[exo Fanxing] said to him
Chapter 24
Brother Fan is good, Brother Fan is wonderful, Brother Fan is croaking, follow Brother Fan and have meat to eat!
After a lot of bargaining, it was finally decided to play with 6 people, but only 3 people wanted to drink. Wu Yifan drank for Zhang Yixing, Byun Baekhyun drank for Park Chanyeol, and Kim Jong-in drank for Luhan.Jin Zhongren said with tears in his eyes: "Master Lu, if I get laid down, you have to protect my morals..." Luhan said yes, but if you get them down, I will show mercy and declare that killing deer is legal !
Jin Zhongren's character has long been overdrawn in the girl-picking world, and he can't perform to such a group of people. His luck is terrible, and he will lose out of all nights. The "Third Central Plenary Session" was not covered, even if Jin Zhongren, who claims to be able to drink a thousand cups, can't bear such indiscriminate drinking, and finally got drunk by Bian Baek-hyun and Wu Yifan who opened the cheat, and threw up a few times After the round, I couldn't even stand still, walked two steps and turned into an inner eight, and howled with my butt between my buttocks: "Push, I want to..."
Zhang Yixing and Lu Han have long been internally hurt by the laughing posture of the eighth girl, "Come on, come on, take a picture quickly, Mr. Kai can't walk!" Zhang Yixing turned on his phone to capture a few wonderful moments, and Lu Han risked Advice from the danger of a dislocated jaw: "You can't just take pictures, you have to shoot videos...fucking Kim Jong-in, you also have today! Does your ass hurt! Does your ass hurt! Hahahahaha——"
Only Wu Yifan had a little conscience and helped Jin Zhongren to run to the toilet, so that this person would not return home with such a shocking death method like a bladder burst.
Jin Zhongren leaned against the wall in a daze for a while before he realized that he had to take off his pants to vent the flood. He looked at Wu Yifan who was in the same posture, and a strange expression appeared on his blushing face: "Wu Yifan...yours, look at the color. Looks good..."
Nima!Wu Yifan almost pissed on the wall, the wine is so great, it's not a problem to subvert the three views, but what's wrong with your shy face, Mr. Kai, don't tell me that you like me, the amount of information is too much I can't digest it!
Jin Zhongren said "hehe" twice, "I'm talking about your shoes - I really thought I was drunk, I'm not drunk!"
With a weird height difference, Jin Zhongren left, and was held in his arms by the other party like an uncle, muttering non-stop: "Tell you, treat me Xingge well...otherwise, uh..." hit him Loud belch, "I'll be the first to spare you..." Yes yes yes!Hurry up and go after peeing, and you'll fall asleep if you dawdle any longer!Wu Yifan deeply felt that it is not appropriate to stay in a place like the toilet for too long, and before Jin Zhongren turns into a wolf, let's run away at a flying speed to avoid long nights and dreams.
When getting Jin Zhongren into Lu Han's car, Park Chanyeol also drove out, "Brother, I'll see you off." He motioned for Wu Yifan and Zhang Yixing to get in the car, Wu Yifan waved his hand and said no, just go for a walk at night when the weather is fine.
"Are you sure you're not drunk?" Zhang Yixing saw that this man's face was normal, and suddenly remembered that his face didn't change at all when he was drunk last time, so he couldn't help feeling suspicious.
"Of course I'm not drunk, I underestimate my drinking capacity." Wu Yifan replied, and then greeted Luhan who was about to drive away: "Thank you for your hard work, you have to carry him back."
Pointing to Jin Zhongren, Lu Han made an indifferent expression: "This guy's wine quality is not bad, I'll find a place for him to sober up, you can go and play at ease."
After watching the four people off, Wu Yifan asked: "Where are you going to go next, are you still going to Bar Street?" He grabbed Zhang Yixing's hand, which was cold, and put it in his coat pocket without saying a word.
"Why don't you go home, there's nothing fun outside." Zhang Yixing's face flushed, he didn't know if it was hot or drinking, even though he had experienced more intimate actions, he would still feel sorry for Wu Yifan's tenderness at that moment hit the heart.
Walking on the narrow path, avoiding the crowded crowds, both of them felt very comfortable with the unexpected tranquility, and the hands holding each other became even tighter.
"I used to go here when I was young. I remember that I used to steal pomegranates and grapes here, and was chased by the owner's dog." Wu Yifan pointed to a house not far away, and the creepers that covered the wall showed a half- The green state is still full of vitality in winter.
"Haha, I didn't expect you to be so skinny when you were a child, and now this skin is used to deceive people—" Zhang Yixing walked slowly along the bluestone slabs, and jumped to a higher place to let him play. Wu Yifan supported him and walked away.
"Be careful..." Wu Yifan saw that Zhang Yixing's foot almost fell, he stopped and supported him, "I don't play with you like this, what if I fall?"
Zhang Yixing stuck out his tongue embarrassingly: "Didn't you follow me... Wow, look, there are fireworks, so beautiful."
Wu Yifan looked up and saw the bright fireworks in the distance slowly blooming in the deep night sky, and met Zhang Yixing's eyes that were not inferior to the fireworks, rippling with soul-stirring beauty like diamonds inlaid.
"Don't look at whether I can do it or not, I'm embarrassed..." Zhang Yixing really couldn't stand his affectionate eyes, he had to suck out other people's souls every time.Seeing that there was no one around, he gently planted a kiss on his forehead: "My Afan is so beautiful." Wu Yifan murmured softly but was heard by the sharp-eared Wu Yifan: "Hey, why did I hear someone say who? The little one at home looks good...you can say it again."
"Oh, you got it wrong! Mother-in-law..." Zhang Yixing jumped down the stairs and tried to escape, but Wu Yifan didn't catch up, just followed behind, watching him stumbling and walking crookedly, still smiling contentedly on his face , I suddenly feel that such a picture of happiness makes people want to cry.
When Zhang Yixing took the initiative to kiss him, Wu Yifan thought he had drunk too much, and returned to a familiar home, lying on a familiar sofa, the familiar facial features of this person sitting straddling his body, obviously remained the same, but why did everything around him look It was so psychedelic in his eyes that even the air became a faint pink.I couldn't help but raised the man's face with my hand to stop the eager kiss, who are you?Are you Zhang Yixing?
Laughter came from his ears, he said, of course I am Zhang Yixing, otherwise who do you think I am.Zhang Yixing's kiss can be fiery, Zhang Yixing's touch can make you feel like ants are crawling all over your body, Zhang Yixing's dimples are pure and still expressive but can kill you to death.Surrender Wu Yifan, he said again, who made you show off all the time, who made you look down on me all the time, it doesn't take any skills to seduce you.The reason is simple, because you like me, so willing to sink.
Wu Yifan opened his eyes wide and watched Zhang Yixing unbutton his shirt one by one, wondering what kind of wine he drank tonight that actually has an aphrodisiac effect... Zhang Yixing took off his sweater and forced himself on Wu Yifan, kissing him impatiently Muttering to himself, Wu Yifan is so stupid that he still wants to block the wine for me, have you ever played with those two skinless things... Wu Yifan's eyes ached a little from the bright white skin, last time I turned off the light when I was doing it, and now such a white, tender and smooth body is dangling in front of my eyes, but the joints are flushed unnaturally, which looks cute and seductive.
"Oh, it turned out that I was so moved by my behavior tonight that I wanted to agree with myself." Wu Yifan hugged Zhang Yixing and gnawed on his collarbone, not forgetting to tease him, "Sure enough, it is useful to be a hero to save the beauty."
"Ah bah, if you want to be a hero, you don't even bother to be a beauty. You can have a drink or two, but it's just that you don't show it until the critical moment." Zhang Yixing focused on handling Wu Yifan's belt, trying hard for a long time, unable to untie it, angry I almost gritted my teeth, "Hey, take off your pants!"
"Okay!" Wu Yifan quickly pulled off Zhang Yixing's pants, but Zhang Yixing yelled "Take off your own" but couldn't keep himself from being stripped naked. "Anyway, I have to take it off in the end..." Wu Yifan also used righteous words to suppress Zhang Yixing's all kinds of profiteering.
The mobile phone, which was lost somewhere, yelled loudly, disturbing the two distraught people.Wu Yifan secretly cursed that if it wasn't about the death, he would throw the phone out in the next second, put down his warm body and touched the cold phone, his hair was messed up like a chicken coop, and when he answered the phone, his tone was so bad: " Hey! If you have something to say, say it, if you fart, let it go!"
Zhang Yixing touched his blushing face and looked at Wu Yifan's half-naked body, his head was on fire involuntarily, he was almost on the verge of harmony again, the counterattack plan was distorted every time, obviously he wanted to take the initiative ah fuck!Just in a daze like this, my cell phone rang, um, what is Luhan doing, can't he just stop in the middle of the night?
When the two hung up the phone, their expressions were not good. Wu Yifan sighed, then went to the room to get a blanket to cover Zhang Yixing, and said a little dejectedly: "It's an urgent task, I have to move, I'm sorry dear."
Zhang Yixing also smiled wryly: "I'm not much better, it's really terrible to make bad friends by mistake."
A beautiful spring night was cut in half like this.
charter18
It is not uncommon to get into fights after being drunk, but Jin Zhongren can only say that he has been unlucky for eight lifetimes.Accidentally hit a little too hard!Lying on the ground is also shot!Is there anything more unbelievable than this? If it wasn't for the fact that his head was stuck there, Zhang Yixing would have thought that the three people in front of him formed a group to participate in a one-day trip to the police station.
"My head hurts to death because of your troubles," Zhang Yixing held his forehead in distress, "I didn't come here to chat with you and have a tea party for wasting a moment of great spring festival!"
Kim Jong-in's head is wrapped like an Indian Ah San, and he can't even open his eyes with the same momentum
After a lot of bargaining, it was finally decided to play with 6 people, but only 3 people wanted to drink. Wu Yifan drank for Zhang Yixing, Byun Baekhyun drank for Park Chanyeol, and Kim Jong-in drank for Luhan.Jin Zhongren said with tears in his eyes: "Master Lu, if I get laid down, you have to protect my morals..." Luhan said yes, but if you get them down, I will show mercy and declare that killing deer is legal !
Jin Zhongren's character has long been overdrawn in the girl-picking world, and he can't perform to such a group of people. His luck is terrible, and he will lose out of all nights. The "Third Central Plenary Session" was not covered, even if Jin Zhongren, who claims to be able to drink a thousand cups, can't bear such indiscriminate drinking, and finally got drunk by Bian Baek-hyun and Wu Yifan who opened the cheat, and threw up a few times After the round, I couldn't even stand still, walked two steps and turned into an inner eight, and howled with my butt between my buttocks: "Push, I want to..."
Zhang Yixing and Lu Han have long been internally hurt by the laughing posture of the eighth girl, "Come on, come on, take a picture quickly, Mr. Kai can't walk!" Zhang Yixing turned on his phone to capture a few wonderful moments, and Lu Han risked Advice from the danger of a dislocated jaw: "You can't just take pictures, you have to shoot videos...fucking Kim Jong-in, you also have today! Does your ass hurt! Does your ass hurt! Hahahahaha——"
Only Wu Yifan had a little conscience and helped Jin Zhongren to run to the toilet, so that this person would not return home with such a shocking death method like a bladder burst.
Jin Zhongren leaned against the wall in a daze for a while before he realized that he had to take off his pants to vent the flood. He looked at Wu Yifan who was in the same posture, and a strange expression appeared on his blushing face: "Wu Yifan...yours, look at the color. Looks good..."
Nima!Wu Yifan almost pissed on the wall, the wine is so great, it's not a problem to subvert the three views, but what's wrong with your shy face, Mr. Kai, don't tell me that you like me, the amount of information is too much I can't digest it!
Jin Zhongren said "hehe" twice, "I'm talking about your shoes - I really thought I was drunk, I'm not drunk!"
With a weird height difference, Jin Zhongren left, and was held in his arms by the other party like an uncle, muttering non-stop: "Tell you, treat me Xingge well...otherwise, uh..." hit him Loud belch, "I'll be the first to spare you..." Yes yes yes!Hurry up and go after peeing, and you'll fall asleep if you dawdle any longer!Wu Yifan deeply felt that it is not appropriate to stay in a place like the toilet for too long, and before Jin Zhongren turns into a wolf, let's run away at a flying speed to avoid long nights and dreams.
When getting Jin Zhongren into Lu Han's car, Park Chanyeol also drove out, "Brother, I'll see you off." He motioned for Wu Yifan and Zhang Yixing to get in the car, Wu Yifan waved his hand and said no, just go for a walk at night when the weather is fine.
"Are you sure you're not drunk?" Zhang Yixing saw that this man's face was normal, and suddenly remembered that his face didn't change at all when he was drunk last time, so he couldn't help feeling suspicious.
"Of course I'm not drunk, I underestimate my drinking capacity." Wu Yifan replied, and then greeted Luhan who was about to drive away: "Thank you for your hard work, you have to carry him back."
Pointing to Jin Zhongren, Lu Han made an indifferent expression: "This guy's wine quality is not bad, I'll find a place for him to sober up, you can go and play at ease."
After watching the four people off, Wu Yifan asked: "Where are you going to go next, are you still going to Bar Street?" He grabbed Zhang Yixing's hand, which was cold, and put it in his coat pocket without saying a word.
"Why don't you go home, there's nothing fun outside." Zhang Yixing's face flushed, he didn't know if it was hot or drinking, even though he had experienced more intimate actions, he would still feel sorry for Wu Yifan's tenderness at that moment hit the heart.
Walking on the narrow path, avoiding the crowded crowds, both of them felt very comfortable with the unexpected tranquility, and the hands holding each other became even tighter.
"I used to go here when I was young. I remember that I used to steal pomegranates and grapes here, and was chased by the owner's dog." Wu Yifan pointed to a house not far away, and the creepers that covered the wall showed a half- The green state is still full of vitality in winter.
"Haha, I didn't expect you to be so skinny when you were a child, and now this skin is used to deceive people—" Zhang Yixing walked slowly along the bluestone slabs, and jumped to a higher place to let him play. Wu Yifan supported him and walked away.
"Be careful..." Wu Yifan saw that Zhang Yixing's foot almost fell, he stopped and supported him, "I don't play with you like this, what if I fall?"
Zhang Yixing stuck out his tongue embarrassingly: "Didn't you follow me... Wow, look, there are fireworks, so beautiful."
Wu Yifan looked up and saw the bright fireworks in the distance slowly blooming in the deep night sky, and met Zhang Yixing's eyes that were not inferior to the fireworks, rippling with soul-stirring beauty like diamonds inlaid.
"Don't look at whether I can do it or not, I'm embarrassed..." Zhang Yixing really couldn't stand his affectionate eyes, he had to suck out other people's souls every time.Seeing that there was no one around, he gently planted a kiss on his forehead: "My Afan is so beautiful." Wu Yifan murmured softly but was heard by the sharp-eared Wu Yifan: "Hey, why did I hear someone say who? The little one at home looks good...you can say it again."
"Oh, you got it wrong! Mother-in-law..." Zhang Yixing jumped down the stairs and tried to escape, but Wu Yifan didn't catch up, just followed behind, watching him stumbling and walking crookedly, still smiling contentedly on his face , I suddenly feel that such a picture of happiness makes people want to cry.
When Zhang Yixing took the initiative to kiss him, Wu Yifan thought he had drunk too much, and returned to a familiar home, lying on a familiar sofa, the familiar facial features of this person sitting straddling his body, obviously remained the same, but why did everything around him look It was so psychedelic in his eyes that even the air became a faint pink.I couldn't help but raised the man's face with my hand to stop the eager kiss, who are you?Are you Zhang Yixing?
Laughter came from his ears, he said, of course I am Zhang Yixing, otherwise who do you think I am.Zhang Yixing's kiss can be fiery, Zhang Yixing's touch can make you feel like ants are crawling all over your body, Zhang Yixing's dimples are pure and still expressive but can kill you to death.Surrender Wu Yifan, he said again, who made you show off all the time, who made you look down on me all the time, it doesn't take any skills to seduce you.The reason is simple, because you like me, so willing to sink.
Wu Yifan opened his eyes wide and watched Zhang Yixing unbutton his shirt one by one, wondering what kind of wine he drank tonight that actually has an aphrodisiac effect... Zhang Yixing took off his sweater and forced himself on Wu Yifan, kissing him impatiently Muttering to himself, Wu Yifan is so stupid that he still wants to block the wine for me, have you ever played with those two skinless things... Wu Yifan's eyes ached a little from the bright white skin, last time I turned off the light when I was doing it, and now such a white, tender and smooth body is dangling in front of my eyes, but the joints are flushed unnaturally, which looks cute and seductive.
"Oh, it turned out that I was so moved by my behavior tonight that I wanted to agree with myself." Wu Yifan hugged Zhang Yixing and gnawed on his collarbone, not forgetting to tease him, "Sure enough, it is useful to be a hero to save the beauty."
"Ah bah, if you want to be a hero, you don't even bother to be a beauty. You can have a drink or two, but it's just that you don't show it until the critical moment." Zhang Yixing focused on handling Wu Yifan's belt, trying hard for a long time, unable to untie it, angry I almost gritted my teeth, "Hey, take off your pants!"
"Okay!" Wu Yifan quickly pulled off Zhang Yixing's pants, but Zhang Yixing yelled "Take off your own" but couldn't keep himself from being stripped naked. "Anyway, I have to take it off in the end..." Wu Yifan also used righteous words to suppress Zhang Yixing's all kinds of profiteering.
The mobile phone, which was lost somewhere, yelled loudly, disturbing the two distraught people.Wu Yifan secretly cursed that if it wasn't about the death, he would throw the phone out in the next second, put down his warm body and touched the cold phone, his hair was messed up like a chicken coop, and when he answered the phone, his tone was so bad: " Hey! If you have something to say, say it, if you fart, let it go!"
Zhang Yixing touched his blushing face and looked at Wu Yifan's half-naked body, his head was on fire involuntarily, he was almost on the verge of harmony again, the counterattack plan was distorted every time, obviously he wanted to take the initiative ah fuck!Just in a daze like this, my cell phone rang, um, what is Luhan doing, can't he just stop in the middle of the night?
When the two hung up the phone, their expressions were not good. Wu Yifan sighed, then went to the room to get a blanket to cover Zhang Yixing, and said a little dejectedly: "It's an urgent task, I have to move, I'm sorry dear."
Zhang Yixing also smiled wryly: "I'm not much better, it's really terrible to make bad friends by mistake."
A beautiful spring night was cut in half like this.
charter18
It is not uncommon to get into fights after being drunk, but Jin Zhongren can only say that he has been unlucky for eight lifetimes.Accidentally hit a little too hard!Lying on the ground is also shot!Is there anything more unbelievable than this? If it wasn't for the fact that his head was stuck there, Zhang Yixing would have thought that the three people in front of him formed a group to participate in a one-day trip to the police station.
"My head hurts to death because of your troubles," Zhang Yixing held his forehead in distress, "I didn't come here to chat with you and have a tea party for wasting a moment of great spring festival!"
Kim Jong-in's head is wrapped like an Indian Ah San, and he can't even open his eyes with the same momentum
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