Notes on life in the urban-rural fringe area
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call.Then he unconsciously touched one of the spots on Zhao Qikan's chest.
"Oh..." Zhao Qikan finally came to his senses this time, so he lightly bit Chu Hongyi's little spot: "It's sensitive here? Men are useless here."
"What...it's useless! All symmetrical organs in the human body have aesthetic value, you know what a fart! After Xing Tian was beheaded, his upper body took over the catharsis function of facial expressions, with breasts as eyes and navel...ah...ha ..."
"You still need to show off your knowledge to do this kind of thing? Huh?" Zhao Qikan put one hand on Xiao Xiaoyi who raised his head slightly.His lifeblood was caught, so Mr. Chu had no choice but to surrender.
"Is it comfortable?" Zhao Qikan secretly observed Chu Hongyi's slightly opened thighs and his curled up toes because of too much stimulation, and asked softly.
"Sorry... tiger... ah, comfortable and comfortable... woo..." Chu Hongyi still wanted to continue to be arrogant, but Xiao Xiaoyi was held in his mouth by Zhao Qikan again, and Zhao Qikan had the fate of the old Chu family in his mouth/ Gen/Zi, still pinching the bright spot on Chu Hongyi's chest with one hand, but kneading Chu Hongyi's buttocks like rubbing dough with the other hand.Poor Mr. Chu, a little virgin, how can he be served in such a comprehensive manner.I had no choice but to beg for mercy.
Zhao Qikan saw that all he had to do was gasp and groan, so he let his upper body go anyway.The whole person moved down to Chu Hongyi's waist, and slowly separated his legs, revealing the vital part of the reincarnation of the five grains.
Zhao Qikan, as a veteran sex fighter, has already smeared a large lump of lubricating fluid on his hands at a time invisible to the naked eye. Xiao Xiaoyi was being served comfortably, but suddenly felt that the little chrysanthemum behind him suddenly One cool.Chu Hongyi forgot what the plot in the movie was about, so he asked, "What are you doing?!" Before he finished speaking, a finger slowly squeezed in.
"I'm watering the flowers..." Zhao Qikan was working diligently, trying to keep Chu Hongyi's attention focused on the front, while flexibly stretching his other finger behind, "Pour some water and turn it on quickly..."
"You... ah..." Chu Hongyi raised his waist violently, but then felt too shameful, as if he was inviting him like this.
"Hey, Teacher Chu is so sensitive. Teacher..."
"No... don't call me teacher..." A male people's teacher is pressed under another same sex to do such and such things, which is too violating to break through the ethical boundaries.
"Don't be shy, teacher..." Zhao Qikan increased his fingers to two, but Chu Hongyi didn't notice.
"Ah..." Chu Hongyi suddenly called out short and sharply.
"Oh, it's there..." Zhao Qikan tried to press the point again, and sure enough, Chu Hongyi straightened up again, and the little brother's head was dripping with sweat.
"Where... la... ah, I want to..."
"Here, your sensitive point..." Before the words were finished, Xiao Xiaoyi finally couldn't stand it anymore. After gushing a lot of white brains, he fainted for a while. At this moment, Xiao Xiaokan attacked the city and quickly cut in. Teacher Chu's little chrysanthemum came to a seamless connection.
"Ah!!!!" Teacher Chu's scream was true this time.
It hurts so much!It feels like the body is being split in two.
"My personal sexual experience is more blank. Most people only have a few faint lines on the blackboard that are erased and then drawn on. But the sexual canvas of an introverted teenager is indeed blank. Finally, a few lines are drawn and then The dramatic impact is great. I was painted by you without any sexual experience. Now I can’t recover. You have to treat me well. If your broken toothpick dares to insert another hole, I will chop it off and feed it to the dog. I'll tell you what I say I have a degree in chemistry Hehehe I can think of a thousand ways to make you impotent but never be found out I can't kill you ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"What's wrong with you? You're quite agile?" Zhao Qikan was completely confused by Chu Hongyi, and stood up against Chu Hongyi, wondering, this guy was so articulate, and said so much in one breath. Let alone himself, Qian Yuanzheng and Shen Xiaopeng are no match.
But then Zhao Qikan discovered that Chu Hongyi's shoulders were trembling badly, and of course part of the reason was caused by his own bumping.
This is tense...
Although the nervous way was too ingenious, Zhao Qikan kissed Chu Hongyi's lips very tenderly: "I love you."
"I assure you, the toothpick is only for you alone..."
The author has something to say: I'm done. Tomorrow night is the last chance to complete the task. There are still many words left...I'm going to die. How about I write 5000 "sensitive words that I can't bear to look at directly"...
PS: If there are any reports, please be merciful and change the list on Thursday... You should wait until I get through the list to check the word count before reporting...
Otherwise, I will lie on the windows of your house in the middle of the night...
In the article, "The more personal sexual experience is, the more blank it is. Most people only have a few faint lines on the blackboard, which are erased and then drawn. But the sexual canvas of introverted teenagers is indeed a blank. After finally drawing a few lines , the dramatic impact is great..." From "Human Zoo", this passage is an explanation of the reasons for the formation of homosexuality, and I think it is quite reliable...
☆、Desperate Straight Daughter
"Hmph!" Chu Hongyi raised his head and looked at the ceiling. When his eyes met, he suddenly felt a little embarrassed. Now Zhao Qikan is simply a moving generator. From Hongyi's point of view, they are all conveying the message of "I'm charming and I'm the best", which makes Chu Hongyi's heart flutters at a young age.Of course, when he was heartbroken, he suddenly realized that he didn't seem to have any disputes about the "offensive and receiving" issue at all, so he lay down obediently. This is unscientific. He is also a man. Put your legs together!Chu Hongyi's IQ finally came back, "Next time, change me! Ah... ah, slow down, um..." Chu Hongyi subconsciously clamped Zhao Qikan with his legs, sandwiched between pain and strange pleasure, and threw him in the In the novel feeling that he had never experienced before, until Zhao Qikan got faster and faster, after many sprints in a row, Chu Hongyi suddenly heard a "boo", and his back was suddenly empty, and then he and Zhao Qikan took an inch When they came out, Zhao Qikan's lower abdomen and Chu Hongyi's thigh were slowly filled with each other's liquid.
Chu Hongyi was paralyzed all over, and it took a lot of effort to even move his fingers, so Zhao Qikan tidied up the two of them hastily, and then resisted Chu Hongyi into the bathroom to clean up.
Chu Hongyi accepted Zhao Qikan's service with peace of mind. He was already familiar with back rubbing and so on. Zhao Qikan used to help him wash his hair, wipe his back and so on.But it was the first time for him to probe into that secret place with his fingers and rub it deeply and shallowly. Chu Hongyi buried his head on Zhao Qikan's chest, and his hot hair rubbed against Zhao Qikan's arm, which made Zhao Qikan want to do it again. hair.
But for the first time, it's better not to be so aggressive, and Teacher Chu also needs to rest.
"Did you hear... Come on... I'll replace you next time!" Chu Hongyi mumbled, grabbing the sparse hair on Zhao Qikan's arm.
Zhao Qikan was in pain from being pulled by him, but he could only endure it, but instead of answering him directly, he coaxed him and said, "Oh, Xiao Xiaoyi is really majestic. Tsk tsk..."
"That's it!" Hearing that he was praised as a masculine symbol, Chu Hongyi trembled □, and there was another burst of pain in the back, Chu Hongyi gritted his teeth and was not born.The image of the gentle youth was gone, leaving Zhao Qikan speechless.
"Look, a small toothpick is barely enough to serve Mr. Chu. If Mr. Chu plays with the small chrysanthemum with a sensitive word as thick as a flashlight, within a few times, I will be admitted to the hospital because of an anal fissure." Zhao Qikan moved no matter what state he was in. Xiao Xiaokan, who was one size older than Chu Hongyi, lied without fear.
"Hmm..." Chu Hongyi squinted his eyes and was rubbed by Zhao Qikan. The heat was thick, and the intercourse had just passed, even if the IQ came back, it would have left quickly, so Teacher Chu hummed for a while and then answered, " Hey, it's not my fault that I'm so talented..." I stopped discussing this topic, and I was speechless the whole time until Zhao Qikan carried him to bed and stuffed him into the bed and fell into a deep sleep.
Of course, a long time later, after Chu Hongyi discovered the fact that "other people's toothpicks are for picking teeth of elephants, and his own flashlight is for children", he repeatedly demanded counterattacks, but they were covered up by various weird reasons. .Throughout his life, he didn't seem to be an "offensive", but he was ridden upside down many times while riding on Zhao Qikan's body, so he was probably on top.
The next morning, the two got up from the hotel, kissed hard, and then Chu Hongyi went to the hospital to find his mother, and found Dr. Lin who was taking care of Chu's mother.Seeing that he was here, Mother Chu urged Chu Hongyi to invite Miss Lin to dinner, and Dr. Lin came over early in the morning.
"Okay!" Chu Hongyi nodded, and smiled at Dr. Lin: "Doctor Lin, let's go for a walk together?"
"...Well, okay." Dr. Lin was flashed by Chu Hongyi's sincere and bright smile, he was so handsome and unreasonable.
Chu Hongyi invited her to a nearby Cantonese-style tea restaurant for breakfast. Foodies always express their apologies, love, gratitude, etc. by "treating you to eat delicious food".So Chu Hongyi ordered a bunch of food.
"Hongyi, don't, don't spend so much money, there's no need to eat so much for breakfast." Dr. Lin is very good at living life!
"Uh, Doctor Lin, that's it. I have something very important to tell you today!" Although Chu Hongyi has no EQ, he can't do things like eating what's in the bowl and occupying the pot. It's not because of him. How noble the morality is, but because the opportunity cost of doing so is too high, and how low the IQ is to do something like "cheating". It is Pareto optimal.” Chu Hongyi once gave Qian Yuanzheng and Zhao Qikan popular science in this way. It was the first time that Zhao and Qian felt that the saying “knowledge is power” is far-reaching, not only applicable to hard work , the same applies to shooting.Although Zhao Qikan naturally felt that it would be more cost-effective to come one by one, he lacked theoretical guidance. Leng Yan" up!
"What's the matter?" Dr. Lin decisively began to think about it. Could it be that he is asking for marriage?It must be, Mother Chu looks very eager, and Teacher Chu is a filial son, oh, should I take Joe? After all, I am a reserved lady...
Chu Hongyi didn't say a word, and when the waiter brought one or two refreshments, Chu Hongyi stuffed a shrimp dumpling and taro ball into his mouth, then stood up formally and bowed: "I'm sorry we can't be together! "
"Ah, ok, ok, I promise you that you really don't have to kneel down on one knee so high in front of so many people... What?!" Dr. Lin's brain hole had a huge gap with the real world, so that she didn't feel at all for a while. Hearing what Teacher Chu was saying clearly, he took a closer look at why Chu Hongyi bowed to propose marriage. Shouldn't he be kneeling on one knee?He is not an elder, so he still wants to pay him a second respect?
"I, I mean, we can't be together, I... fell in love with someone else." Chu Hongyi straightened up, but he was still embarrassed to look up, and said with his head down.
"Who?!" Dr. Lin revealed his ferocious nature, and squeezed a piece of pumpkin pie into pumpkin puree. Who the hell dares to snatch a man from his old lady? Don't you want to live?She must be stripped alive! !
Out of biological instinct, Teacher Chu's shoulders flinched, and then he decided not to betray Zhao Qikan, did he start thinking about Zhao Qikan's life?Hey, hey, sure enough, those with more sensitive words will have to bear a greater responsibility accordingly.
Since I can think of various ways to prevent Zhao Qikan's impotence from being discovered, the doctor in front of me is a real doctor, first of all, he is gifted in obtaining prescription drugs with certain side effects and toxicity Advantage.
"I'm with you. In fact, I didn't find anything wrong at first, but recently I found out that I... I opened up a new world..." Chu Hongyi secretly looked up, and Dr. Lin said, "How dare you?" Make up a nonsense word for me and I'll burn you to death together, it's useless to be handsome, at most chop off your head and don't burn it..." expression.
Therefore, the perception of danger is a human instinct. People with low EQ will instinctively turn on the defense system when their lives are threatened. !
"I'm gay." Chu Hongyi lowered his head again, speaking the truth in a soft but clear voice.
"..." Now it was Dr. Lin's turn to be stunned.
One of the reasons why Dr. Lin has remained calm and composed on the surface after so many years of being unmarried, keeping all the resentment of marrying in her heart, is that she is relatively calm.When encountering something, even if you have greeted the matter and the whole family of the relevant personnel with swear words in your heart, you can still maintain a decent face for everyone on the surface.
Since Mr. Chu is gay, why did he say it now?Why did you go early?Planning to cheat on marriage?What do I have to lie to him?Ah, although I do look pretty good, have a high salary and high knowledge, and of course I am old, but Mr. Chu is definitely not worse than me.
And can Chu Hongyi's emotional intelligence evolve to understand and manipulate such difficult matters as fraudulent marriage?
So Dr. Lin didn't intend to guess anymore, and asked directly: "Why didn't you say it earlier?"
"I...I only discovered it recently."
Before Dr. Lin got angry, he thought about it. If the target is Mr. Chu, there is really such a possibility.
"How did you find out?" Once the "gentle girlfriend" model no longer exists, Dr. Lin's true nature of a rough female man is fully revealed, and Chu Hongyi is just like a top student who answered questions when he was a child, answering every question.
"I, I didn't respond to the exotic action movies in the island country, but once I accidentally watched a same-sex action movie, so I just..." Chu Hongyi blushed, and couldn't continue, but I don't know if he is brain-dead or what? Added another sentence: "I didn't respond to the real person. I tried to think about you, but Keke couldn't do it..."
Dr. Lin was going to die of anger!
Is it really not afraid of being burned to death if you directly deny your femininity like this? !
"Have you ever thought that you are not crooked, but you just haven't met a woman who makes your heart beat?" Dr. Lin held back his anger and tried to persuade him.
I don't know if I meet a woman who doesn't make my heart beat, but I have met a man who makes my heart beat!Chu Hongyi thought silently in his heart, so he recited the contents of a book he had read intact: "There are generally two causes of homosexuality, one is congenital genetic defects compared to heterosexuality , one is acquired, specifically including the surrounding environment of the same sex, artificial deliberate induction, etc. For example, in a group of young children, incorrect sexual hints may be given during the anal period, which will lead to orientation deviation in the future , and a group of teenagers who tried same-sex sex out of curiosity, but for the extroverted teenager who was popular with the opposite sex, even though he tried same-sex sex, he was then compensated by more heterosexual sex, and finally he chose his Favorite kind, settling down, but for introverted teenagers, their sexual experience is blank. After finally having it a few times, its dramatic impact is great, maybe they will value and remember that experience, and produce exclusivity."
"What is this?" Dr. Lin found that he was not speaking normally at all, and said a bunch of textbook-like things.
"It's a sociology book. This is the author's understanding of homosexuality. I think it makes sense, and I just fit one of them."
"..." Dr. Lin sighed, and recalled the long passage that Chu Hongyi had memorized just now: "So? You think that because you have had a few times of same-sex sexual experience that felt good, you don't want to and feel Is there no need to experience heterosexuality?"
"Uh, generally speaking." Chu Hongyi exhaled, it seemed that his and Zhao Qikan's lives were saved.
"Hehe." Doctor Lin gave a noble and cold smile, which made Chu Hongyi think that Doctor Lin changed the method of destroying himself and his adulterer to poisoning. Why are all handsome guys gay?Think you might look better in women's clothing than a real woman, so it's not worth the challenge anymore, is it?
Damn, he looks so handsome, shall all the handsome guys die?
I must find a handsome straight man!He must have never been married!
"I don't have a problem, but think about how your aunt's test will pass?" Since the person in front of him has nothing to do with him, Dr. Lin is no more skilled and sensible than pretending to be, and he can say whatever he wants.
"Auntie worked so hard to raise you in exchange for saying sorry, Mom, I can't let you have a grandson?"
Or "Mom, do you think I can't bring you a daughter-in-law, but I can bring you a son-in-law?"
Chu Hongyi was stunned, and Dr. Lin continued: "Even if you can tell the old mother hard-heartedly, can you guarantee that your aunt will accept it?"
"Of course there is no problem for us to accept homosexuality, but that is your mother, based on what you know about him, how likely do you think she is to accept it?"
"You didn't just refuse to tell me what you said today, maybe you also wanted me to help you hide it from your mother?"
"You can rest assured that since it's impossible for the two of us, my aunt is just recovering from an illness. I don't need to say that much."
"That's all for now, don't say any more. In the future, Mr. Chu, take care, remember to pay the bill, and there will be no future!" Dr. Lin restored the usual professional and calm image of an intellectual woman, saving a little bit of medical dignity.
The author has something to say: more... I am sleepy...
Ah, I will correct the typo tomorrow...
☆, mother-in-law route
After Dr. Lin left for a long time, Chu Hongyi stayed in his seat in a daze. After being told by Dr. Lin, he even regretted the crazy things he did with Zhao Qikan last night.Regret, how to come out?How to face mother?It's hard for him to say which of these questions he thinks more about.Until the phone rang, it was Qian Yuanzheng's.Chu Hongyi had no choice but to pick it up. If it was from Zhao Qikan, he might not dare to pick it up.
"Yuan Zheng, what's wrong?"
"It's me." It was Zhao Qikan's voice on the other end of the phone.
Chu Hongyi didn't speak, and the other end of the phone was silent for a while, Zhao Qikan originally wanted to wait for Chu Hongyi to ask himself why he used Qian Yuanzheng's mobile phone to make a call.After waiting for a while, no one spoke.Zhao Qikan instinctively felt that Chu Hongyi was not in a good mood.
"Are you listening?"
"En." Chu Hongyi was very concise.
"I forgot my mobile phone, and I want to go to the hospital to see our mother... It happens that Qian Yuanzheng is downstairs, so let me tell you by the way."
"Don't tell my mom yet!!" Chu Hongyi was taken aback, hurriedly stopped him, and then regretted it. Zhao Qikan has always done things decently and thoughtfully, how can he be so impulsive like himself.
"What are you thinking?" Chu Hongyi's instinctive resistance made Zhao Qikan's heart chill, but he also knew that this kind of thing can't be rushed, so he had to comfort him instead: "The old lady is living in the hospital. I don’t want her to come out or what should I tell her?”
Then it seemed as if he was telling himself that he was also promising something to Chu Hongyi: "Don't worry, if you don't tell me, I will definitely not say it. Even if I am your secret lover for the rest of my life, as long as you don't marry someone else, I am willing."
"..." Zhao Qikan's attitude made Chu Hongyi less regretful about what happened last night, and even a little disgusted with his own infirmity.How can I have such a virtue that I can find such a good person as Zhao Qikan.
Out of an inferiority complex that "what I say now is unnecessary" and "I can't perform better than Zhao Qikan", Chu Hongyi hung up the phone in a hurry, which made Zhao Qikan very concerned.
Of course, Mr. Zhao, who was issued a good person card, is talking and laughing with his future mother-in-law at the moment.
"My Xiaoyi is just stupid, just like his father, he just can't speak when he's full of knowledge..."
"Auntie, you can't say that. You should really go and listen to Mr. Chu's lectures for undergraduates. It's very powerful and easy to understand."
"What teacher is not a teacher? He keeps telling me that you have been taking care of him all the time. You are two years younger than him. Just call him Xiaoyi with me."
"Hey!" Zhao Qikan saw that the old lady moved, and knew that it was uncomfortable to maintain a position, so he moved Mama Chu's position so that her back was facing him, and stretched out his hand to squeeze the old lady's shoulders.
"Hey, stop, stop." Mother Chu has only met three men in her life: her father, her son, and her man.
"Stop, stop. Auntie, let me tell you, my level is not average. My mother kept telling me to go back to the imperial capital. I thought she wanted her son, but one night I overheard her talking to my father. Humph, Qi Kan's massage skill, if he doesn't come back to serve me, is he going to serve other girl and girl's mother?"
"Hahahaha, your mother is really good. Isn't it right for a son-in-law to please his mother-in-law?" After being pinched by Zhao Qikan a few times, Chu's mother was indeed extremely comfortable, and this child was younger than her own son, just a hairless Long Qi little fart child chant.
Well, isn't it just to please the mother-in-law!Zhao Qikan secretly thought that he was pinching harder.
"You, you have to teach Xiaoyi how to get along with his mother-in-law and girlfriend. Dr. Lin is such a nice girl, he is always lukewarm to others, I can't stand it anymore!"
Zhao Qikan paused for a moment with his hand on Chu's mother's shoulder, but soon returned to normal: "Xiaoyi's personality is just like that. If he changes into a flattering face someday, is he still your son? Just like auntie , don't flatter your superiors and don't bully your inferiors, this is a family tradition..."
"Hey, you're the only one with a sharp tongue. It's a pleasure to talk to you. Xiaoyi can't do it. Three sticks can't make a fart."
"Then I will come to accompany you often in the future..."
"Hey, good." Mother Chu said with a smile.
The old and the young chatted for a while.Zhao Qikan had to go home to cook, so he said goodbye very sadly.Of course, I didn’t forget to ask the mother-in-law what she likes to eat and what she doesn’t like, so that she can please her next time.
Chu Hongyi went to the school, and the teacher in the office got "gossip" again, saying that the small property right house was about to come down.Chu Hongyi was very calm this time, because the teacher asked for gossip once a month, and the result twelve times was "this time it's true".
But when he got home at night, he still told Zhao Qikan the news.
"When the house comes down, we'll move there? Huh? You want to go out?" Chu Hongyi stuffed something into his mouth, and asked Zhao Qikan vaguely who was putting on his shoes.
"Yeah. I'll go to the hospital and bring some food to my aunt. There's a big pot of rice in the hospital, and the taste is the same. You eat slowly. Qian Yuanzheng won't be coming back tonight. He's going to meet a friend with Shen Xiaopeng. It seems to be called Yuan ...Yuan, what is it?"
"Oh." Chu Hongyi was a little unhappy, because he said "auntie", not "our mother".Are you angry about what happened in the morning?
So Chu Hongyi took a few steps to the door, took the bag from the hanger for him virtuously, and kissed him at the corner of his mouth when handing it to him.
Zhao Qikan's face brightened immediately, he was pretty bright at first, as for calling mom or aunt, he really didn't think too much about it.
After hugging and kissing Teacher Chu for a long time, Zhao Qikan, whose IQ became very low in love, went out.
no mobile phone
The author has something to say: I forgot to correct the paper for the final exam. Tomorrow is the deadline. I brought it back and put it on the bookshelf, but I forgot it.
Just finished.
Humans are so cruel!Aww~
good night!
☆, the veteran will go out
Chu Hongyi was just sitting in his room, enjoying a loving dinner while writing out undergraduate papers.The doorbell rang.
As soon as Chu Hongyi opened the door, he saw Qian Yuanzheng and Shen Xiaopeng entering the door one after the other, arguing at the same time.
"I don't agree with you to go! My brother has read your resume and thinks it's quite suitable for our company. Why are you so screwy!" Qian Yuanzheng said.
"Auntie must have said hello to your brother. I couldn't submit my resume when I graduated from college. Why can I do it now, and I didn't vote for Yuanxi at all! It's you again!" Shen Xiaopeng retorted.
"Anyway, I don't allow you to go to Pengcheng! It's so far away!"
"How far is it? My home is right there. It's convenient to go back!" Shen Xiaopeng has been busy looking for a job recently, and finally received two offers from two companies. In addition, Pengcheng is a city with high consumption, so the salary is higher than that of Shengzhou, a second-tier city.
Although the salary of the other company was normal, it was a big company. Just when he was about to leave for Pengcheng, the human resources manager of the Shengzhou Branch of Yuanxi Group called and told him to go for an interview tomorrow!
The key is that Shen Xiaopeng didn't vote for this company's resume at all!
"You're such a fool, I don't want to talk about you, I know what you think, I think you owe me? I just want to give you a chance for an interview, my brother made it very clear, if you can't do it, just get out, you haven't been treated yet. How qualified are idlers to raise them!"
"Just like you, you still want to take the civil service exam? Civil servants don't need personal connections? Don't you need to help each other? I find that you really don't understand the difference between going through the back door and building connections!"
"Then what do you think is the difference between the two?!" Shen Xiaopeng asked angrily.He doesn't know what's going on with him, he has become a habit of taking advantage of the three of them, and no one cares about him, but he just doesn't want to take advantage of Qian Yuanzheng recently, obviously he was with Zhao Qikan a few days ago By the way, a 10 yuan bakery coupon --- he has more than 50 coupons, don't waste it!
"Uh..." Qian Yuanzheng was stunned by the question, and didn't know how to answer, so he began to force his words: "Big companies have to prepare customer relationship networks. Is this a big company planning to go through the back door?! Do you think too much?" Too much, I hired you to get an equivalent or super-value return, not to give you a favor, what do you have that is worthy of my brother's favor?!"
Qian Yuanzheng was a little anxious, because he and he were a bit confused because of Yuan Bin, that bastard, if this bastard left, would he be able to eat again?Going back to Shengzhou is probably an invitation post!
Absolutely not!
But he quarreled with Shen Xiaopeng and rarely won.Seeing this guy counting the rent on the table in the living room, damn it, if you dare to leave, if you dare to leave, I, I, I, I will follow! !
But if he leaves Shengzhou, his parents and brothers will be even more worried, and he himself is not willing to move.Shengzhou is very good. There are old teacher Zhao Chu and a group of college classmates. It is lively and close to home. It not only guarantees freedom, but also is very convenient to go back to the hometown. It has both filial piety and righteousness!
So Qian Yuanzheng hid in the bathroom and sent a text message: "Brother, Shen Xiaopeng doesn't want to go to the interview, what should I do."
Qian Yuanrong was comforting Dr. Lin, who had lost his love, and had no time to talk to his unlucky brother. Although Mr. Qian was busy with his career, his wife couldn't relax for a moment. The second difference is between the parties.As for how he knew, he wouldn't say that since he met Dr. Lin, he has been a cameo stalker whenever he has nothing to do!
Qian Yuanrong directly forwarded the text message to his mother, who immediately called Shen Xiaopeng.
"Hello? Auntie?" Shen Xiaopeng roughly guessed what was going on, but after all, it was Auntie's call, so he had to answer it.
"Xiaopeng, how is your job search going?" Auntie got straight to the point without going around the bush.
"Well, a company in Pengcheng wants me to work in July." Shen Xiaopeng told her the result directly. Auntie is a good person, but he always felt that if he continued like this with Qian Yuanzheng, he would be sorry for Auntie.
"A place like Pengcheng? Hey, it's a big city. It's not easy to mix. A child of one of my friends goes to work in a big city. 20000 a month is not enough to spend. I can't save money! I can't even buy a house!"
"..." Shen Xiaopeng thought in his heart that what he said was outrageous, he could live comfortably with a 2w monthly salary in any city.Unless he insists on losing luxury goods.
"Besides, the law and order in Pengcheng is very bad. In big cities, you know, there are many people from other places. Oh, the train station, bags are often robbed and mobile phones are stolen!"
Railway stations and bus stations all over the country are densely populated, and there are people everywhere.Who hasn't lost something in those places?It really doesn't depend on too many people.Shen Xiaopeng pouted in his heart.But listening to my aunt talking about finding some excuses to keep me, I still feel warm in my heart. I left Suidu and came to Shengzhou to study in university alone. The whole family just said: "Be careful on the road, and come back during the Chinese New Year?"
Qian Ma said that Pengcheng "air quality is very poor" --- Shengzhou is not much better! "You are not used to the food in Pengcheng" -- completely ignoring that Pengcheng and Shen Xiaopeng's hometown belong to the same province. "The girls in Pengcheng are not good-looking, and the handsome guys are all short!"---This is an area attack, right?After repeating all the excuses in turn, I found that it still didn't work, so I said directly: "Hey, as soon as my old lady is old, she just wants to have someone to talk to me from time to time. In his own words, he is as busy as a dog every day, and he doesn’t see him for a few times a year. My youngest son, he is not busy, but he is not as good as a dog in his past! Finally, he found someone who is compatible with him, and he likes him. Willing to spend more time with me! I really want you to stay in Shengzhou. I can go and play with you if I have nothing to do. You are about the same age as Xiaozheng, and you are so capable. You are also a role model by his side, and encourage him to be successful. a little."
"..." Although Mama Qian's words were very vulgar, Shen Xiaopeng listened very warmly, especially when she said that Qian Yuanzheng was inferior to a dog, and that she was still his role model, which made him feel secretly refreshed for a long time.
"Hey, give me back so many good things for free!" Aunt Qian began to settle accounts, seeing that she couldn't keep her.
At the same age as a child, Shen Xiaopeng curled his lips, thinking that if his mother was alive, would it be the same?
"Auntie, I'm going to interview tomorrow, so please don't ask someone to say hello, if you can do it, you can't do it." Shen Xiaopeng finally let go, he couldn't refuse a person who treated him so well.
"Hey, you're so good. What are you talking about, kid? It took me so long, and the TV is late. Next time you go to Shengzhou, remember to invite auntie to dinner. Hang up!"
Mama Qian achieved her goal and hung up the phone swiftly.
The author has something to say: What's more...it will be a bit difficult to deal with Zhao and Chu in the future.The pair of Qian and Zhao are basically mascots, except for Qian's father, it will be difficult to pass... But Qian's mother is very powerful...
☆, Xiaopeng's brain hole
Shen Xiaopeng's interview went quite smoothly. On the one hand, Yuanxi is in urgent need of someone who can speak German. On the other hand, Shen Xiaopeng's background cannot be underestimated. Qian Yuanrong personally told him: You must truthfully report this person's level.
Therefore, the entire human resources department attached great importance to it. The director personally interviewed and concluded that there was no problem with professionalism, but he had never seen a big scene at first glance.Several returnees who interviewed with him shocked Shen Xiaopeng.
Qian Yuanrong sent this comment to Qian Yuanzheng fairly. Qian Yuanzheng thought his brother didn't want him, so he sent a long text message begging his brother. Brother: "The simpler the better, the better to instill the company's values and corporate culture. I didn't invite him to be the boss. Seeing such a big scene is not good for me at all!"
Only then did Qian Yuanzheng feel relieved, hey, Shen Xiaopeng was looking for a job, and he was nervous for a long time.To settle a matter of concern, Qian Yuanzheng went to visit
"Oh..." Zhao Qikan finally came to his senses this time, so he lightly bit Chu Hongyi's little spot: "It's sensitive here? Men are useless here."
"What...it's useless! All symmetrical organs in the human body have aesthetic value, you know what a fart! After Xing Tian was beheaded, his upper body took over the catharsis function of facial expressions, with breasts as eyes and navel...ah...ha ..."
"You still need to show off your knowledge to do this kind of thing? Huh?" Zhao Qikan put one hand on Xiao Xiaoyi who raised his head slightly.His lifeblood was caught, so Mr. Chu had no choice but to surrender.
"Is it comfortable?" Zhao Qikan secretly observed Chu Hongyi's slightly opened thighs and his curled up toes because of too much stimulation, and asked softly.
"Sorry... tiger... ah, comfortable and comfortable... woo..." Chu Hongyi still wanted to continue to be arrogant, but Xiao Xiaoyi was held in his mouth by Zhao Qikan again, and Zhao Qikan had the fate of the old Chu family in his mouth/ Gen/Zi, still pinching the bright spot on Chu Hongyi's chest with one hand, but kneading Chu Hongyi's buttocks like rubbing dough with the other hand.Poor Mr. Chu, a little virgin, how can he be served in such a comprehensive manner.I had no choice but to beg for mercy.
Zhao Qikan saw that all he had to do was gasp and groan, so he let his upper body go anyway.The whole person moved down to Chu Hongyi's waist, and slowly separated his legs, revealing the vital part of the reincarnation of the five grains.
Zhao Qikan, as a veteran sex fighter, has already smeared a large lump of lubricating fluid on his hands at a time invisible to the naked eye. Xiao Xiaoyi was being served comfortably, but suddenly felt that the little chrysanthemum behind him suddenly One cool.Chu Hongyi forgot what the plot in the movie was about, so he asked, "What are you doing?!" Before he finished speaking, a finger slowly squeezed in.
"I'm watering the flowers..." Zhao Qikan was working diligently, trying to keep Chu Hongyi's attention focused on the front, while flexibly stretching his other finger behind, "Pour some water and turn it on quickly..."
"You... ah..." Chu Hongyi raised his waist violently, but then felt too shameful, as if he was inviting him like this.
"Hey, Teacher Chu is so sensitive. Teacher..."
"No... don't call me teacher..." A male people's teacher is pressed under another same sex to do such and such things, which is too violating to break through the ethical boundaries.
"Don't be shy, teacher..." Zhao Qikan increased his fingers to two, but Chu Hongyi didn't notice.
"Ah..." Chu Hongyi suddenly called out short and sharply.
"Oh, it's there..." Zhao Qikan tried to press the point again, and sure enough, Chu Hongyi straightened up again, and the little brother's head was dripping with sweat.
"Where... la... ah, I want to..."
"Here, your sensitive point..." Before the words were finished, Xiao Xiaoyi finally couldn't stand it anymore. After gushing a lot of white brains, he fainted for a while. At this moment, Xiao Xiaokan attacked the city and quickly cut in. Teacher Chu's little chrysanthemum came to a seamless connection.
"Ah!!!!" Teacher Chu's scream was true this time.
It hurts so much!It feels like the body is being split in two.
"My personal sexual experience is more blank. Most people only have a few faint lines on the blackboard that are erased and then drawn on. But the sexual canvas of an introverted teenager is indeed blank. Finally, a few lines are drawn and then The dramatic impact is great. I was painted by you without any sexual experience. Now I can’t recover. You have to treat me well. If your broken toothpick dares to insert another hole, I will chop it off and feed it to the dog. I'll tell you what I say I have a degree in chemistry Hehehe I can think of a thousand ways to make you impotent but never be found out I can't kill you ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"What's wrong with you? You're quite agile?" Zhao Qikan was completely confused by Chu Hongyi, and stood up against Chu Hongyi, wondering, this guy was so articulate, and said so much in one breath. Let alone himself, Qian Yuanzheng and Shen Xiaopeng are no match.
But then Zhao Qikan discovered that Chu Hongyi's shoulders were trembling badly, and of course part of the reason was caused by his own bumping.
This is tense...
Although the nervous way was too ingenious, Zhao Qikan kissed Chu Hongyi's lips very tenderly: "I love you."
"I assure you, the toothpick is only for you alone..."
The author has something to say: I'm done. Tomorrow night is the last chance to complete the task. There are still many words left...I'm going to die. How about I write 5000 "sensitive words that I can't bear to look at directly"...
PS: If there are any reports, please be merciful and change the list on Thursday... You should wait until I get through the list to check the word count before reporting...
Otherwise, I will lie on the windows of your house in the middle of the night...
In the article, "The more personal sexual experience is, the more blank it is. Most people only have a few faint lines on the blackboard, which are erased and then drawn. But the sexual canvas of introverted teenagers is indeed a blank. After finally drawing a few lines , the dramatic impact is great..." From "Human Zoo", this passage is an explanation of the reasons for the formation of homosexuality, and I think it is quite reliable...
☆、Desperate Straight Daughter
"Hmph!" Chu Hongyi raised his head and looked at the ceiling. When his eyes met, he suddenly felt a little embarrassed. Now Zhao Qikan is simply a moving generator. From Hongyi's point of view, they are all conveying the message of "I'm charming and I'm the best", which makes Chu Hongyi's heart flutters at a young age.Of course, when he was heartbroken, he suddenly realized that he didn't seem to have any disputes about the "offensive and receiving" issue at all, so he lay down obediently. This is unscientific. He is also a man. Put your legs together!Chu Hongyi's IQ finally came back, "Next time, change me! Ah... ah, slow down, um..." Chu Hongyi subconsciously clamped Zhao Qikan with his legs, sandwiched between pain and strange pleasure, and threw him in the In the novel feeling that he had never experienced before, until Zhao Qikan got faster and faster, after many sprints in a row, Chu Hongyi suddenly heard a "boo", and his back was suddenly empty, and then he and Zhao Qikan took an inch When they came out, Zhao Qikan's lower abdomen and Chu Hongyi's thigh were slowly filled with each other's liquid.
Chu Hongyi was paralyzed all over, and it took a lot of effort to even move his fingers, so Zhao Qikan tidied up the two of them hastily, and then resisted Chu Hongyi into the bathroom to clean up.
Chu Hongyi accepted Zhao Qikan's service with peace of mind. He was already familiar with back rubbing and so on. Zhao Qikan used to help him wash his hair, wipe his back and so on.But it was the first time for him to probe into that secret place with his fingers and rub it deeply and shallowly. Chu Hongyi buried his head on Zhao Qikan's chest, and his hot hair rubbed against Zhao Qikan's arm, which made Zhao Qikan want to do it again. hair.
But for the first time, it's better not to be so aggressive, and Teacher Chu also needs to rest.
"Did you hear... Come on... I'll replace you next time!" Chu Hongyi mumbled, grabbing the sparse hair on Zhao Qikan's arm.
Zhao Qikan was in pain from being pulled by him, but he could only endure it, but instead of answering him directly, he coaxed him and said, "Oh, Xiao Xiaoyi is really majestic. Tsk tsk..."
"That's it!" Hearing that he was praised as a masculine symbol, Chu Hongyi trembled □, and there was another burst of pain in the back, Chu Hongyi gritted his teeth and was not born.The image of the gentle youth was gone, leaving Zhao Qikan speechless.
"Look, a small toothpick is barely enough to serve Mr. Chu. If Mr. Chu plays with the small chrysanthemum with a sensitive word as thick as a flashlight, within a few times, I will be admitted to the hospital because of an anal fissure." Zhao Qikan moved no matter what state he was in. Xiao Xiaokan, who was one size older than Chu Hongyi, lied without fear.
"Hmm..." Chu Hongyi squinted his eyes and was rubbed by Zhao Qikan. The heat was thick, and the intercourse had just passed, even if the IQ came back, it would have left quickly, so Teacher Chu hummed for a while and then answered, " Hey, it's not my fault that I'm so talented..." I stopped discussing this topic, and I was speechless the whole time until Zhao Qikan carried him to bed and stuffed him into the bed and fell into a deep sleep.
Of course, a long time later, after Chu Hongyi discovered the fact that "other people's toothpicks are for picking teeth of elephants, and his own flashlight is for children", he repeatedly demanded counterattacks, but they were covered up by various weird reasons. .Throughout his life, he didn't seem to be an "offensive", but he was ridden upside down many times while riding on Zhao Qikan's body, so he was probably on top.
The next morning, the two got up from the hotel, kissed hard, and then Chu Hongyi went to the hospital to find his mother, and found Dr. Lin who was taking care of Chu's mother.Seeing that he was here, Mother Chu urged Chu Hongyi to invite Miss Lin to dinner, and Dr. Lin came over early in the morning.
"Okay!" Chu Hongyi nodded, and smiled at Dr. Lin: "Doctor Lin, let's go for a walk together?"
"...Well, okay." Dr. Lin was flashed by Chu Hongyi's sincere and bright smile, he was so handsome and unreasonable.
Chu Hongyi invited her to a nearby Cantonese-style tea restaurant for breakfast. Foodies always express their apologies, love, gratitude, etc. by "treating you to eat delicious food".So Chu Hongyi ordered a bunch of food.
"Hongyi, don't, don't spend so much money, there's no need to eat so much for breakfast." Dr. Lin is very good at living life!
"Uh, Doctor Lin, that's it. I have something very important to tell you today!" Although Chu Hongyi has no EQ, he can't do things like eating what's in the bowl and occupying the pot. It's not because of him. How noble the morality is, but because the opportunity cost of doing so is too high, and how low the IQ is to do something like "cheating". It is Pareto optimal.” Chu Hongyi once gave Qian Yuanzheng and Zhao Qikan popular science in this way. It was the first time that Zhao and Qian felt that the saying “knowledge is power” is far-reaching, not only applicable to hard work , the same applies to shooting.Although Zhao Qikan naturally felt that it would be more cost-effective to come one by one, he lacked theoretical guidance. Leng Yan" up!
"What's the matter?" Dr. Lin decisively began to think about it. Could it be that he is asking for marriage?It must be, Mother Chu looks very eager, and Teacher Chu is a filial son, oh, should I take Joe? After all, I am a reserved lady...
Chu Hongyi didn't say a word, and when the waiter brought one or two refreshments, Chu Hongyi stuffed a shrimp dumpling and taro ball into his mouth, then stood up formally and bowed: "I'm sorry we can't be together! "
"Ah, ok, ok, I promise you that you really don't have to kneel down on one knee so high in front of so many people... What?!" Dr. Lin's brain hole had a huge gap with the real world, so that she didn't feel at all for a while. Hearing what Teacher Chu was saying clearly, he took a closer look at why Chu Hongyi bowed to propose marriage. Shouldn't he be kneeling on one knee?He is not an elder, so he still wants to pay him a second respect?
"I, I mean, we can't be together, I... fell in love with someone else." Chu Hongyi straightened up, but he was still embarrassed to look up, and said with his head down.
"Who?!" Dr. Lin revealed his ferocious nature, and squeezed a piece of pumpkin pie into pumpkin puree. Who the hell dares to snatch a man from his old lady? Don't you want to live?She must be stripped alive! !
Out of biological instinct, Teacher Chu's shoulders flinched, and then he decided not to betray Zhao Qikan, did he start thinking about Zhao Qikan's life?Hey, hey, sure enough, those with more sensitive words will have to bear a greater responsibility accordingly.
Since I can think of various ways to prevent Zhao Qikan's impotence from being discovered, the doctor in front of me is a real doctor, first of all, he is gifted in obtaining prescription drugs with certain side effects and toxicity Advantage.
"I'm with you. In fact, I didn't find anything wrong at first, but recently I found out that I... I opened up a new world..." Chu Hongyi secretly looked up, and Dr. Lin said, "How dare you?" Make up a nonsense word for me and I'll burn you to death together, it's useless to be handsome, at most chop off your head and don't burn it..." expression.
Therefore, the perception of danger is a human instinct. People with low EQ will instinctively turn on the defense system when their lives are threatened. !
"I'm gay." Chu Hongyi lowered his head again, speaking the truth in a soft but clear voice.
"..." Now it was Dr. Lin's turn to be stunned.
One of the reasons why Dr. Lin has remained calm and composed on the surface after so many years of being unmarried, keeping all the resentment of marrying in her heart, is that she is relatively calm.When encountering something, even if you have greeted the matter and the whole family of the relevant personnel with swear words in your heart, you can still maintain a decent face for everyone on the surface.
Since Mr. Chu is gay, why did he say it now?Why did you go early?Planning to cheat on marriage?What do I have to lie to him?Ah, although I do look pretty good, have a high salary and high knowledge, and of course I am old, but Mr. Chu is definitely not worse than me.
And can Chu Hongyi's emotional intelligence evolve to understand and manipulate such difficult matters as fraudulent marriage?
So Dr. Lin didn't intend to guess anymore, and asked directly: "Why didn't you say it earlier?"
"I...I only discovered it recently."
Before Dr. Lin got angry, he thought about it. If the target is Mr. Chu, there is really such a possibility.
"How did you find out?" Once the "gentle girlfriend" model no longer exists, Dr. Lin's true nature of a rough female man is fully revealed, and Chu Hongyi is just like a top student who answered questions when he was a child, answering every question.
"I, I didn't respond to the exotic action movies in the island country, but once I accidentally watched a same-sex action movie, so I just..." Chu Hongyi blushed, and couldn't continue, but I don't know if he is brain-dead or what? Added another sentence: "I didn't respond to the real person. I tried to think about you, but Keke couldn't do it..."
Dr. Lin was going to die of anger!
Is it really not afraid of being burned to death if you directly deny your femininity like this? !
"Have you ever thought that you are not crooked, but you just haven't met a woman who makes your heart beat?" Dr. Lin held back his anger and tried to persuade him.
I don't know if I meet a woman who doesn't make my heart beat, but I have met a man who makes my heart beat!Chu Hongyi thought silently in his heart, so he recited the contents of a book he had read intact: "There are generally two causes of homosexuality, one is congenital genetic defects compared to heterosexuality , one is acquired, specifically including the surrounding environment of the same sex, artificial deliberate induction, etc. For example, in a group of young children, incorrect sexual hints may be given during the anal period, which will lead to orientation deviation in the future , and a group of teenagers who tried same-sex sex out of curiosity, but for the extroverted teenager who was popular with the opposite sex, even though he tried same-sex sex, he was then compensated by more heterosexual sex, and finally he chose his Favorite kind, settling down, but for introverted teenagers, their sexual experience is blank. After finally having it a few times, its dramatic impact is great, maybe they will value and remember that experience, and produce exclusivity."
"What is this?" Dr. Lin found that he was not speaking normally at all, and said a bunch of textbook-like things.
"It's a sociology book. This is the author's understanding of homosexuality. I think it makes sense, and I just fit one of them."
"..." Dr. Lin sighed, and recalled the long passage that Chu Hongyi had memorized just now: "So? You think that because you have had a few times of same-sex sexual experience that felt good, you don't want to and feel Is there no need to experience heterosexuality?"
"Uh, generally speaking." Chu Hongyi exhaled, it seemed that his and Zhao Qikan's lives were saved.
"Hehe." Doctor Lin gave a noble and cold smile, which made Chu Hongyi think that Doctor Lin changed the method of destroying himself and his adulterer to poisoning. Why are all handsome guys gay?Think you might look better in women's clothing than a real woman, so it's not worth the challenge anymore, is it?
Damn, he looks so handsome, shall all the handsome guys die?
I must find a handsome straight man!He must have never been married!
"I don't have a problem, but think about how your aunt's test will pass?" Since the person in front of him has nothing to do with him, Dr. Lin is no more skilled and sensible than pretending to be, and he can say whatever he wants.
"Auntie worked so hard to raise you in exchange for saying sorry, Mom, I can't let you have a grandson?"
Or "Mom, do you think I can't bring you a daughter-in-law, but I can bring you a son-in-law?"
Chu Hongyi was stunned, and Dr. Lin continued: "Even if you can tell the old mother hard-heartedly, can you guarantee that your aunt will accept it?"
"Of course there is no problem for us to accept homosexuality, but that is your mother, based on what you know about him, how likely do you think she is to accept it?"
"You didn't just refuse to tell me what you said today, maybe you also wanted me to help you hide it from your mother?"
"You can rest assured that since it's impossible for the two of us, my aunt is just recovering from an illness. I don't need to say that much."
"That's all for now, don't say any more. In the future, Mr. Chu, take care, remember to pay the bill, and there will be no future!" Dr. Lin restored the usual professional and calm image of an intellectual woman, saving a little bit of medical dignity.
The author has something to say: more... I am sleepy...
Ah, I will correct the typo tomorrow...
☆, mother-in-law route
After Dr. Lin left for a long time, Chu Hongyi stayed in his seat in a daze. After being told by Dr. Lin, he even regretted the crazy things he did with Zhao Qikan last night.Regret, how to come out?How to face mother?It's hard for him to say which of these questions he thinks more about.Until the phone rang, it was Qian Yuanzheng's.Chu Hongyi had no choice but to pick it up. If it was from Zhao Qikan, he might not dare to pick it up.
"Yuan Zheng, what's wrong?"
"It's me." It was Zhao Qikan's voice on the other end of the phone.
Chu Hongyi didn't speak, and the other end of the phone was silent for a while, Zhao Qikan originally wanted to wait for Chu Hongyi to ask himself why he used Qian Yuanzheng's mobile phone to make a call.After waiting for a while, no one spoke.Zhao Qikan instinctively felt that Chu Hongyi was not in a good mood.
"Are you listening?"
"En." Chu Hongyi was very concise.
"I forgot my mobile phone, and I want to go to the hospital to see our mother... It happens that Qian Yuanzheng is downstairs, so let me tell you by the way."
"Don't tell my mom yet!!" Chu Hongyi was taken aback, hurriedly stopped him, and then regretted it. Zhao Qikan has always done things decently and thoughtfully, how can he be so impulsive like himself.
"What are you thinking?" Chu Hongyi's instinctive resistance made Zhao Qikan's heart chill, but he also knew that this kind of thing can't be rushed, so he had to comfort him instead: "The old lady is living in the hospital. I don’t want her to come out or what should I tell her?”
Then it seemed as if he was telling himself that he was also promising something to Chu Hongyi: "Don't worry, if you don't tell me, I will definitely not say it. Even if I am your secret lover for the rest of my life, as long as you don't marry someone else, I am willing."
"..." Zhao Qikan's attitude made Chu Hongyi less regretful about what happened last night, and even a little disgusted with his own infirmity.How can I have such a virtue that I can find such a good person as Zhao Qikan.
Out of an inferiority complex that "what I say now is unnecessary" and "I can't perform better than Zhao Qikan", Chu Hongyi hung up the phone in a hurry, which made Zhao Qikan very concerned.
Of course, Mr. Zhao, who was issued a good person card, is talking and laughing with his future mother-in-law at the moment.
"My Xiaoyi is just stupid, just like his father, he just can't speak when he's full of knowledge..."
"Auntie, you can't say that. You should really go and listen to Mr. Chu's lectures for undergraduates. It's very powerful and easy to understand."
"What teacher is not a teacher? He keeps telling me that you have been taking care of him all the time. You are two years younger than him. Just call him Xiaoyi with me."
"Hey!" Zhao Qikan saw that the old lady moved, and knew that it was uncomfortable to maintain a position, so he moved Mama Chu's position so that her back was facing him, and stretched out his hand to squeeze the old lady's shoulders.
"Hey, stop, stop." Mother Chu has only met three men in her life: her father, her son, and her man.
"Stop, stop. Auntie, let me tell you, my level is not average. My mother kept telling me to go back to the imperial capital. I thought she wanted her son, but one night I overheard her talking to my father. Humph, Qi Kan's massage skill, if he doesn't come back to serve me, is he going to serve other girl and girl's mother?"
"Hahahaha, your mother is really good. Isn't it right for a son-in-law to please his mother-in-law?" After being pinched by Zhao Qikan a few times, Chu's mother was indeed extremely comfortable, and this child was younger than her own son, just a hairless Long Qi little fart child chant.
Well, isn't it just to please the mother-in-law!Zhao Qikan secretly thought that he was pinching harder.
"You, you have to teach Xiaoyi how to get along with his mother-in-law and girlfriend. Dr. Lin is such a nice girl, he is always lukewarm to others, I can't stand it anymore!"
Zhao Qikan paused for a moment with his hand on Chu's mother's shoulder, but soon returned to normal: "Xiaoyi's personality is just like that. If he changes into a flattering face someday, is he still your son? Just like auntie , don't flatter your superiors and don't bully your inferiors, this is a family tradition..."
"Hey, you're the only one with a sharp tongue. It's a pleasure to talk to you. Xiaoyi can't do it. Three sticks can't make a fart."
"Then I will come to accompany you often in the future..."
"Hey, good." Mother Chu said with a smile.
The old and the young chatted for a while.Zhao Qikan had to go home to cook, so he said goodbye very sadly.Of course, I didn’t forget to ask the mother-in-law what she likes to eat and what she doesn’t like, so that she can please her next time.
Chu Hongyi went to the school, and the teacher in the office got "gossip" again, saying that the small property right house was about to come down.Chu Hongyi was very calm this time, because the teacher asked for gossip once a month, and the result twelve times was "this time it's true".
But when he got home at night, he still told Zhao Qikan the news.
"When the house comes down, we'll move there? Huh? You want to go out?" Chu Hongyi stuffed something into his mouth, and asked Zhao Qikan vaguely who was putting on his shoes.
"Yeah. I'll go to the hospital and bring some food to my aunt. There's a big pot of rice in the hospital, and the taste is the same. You eat slowly. Qian Yuanzheng won't be coming back tonight. He's going to meet a friend with Shen Xiaopeng. It seems to be called Yuan ...Yuan, what is it?"
"Oh." Chu Hongyi was a little unhappy, because he said "auntie", not "our mother".Are you angry about what happened in the morning?
So Chu Hongyi took a few steps to the door, took the bag from the hanger for him virtuously, and kissed him at the corner of his mouth when handing it to him.
Zhao Qikan's face brightened immediately, he was pretty bright at first, as for calling mom or aunt, he really didn't think too much about it.
After hugging and kissing Teacher Chu for a long time, Zhao Qikan, whose IQ became very low in love, went out.
no mobile phone
The author has something to say: I forgot to correct the paper for the final exam. Tomorrow is the deadline. I brought it back and put it on the bookshelf, but I forgot it.
Just finished.
Humans are so cruel!Aww~
good night!
☆, the veteran will go out
Chu Hongyi was just sitting in his room, enjoying a loving dinner while writing out undergraduate papers.The doorbell rang.
As soon as Chu Hongyi opened the door, he saw Qian Yuanzheng and Shen Xiaopeng entering the door one after the other, arguing at the same time.
"I don't agree with you to go! My brother has read your resume and thinks it's quite suitable for our company. Why are you so screwy!" Qian Yuanzheng said.
"Auntie must have said hello to your brother. I couldn't submit my resume when I graduated from college. Why can I do it now, and I didn't vote for Yuanxi at all! It's you again!" Shen Xiaopeng retorted.
"Anyway, I don't allow you to go to Pengcheng! It's so far away!"
"How far is it? My home is right there. It's convenient to go back!" Shen Xiaopeng has been busy looking for a job recently, and finally received two offers from two companies. In addition, Pengcheng is a city with high consumption, so the salary is higher than that of Shengzhou, a second-tier city.
Although the salary of the other company was normal, it was a big company. Just when he was about to leave for Pengcheng, the human resources manager of the Shengzhou Branch of Yuanxi Group called and told him to go for an interview tomorrow!
The key is that Shen Xiaopeng didn't vote for this company's resume at all!
"You're such a fool, I don't want to talk about you, I know what you think, I think you owe me? I just want to give you a chance for an interview, my brother made it very clear, if you can't do it, just get out, you haven't been treated yet. How qualified are idlers to raise them!"
"Just like you, you still want to take the civil service exam? Civil servants don't need personal connections? Don't you need to help each other? I find that you really don't understand the difference between going through the back door and building connections!"
"Then what do you think is the difference between the two?!" Shen Xiaopeng asked angrily.He doesn't know what's going on with him, he has become a habit of taking advantage of the three of them, and no one cares about him, but he just doesn't want to take advantage of Qian Yuanzheng recently, obviously he was with Zhao Qikan a few days ago By the way, a 10 yuan bakery coupon --- he has more than 50 coupons, don't waste it!
"Uh..." Qian Yuanzheng was stunned by the question, and didn't know how to answer, so he began to force his words: "Big companies have to prepare customer relationship networks. Is this a big company planning to go through the back door?! Do you think too much?" Too much, I hired you to get an equivalent or super-value return, not to give you a favor, what do you have that is worthy of my brother's favor?!"
Qian Yuanzheng was a little anxious, because he and he were a bit confused because of Yuan Bin, that bastard, if this bastard left, would he be able to eat again?Going back to Shengzhou is probably an invitation post!
Absolutely not!
But he quarreled with Shen Xiaopeng and rarely won.Seeing this guy counting the rent on the table in the living room, damn it, if you dare to leave, if you dare to leave, I, I, I, I will follow! !
But if he leaves Shengzhou, his parents and brothers will be even more worried, and he himself is not willing to move.Shengzhou is very good. There are old teacher Zhao Chu and a group of college classmates. It is lively and close to home. It not only guarantees freedom, but also is very convenient to go back to the hometown. It has both filial piety and righteousness!
So Qian Yuanzheng hid in the bathroom and sent a text message: "Brother, Shen Xiaopeng doesn't want to go to the interview, what should I do."
Qian Yuanrong was comforting Dr. Lin, who had lost his love, and had no time to talk to his unlucky brother. Although Mr. Qian was busy with his career, his wife couldn't relax for a moment. The second difference is between the parties.As for how he knew, he wouldn't say that since he met Dr. Lin, he has been a cameo stalker whenever he has nothing to do!
Qian Yuanrong directly forwarded the text message to his mother, who immediately called Shen Xiaopeng.
"Hello? Auntie?" Shen Xiaopeng roughly guessed what was going on, but after all, it was Auntie's call, so he had to answer it.
"Xiaopeng, how is your job search going?" Auntie got straight to the point without going around the bush.
"Well, a company in Pengcheng wants me to work in July." Shen Xiaopeng told her the result directly. Auntie is a good person, but he always felt that if he continued like this with Qian Yuanzheng, he would be sorry for Auntie.
"A place like Pengcheng? Hey, it's a big city. It's not easy to mix. A child of one of my friends goes to work in a big city. 20000 a month is not enough to spend. I can't save money! I can't even buy a house!"
"..." Shen Xiaopeng thought in his heart that what he said was outrageous, he could live comfortably with a 2w monthly salary in any city.Unless he insists on losing luxury goods.
"Besides, the law and order in Pengcheng is very bad. In big cities, you know, there are many people from other places. Oh, the train station, bags are often robbed and mobile phones are stolen!"
Railway stations and bus stations all over the country are densely populated, and there are people everywhere.Who hasn't lost something in those places?It really doesn't depend on too many people.Shen Xiaopeng pouted in his heart.But listening to my aunt talking about finding some excuses to keep me, I still feel warm in my heart. I left Suidu and came to Shengzhou to study in university alone. The whole family just said: "Be careful on the road, and come back during the Chinese New Year?"
Qian Ma said that Pengcheng "air quality is very poor" --- Shengzhou is not much better! "You are not used to the food in Pengcheng" -- completely ignoring that Pengcheng and Shen Xiaopeng's hometown belong to the same province. "The girls in Pengcheng are not good-looking, and the handsome guys are all short!"---This is an area attack, right?After repeating all the excuses in turn, I found that it still didn't work, so I said directly: "Hey, as soon as my old lady is old, she just wants to have someone to talk to me from time to time. In his own words, he is as busy as a dog every day, and he doesn’t see him for a few times a year. My youngest son, he is not busy, but he is not as good as a dog in his past! Finally, he found someone who is compatible with him, and he likes him. Willing to spend more time with me! I really want you to stay in Shengzhou. I can go and play with you if I have nothing to do. You are about the same age as Xiaozheng, and you are so capable. You are also a role model by his side, and encourage him to be successful. a little."
"..." Although Mama Qian's words were very vulgar, Shen Xiaopeng listened very warmly, especially when she said that Qian Yuanzheng was inferior to a dog, and that she was still his role model, which made him feel secretly refreshed for a long time.
"Hey, give me back so many good things for free!" Aunt Qian began to settle accounts, seeing that she couldn't keep her.
At the same age as a child, Shen Xiaopeng curled his lips, thinking that if his mother was alive, would it be the same?
"Auntie, I'm going to interview tomorrow, so please don't ask someone to say hello, if you can do it, you can't do it." Shen Xiaopeng finally let go, he couldn't refuse a person who treated him so well.
"Hey, you're so good. What are you talking about, kid? It took me so long, and the TV is late. Next time you go to Shengzhou, remember to invite auntie to dinner. Hang up!"
Mama Qian achieved her goal and hung up the phone swiftly.
The author has something to say: What's more...it will be a bit difficult to deal with Zhao and Chu in the future.The pair of Qian and Zhao are basically mascots, except for Qian's father, it will be difficult to pass... But Qian's mother is very powerful...
☆, Xiaopeng's brain hole
Shen Xiaopeng's interview went quite smoothly. On the one hand, Yuanxi is in urgent need of someone who can speak German. On the other hand, Shen Xiaopeng's background cannot be underestimated. Qian Yuanrong personally told him: You must truthfully report this person's level.
Therefore, the entire human resources department attached great importance to it. The director personally interviewed and concluded that there was no problem with professionalism, but he had never seen a big scene at first glance.Several returnees who interviewed with him shocked Shen Xiaopeng.
Qian Yuanrong sent this comment to Qian Yuanzheng fairly. Qian Yuanzheng thought his brother didn't want him, so he sent a long text message begging his brother. Brother: "The simpler the better, the better to instill the company's values and corporate culture. I didn't invite him to be the boss. Seeing such a big scene is not good for me at all!"
Only then did Qian Yuanzheng feel relieved, hey, Shen Xiaopeng was looking for a job, and he was nervous for a long time.To settle a matter of concern, Qian Yuanzheng went to visit
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