I Really Don't Want to Sign a Marriage Agreement with the Big Boss

#How to flatter effectively in the workplace#

At first glance, it looked like a very normal trending search. After the first airborne, everyone realized that it was simply tricking passers-by to come in and kill them.

There are already many question marks in the hot search:

"???"

"????"

After the initial shock, things became fun and hilarious.

The image of Shengjia in the early years has always been the continuation of the old-fashioned practices of the traditional industry. Since Lu Jiayan took over, it has gradually transformed towards the direction of the Internet in the past three years. giants of the world.

In just three years, there have been hundreds of sub-brands, and the young people have gradually become the new pillars of Shengjia.

Official Weibo is becoming more and more lively, more and more up to date, and more and more obscene.

Sheng Mingzhi's enthusiasm some time ago was not in vain, and the fat water did not flow into the field of outsiders.

Naturally, the chief planner of Hemu had already contacted other brand leaders. This wave of free Dongfeng was not only borrowed, but also vigorously promoted a wave of other Shengjia brands.

After being on the hot search, Sheng Jia changed her previous style.

Suddenly, the distance with the netizens was shortened.

The effect in the hot search is very obvious:

"It's hard not to suspect that this wave is a leadership inspection.jpg"

"I was still advising Hemu on how to surpass the fruit table two days ago, but I never expected that they would invite Sheng Mingzhi directly."

"It's really you, Hemu, who has never let me down."

"Hahahaha, let's fight, let's fight!"

"Fuck, you laughed at me, what happened to you Shengjia??"

"Go to Shengjia Shixuan to place an order now, we Xiaoxuan must not lose in flattery.jpg"

"What happened to the Jiayi app? Does anyone pay attention to it? Our Xiaojia has encountered workplace bullying! (Dog head)"

……

After half an hour, Sheng Mingzhi realized that he was on the trending list.

Belatedly reposted Hemu Entertainment's Weibo.

@盛明智: Boss can, just remove the "Mother" (Soybean smiles)

The fans who commented were instantly excited:

"Don't do it, you might be happy in your heart, right?"

"Look straight at the essence of your motherfucker, OK?"

"I found that even though I know you are noble, I still can't respect you. What's the matter?"

"It's so cool to you, you can see a hundred handsome guys in one breath (soybean holding your face)"

"In? Look at your husband, don't hide it, take out good things and share them with everyone."

The last comment was blocked by Sheng Mingzhi's expressionless face.

As a result, the black fan did not give up, and opened a trumpet to make a comeback.

"Crap?? Others call you a little waste and call you a sissy. You don't blackmail me? You blackmail me? Why? Why should I let you share your husband with me???"

This reply quickly became popular:

"Pass it on, the little trash is jealous."

"Pass it on, the little waste will eat alone."

"Pass it down, Sheng Mingzhi said that his husband is the only one who can watch it."

……

Sheng Mingzhi: ...

He thought he could keep his face from blushing and his heart skipping a beat when he commented on these stupid netizens.

But when he saw the first comment saying he was jealous, his face still turned slightly red.

He took screenshots of all the comments on Weibo and planned to send them to Shen Ling. He wanted Shen Ling to see how attractive Lu Jiayan, a vixen, was, and to complain with her by the way.

As a result, I accidentally slipped my hand and sent it to Lu Jiayan.

The words attached to the picture were also sent:

[Do not keep male morality, broken leg (threat)]

Sheng Mingzhi said "I'm sorry".

Quickly withdraw manually.

Then it was too late.

Lu Jiayan has already saved the picture, and circled in red the highlight of the comment that Sheng Mingzhi was jealous.

Should Sheng Mingzhi be shocked? He thought that Lu Jiayan would be good at using the WeChat chat function, but he didn't expect to know the picture editing function.

He has an eerie elderly smartphone relief.

Fortunately, he quickly withdrew the phrase "do not observe male virtue".

Lu Jiayan probably didn't see it.

But this kind of old man who can't surf the Internet, even if he sees it, he doesn't know what it means, right?

Lu Jiayan: [Jealous? 】

Sheng Mingzhi: [Netizens are talking nonsense. 】

Lu Jiayan: [Yes. 】

Lu Jiayan: [Why do I think what they say makes sense? 】

Sheng Mingzhi: […]

Lu Jiayan typed slowly: [Mr. Xiao Sheng doesn't need to suppress himself. 】

He: [It's human nature to be jealous of me. 】

...I always love your mother.

Why not die.

Sheng Mingzhi sent a "hehe".

Lu Jiayan's hehe simply means hehe, but Sheng Mingzhi's hehe usually means idiot.

Sheng Mingzhi: [You have too many wives, so it’s okay to lose one, right (smile)]

Lu Jiayan: [I know I was wrong (Soybean is poor)]

Sheng Mingzhi: ...

Where the hell did he get those expressions? ?

Also, it's no use pretending to be pitiful.

Although it says so.

But Sheng Mingzhi still quietly forgave the dog man once.

After accepting the "Trainee's Debut Competition" variety show, Sheng Mingzhi was idle at home with nothing to do.

During the period, I went out to eat a few meals with Shen Ling, and met Jiang Bie twice, and the other party's personality was not much different from before.

In high school, the three of them played well.

At this moment, picking up the former friendship again, it's quick to blend in.

Shen Ling also created a special discussion group, including Sheng Mingzhi and Jiang Bie.

The name of the discussion group is "Late Night Naked Chat in the Same City"

Jiang Bie seldom talks on WeChat, and basically doesn't talk too much.

Occasionally, a sentence or two popped up, echoing Sheng Mingzhi's words.

So it's a group chat, but it's actually a different place for Shen Ling's private chat with him.

While chatting, the topic suddenly turned to the variety show that Sheng Mingzhi participated in.

Shen Ling's fish pond has been empty recently, and she urgently needs to inject some young blood.

This woman made her mind on the little idol without even thinking about it.

Silly and shamelessly pestered Sheng Mingzhi to take her to the show.

Sheng Mingzhi was speechless: [You can do it at such a young age? 】

If he remembered correctly.

These idol trainees are basically eighteen or 19 years old.

It is an exaggeration to say that they are all male high school students.

Shen Ling: [Grass.What do you know! 】

Shen Ling: [Male high school students are yyds!Accessories for high school boys are harder than diamonds!Is there anyone in this world who doesn't love male high school students? ? 】

Unrestrained and unrestrained, he doesn't care that there are two opposite sexes in the group.

Sheng Mingzhi was about to reply if he could put on his clothes.

As a result, Lu Jiayan's voice came from above his head.

"What are you talking about so happily?"

Appearing without a sound, Sheng Mingzhi was startled.

Lu Jiayan walked silently, and he didn't know when he appeared behind him.

Sheng Mingzhi subconsciously stood up, and reflexively took a step back.

As a result, the person stepped back, but the phone fell on the sofa.

After rolling around twice, he arrived in front of Lu Jiayan.

The screen was still on.

It's the chat history of their group.

Sheng Mingzhi's mind went blank for a second, and he suddenly remembered something.

As soon as his face changed, he was about to grab the phone.

However, Lu Jiayan moved faster than him.

As soon as you pick it up, you can see the records on the screen at a glance.

He understands "yyds". Last time he asked Sheng Mingzhi, it means "eternal god".

I still understand the last sentence - is there anyone in this world who doesn't love male high school students?

It's just that when you see accessories for male high school students, it's hard not to think too much.

Lu Jiayan's eyes fell on Sheng Mingzhi's face.

There is a vague sense of exploration.

Sheng Mingzhi's back felt hairy when he saw it, and he wondered why he was guilty.

That's what Shen Ling said, and he didn't say that he likes male high school students? !

Besides, so what if you like it!

Don't forget that they are now in the divorce cooling-off period!He has no right to care whether he likes male high school students or female high school students!

Thinking of this, Sheng Mingzhi became confident, took back the phone, and beat him up: "Why are you looking at my phone casually?"

Lu Jiayan said in a sour tone, "If I didn't read it, I wouldn't know that Teacher Xiao Sheng liked this one."

Sheng Mingzhi: ...

Hehe said coldly: "Who said I like this one."

Lu Jiayan took advantage of the situation: "Well. Then what kind do you like?"

Sheng Mingzhi hesitated for a moment, as if thinking of something: "Don't talk to me!"

Lu Jiayan sat down with a lazy posture: "I'm chasing you. I just want to know what type of teacher Xiao Sheng likes. I'll go and learn."

Sheng Mingzhi thought to himself, what is there for you to learn.

Just look at yourself in the mirror.

But absolutely not.

Lu Jiayan seemed to be waiting for his reply, his peach blossom eyes slightly raised.

The nasal voice only uttered one byte: "Huh?"

For some reason, the three words Bai Yueguang came out of Lu Jiayan's mind again.

He blurted out subconsciously: "Is it your Bai Yueguang type?"

……

……

The air in the living room was dead silent for a few seconds.

Then there was Sheng Mingzhi's astonished expression, and then he said, "What white moonlight?"

Lu Jiayan didn't expect it either, because he cared too much about this matter, so he couldn't help asking.

Now that the matter has come to an end, he simply smashed the pot and said, "Song Yi told me before going abroad that Mr. Xiao Sheng has a Bai Yueguang who he has liked for ten years?"

General testing.

Sheng Mingzhi didn't expect Song Yi, the B person, to meet Lu Jiayan before going abroad.

Of course, he didn't expect that he would tell Lu Jiayan the secret he had kept for more than ten years.

I don't know which one is more annoying.

Sheng Mingzhi was furious, and his voice raised immediately: "You will believe what he says, but you don't know that he is sowing discord?!"

Lu Jiayan said in a low voice: "I didn't believe it at first. Now I believe it."

Sheng Mingzhi: ...

Who told him that if he had a guilty conscience and raised his voice, he wouldn't be discovered? !

But I'm not afraid.

Teacher Xiao Sheng has a unique trick to beat him back.

"Well, that's also your fault, you secretly went to see Song Yi behind my back!"

"Hmm. So Teacher Xiao Sheng doesn't deny the matter of Bai Yueguang, is that what he means?"

……

……

I can't talk today.

Sheng Mingzhi was silent for a long time, his ears turned red with embarrassment, and he said, "No. Why are you entangled in this?"

Lu Jiayan: "No worries. Just ask."

……

You're so fucking close to writing that I care so much on your face, okay?

Sheng Mingzhi was about to complain about him, even if he believed Song Yi's words, then Sheng Jia would really be doomed.

As the words came to his lips, Sheng Mingzhi suddenly realized something.

He spoke slowly, his tone hesitant: "Brother Jiayan, you are not jealous, are you?"

Lu Jiayan glanced at him indifferently: "Isn't my performance obvious enough?"

The unhappiness just now was swept away.

It seemed so obvious that even he could see it.

With a "bang", it was as if fireworks exploded in Sheng Mingzhi's heart.

Although, watching Lu Jiayan eat his jealousy is really super super super super cool!

But Sheng Mingzhi still couldn't bear him to care too much.

"Brother Jiayan." Sheng Mingzhi said sincerely, "Actually, I don't like Bai Yueguang anymore."

Lu Jiayan looked at him: "Really?"

Sheng Mingzhi nodded: "Really."

Lu Jiayan remembered the chat history just now, and said slowly: "So now I like male high school students, right?"

Sheng Mingzhi: ...

Lu Jiayan repeated Shen Ling's words: "After all, male high school students are yyds, and the accessories of male high school students are harder than diamonds. Is there anyone in this world who doesn't love male high school students?"

The tone is flat, the content is explosive, and there is a weird contrast.

Sheng Mingzhi was stunned.

Probably because his expression was too shocked.

When Lu Jiayan repeated this sentence, he also noticed something wrong.

Sure enough, there are some words that you can't feel just by looking at the text. When you read it, its meaning is completely in the words.

After all, he wasn't really that kind of old cadre, Lu Jiayan, a well-versed Internet popular stalker, still knew a little bit.

As soon as he finished speaking, he understood without a teacher.

The tone was dragging, and the ending sound was ambiguous: "Mr. Xiao Sheng also thinks that male high school students are harder than diamonds?"

……

……

Hold.

He knows it!

Sheng Mingzhi's face was already extremely hot.

However, Lu Jiayan still refused to let him go.

Staring ambiguously.

It would be a lie to say that Lu Jiayan really didn't have any ideas.

Sheng Mingzhi's quarrel lasted for more than a month, and it was true that the two hadn't been together for a long time.

In a quiet private space, it is not surprising that anything happens between adults.

When Sheng Mingzhi came back to his senses, he had already been hugged by Lu Jiayan in his arms.

Teacher Xiaosheng still wants to insist, wait a minute, actually we are still in the divorce cooling-off period, do you remember...

"Isn't that more exciting?"

Sheng Mingzhi didn't expect that Lu Jiayan would hear the broken thoughts in his heart when he said them out.

The other party's voice was soft and low, and it sounded in his ear: "Since we are going to get a divorce, it's not too much to give some sweetness in the end."

...you always have a fucking reason.

However, Sheng Mingzhi didn't really want to refuse.

Especially when looking at Lu Jiayan's pair of peach blossom eyes, he looked in a daze, and within a few moments, he half pushed and half cooperated. The moment his lips touched, Sheng Mingzhi's heart softened, and he felt that deep down in his heart, he was not. I would love to say no.

Just let him kiss you.

After more than a month, Sheng Mingzhi was still not used to Lu Jiayan being so close.

I don't know if it's Lu Jiayan's personal habit, but Sheng Mingzhi always feels that he likes to get close to talk to people.

Men's hands have always been bigger than him, and they can completely envelop him.

Sheng Mingzhi broke free a bit, with little strength, but he was still noticed by the other party.

He thought to himself: So what if you realize it, don't you know that the two of them are getting divorced now?

It's just that even though he thought so, he still loosened his strength and was hugged obediently.

The man's voice is deep and pleasant, clean and refreshing, like cold frost.Just looking at him so frankly, with a tinge of red at the end of his eyes, without any concealment, the more he looked, the more he looked like a male fox.

But he was still fooling around, with a leisurely tone, and asked maliciously: "Then Teacher Xiao Sheng thinks... me or the male high school student, who is better."