"

Although Lu Jiayan's face didn't appear on the screen at all, Sheng Mingzhi couldn't help worrying for a moment.

Nothing else, but when I was in the entertainment industry, I swore that I would not borrow the resources of Sheng and Lu.It's been less than three years since his identity was revealed, so what?

Wasn't that a slap in the face in front of his father? Sheng Mingzhi would never let his father have a chance to be proud.

Furthermore, Sheng Mingzhi remembered Qiao Yan's oolong news with Lu Jiayan before, and it was Lu Jiayan who forcibly deleted it by means, and even withdrew several of Qiao Yan's resources.

It can be seen that Lu Jiayan doesn't like to get involved with the entertainment industry.

In order not to be misunderstood by the dog man, I wanted to rub his heat.

Sheng Mingzhi added righteously: "If you feel that it affects you, you can deal with it yourself."

After listening, Lu Jiayan asked him with great interest: "Do you want to delete it?"

...?

Sheng Mingzhi was inexplicably asked, and he didn't mind being on the trending search, so there was nothing to delete, so he said, "I don't care."

There was a moment of silence in the room.

Suddenly, Lu Jiayan chuckled lightly: "That's right."

He seemed to tacitly agree that Sheng Mingzhi meant not to delete it, leaning against the wall lazily, his brows and eyes stretched, and a peachy smile: "After all, with such a good husband, it's hard not to show off."