I Really Don't Want to Sign a Marriage Agreement with the Big Boss

Sheng Mingzhi:?

Listening to his brother's tone, it seems that he has done something heinous.

Of course Sheng Mingzhi refused to accept it, and immediately replied: "Why are you so angry?"

He hesitated: "Are you in menopause?"

Sheng Xu: ...

In the end, Sheng Mingzhi didn't ask why.

However, a day later, the "Intern" program trailer came out, and in just 3 minutes of editing, it was already a hot topic on Weibo.

Artists and guests who participated in the show are also hotly searched for fancy shopping.

For a while, five of the top ten most searched were contracted, attracting some passers-by who hadn't paid attention to the show before.

Fans actively control and comment on hot searches.

There is Yu Jie's hot search: #余杰自己make small snacks come to the scene#

In the trailer, it edited the warm scene where Yu Jie made small snacks in advance and gave them to the senior actors in the program.

Fan control comments:

"Thank you seniors for your support to Xiaoyu~"

"Newcomer Xiaoyu reports, please give me some advice."

"Wooooow, the baby is really kind-hearted!"

"It's so sweet, it's always been that sweetheart Xiaoyu!"

Yu Jie also reposted Weibo according to his agent's request, following his usual sweetheart route:

@余杰: Thank you for meeting the program team, let’s work hard with intern Xiao Yu next!

There is a hot search for the rich second-generation Su Yang who came to participate in the intern variety show: #苏杨开豪车来去去#

Relying on the character design of the former rich second-generation mixed circle, he has accumulated a wave of fans in a short period of time:

"23333 Xiao Su unexpectedly drives a million-dollar luxury car for an internship..."

"Hahaha, it feels like a private visit by the young master in micro-service~"

"What's the matter with being inexplicably cute!"

"If Sheng Jia doesn't admit our young master, the young master will buy Sheng Jia (just kidding"

"I'm the only one who noticed that the young master's education is not bad. In a big wave of 985, it's not bad!"

"The real tall, rich and handsome, tearful TvT"

Su Yang followed up with a repost on Weibo:

@苏杨: Looking forward to it.

Gao Leng's forwarding captured another group of fans.

The response from fans and passers-by was good, and the heat from the first round was considered a success.

Satisfied, Yu Jie scrolled down the trending search, looking at himself with the most popularity, he was slightly delighted.

Now he is the most popular artist in the company, and of course the trending search for buying is also high.

The rest of the actors in the crew are not traffic routes, and the rest are either amateurs or jerks.

There is no competition with him at all.

As a result, not long after he was proud, the expression on Yu Jie's face froze as soon as he refreshed Weibo.

The smile didn't last for a few seconds, and I saw Sheng Mingzhi's name in the second most searched list.

#Shengming Wakkanai Entertainment Quarrel King#

?

What b hot search? ?

It's not the second in the entertainment list, it's the second in all the hot searches.

You can't buy this position at all, you just rushed up in a short time.

With a disheveled face, Yu Jie clicked on Sheng Mingzhi's most searched trailer.

He only took ten seconds, but these ten seconds were enough for a bloodbath.

The first scene is the gunpowder-flavored conversation between him and Yu Jie at the scene.

After editing, Yu Jie was cut into a cute and pitiful little white flower who was bullied by the seniors on the spot, and Sheng Mingzhi looked like a vicious male supporting role who was relentless.

The second scene is the dialogue with the actress.

The actress didn't say a word, but she cut out Sheng Mingzhi's sentence "If you want to change teams, go to the director", almost writing unfriendliness on her face.

Looking at the whole article, it is simply a thorn in the head.

The black fans in the hot search have already made fun of it in a strange way:

"My family, I know who it is when I see this trending search, who knows?"

"Sheng Mingzhi, as expected of you.jpg"

"I'm dying of laughter, @盛明智 did you go to a variety show or fight?"

"At first I wanted to defend myself, but it's okay to see Sheng Mingzhi, this time I misunderstood Xiaoji Entertainment!"

"There are no malicious clips in the world of the little trash, only his real malice."

"I was expecting something from the show, but now I want to watch it (打起打来.jpg"

"I say senior interns, run quickly.jpg"

There are also passers-by who don't know why:

"Why is the painting style of this hot search so strange..."

"Click in and watch the video to start scolding fans who criticize, but found that fans have already started scolding, who can understand?"

"No, who is this Sheng Mingzhi... Looks good..."

"It's rare to see a scene in the high-ranking hot search without fans' comments... I have a little affection for the celebrity..."

……

Sheng Mingzhi also received a WeChat reminder from Xiao Wang at this time.

Xiao Wang: [Weibo copywriter: I am looking forward to this trip as an intern, and hope to have a pleasant cooperation with everyone! (About 6:20)]

Xiao Wang: 【Don't forget to retweet Weibo, and don't look at trending searches! !Don't play tricks either! ! 】

After 1 minute, Xiao Wang compromised: [Don't use a large size even if it's a tear, Dad! ! (burst of tears)]

Sheng Mingzhi: […]

He casually copied Xiao Wang's words on Weibo, and then reposted:

@盛明智: Don't forget to retweet Weibo, and don't go to the trending searches! !Don't play tricks either! ! //@I am an intern official blog: Calling interns...

As soon as it was sent out, Sheng Mingzhi realized that he had copied it wrong by slipping his hand.

he:……

Delete in seconds.

Resend.

@盛明智: Weibo copywriter: I am looking forward to this trip as an intern, and hope to have a pleasant cooperation with everyone! (Posted at about 6:20) //@我是客户生官博: Calling the interns...

……

……

This time it was captured by Xiao Wang.

Sheng Mingzhi has been bombarded on WeChat.

【? ? ? 】

【? ? ? ? 】

Sheng Mingzhi had a heart attack, and then deleted again in seconds.

Then finally sent a normal one:

@盛明智: I am looking forward to this trip as an intern, and I hope to have a happy cooperation with you ^0^! //@I am an intern official blog: Calling interns...

Weibo has been edited three times.

Sheng Mingzhi's comments really exploded, and he knew with his toes that it was those black fans who came again.

He sneered, and picked out a few ridiculous replies:

"I laughed. What's your attitude?"

[Is this your attitude towards your father? 】

"Can you take a snack when you're running Weibo? Let's see what the hell you can do?"

[I think you are quite fierce, why don't you come to work tomorrow?My QQ farm lacks a dog. 】

"Whole, paragraph, collapse."

[How about I Weibo for you, you post it? 】

"Didn't your manager tell you not to tear yourself apart?"

[I told you to get out of my happy internet, didn't you hear? 】

"Those passers-by who came in from the hot search look here, let me clarify, Sheng Mingzhi has not been maliciously edited, he is so malicious!"

[Clarification is possible, but not necessary. 】

……

Just a few minutes.

Sheng Mingzhi's black hot search has rushed to the first place.

Other artists posted Weibo in a well-behaved manner, and interacted with fans in a sweet and obedient manner.

When Sheng Mingzhi came here, his style of painting changed suddenly. Not only did he post a Weibo full of mistakes, but he also didn't have a good face when interacting with fans. Talking about interacting, it would be better to say scolding each other.

It was the first time for Wenwen to see this grand occasion.

Seeing Sheng Mingzhi going off the stage to fight against the black fans, his face was already pale with fright.

He turned his head to look for Xiao Wang: "Brother Wang, what should we do now—"

In the end, Xiao Wang's expression was calm. To be precise, it seemed that the edges and corners had been smoothed by Sheng Mingzhi's temper. He said calmly, "There is nothing to do."

He paused, and added: "You'll get used to it later."

And your salary will get used to it all.jpg

Sheng Mingzhi's trending searches continued until the evening.

The black fans finally stopped cursing, and the square began to be occupied by passers-by.

Probably Sheng Mingzhi's personality seemed too lively and real among a bunch of domestic entertainment "dummy".

Instead, it attracted the attention of some passers-by.

"Why do I think this little brother is quite interesting?"

"Because I'm too confused to speak so bravely 2333"

"To be honest, I'm so happy to see him being a black fan, if only my brother could be so reckless! (crying)"

"Is he the one who went out live with my husband last time? He just stuffed me with a mouthful of dog food!"

"Yes, that's right, the anti-Japanese hero of domestic entertainment last time was also talking about him..."

"I'm dying of laughter, why is this stupid way of getting out of the circle so funny! I'm a little interested!"

"Oh. Isn't this Sheng Mingzhi? After three years since our debut, we are still amateurs. We don't forget our original intentions. The man who dies is the representative star of the goofy coffee (dog head"

……

Sheng Mingzhi didn't pay attention to the follow-up development.

As for his black fans jumping up and down in the square denying that they were fans, Sheng Mingzhi didn't know anything about it.

On the first day when the trailer for "I Am an Intern" was released, the major search engines showed that Sheng Mingzhi was the one with the highest topic and data.

And it's at the level of the best. Although it's all negative news, it has indeed achieved unprecedented results.

At home in the evening, Xiao Wang's WeChat message came over.

The first day of the official recording of the intern program is an interview. There are a total of about 10 interns, 5 celebrities who experience workplace life, and 5 college students who actually come to participate in the internship. Each of them must prepare a resume. Only those who pass the interview Only guests who are selected can enter the next round of filming.

In other words, the intern program is somewhat similar to the elimination system.

Of course, Sheng Mingzhi knew there was a script with his toes.

Although the real workplace is cruel, variety shows are basically for show. The most important thing is to watch and discuss, as well as irrelevant self-movement.

So all ten people passed the interview after a fierce competition with a script.

Boring routine.

However, the resumes of amateur students needless to say.

All of them were resplendent and resplendent, including several returnees studying abroad as postdoctoral fellows.

The rest of the celebrity resumes are a bit stretched.

The program group has selected highly educated guests as much as possible, but there are still a few fish who slipped through the nine-year compulsory education.

Yu Jie's resume is fake.

I didn't graduate from junior high school, but my resume said I graduated from Yunjing University of Arts with a bachelor's degree.

Su Yang's resume is not fake, but the gold content is not high.

It was because of donating a building to a well-known foreign university. Sheng Mingzhi had heard gossip about this illegitimate child from Shen Ling. It seemed that his private life was quite messy, and men and women could eat it all. Played the route of Kaolin Flower's abstinence-type cool brother.

Xiao Wang: [There is one degree left in the resume, what do you think we should add? 】

Xiao Wang: [Otherwise, Yunjing University of Arts, I am familiar with their university professors, so I can give you a name when the time comes. 】

Sheng Mingzhi; [? 】

Sheng Mingzhi: [Who told you that I studied at the University of Arts? 】

He looked inexplicably.

Xiao Wang: [Of course I know you are not! 】

Xiao Wang: [But everyone makes up such an awesome university, we can't lose! 】

After typing this sentence, Xiao Wang suddenly remembered that he never seemed to ask about Sheng Mingzhi's education background.

In his impression, an elementary school student like Sheng Mingzhi who loves to quarrel with others on the Internet probably doesn't have a high degree of education.

To be precise, the academic qualifications of the entire internal entertainment are not high.

Some time ago, there were those who falsified their own papers, and they were directly picked up, and then the entire network community died.

It made Xiao Wang hesitate a bit.

After thinking about it, I changed my mouth again:

[Or fill in your own alma mater. 】

[Have you ever been to college? 】

Sheng Mingzhi said slowly: [I have read it. 】

He: [Department of Finance, Yunjing University. 】

……

……

It took more than ten seconds to reply:

【elder brother.Let's not be so exaggerated. 】

Xiao Wang sent a soy sweaty emoji: [The compilation was too much, it was picked up and died within minutes. 】

Sheng Mingzhi saw that Xiao Wang didn't believe him, so he didn't bother to talk to him.

However, there are not many people who say it. After all, Sheng Mingzhi has a face that doesn't seem to be able to study hard.

But in fact, his grades have been pretty good since he was a child.

After Xiao Wang finished his resume, he sent a copy to Sheng Mingzhi's email, asking him to see if there was anything inappropriate before making changes.

Sheng Mingzhi glanced at the academic qualifications, and Xiao Wang really made up a Yunjing University of the Arts for him.

This is what Lu Jiayan saw after he came back from the company.

Sheng Mingzhi wore a very comfortable home casual clothes, gnawed on an apple and stared at the computer intently.

Seriously looking, kind of cute.

His movement alarmed Sheng Mingzhi.

In the next second, Sheng Mingzhi looked up and saw him.

Why did you come back so early today?

Sheng Mingzhi was surprised inwardly.

Lu Jiayan took off his suit jacket and walked around to his side.

Sheng Mingzhi suddenly remembered that since he was going to Shengjia for an interview tomorrow, in front of him was Shengjia's boss.

Otherwise, show him your resume?

Although Sheng Mingzhi's desire to win in variety shows is basically zero.

But when he remembered that Yu Jie's old Yinbi was in the same program group as him, he didn't want to lose to the other party!

After hesitating for a moment, Sheng Mingzhi obediently called out, "Brother Jiayan."

Lu Jiayan raised his eyebrows.

Every time this little ancestor called him "Brother Jiayan" respectfully, nothing good happened.

It's not that he was guilty of doing something to offend him, or he asked him for something.

This time it's the latter.

Sheng Mingzhi turned the computer screen to Lu Jiayan, it was a resume for a job interview.

He looked up eagerly, the fox eyes became round at this moment, the upper eye line was innocent and cute, it was almost a foul.

"Can you show me my resume?"

Lu Jiayan got straight to the point: "Is there an interview tomorrow?"

Sheng Mingzhi was not surprised that the plastic husband knew that he was going to interview Sheng Jia.

This old perverted control freak only needs to know how many grains of rice he eats for a meal!Don't think he doesn't know that Lu Jiayan arranges someone to watch his itinerary every day!

Sheng Mingzhi nodded.

Lu Jiayan sat beside him.

When the man approached, he brought some domineering force, and Sheng Mingzhi felt slightly embarrassed when his breath was close at hand.

He was still not used to being so close to Lu Jiayan under the bed.

My hands and feet are so stiff that I don't know how to move them.

Lu Jiayan suddenly said, "Are you just looking at your resume?"

Sheng Mingzhi was in embarrassment, when he heard this sentence, a question mark slowly popped up:?

The other party bent his lips ambiguously: "Aren't you going to bribe this interviewer in advance?"

Sheng Mingzhi: ...

You don't have to.

Lu Jiayan said as if nothing had happened: "After all, it's not impossible."

Your mother, old pervert.

I don't even want to! !

Sheng Mingzhi took a deep breath: "Lu Jiayan, can you be serious!"

"Yeah." Lu Jiayan suppressed his smile and said seriously, "I'm not serious about giving you my suggestion."

His eyes fell on the resume, and he looked at it solemnly.

When I saw the degree, I was stunned.

"You studied at Yunjing University of the Arts?"

"No."

Sheng Mingzhi said casually, "Xiao Wang filled it out randomly."

He was about to talk about the Beijing University he studied in college, but for some reason, the words came to his lips.

Suddenly I don't want to talk about it.

Or, he didn't want to say it in front of Lu Jiayan.

Fortunately, Lu Jiayan didn't ask.

Read on.

The resume is a few lines long.

Briefly introduce Sheng Mingzhi's college career.

When I was a sophomore, I was discovered by scouts, and then I started filming while studying.

Seeing this, Lu Jiayan suddenly stopped, and the atmosphere froze a bit.

"You started filming in your sophomore year?"

Sheng Mingzhi didn't notice any problem: "That's right."

Lu Jiayan's expression was a little weird: "You just graduated from university last year?"

Sheng Mingzhi continued to nod: "Yes."

— but they were married three years ago.

In other words, when she married him, Sheng Mingzhi was just in her sophomore year.

It's only been two years since I graduated from high school.

There was a moment of silence in the living room.

Sheng Mingzhi said blankly, "Why don't you talk anymore?"

After a while, Lu Jiayan said subtly: "...it's nothing."

It's just that I suddenly felt that I was a little out of character before.