Bandit Butterfly gl

It seems that I can't pull it...

I was still a little worried about Mo Yu'er, after all, in terms of getting along with her that night, she is really a pure monster, and she looks so attractive to men, and there is not even a woman who is in charge when she enters Xuanzitang A pure man, a wolf's den, what should I do?But now it seems that my worries are unfounded. You know, what she is best at is controlling men to spend money without purpose.

I went to see her once, and she lived like a queen. There were pioneers and followers, and she was courted in everything she did. Men saw her with eyes full of admiration, and women saw her with eyes of jealousy, but she had peace of mind. Unmoved, as if these are all as they should be.She was quite frank with me and told me that Chang Wenxia gave her a book, which was devoted to the art of obsession, using voices, music, singing and even high-fives, all audible sounds can control men , is really enviable.She has learned a lot from books, and every time she learns one kind, she catches a man to try, first asks them to hand over the money, then asks them to climb trees, let them dance, and let them tie themselves up and go back to the house to sleep, that's why the current situation.She put all the money she collected into the hole in the stone pillow and wrapped it in layers of silk, just like a miser.She said that when she worked for Liu Yunqian before, the money was not her own, but the women in the building regarded it as her life, and the men in the building threw some at random, and some people treated him as a uncle, which seemed to be quite useful. If you don't save some, it's a loss.She also told me that the plan of not returning to the mountain has been made, and the departure will be started in a few days.She will pretend to be a lady from a rich family to lure the enemy, while the others will pretend to be servants. Then she will cast a trick on the leader of Shanying Village who comes to rob, and rely on him to go up the mountain to wipe out Shanying Village.

It sounds good, but with just these few people, Mo Yuer's pressure will not be small if they want to attack the whole village.

Another three days passed, and Mo Yu'er followed a group of people to prepare to leave.The deputy hall masters of Xuanzitang are all tall and mighty men.Chang asked Xia Da to send them off with a banquet and drank heartily.I went and sat in a corner with a group of women eating and chatting, mostly about Mo Yu'er.They all said that Mo Yu'er came mysteriously, why did such a woman who is good at hooking up men appear for no reason, and now the head of the family entrusted her with a heavy responsibility, I don't know what kind of tricks she played, really shameless.Their words are really not very pleasant, and it is a terrible nature for women to be jealous.I had no choice but to let them know, and tell them: "This Mo Yuer was recruited by the head of the family to grab the mountain for us, so don't say anything about her, she is the head of the house, understand?" So I realized that it's just that those who are not used to it are still not used to it, the most annoying thing is seeing her surrounded by a group of men.

Mo Yu'er left, and it took twelve days to go, and twelve days to return, and the ten or so days in between, I don't know if it would be enough to fight a cottage.Chang Wenxia didn't seem to have much worry, and continued to practice and be her foodie without worry.What kind of pancake pudding donuts... The desserts I will make are repeated over and over again.

One day I took some snacks and went to the valley to find her. She was meditating, sitting on a lotus platform.As if feeling something, she opened her eyes as soon as I walked to the lake.I used to be wandering in the void when she was in samadhi, but now I know that it doesn't seem to be the case, it's just that there is nothing that makes her interested in opening her eyes.

She didn't speak, and flew to the shore, using magic to move the stone table and chairs in the hut.I put the dessert on the table and she sat down to taste it.This time, I made peach panji. The peaches I used were from the huge peach tree in the valley.It is unbelievable that such a good peach can be born in this place.

Chang Wenxia only ate one mouthful, and then began to praise me: "Oh, Chu Panniang, you have become smarter, and you know how to use local materials." She pointed to the class halberd: "I like this kind of spiritual things."

"Really?" I courteously and behaved at the right time: "It took me a lot of effort to pick this peach. Look, I can't fly like you for such a tall tree. I had to climb up it, and I don't know how many times I fell."

She raised her eyebrows and told me what was on my mind: "Do you want to learn to fly?"

I pretended to be shy: "Then...do you teach?"

"Hahahaha..." She laughed abominably: "It's not that I don't want to teach, it's just that you don't know when you will be able to learn it."

Depend on!underestimate me! ! !Look down on me? This is it? ! ! !

"It's not that I look down on you." When she heard what I was saying, she still couldn't help laughing: "Chu Panniang, do you know how many years it takes for a mortal monk to learn how to fly? What's more, you are so utterly groundless." The person who said it?"

"Hmph! Just look down on me!!" I simply said whatever resentment I had, and she could hear it anyway.

"Hehe, here, go and see for yourself." She waved her hand casually, and there was a blue leather-bound book on the table, with the word Yuwufei written on it, it was so old. "Things used by humans are for you."

I thought she was throwing away a piece of trash, so I opened it and looked...

"Damn! What's the matter with Qi and acupoints, why can't I understand it at all!" For the first time, I felt that my IQ was so low that I could hardly even read a book. This fact made me unable to look directly at it!

"Oh, I don't quite understand it either. The cultivation method of demons is different from that of humans. Besides, it's my nature to fly, and I haven't practiced it at all." She squinted her eyes and turned her attention back to flying up.

I've already confirmed that she is a trash!

"Then you still want to give it to me, you don't understand me, you don't have any useless things, are you greedy for me to play with?"

"I was thinking that one day you will get the Dao Heart and go to cultivate immortals, and you will be able to use it. Don't forget it, I will take it back." Chang Wenxia put the book back in his sleeve, and looked up to see me with a dead face like eating bugs, Da Merci softened her heart: "Don't look at me like that, that's all, I'll give you a little thing." She spread her palm, and a slender peach leaf fell into her palm.

"Take it here." As she said this, she pulled my hand away, conjured a silver needle out of thin air, and pierced my finger very quickly.

"You #￥%a..." What are you doing!Do you want to hurt your father? !

She took my blood and smeared it on the peach leaf. The blood color flashed softly, and the peach leaf turned into a green umbrella.Why the green umbrella?How would I know.

"Hold it." She stuffed the closed umbrella into my hand, with green bamboo ribs and oiled paper umbrella surface. When I unfolded it, there were dancing peach blossoms on it, as if it was alive.

"Think about it, you're going to fly." She said again, her eyebrows and eyes curved.

I did as she said, silently fly, fly, I want to fly!Gradually, the body became lighter and lighter, as if being supported by something, it slowly rose, rose, and rose straight into the air.

"Wow! This is all right!!!" I looked at Chang Wenxia from above in surprise. Although my body was tense and stiff because I couldn't adapt, I still couldn't hide my joy.

"Your essence and blood are mixed with my spiritual power. As long as I live, you can fly anytime you want." She raised her head, and the corners of her lips curled up just right: "Of course, you can't fly out of the enchantment of this village, unless you get me to fly." allow."

I looked at the peach blossom green umbrella in my hand, even with such restrictions, it was enough to satisfy me: "This is enough, thank you!" I thanked her very sincerely, she was taken aback, The brows were raised inexplicably, a little surprised.

"I asked you to pick peaches. Otherwise, why would I give you this? Just make me some snacks in the future." She lowered her head and continued to eat pancakes. While eating, she said vaguely: "It's time to get down, don't stay on top Peeling, looking dizzy."

I meditated and flew back to the ground, putting away my umbrella.With a wave of her hand, the green umbrella turned back into a peach leaf, lying quietly in my palm.

"This is more convenient to carry."

I held the peach leaf and squeezed it. It won't wrinkle or crack, but it is indeed the touch of the peach leaf.She didn't expect that a small leaf could be turned into a treasure by her. In the future, if she was poor and crazy, she could ask her to pick the leaves and sell them. A piece of 1 taels of gold would definitely be bought by someone.

"It's just that I don't want to see you like a money fan." Chang Wenxia shook her head, then lowered her head, it turned out that the plate was already empty.She got up and flew to the lotus platform: "I'm going to meditate. There are guests coming tomorrow, so remember to make more snacks." After saying that, the spiritual energy around her body turned, and she closed her eyes and fell into meditation.

guest?I've stayed here for so long, and I haven't seen any guests enter the village, except those monks and Taoists who came here uninvited and wanted to take Liu Qingyan back.But this time, I don't know if it's a human or a ghost, a fairy or a demon...

☆, 32 guests

Chang Wenxia's guest is a woman, I think she is a fairy, because of her benevolent face and compelling aura that anyone can detect.

She is white all over, with a white skirt, white silk shoes, white skin and white hair, shimmering all over her body, but her temperament is not as cold as ice and snow, but warm, soft, and full of affinity.She is slender and taller than Chang Wenxia. When they stood together, a sense of disharmony rushed towards them.Unlike Chang Wenxia's sternness and banditry, this guest's mouth is always full of smiles, as if he can tolerate and influence everything.

When I first met her, I didn't dare to look at her more, she was a completely white alien, even though she was indeed beautiful.But I like her long hair, it's white and silvery, it's of excellent quality, it's simply tied loosely with a pure white silk ribbon, not one cent more, not one inch less, it's just as beautiful as it should be.

"Master, the dim sum is here. Today is green mango pudding." I took the dim sum into the valley through the barrier in the room, and saw them sitting face to face at the stone table by the lake from a long distance away, talking for some reason.There are two jars of unopened wine on the stone table, and the name of the wine is clearly written on the wine seal - Immortal Drunk.

"Green mango pudding?" The customer looked at the dim sum in front of him, with some doubts on his face, and then looked up at me. For some reason, his doubts became even worse.

"It's strange that there are things in this world that you don't know about." Chang Wenxia glanced at her and smiled very complacently.

The guest just returned a gentle smile and turned his gaze to me.

"Who is she?" She looked at me and asked Chang Wenxia about who I am.

"She is my new hair comber, how about it, it's quite interesting."

Interesting size!

The guest nodded, his eyes were deep and unpredictable: "It's really interesting."

Pooh!I've only said one sentence so far, it can't be more serious, it's so interesting!Where is it interesting! ! !

"Eat, I'll go first, I'll clean up in a while." Unwilling to be scrutinized and teased by these two women who are not considered women, this girl is determined to retreat.

"Eh? Don't go. Chu Panniang, sit down."

toss!Why do these two want to get involved in reminiscing about the old days!I secretly rolled my eyes before turning around and sitting next to them.

"She is my old friend, Bai Ze." Chang Wenxia introduced her to me.

"Oh, Miss Bai." I greeted the guest subconsciously, but this woman named Bai Ze chuckled.

"Oh, it's the first time I've heard someone call you Miss Bai." Chang Wenxia teased me heartlessly there, but the guest didn't correct her, just said: "It's also the first time I've heard that." She looked at me , and continued: "Pan Niang, just call me Bai Ze."

"That's so embarrassing." We don't know each other well.

"Chu Panniang, don't pretend to be hypocritical, she is the divine beast Bai Ze, she has no surname at all."

"The Divine Beast Bai Ze?" I looked at this snow-white guest curiously. Anyway, she doesn't seem to be easily angry.Knowing astronomy and geography at the top, trivial matters at the bottom, knowing the past, and predicting the future, is she the legendary beast Bai Ze?But legends are legends, and it is not known whether they are true or not.Since I don't know, I have to ask based on the principle that I can't live without Du Niang.

"You really know everything?"

"Look, you can ask everything, right?" Chang Wenxia interjected as she poked the pudding, following the image I had in her mind of being able to ask everything?You think highly of me too!To her, I still have many, many questions that I dare not ask!

She nodded at Chang Wenxia, ​​and began to answer my question: "I probably know everything, but it's not comprehensive. There are always exceptions to everything, such as your green awn pudding..." The girl who belongs to the animal category Jujudo : "And you..."

"Me?" I pointed to my nose, "I can't hold the moon in the nine heavens, and I dare not catch turtles in the five seas. I'm just an ordinary person. What is there to know, and what can you not know?"

She shook her head, but smiled, and changed the subject suddenly and naturally: "Actually, I just came to deliver wine today. Five hundred years ago, the Taishang Laojun buried ten altars of fine wine in the mortal world. Immortals are drunk, and even immortals will be drunk after drinking a pot. He originally planned to dig it today, but I dug it all up for him last night, and I think he must be mad now."

"Hehe, thank you for still thinking about me. I haven't been drunk for a long time, and the wine in the world is not good." I remembered Chang Wenxia and Liu Qingyan's wedding day, she smelled of alcohol, but her expression was extremely sober.

"Of course I want to think about you. Look, I'll bring you the first one. I'm sure you'll be so drunk that you won't be able to find your way." Bai Ze patted the wine jar, with a hint of helping others.

"I really don't understand you guys, what's the point of asking to get drunk." Just like when I was in Yehua Building, the wine match made me so drunk that I couldn't even feel it. When I woke up the next day, I was naked, with a woman in my arms, and Owing a butt debt, all kinds of surprises will come.

"The wine in the sky has a special taste only when you are drunk. Chu Panniang, Bai Ze, how about we drink together at night?"

"I'm afraid it won't work. Later, I will deliver wine to that alcoholic nine-tailed fox in the south. If it's late, I don't know who to take it out on. You'd better keep drinking it by yourself, forgive me I will accompany you." Bai Ze said.

Hearing what she said, Chang Wenxia didn't make much effort to keep her, saying: "Since this is the case, let's do it next time. Speaking of which, the fox is still so virtuous? I haven't seen her for 200 years."

"Hehehehe..." Bai Ze smiled meaningfully: "Back then, she was looking for a man, and you were looking for a woman. It was not a virtue, but now she speaks as if she has changed her mind. Could it be a newly married girl..." She held up her hand The sleeves covered the mouth to conceal the excessive curvature of the corners of the lips: "Subdued you?"

Chang Wenxia's face twitched, his eyelids twitched, obviously embarrassed: "Can you not know about me? Don't make fun of me."

"Your matter..." Bai Ze looked at me, and I was terrified. After seeing it, I turned to Chang Wenxia and continued, "I really don't know. Why don't you take me to meet your new wife? Let me see if you can stay together."

Stay together?Of course it's impossible, I can know it by thinking about it with my toenails.

"If you want to see it, you just want to see it, don't look for a reason." Chang Wenxia is really not a polite person, he is like this to everyone, including the wise and wise beast Bai Ze in front of him who seems to have a dark belly.

"Chu Panniang, is Qingyan in the backyard?" she asked.

"Well, I'm playing chess with Miss Zhang." I answered her.

"Then tell her to go to the front hall..." Chang Wen Xia Zheng spoke, but was interrupted by Bai Ze: "Don't bother, I just have a look from a distance."

"Well, let's go now." Chang Wenxia nodded and led us out.

When we leave the valley, the sun is bright and the weather is hot, which seems to be the hottest time in the afternoon of midsummer.So rather than taking it outside, I would rather stay in the valley, even though Chang Wenxia is meditating most of the time and doesn't talk to me at all.

"That's the one in crimson purple." Chang Wen Xia Yao pointed to Liu Qingyan who was in the court with a pensive expression.

Bai Ze looked in the direction of her finger, narrowed his eyes slightly, and shook his head at Chang Wenxia not long after.

"What?" Chang Wenxia was calm, probably already guessed her answer, but asked as usual.

"I do understand why you want to marry her. It's just that she is not destined for you. Why don't you let her go as soon as possible, so as not to delay others and hinder yourself." Bai Ze turned his eyes to Liu Qingyan again, and sighed: " When will you let go..."

"Let it go?" They have already started an inscrutable topic: "How do you know that I can't let go? I understand, she has long since disappeared."

"If you put it down, you won't be looking for this girl. Their eyes are so similar." Bai Ze pursed his lips and said, "But no matter what, you have to be clear that there are many people who are similar in the world, but there is always not one person, but three souls." The seven souls are all the same, and reincarnation is also different. All creatures in the world have their own destiny, except for you and me who have cultivated an indestructible body, the rest rely on reincarnation to continue life and death, and death to continue life. Po Tang, the previous life is like a passing cloud, continue life, cut off the former relationship. What's more, she has no afterlife, so why should you be persistent?"

"If she reincarnates like a mortal, maybe I can let it go..." Chang Wenxia sighed.

Bai Ze shook his head: "Human nature is greedy, so is demon nature. If she can still reincarnate, you will be obsessed with her even for thousands of years. I know you too well, you are the kind who will tie her up for that person's life Life after life character."

Chang Wenxia did not refute, but only smiled desolately: "What's the use of saying these things now, people are dead, and their souls have long been scattered, even if they want to be tied, they can't be tied."

"So I still want to persuade you to let it go as soon as possible." After Bai Ze finished speaking, he looked at Liu Qingyan, the meaning was self-evident, he wanted to ask Xia to let his newly married wife go early.

"I will consider what you say. Since I will not have any results with her, there is no need to be attached. Okay, let's go. Aunt Wu's red bean soup should be almost frozen. I want you to try it." Chang Wenxia finished speaking He led Bai Ze away, and ordered me to bring red bean soup to the valley before leaving.

I don't know who the "she" they are talking about is the person Chang Wenxia loved a long time ago, but Hun'er died with her body, and everything is left in Chang Wenxia's heart.Everyone has a past, Chang Wenxia has countless years in the past, met countless people, life is so short, being able to live with her, no more than a hundred years, can stay in her heart for so long , What she couldn't let go of was an unforgettable relationship.This woman is a scar in her heart. I am curious, but I dare not touch it.Forget it, Liu Qingyan will soon be free, I understand this enough.

☆、33 Immortal Drunk

Bai Ze didn't seem to like to meet people, probably because his strange appearance was too difficult to hide, other than to take a long look at Liu Qingyan from a distance, and to say some inexplicable advice, he stayed in the valley the whole time.That night, they had dinner in the valley, and Bai Ze left, and gave me a transparent white jade pendant, triangular, thin, without any decoration, saying it was a gift for meeting.Chang Wenxia gave me a red string to wear around my neck.

She said, "This jade is made of Bai Ze's nails."

"Nails=.=|||..." Hey... are they really nails?

"Bai Ze is full of treasures, even if it's just nails, don't underestimate them. Wearing this thing can ward off evil spirits, and eating it can also bring the dead back to life." She said to me while squinting and smiling. Evil: "I didn't expect that she would give you such a precious thing. Where did you come from?"

"Sweat! Isn't it because of your cultivation?" I touched the...uh...nails on my neck, completely unaware of wearing a baby: "Aren't you a demon? Why is it useless to you?" I squeezed She poked her nails at her clothes, her face was a little dark as if nothing had happened.

"Okay, it's only aimed at evil spirits that are malicious to you. Put it away quickly, and don't let others see it. There are many cultivators in this world coveting it."

Is it really that good?I suspiciously tucked the pendant back into the inner layer of my underwear.The main ingredient, keratin, a bunch of dead cells, a piece of long nails that don't hurt at all when cut off, turned into a piece of jade! ! !Can bring the dead back to life! ! !too crazy! ! !

"One day you will be poor and crazy, and you will call Bai Ze and cut her nails. A piece of nails will sell for 1000 million taels of gold..."

"You're talking nonsense again!" Chang Wenxia gave me a slap when she raised her hand, with a bit of resentment in her words: "Can you make some progress?! Can you live a poor life with me? Besides, to put it bluntly Zena's nails only grow an inch in 1000 years, how can it be so easy for people?"

"One inch longer in 1000 years?..." I raised my index finger and stared wide-eyed. She has four feet, and counting her five nails on each foot, there are twenty nails! One inch long in 1000 years, but also twenty inches!If you sell 1000 million taels of gold per inch, that's [-] million!If you put it in the money bank for a rolling interest, then...

"Ouch!!!"

"You bastard, what calculations are in your mind! How do you know about money? Who did you learn from!"

"You..." I blurted out.

Chang Wenxia was angry, and the dark clouds were spreading wildly on her face, it was obvious!

"Then...then let's not talk about money..." I timidly did not dare to look into her eyes, so I had to shift my gaze to her ears, but unexpectedly found that her ears moved, they could move... yes ... a little cute.

"Ahem." I pretended not to see it, and continued: "If all the 1000-inch nails she had in 50 years were given to one person to eat, then this person would be able to come back to life once in [-] years, wouldn't it be... a long life? "

Chang Wenxia rolled her eyes unceremoniously: "It's about bringing the dead back to life, not immortality, do you want to be an old monster? Well, don't think about these messy things, come here and have a drink with me."

"Oh." I followed her, and as soon as I reached the lake, she flew to the lotus platform in the middle of the lake.

"Fly over here." Chang Wenxia stood facing the wind, and with a wave of her long sleeves, the valley that had been bright for thousands of years turned into a dark night. A round and a half moon hung in the night sky, and dots of stars covered the sky. It looked so romantic... But speaking of it = . = Is it necessary to create an atmosphere by drinking with me?

"Fly over here." Seeing me standing blankly by the lake, she repeated it again.

I thought of the peach leaf she gave me, quickly took it out from the hidden pocket at my waist, and put it in my palm to meditate secretly. lotus stand.

She sat on the edge of the lotus platform, letting her legs dangle outside, with a pot of Immortal Drunk and two small wine glasses beside her.In fact, since the tragedy in the kiln, I have basically no love for wine. It's just that I don't dare to go against her will, and the wine is made by gods. Others can't drink it, so I have to silently... Enjoy it.

"Today is the sky outside." She said, lifted the jug to fill up the two cups, squeezed one and started to drink.

I sat next to her, raised another wine glass, didn't know what to say, just took a sip of Xianrenzui, then looked up at the sky.Sure enough, it is different from the wine in the world. It tastes incredibly mellow, but it doesn't irritate the throat too much like strong wine.

"It's delicious." I sighed sincerely.

Chang Wenxia glanced at me, and said with a sneer: "Beautiful scenery on a beautiful day, beautiful wine, you are so good, drinking the wine of Taishang Laojun, but using such low-level words to praise it..." She raised her wine glass, With regretful eyes, he sighed and said, "Hey, this Immortal is drunk, it's time to change his name to Immortal Tears."

"Khan, simplicity is the true love. Do you want me to pretend to read a gorgeous poem? Besides, the wine is here, but where is the beauty?" I looked around: "You?"

Chang Wenxia's mouth twitched, and he raised it unkindly, and drank the wine in the glass, looking very sinister: "Then I said that this beautiful woman is you, so what?"

"Don't dare to do it, don't dare to do it." I took the flagon and filled it up for her.She swallowed it boldly, shook the empty glass at me and said, "You want to get me drunk? Why don't you drink it yourself?"

"Where is it? I can't bear it, I'm afraid I'll lose my life if I drink it." I took another sip of the wine and asked, "Are you really going to get drunk today?"

"Buy drunk?" She raised her eyebrows and said, "Otherwise, what do you drink it for? Why don't we get drunk together."

"How much will you get drunk? Are there any side effects?"

She looked me up and down, and kept pouring wine into her mouth: "Your words... um..." She stretched out three fingers to sign an ok, but what she said was not ok at all: "Three glasses can make you Unconsciousness."

"Underestimate me!" I squinted and frowned in an attempt to show a dangerous look, but God knows if my kind-hearted appearance could give off the vicious aura I imagined. "Look! My head is almost bottomed out, there is nothing abnormal at all! I am alive and kicking!"

"Yeah!" She stared and nodded vigorously, showing a sincere expression, but she was clearly joking: "Live and dance! Hahahaha! Hurry up, let me see."

"Hmph! Then tell me, how many glasses do you pour?"

She stretched out three fingers again and said, "Three pots."

"What will happen if you drink three pots?" I wondered how she looked like drunk.

She shook her head and squinted her eyes and said happily: "Drink three pots and get drunk for one drink, and get drunk for 300 years."

"What? To be drunk for 300 years? ... Well, let's say goodbye forever." I put down my glass and decided not to drink.It's not enough to get drunk to death, isn't that cheating.

"Stupid, getting drunk can increase your cultivation level by 300 years. If you say..." She started to look me up and down again, don't you think you don't know me enough?

"What will happen to me?"

"Hmm..." She pondered for a moment, pretending to have suddenly realized, and poured the last glass of wine from the flagon, then looked back at the bright moon in the sky and said, "Beautify your face and prolong your life."

"Really?" I touched my not-so-smooth face, feeling a little dark: "It's so good. When I was 16 years old, I had a few pimples on my face, and now I still have pimple marks. After drinking this wine , can the acne marks go away?"

She was taken aback for a moment, turned around and blinked, and perched in front of me, pinching my chin to look left and right, her eyes were so sharp: "Tsk tsk tsk, you have to care, I can help you at any time, where do you need me?" Excuse me, this fairy wine? But, even if you drink it, you still can’t look better than Liu Qingyan.”

"Hey, hey!" I despised her with supercilious eyes, and gritted my teeth: "Can good looks be eaten? Women in this world are unlucky if they are good-looking, just like Liu Qingyan. Aren't you just trying to catch her under the skin, otherwise She has already become the third young lady of Wang Yuan's family. Uh..." I faintly realized that I had said something wrong, rolled my eyeballs down, and took a closer look, and this guy's complexion was indeed not very clear.

"When I didn't say..." I tried to make up.

"Is it really that unlucky to be with me?" She asked, frowning slightly, unexpectedly mixed with a trace of helplessness.

"It's...it's okay." I comforted her guiltyly: "Anyway, I think it's okay."

"You? What do you care about?" She let go of my chin, flicked her sleeves, and came out with three jugs of wine. She raised one of them and drank directly from the spout, swallowing a whole Pot, so sturdy.

I glanced at her depressedly, and poured a pot for myself. After all, it is something that can beautify the skin. Three cups can make you beautiful. Who wouldn't?

"Do you like Liu Qingyan that much?"

"She used to be your employer, but now she is Mrs. Yazhai of this village. Why don't you put her in your eyes and talk about Liu Qingyan, is she going to rebel?"

"I've always treated her like a child. I'm going, you're changing the subject again!" I had to give her deep contempt for her behavior, and I couldn't help but stiffen my back: "Didn't Baize just say that?" You have nothing to do with her! Besides, ask yourself, do you like her? People with eyes like hers go out for a walk, and if a sign falls, ten or eight of them will be killed. Why are you dragging her away? Let it go. You said that he has no one in his heart, and he is interested in you!" When I got excited, I turned my hand and drank the wine glass upside down, let out a sigh of relief, and continued: "That girl Liu Qingyan There is Wang Zaian in your heart, you can also communicate with her more, and leave it there all day to keep it fresh? This means that you don’t like her that much at all! You like her! Look at Zhang Linger, and write poems with her. Chess, how wonderful it is to do what a cultural person should do. Didn’t you often write poems and play chess with Zhang Ling’er? Why are you cowardly now? I see, even if Liu Qingyan is a good woman one day, The target will not be you, but Zhang Linger."

"You..." Her face cramped after hearing these presumptuous words, and she could tell from that look how much she wanted to tear my mouth apart.

"Hey... Do you think I should let her go?" She actually gave in! ! !I suspect I'm drunk, or maybe she's drunk.

"Well, you just ask her if she wants to leave or stay. If she wants to leave, you let her go. If she wants to stay..." I blinked, thinking that there was absolutely no reason: "Although it is possible Not too old, you can keep her, but she shouldn't be for you." Am I sowing discord?I'm telling the truth!

"You mean her and Ling'er?" Chang asked Xia Yi spread his hands: "Nie Yuan!"

"You don't care about the family's evil fate, it's all your fault, my dear!" If she hadn't arrested Liu Qingyan, would Zhang Ling'er have known each other or even agreed with her?

"Chu Panniang, pay attention to your attitude!" She glanced sideways at me, and started pouring wine again, the third pot.

When I saw her drinking like drinking water, I wanted to preach: "Take it easy, if you have anything else to say, hurry up and say it while you're not drunk. You'll be delirious and I'll be delirious for a while. If you say anything more important, it won't matter." People take it seriously."

She glanced over again with her little eyes, and rolled her eyes upwards after she finished her glance, rolling her perfect white eyes: "Delirious? Just take care of yourself in a while, I don't know what I will do."

She is Chi Guoguo's threat!

"You... what will you do? Don't go crazy and kill people!" I asked uneasily.

Chang Wenxia smiled treacherously and didn't say anything, but it was more terrifying than what he said, and it was even more worrying.

I drank three cups, but I didn't feel anything special. I just thought the wine was delicious, and my interest in drinking it became stronger and stronger.

"Look, I've had three drinks, so I'm not drunk." I showed her the empty glass upside down, to prove that my drinking capacity was not as bad as she said.She didn't say much, she took the wine jug she had filled her mouth, poured half a glass into my glass, raised her chin, and signaled me to drink it down!

Cut, isn't it just half a cup?With my current state, three more cups will be fine.I was full of confidence, and I looked up and did it.

"Ordinary people get drunk three times, and there is no limit to how much they can drink."

I heard her casually say these words beside me, and I turned my head to see her lying on her back on the lotus platform, with her mouth open, swallowing the good wine poured out of the jug hanging in the air, looking very comfortable.

"It's still nothing..." The corners of my mouth began to grin uncontrollably, and my spirit was surprisingly good.

Standing up, I stood on both sides of her thighs with my hips and feet, bypassing the weird flagon and condescending to her.

"Often ask Xia!"

She stopped drinking and looked at me with a smile in the corner of her eyes: "What are you doing?"

I pointed at her and said loudly, "Don't look at me like a drunk! Let me tell you! I want to..."

"What are you going to do?"

"Don't interrupt!" As I said that, I immediately turned around and stood on the edge of the lotus platform, facing the lake with colorful mist floating in my face, pointing my index finger to the sky like a convulsion, and said boldly: "I want to dive!"

"Pfft! Diving? Take off your clothes first, don't sink." She was still smiling behind me, obviously pleased by me.

"Take off the woolen clothes! My old lady jumps into the water and takes off her clothes? Look down on me! Even if I carry a heavy weight, I can do a backflip in mid-air before diving into the water!"

"Oh, you still have this ability?"

"I hate it when people look down on me! Chang Wenxia, ​​even you!!!" After the words fell, I was ready to dive... [-]... [-]... [-]...

"Bang!!!!"

I feel like I'm forgetting something... what is it? ? ?

When water poured into my nose, I remembered...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Can my wife swim? !Nope! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

☆, 34 drunk

"Hello! Chu Panniang?..."

I heard Chang Wenxia's voice and wanted to call for help, but I couldn't make any sound at all.Thump, thump, I began to rejoice that I didn't drown in my previous life, but I had to grieve that I was about to drown now, bastard.

Help, Chang Wenxia!Aren't you very capable! ! ! !Die with hatred, sad me...

"Sinking?...Damn!!!"

I could vaguely see her jumping off the lotus platform and standing on the water