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Why not reliable? "
"Halo. You have to believe me, you can't find anything in the whole city that is more refreshing than what I make. I'll rub and comb it for you. When this thing is absorbed, your hair will definitely be extraordinarily beautiful .”
"Well, the creditor trusts you, once."
I continued to work hard on her hair, and saw that her already excellent hair became blacker, brighter, smoother and smoother in my hands, like a piece of pure black silk, with an elegant luster.Take the grate, and comb it from the top of the head to the tip of the hair. The fine teeth of the grate pass through the finer hair. Such a smooth touch may be the source of the sense of accomplishment in every hair comber's insignificant hair combing career.
"It's so beautiful." I couldn't help myself: "Your hair."
She looked at my nympho face from the mirror expressionlessly, and was very puzzled: "I know you are boasting about your skills."
"Okay, you see through. What kind of hairstyle do you want to wear?" I asked her symbolically.
She looked at the ribbons and pearl hairpins on the table, and rolled her eyelids: "Didn't you make a decision for the village owner? Why, now you remember the village owner?"
"Well.~ Don't worry about such things." I curled my mouth and pinched the grate skillfully to divide, took a few strands of hair, and mixed them with green ribbons to weave.I want to braid her a hairstyle worthy of a fairy, long hair fluttering yet delicate and delicate.
"Chu Panniang, why don't you be my concubine." I think she is sitting idle, and tapping her fingers on the table is not enough to pass the time.
I neatly braided her hair with my hands, forming delicate flowers.Out of the professional ethics of a barber, by the way, chat with her unnutritious words: "What good is being your concubine?"
"Advantages? Being my concubine, you are the second wife of Baishuizhai. No one can control you here. You don't have to worry about food or clothing, and you have a group of little girls serving you every day. Are these benefits not enough?"
I rolled my eyes, and saw her smiling in the silver mirror: "vulgar. I, Chu Panniang, don't ask for delicacies from mountains and seas, don't want to wear silk and satin, give me a few little girls, and I'm still not used to it. So the head of the house Even the benefits can't attract me. Also, what I'm making for you now is a fairy look, don't show me such an incongruous expression!"
"Oh." She narrowed her eyes with a smile, and she was not angry. She seemed to be in a pretty good mood: "Then what do you want to do?"
"Let me tell you, head of the family, I have thought about it since I was a child. I will not be someone else's concubine, and I will not let my husband marry a concubine. I will only be a wife for the rest of my life."
"Hehe, it's better to be my concubine than to be my wife. Chu Panniang, I have had many wives before. It's not rare, but I don't have any concubines. You will be the first one. Why don't you think about it."
She smiled so that the spring breeze was full of flowers, and I saw the words "I was joking" written on the flowers.
"Then you give me a reason to marry me. If you make my girl feel happy and at ease, I will let you take care of me as my concubine." Scoop the lake blue pearl hairpins from the vanity for the finishing touch to this flawless hairstyle.Suddenly, she tugged my outstretched wrist, and I staggered and fell into her arms. This... This is a bloody and sudden BT yd plot!
She pinched my chin, and her face was very close to mine: "The smell on your body can be used as a reason." As she said, she seemed to enjoy breathing with her nose buried in my neck, trying to tease the heat in my bones.It's a pity it's useless!If you are upright, you are not afraid of crooked shadows!
"Often ask Little Fairy Xia." I couldn't help laughing out at this title: "Let's discuss it. With your current coquettish makeup, why not marry me as your wife? I would like to be your first." husband."
"You... Chu Panniang! You are really going to turn the world upside down!!! Get up and continue combing your hair!!!"
☆, 15 kilns
I plugged Chang Wenxia with blue pearl hairpins that are as agile as water waves, as if giving her black silk-like hair a life of soul.She stood up, blue silk hanging on her moon-white double-breasted gown, and the butterflies embroidered with silver thread danced with her every move, as if the next moment, they would break away from the shackles of the cloth and go outside the window under the guidance of the fairy. Fly into the morning mist, fly very far, fly high, fly straight to the vicinity of the rising sun, and pull away the glow of the sky.
"Master, I'm going to take you outside for everyone to see." Maybe I still have the perverted enthusiasm of a hair stylist in my mind. When I have a good work, I want to sneak out for a show and affirm my own. ownership.
"Take your head! Chu Panniang, are you crazy? You want me to go out in a nightgown!" She hasn't shown a good face since she was molested after failing to make a molestation, but she is as virtuous as me, so I will naturally forgive her, because I I vaguely feel that she likes the hairstyle I gave her, even though she never said it.
"But this dress of yours is really beautiful!" Look at it, look at it, look at it, look at it! ! !I howled inwardly, and she must have heard it.
She frowned unbearably, bit her lips, and finally looked at him coldly: "My village master can still 'look good' if he doesn't wear this dress!"
So that day, she somehow changed into a lotus blue soft smoky gauze skirt and put it on her body, and went back to the valley to practice amidst the amazed sighs of the people in the village.But I still think that the moon-white nightgown with butterflies embroidered with silver thread is the most beautiful, beautiful but enchanting.I think this may be the essence of Chang Wenxia, even though she is currently using all the man cells in her body for her side job as a bandit leader.
"Chu Panniang, you go back to have breakfast. Also, you are allowed to pick flowers again, but you are not allowed to pick more flowers." Before she entered the valley, she said such a sentence to me, which made me full of joy.I ate another big mango! ! !
Later, seven or eight monks and priests came to the mountain one after another, but they were all driven down by a certain girl either verbally or violently.It seems that the old Wang family and the old Liu family still have not given up. It has only been more than a month since they came here. It would be too heartless to give up so easily.I can almost predict how there will be rumors about Baishuizhai, an evil place, and Chang Wenxia, an evil person, and I can't help being a little curious about how the beautiful and gentle Liu Qingyan will be affected by them, a group of people who don't know the truth. What a lot of suffering, and after listening to these words that made him exhausted, sad and indignant, did the young master Wang Zaiana have the idea of giving up or the more he fought, the more courageous he became.Ahhh... wonder!so……
"Home! The tea oil is used up, I want to go down the mountain to buy it." I was picking wild narcissus by the lake, and she was meditating on the lotus platform in the center of the lake. I agree." I know that there is a token in her room, and I put it in the drawer of the dresser, and you can pass without hindrance when you show the token, which is one of the ways for the cottage women to go down the mountain.If I want to talk about the other thing, it is to regard robbery with a knife as a routine for me, and to become a tough woman like the deputy hall master Lu Yinjin, I wonder if I don't have the ability.
Chang Wenxia built a thatched hut for me in the valley, and said that in the future, I will make hair oil and so on here, so as to save boxes and boxes from being crowded in the bedroom, and it would be troublesome to move around.This thatched hut has only one wall and two pillars, and the wind is exposed on three sides. Chang Wenxia said that building the wall was too much effort for her, and I deeply suspected that she just wanted to spy on me.There is a magic circle in the northeast corner of the hut, which can be teleported to my house, and I cannot tell anyone.The formula is to silently recite "The head of the family will live forever and live together with the heavens". Although it is embarrassing, it is useful.
I returned to the stockade from the valley through the teleportation array, but I didn't see Chang Wenxia's opened eyes on the lotus platform, so I planned to steal the token first.
Because I go to that house every day to comb Chang Wenxia's hair, so there are basically no obstacles on the way.The only person who asked me a few words was that little serious plum blossom. I heard that the grate was left here in the morning and I was in a hurry to use it, so she let me in and dumped the owner's dressing cabinet.
I took the token and left a note, only saying, "I'll go for a walk in the city, and you are not allowed to go back on what you agreed to." He didn't say the exact date of his return, or even whether he would come back.In fact, I don't intend to never go back, just look at my hair combing belongings still left in that thatched hut. After all, the mana is as powerful as her, and it will only take a few minutes to find me a hair combing lady .If I want to leave completely, I must either find someone who is more powerful than her to cover me, or wait for her to say that she no longer needs me, a woman who will cause trouble, and go down the mountain as soon as possible.The former seems to be more difficult than the latter, but the latter is really timeless.So it would be the best thing to be able to get away with it and play for a while, and you must not be overly greedy.
I knew early in the morning that I would go down the mountain to buy stones today, so I discussed with him.When he saw my token, he would naturally not refuse, but he also told me to change into men's clothes so as not to be recognized by the Wang family on the street and taken back for him to explain.
I wore the gray, black and black cotton men's suit that I couldn't tell what color it was. It was not a high-grade material. I tied my hair with black cloth strips and took off the colorful flowers on my face. Clean, wipe the loess evenly and evenly, and then pair it with a pair of sheepskin black boots.Shitou looked at me and said, "At first glance, I thought I was a poor scholar, not bad."
He prepared a good-looking little mule for me, and I took a few spicy and heart-burning radishes and waited for the little mule to eat and drink on the road.When I left the gate of the village, I didn't encounter any obstacles. Even if I was a real face, I didn't interrogate him much because of the token on my waist.Stringed together with his mules, we descended the mysterious White Water Mountain.There is a mule pen at the foot of the mountain, because the mountain road is not easy to walk, and these mules are needed to go up the mountain after shopping.
Afterwards, Shitou and I changed mule carts and went to the city to buy goods.This time there were a lot of items on the list, and he had to go to a big city farther away—Taiyi City, and stay for two or three days before he could buy everything.When we arrived at Taiyi City, it was already dinner time.We stayed in a small inn called Lai Lai Inn.The innkeeper, Lao Huo, is acquainted with Shitou. He knows that we are bandits from Baishui Village, so he will do everything by himself.
I ate a not-so-rich dinner, three dishes and one soup, not delicious, just enough to fill my stomach.Shitou mysteriously asked me to go back to the house to rest earlier, saying that there were many bad guys in the middle of the night, and he still had something to do.
"No! Where are you going, kid? Take me with you!" How can I spare him, eat and sleep?Can I sleep? ! !
"Ouch, grandma, why are you following my big man's business? Go back to the house and sleep, I can't take care of you if something happens to you." He wanted to run out as he said that.
"Who wants you to take care of me?" I pulled him back, he was thin and small, and I staggered: "Come on, tell me the truth first, where are you going. you go."
He rolled his eyes, looked at me bitterly again, and finally gave up with his hands on his forehead: "Okay, grandma, let me tell you, I'm going to visit a brothel. Do you understand? Can you let me go? It's not you alone... ..." He looked at my men's clothes up and down, and finished speaking: "A place where a woman can go."
I was really speechless when I was choked by him. In fact, I have never seen what it looks like inside a kiln. After all, it is not a serious place. Every time I pass by, I feel that I will accidentally be covered with a sweat towel soaked in drugs. , abducted in and lived a miserable life of selling butchers ever since.In fact, it is said that the kilns are not as bad as I thought, and most of them signed the deed of sale in a serious manner.
"That...cough cough..." I was a little embarrassed, because of the perverted curiosity in my heart: "Is there a performance in the kiln? Can I just find a girl to accompany me to drink and eat?"
Shitou immediately widened his eyes when he heard this: "My mother! Don't you still want to follow me? Fuck! You are really a woman, I am convinced by my sister!"
I saw him procrastinating and looking like a bastard who was not so willing, and immediately put on a straight face and pretended to be stern: "Stone, you eat and drink with public funds, whoring/prostitutes with public funds, and you still have to pay for public funds! Some things... When I comb the head's hair I don't mind using it as a topic."
He immediately appeared dizzy when he heard it, and finally compromised and said: "I've accepted you, Sister Panniang, remember not to make any trouble for a while."
We walked through the streets and alleys, turned one corner after another, and finally came to the famous Flower Street in Taiyi City.There is a constant flow of people on this flower street, and there are many brothels on both sides, and handkerchiefs are fluttering.
"Grandpa, come in and have a look."
"Isn't this the third young master Qian? Why haven't you come here for so long? My family misses you so much."
"Master Tang, our family has a chick that is about to bud tonight. Why don't you come in? It must be to your taste."
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The women tried their best to show off in order to attract business, and some of them were pretty, with smiles brighter than flowers on their faces, as if they were enjoying it, so I couldn't figure out how much they still had in their hearts. The suffering of falling.
Stone gave me ten taels of silver, usually five taels is enough to accompany wine and dinner, and more just in case.I took the silver, and couldn't help shaking my hands, as if I heard Chang Wenxia yelling in my ear: "Chu Panniang, you fmd take my village master's money to whoring/prostitutes, are you looking for money?"
"Where do you have a girlfriend?" I concealed my guilty conscience and asked Shitou very humanitarianly.
He looked at me and said very coolly: "I have been among thousands of flowers, and not a single leaf touches me. You can choose whatever you want."
"Oh, let's go to this one." I casually pointed to a kiln, because the girls who stood on the street looking for customers in this one were not so ugly. "Yehua Tower."
Shitou looked there, and the corner of his mouth trembled: "Sister Panniang, I think it's better not to go to that house."
☆、16 Ye Hua
"Why?" I looked at the Yehualou kiln from afar and asked, "Why don't you go there? Is it very expensive or how to recruit?"
"It's not a matter of price, anyway..." Shitou wiped the sweat from his palms on his pants with a face of embarrassment: "Anyway, I don't want to go. Let's go to the Ruyan restaurant over there. I went there last time, and it's better It's much cleaner, suitable for your women's house..." He started to speak incoherently!
"Bah! Don't change the subject! I'm going to the Yehua Building. Look, the old bustard of the Ruyan Pavilion has a sly face, and it makes me feel uncomfortable just looking at him." Seeing that he still wants to talk, I Quickly ran towards Yehua Tower: "No matter, I've already made up my mind anyway, so hurry up and come here."
I have a hunch that there is a little secret of brother Shitou in this Yehua building.
At that time, I thought so out of schadenfreude, but it turns out that this little secret has nothing to do with him, and I wronged him...
"Yo~ You two young men, long time no see!"
"That's right, they don't come to take care of our business. I really want to die at my slave's house. Come inside soon."
When two very revealing women in gauze skirts saw us, whether they had seen us or not, they hurriedly twisted Yang Liu's soft waist and talked to themselves as if they were very familiar to greet us.But seeing the woman in red, who was blown by the cold night wind, sent her arms that were equally cold to my neck, and her soft body without any heat was pressed into my arms... Oh, I'm going!It gave me goosebumps all over my body.
Shito enjoyed it very much and hugged the purple-clothed woman who was rushing towards her, and suddenly exuded a ruffian air: "Little girl, take my brothers in and see if there is any good show today."
The woman in purple smiled coquettishly, although she may not look outstanding, she exudes a sexy and seductive smell from her bones: "You two are a coincidence, today is the opening/bud feast once a month, There are three chicks selling the first night, and the oiran lady in our building is on the show. It seems that there is a competition or something, and the mother ordered, whoever wins tonight..." She patted Shi Shi's chest with her paw , Kneading and kneading, as if to soften Shi Shi's almost absent chest muscles: "You can whore for nothing."
Shi Shi seemed to be very satisfied with the purple-clothed woman, he held her hand and continued to rub his chest: "Then I will prostitute you today, don't be angry if you win the competition, I will not pay the bill."
"Mmm~~~~~~~Master is really bad, I want to take advantage of my slave." She uttered the simple word "um" in a tone of nine bends and eighteen bends, which made my intestines knotted.
"Little Xianggong is really handsome, like a big girl." With a mouthful of old blood, this also started to break out in me.
I walked in with my arms around her, and at the same time, I had to endure all kinds of molestation by this woman who seemed to be 30 years old.
"Hey sister, don't touch me, I want to be shy." I blocked her extremely flexible paws, and I had the urge to change.
"That's embarrassing. Could it be that this is the first time for the young lady to go to this flower street and willow alley?" She had a fake and surprised look in her eyes, and for a moment she smiled coquettishly and leaned next to my ear and whispered: "My family is the most happy You are like this, I will come to the room in a while, and I will teach you and enlighten you. Tsk, I can’t help it, if you don’t believe me, you can touch it..." She took my hand and put it on her chest , the soft, hot, round ones can clearly touch the bumps, my fucking cup is bigger than me!One is aggrieved and the other is working hard...
"Small rogue/rascal, hum." She shrugged and pushed me down on the chair in the lobby, and took advantage of the opportunity to sit on my legs that could not withstand much pressure: "Did you feel anything?"
I nodded, then shook my head, confused.I touched my boobs, but what she wants me to say is not boobs!
"Xiao Xianggong, you are really, you haven't touched the heartbeat of my family, is it beating so fast?"
No... I want to say it, but I really don't have the courage.
The stone sitting next to me and the woman in purple also mingled together, you touched me, I touched yours, and cast ambiguous glances at me from time to time, it was just perverted.I looked around again, and it was full of drunken and dazed people, most of them were tired of death, all of them were dressed like dogs, but they were all in a hurry, and several old men had already stretched out their hands. Going into the girl's clothes, it made the girl blush and pant, but she still seemed to be moaning/groaning that she was not satisfied.
It seems that the kiln is indeed not a good place, and you must never come here again in the future.
The boy served the food and wine, the wine was ordinary rice wine, not much better than that used for cooking, and the food was just some snacks such as edamame and peanuts, which didn't look worth much.Maybe it’s a standard configuration for prostitutes, if you want to order it yourself, add money.
Stone stopped the boy, threw a piece of silver, and added half a catty of beef and a roast chicken.I rolled my eyes, thinking that this kid had left his stomach in the inn, and was just waiting for the supper in the kiln, so much thought.
I fed a piece of beef to the eldest sister on my leg, so that she would not have to touch me all the time when she was free.
"Let me tell you, my lord, there will be competition wine in today's competition." She snatched the wine glass from my hand and put it back on the table, and said: "This wine is very bad, and you will get drunk. You don't drink it now, why don't you drink it now?" Eat more vegetables. Come, I will feed you." She said with a piece of beef in her mouth, bent down to feed me mouth to mouth? ? ? ...
Am I going to scare my father to death by this!I quickly turned my face away, grabbed a roasted chicken leg and stuffed it into my mouth: "Hehe sister, I prefer chicken."
I continued to chat with them, and found out that the eldest sister in my arms was called Hongming, and the one in Shitou’s arms was called Jiang’er. When I asked them their ages, they laughed and said that they were eighteen years old, but they didn’t know how old they were. Eighteen years ago.
Not long after, a few servants came out with candles and lit the candlesticks and lamps everywhere. The lobby, which was supposed to use dim tones to seek a different kind of extravagant atmosphere, instantly lit up quite a bit.
Jiang'er said: "The show is about to begin."
But when the music started, the silk and bamboo orchestras on both sides played hard. Seven women in green dance clothes danced on the stage to the music. Fortunately, because they were not high-ranking officials, they sat far away, otherwise they had to watch blind my eyes...
After a dance, the seven green-clothed women retreated in a row, causing the spectators in the audience to drool all over the floor.Then, a man in his thirties who could be said to be not bad in appearance walked up.Hongming told me that this handsome man is called Li Santan, he is the leader of the tortoise in the building, and his mother is a good friend, no one dares to offend him.I secretly imagined that the procuress here must have had an extremely gaudy appearance. When I was young, I couldn’t marry a wealthy family and be a concubine to fill in the house. When I was old, I used money and a good position to hook such a young and handsome turtle. The minister under her skirt is really unreliable.
"Guest officers, tonight is the opening/budding banquet once a month. We have prepared three beautiful girls for you. They will definitely meet your wishes. Please join us. Next, let's bring our little peach blossoms Come out." Mr. Turtle wasn't too wordy on stage, he got straight to the point, probably knowing that these customers didn't have much interest in him.
The young girl named Xiao Taohua was dressed in pink, and came on stage on the back of a little tortoise. Her immature face was dyed with gorgeous makeup, and her softness and frailty made people feel very tempted.Well, I guess men think so.She opened her mouth and sang a song, which was mellow and pleasant to listen to, but it was a pity that it was all pornographic songs, wasting this good voice.The tortoise leader named Li Santan came up to host the auction again, starting at 12 taels of silver, 13 taels, 15 taels, 50 taels... The price soared all the way, and finally [-] taels was given to a man who talked nonsense and dressed well A rich young master with five people and six people.
Well, it's better than the old man Kami Yagami, although it's essentially the same disgusting.
Songs and dances and opening/buds are performed in turn. After the three young children have determined their worth, the wine has passed three rounds.What follows is the performance of the oiran lady and the activity of whoring for nothing if you win after drinking?I'm a little curious.
The handsome tortoise was sold out and the girl was honorably laid off, and a pretty girl came up instead.The corners of the woman's eyes are full of charm, and a silk flower is inserted obliquely in the complicated hair bun. It is a coquettish azalea, and her face looks like a 28/nine-year-old girl. Plums are generally mouth-watering.
"Who is this? Lady Huakui?" I asked Jiang'er, only to see that kid Shitou's eyelids twitch, so weird.
Jiang'er glanced at the woman on the stage, raised her eyebrows and turned to me and said, "I don't think you know, but this is our mother."
"Your mother is so beautiful?" I sighed with interrogative sentences.
"I hate it, isn't my slave beautiful?" Hong Ming on her lap began to complain narcissistically. It's not that I look down on her, but the fact is that, in terms of beauty, this eldest sister is far worse than the one on the stage.
"Of course it's my sister, you look good!" I replied as a matter of course, and she pinched my face in satisfaction: "Dead face, your mouth is so sweet."
"Then tell me, what's your mother's name?" I'm always curious about beauties, maybe it's an occupational disease in my previous life, I want to match a beautiful person with a suitable hairstyle so that she can show her beauty to the fullest.But now, I really want to remove the complicated bun of the woman standing on the stage and preside over the overall situation, and replace it with a full-looking one, so that she can be more enchanting.
"Our mother, her name is Liu Yunqian." Hong Ming flicked the handkerchief in her hand and spoke out of boredom, then suddenly pointed to another woman who was on the stage at Fang Fang and said, "Look! That's the lady from our building, Mo Yu'er, little Xianggong is very lucky, today she is playing the harp."
"Konghou?" I watched the old bustard named Liu Yunqian give up the stage to the oiran named Mo Yuer, and I saw the oiran kneeling beside a huge phoenix-headed konghou, waving her bare hands, creating a series of beautiful ripples. The sound of the music poured out, as if it could capture people's hearts and souls.
"You don't know that the oiran in our building has the ability to hook a man's heart with a harp. As long as the deaf see it and the blind listen, no one can escape if there is lust."
I look at the woman playing the quiet sonata on the stage and the obsessed man off the stage...
Why is it like being possessed by an evil spirit?
☆, 17 match wine
That Huakui lady, Mo Yu'er, played Chaoyang Tune, which had captured the minds of dozens of stinky men in the hall, and all of them showed signs of dementia, not even the stinky boy Shitou beside me. exception.In this regard, the girl expressed quite dislike.
After playing, Mo Yuer got up from the phoenix-headed harp and stood alone, with a slight smile on her porcelain-white face, beautiful as she was, but it seemed to be a mockery, which gave me an indescribable feeling. wonderful.I held the clothes on my chest and had to beat my chest with emotion. Is this jealousy?I, who is not talented, have tried beauty for two lifetimes, so I would feel jealous of a beautiful person?This oiran lady must be the love rival of women all over the world.
After the two tortoises took down the harp, I saw that beautiful bustard come up again, bowed to the guest Yingying, and pretended to be gentle: "Guests, please reward me." Xu is such a rule, speaking In the meantime, there were already young servants shuttled around the arena with a large carved copper plate, ranging from five or two taels to as many as one hundred and two hundred, and each of them threw silver bills into the copper plate like splashing water, vying to be the first.I think it's time for me to hate the rich. What I earn when I enter the bandit village is a monthly salary of four taels of silver, which is not enough to reward others.
Shi Shi also started to take money out of his pocket, and every time he took out it was 30 taels, without any hesitation, he threw it very generously into the big copper plate that sucked gold and silver, it seemed that he was really greedy in his daily life.
"Xiao Xianggong is really different from them, and he is unmoved." Hong Ming put his hand on my chest and smiled meaningfully, but I felt that the whole person was not well... Fuck!It turns out that you already knew, big sister! !Why are you still teasing me! ! !Hurry up and let go! ! ! !
The blue-clothed servant who collected the money circled around the field, pouring it all out, and Mo Yu'er still had a faint smile on his lips, unmoved.She made a salute, touched the ground with her long loose hair, and then left lightly, causing all the perverts present to sigh long and hard, just not regretting the money she spilled.Hey, why bother?You give people so much money, at best they just take a second look at your... money.
Then there was another warm-up song and dance. At first, everyone was distracted by Mo Yuer's exit, but after a while, they were attracted back to their souls by the girl on the stage who was showing her thighs and bellybands all the time.
"Hehehe, the music is good, the dance is good, the people are good." The beautiful old bustard got on the stage and said to everyone: "Today's last good show, all guest officials, you must not miss it. Come!" She clapped her hands, and a servant carried her A large mahogany table nearly three meters long was put on the table, and ten large wine jars and a whole row of sea bowls were dropped down with a bang bang bang bang, it seemed that this battle was intended to force people to death.
"The last program is the wine competition. As you can see, there are ten altars of the best Xiaoyao brew on the table. The contestants are in groups of two, and each group can participate by paying five taels of bet. The first to drink Whoever makes the whole jar is considered a winner. The winner will not only get all the betting money, but also be exempted from all consumption in the building today, except for the oiran and my mother, the girl can choose whatever she wants."
As soon as the old bustard finished speaking, some people were tempted by this good deed to volunteer, but some people carried the girl back to their room, probably not caring about such a small amount of money.Shi Shi also stood up, looking extremely heroic, his small eyes gleamed with the light of what must be won, this energy is simply puzzling.He pulled me up, avoided Jiang'er and Hongming's eyes, and walked aside: "Sister Panniang, can you drink?"
I shook my head: "With my drinking capacity, I will get drunk after two bowls."
Shitou frowned, and began to calculate: "A jar of wine is only ten bowls. I'll drink eight bowls later, and you drink two bowls. It's just right! Well! Let's do it like this. Take five taels of silver."
"Huh?" I looked at him who was talking to himself suspiciously: "Where's your money?"
"I still have three or two taels left on me. I must have been crazy just now. I gave it to the oiran lady. If I don't win it back now, I won't be able to spend the night today." He said a little awkwardly, but I still wanted to be flat he.
"If you don't stay overnight, don't stay overnight. Let's go after eating..." I rolled my eyes, I was going to leave anyway.
"Don't, I just boasted that I wanted that Jiang'er to stay with me at night, and now I say go, where will I put my face?" Shitou was in a hurry, he spread his hands to persuade me, and he didn't hesitate to throw it away. Ju Li: "Anyway, let's just fight once, how about this, if you win, the bet will belong to you, there is 50 taels. If you lose, we still have eight taels of silver on us, the two women's drinking money is just right, Pay the bill and go back to the inn, but I haven’t been here today. How is it?”
His conditions are indeed very convincing, two bowls of good wine, or earning him a small fortune of 50 taels, or returning to the nest to sleep without any loss, no matter how you look at it, you will not suffer.
"Okay then, work harder."
After the decision was made, we paid the bet and went to the stage to compete, ahem, so that we could take a closer look at that charming and beautiful old bustard Liu Yunqian.There were 20 people crowded on the stage, big and fat, small and thin, old and young, all kinds of people, all gathered around the long table, staring at the wine jar, wishing to put a funnel on their mouths and pour down their throats .Shitou and I were able to squeeze into the last group after discussing for a while, standing on the far side, but the closest to Liu Yunqian.Liu Yun's charming eyes with a slight smile swept over us without stopping at any place, and then she winked at the boys, signaling them to come over and pour the wine into the sea bowls.
Sure enough, as expected by the stone, ten bowls, no more, no less, just right.
I stared at the two huge sea bowls in front of me, and it was my job to drink them and leave the rest to the stones.
The beautiful bustard gave an order, and the crowd began to drink amidst the applause from the spectators.Stone has already buried his head in the bowl desperately, with a lot of momentum.I can't hold back either, I raised the sea bowl...Damn it!What a spicy wine! ! !I swallowed this baijiu called Xiaoyao brewed in too much haste, and I hardly had the time or energy to savor the aroma of the wine. All I knew was that the wine was so spicy that my nose burned, my throat burned, and my stomach started to overwhelm. It should be at least 4o degrees! ! !How did the bastard make it for them? It's unscientific to have such a high concentration of liquor! ?Oh, by the way, ever since I knew about the existence of Chang Wenxia, this world has been out of my limited cognition.
I go! !Only one bowl! ! !After just one bowl, I was already a little shaky and my vision was blurred, even though my mind was still clear.I picked up another bowl, and didn't even have time to pay attention to the progress of others. Enduring the smell of alcohol that would make me vomit for a while, I continued to pour it into my mouth mechanically. My tongue and throat were already numb, but my stomach moved more violently. I've never found drinking to be such a painful thing.I drank half a bowl and had to stop. My face became hot and my heart began to beat at an abnormal speed. I tried to hold up my eyelids, which was a sign of my body's resistance to alcohol.
Stone has already drank three bowls and is struggling for the fourth bowl. The person on his left drank two bowls, and the person on the left also drank two bowls, and the left... and the left I can't see clearly.I wiped my mouth, picked up the bowl and continued to pour, always feeling like I was being cheated.Close your eyes and gurgling, wine is no longer wine, it is a tribulation, a hurdle, you must overcome it and step over it to get relief.
Finally, with the last drop of bitter water in my stomach, I almost collapsed to the ground.It's just that this inevitably makes people laugh. After all, I'm pretending to be a bloody man in their eyes. It's too useless to spread two bowls of liquor into a corpse.I barely supported the table, just waiting for the stone to finish his eight bowls, and the sound of broken porcelain kept coming from my ears, thinking it was because of the strength of the wine, one bowl was done and another bowl was smashed.
Shitou drank six bowls in a row, the bitterness on his face could be seen by an idiot, his face was flushed with blood, and the veins in his neck were bulging, but the speed slowed down, even if this kid encountered 4% liquor, he would not be able to hold it.
"Stone, hurry up! There are two more bowls!" I encouraged him weakly, and he looked at me in the blink of an eye. His eyes were full of water vapor and bloodshot. He was obviously drunk, but he didn't know how drunk he was.He held up the seventh bowl with trembling hands, cursed "Fuck him!", and started to drink again.I watched his Adam's apple keep rolling up and down, and heard the sound of banging bowls around me, but no one shouted to finish drinking, and I felt even more nervous.
"Boom!" He put down the bowl and slammed it on the table, and then... unexpectedly... passed out! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Falk! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
"Oh!~Another one!~" There was a gloating applause from the audience, which made people's teeth itch.I one
"Halo. You have to believe me, you can't find anything in the whole city that is more refreshing than what I make. I'll rub and comb it for you. When this thing is absorbed, your hair will definitely be extraordinarily beautiful .”
"Well, the creditor trusts you, once."
I continued to work hard on her hair, and saw that her already excellent hair became blacker, brighter, smoother and smoother in my hands, like a piece of pure black silk, with an elegant luster.Take the grate, and comb it from the top of the head to the tip of the hair. The fine teeth of the grate pass through the finer hair. Such a smooth touch may be the source of the sense of accomplishment in every hair comber's insignificant hair combing career.
"It's so beautiful." I couldn't help myself: "Your hair."
She looked at my nympho face from the mirror expressionlessly, and was very puzzled: "I know you are boasting about your skills."
"Okay, you see through. What kind of hairstyle do you want to wear?" I asked her symbolically.
She looked at the ribbons and pearl hairpins on the table, and rolled her eyelids: "Didn't you make a decision for the village owner? Why, now you remember the village owner?"
"Well.~ Don't worry about such things." I curled my mouth and pinched the grate skillfully to divide, took a few strands of hair, and mixed them with green ribbons to weave.I want to braid her a hairstyle worthy of a fairy, long hair fluttering yet delicate and delicate.
"Chu Panniang, why don't you be my concubine." I think she is sitting idle, and tapping her fingers on the table is not enough to pass the time.
I neatly braided her hair with my hands, forming delicate flowers.Out of the professional ethics of a barber, by the way, chat with her unnutritious words: "What good is being your concubine?"
"Advantages? Being my concubine, you are the second wife of Baishuizhai. No one can control you here. You don't have to worry about food or clothing, and you have a group of little girls serving you every day. Are these benefits not enough?"
I rolled my eyes, and saw her smiling in the silver mirror: "vulgar. I, Chu Panniang, don't ask for delicacies from mountains and seas, don't want to wear silk and satin, give me a few little girls, and I'm still not used to it. So the head of the house Even the benefits can't attract me. Also, what I'm making for you now is a fairy look, don't show me such an incongruous expression!"
"Oh." She narrowed her eyes with a smile, and she was not angry. She seemed to be in a pretty good mood: "Then what do you want to do?"
"Let me tell you, head of the family, I have thought about it since I was a child. I will not be someone else's concubine, and I will not let my husband marry a concubine. I will only be a wife for the rest of my life."
"Hehe, it's better to be my concubine than to be my wife. Chu Panniang, I have had many wives before. It's not rare, but I don't have any concubines. You will be the first one. Why don't you think about it."
She smiled so that the spring breeze was full of flowers, and I saw the words "I was joking" written on the flowers.
"Then you give me a reason to marry me. If you make my girl feel happy and at ease, I will let you take care of me as my concubine." Scoop the lake blue pearl hairpins from the vanity for the finishing touch to this flawless hairstyle.Suddenly, she tugged my outstretched wrist, and I staggered and fell into her arms. This... This is a bloody and sudden BT yd plot!
She pinched my chin, and her face was very close to mine: "The smell on your body can be used as a reason." As she said, she seemed to enjoy breathing with her nose buried in my neck, trying to tease the heat in my bones.It's a pity it's useless!If you are upright, you are not afraid of crooked shadows!
"Often ask Little Fairy Xia." I couldn't help laughing out at this title: "Let's discuss it. With your current coquettish makeup, why not marry me as your wife? I would like to be your first." husband."
"You... Chu Panniang! You are really going to turn the world upside down!!! Get up and continue combing your hair!!!"
☆, 15 kilns
I plugged Chang Wenxia with blue pearl hairpins that are as agile as water waves, as if giving her black silk-like hair a life of soul.She stood up, blue silk hanging on her moon-white double-breasted gown, and the butterflies embroidered with silver thread danced with her every move, as if the next moment, they would break away from the shackles of the cloth and go outside the window under the guidance of the fairy. Fly into the morning mist, fly very far, fly high, fly straight to the vicinity of the rising sun, and pull away the glow of the sky.
"Master, I'm going to take you outside for everyone to see." Maybe I still have the perverted enthusiasm of a hair stylist in my mind. When I have a good work, I want to sneak out for a show and affirm my own. ownership.
"Take your head! Chu Panniang, are you crazy? You want me to go out in a nightgown!" She hasn't shown a good face since she was molested after failing to make a molestation, but she is as virtuous as me, so I will naturally forgive her, because I I vaguely feel that she likes the hairstyle I gave her, even though she never said it.
"But this dress of yours is really beautiful!" Look at it, look at it, look at it, look at it! ! !I howled inwardly, and she must have heard it.
She frowned unbearably, bit her lips, and finally looked at him coldly: "My village master can still 'look good' if he doesn't wear this dress!"
So that day, she somehow changed into a lotus blue soft smoky gauze skirt and put it on her body, and went back to the valley to practice amidst the amazed sighs of the people in the village.But I still think that the moon-white nightgown with butterflies embroidered with silver thread is the most beautiful, beautiful but enchanting.I think this may be the essence of Chang Wenxia, even though she is currently using all the man cells in her body for her side job as a bandit leader.
"Chu Panniang, you go back to have breakfast. Also, you are allowed to pick flowers again, but you are not allowed to pick more flowers." Before she entered the valley, she said such a sentence to me, which made me full of joy.I ate another big mango! ! !
Later, seven or eight monks and priests came to the mountain one after another, but they were all driven down by a certain girl either verbally or violently.It seems that the old Wang family and the old Liu family still have not given up. It has only been more than a month since they came here. It would be too heartless to give up so easily.I can almost predict how there will be rumors about Baishuizhai, an evil place, and Chang Wenxia, an evil person, and I can't help being a little curious about how the beautiful and gentle Liu Qingyan will be affected by them, a group of people who don't know the truth. What a lot of suffering, and after listening to these words that made him exhausted, sad and indignant, did the young master Wang Zaiana have the idea of giving up or the more he fought, the more courageous he became.Ahhh... wonder!so……
"Home! The tea oil is used up, I want to go down the mountain to buy it." I was picking wild narcissus by the lake, and she was meditating on the lotus platform in the center of the lake. I agree." I know that there is a token in her room, and I put it in the drawer of the dresser, and you can pass without hindrance when you show the token, which is one of the ways for the cottage women to go down the mountain.If I want to talk about the other thing, it is to regard robbery with a knife as a routine for me, and to become a tough woman like the deputy hall master Lu Yinjin, I wonder if I don't have the ability.
Chang Wenxia built a thatched hut for me in the valley, and said that in the future, I will make hair oil and so on here, so as to save boxes and boxes from being crowded in the bedroom, and it would be troublesome to move around.This thatched hut has only one wall and two pillars, and the wind is exposed on three sides. Chang Wenxia said that building the wall was too much effort for her, and I deeply suspected that she just wanted to spy on me.There is a magic circle in the northeast corner of the hut, which can be teleported to my house, and I cannot tell anyone.The formula is to silently recite "The head of the family will live forever and live together with the heavens". Although it is embarrassing, it is useful.
I returned to the stockade from the valley through the teleportation array, but I didn't see Chang Wenxia's opened eyes on the lotus platform, so I planned to steal the token first.
Because I go to that house every day to comb Chang Wenxia's hair, so there are basically no obstacles on the way.The only person who asked me a few words was that little serious plum blossom. I heard that the grate was left here in the morning and I was in a hurry to use it, so she let me in and dumped the owner's dressing cabinet.
I took the token and left a note, only saying, "I'll go for a walk in the city, and you are not allowed to go back on what you agreed to." He didn't say the exact date of his return, or even whether he would come back.In fact, I don't intend to never go back, just look at my hair combing belongings still left in that thatched hut. After all, the mana is as powerful as her, and it will only take a few minutes to find me a hair combing lady .If I want to leave completely, I must either find someone who is more powerful than her to cover me, or wait for her to say that she no longer needs me, a woman who will cause trouble, and go down the mountain as soon as possible.The former seems to be more difficult than the latter, but the latter is really timeless.So it would be the best thing to be able to get away with it and play for a while, and you must not be overly greedy.
I knew early in the morning that I would go down the mountain to buy stones today, so I discussed with him.When he saw my token, he would naturally not refuse, but he also told me to change into men's clothes so as not to be recognized by the Wang family on the street and taken back for him to explain.
I wore the gray, black and black cotton men's suit that I couldn't tell what color it was. It was not a high-grade material. I tied my hair with black cloth strips and took off the colorful flowers on my face. Clean, wipe the loess evenly and evenly, and then pair it with a pair of sheepskin black boots.Shitou looked at me and said, "At first glance, I thought I was a poor scholar, not bad."
He prepared a good-looking little mule for me, and I took a few spicy and heart-burning radishes and waited for the little mule to eat and drink on the road.When I left the gate of the village, I didn't encounter any obstacles. Even if I was a real face, I didn't interrogate him much because of the token on my waist.Stringed together with his mules, we descended the mysterious White Water Mountain.There is a mule pen at the foot of the mountain, because the mountain road is not easy to walk, and these mules are needed to go up the mountain after shopping.
Afterwards, Shitou and I changed mule carts and went to the city to buy goods.This time there were a lot of items on the list, and he had to go to a big city farther away—Taiyi City, and stay for two or three days before he could buy everything.When we arrived at Taiyi City, it was already dinner time.We stayed in a small inn called Lai Lai Inn.The innkeeper, Lao Huo, is acquainted with Shitou. He knows that we are bandits from Baishui Village, so he will do everything by himself.
I ate a not-so-rich dinner, three dishes and one soup, not delicious, just enough to fill my stomach.Shitou mysteriously asked me to go back to the house to rest earlier, saying that there were many bad guys in the middle of the night, and he still had something to do.
"No! Where are you going, kid? Take me with you!" How can I spare him, eat and sleep?Can I sleep? ! !
"Ouch, grandma, why are you following my big man's business? Go back to the house and sleep, I can't take care of you if something happens to you." He wanted to run out as he said that.
"Who wants you to take care of me?" I pulled him back, he was thin and small, and I staggered: "Come on, tell me the truth first, where are you going. you go."
He rolled his eyes, looked at me bitterly again, and finally gave up with his hands on his forehead: "Okay, grandma, let me tell you, I'm going to visit a brothel. Do you understand? Can you let me go? It's not you alone... ..." He looked at my men's clothes up and down, and finished speaking: "A place where a woman can go."
I was really speechless when I was choked by him. In fact, I have never seen what it looks like inside a kiln. After all, it is not a serious place. Every time I pass by, I feel that I will accidentally be covered with a sweat towel soaked in drugs. , abducted in and lived a miserable life of selling butchers ever since.In fact, it is said that the kilns are not as bad as I thought, and most of them signed the deed of sale in a serious manner.
"That...cough cough..." I was a little embarrassed, because of the perverted curiosity in my heart: "Is there a performance in the kiln? Can I just find a girl to accompany me to drink and eat?"
Shitou immediately widened his eyes when he heard this: "My mother! Don't you still want to follow me? Fuck! You are really a woman, I am convinced by my sister!"
I saw him procrastinating and looking like a bastard who was not so willing, and immediately put on a straight face and pretended to be stern: "Stone, you eat and drink with public funds, whoring/prostitutes with public funds, and you still have to pay for public funds! Some things... When I comb the head's hair I don't mind using it as a topic."
He immediately appeared dizzy when he heard it, and finally compromised and said: "I've accepted you, Sister Panniang, remember not to make any trouble for a while."
We walked through the streets and alleys, turned one corner after another, and finally came to the famous Flower Street in Taiyi City.There is a constant flow of people on this flower street, and there are many brothels on both sides, and handkerchiefs are fluttering.
"Grandpa, come in and have a look."
"Isn't this the third young master Qian? Why haven't you come here for so long? My family misses you so much."
"Master Tang, our family has a chick that is about to bud tonight. Why don't you come in? It must be to your taste."
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The women tried their best to show off in order to attract business, and some of them were pretty, with smiles brighter than flowers on their faces, as if they were enjoying it, so I couldn't figure out how much they still had in their hearts. The suffering of falling.
Stone gave me ten taels of silver, usually five taels is enough to accompany wine and dinner, and more just in case.I took the silver, and couldn't help shaking my hands, as if I heard Chang Wenxia yelling in my ear: "Chu Panniang, you fmd take my village master's money to whoring/prostitutes, are you looking for money?"
"Where do you have a girlfriend?" I concealed my guilty conscience and asked Shitou very humanitarianly.
He looked at me and said very coolly: "I have been among thousands of flowers, and not a single leaf touches me. You can choose whatever you want."
"Oh, let's go to this one." I casually pointed to a kiln, because the girls who stood on the street looking for customers in this one were not so ugly. "Yehua Tower."
Shitou looked there, and the corner of his mouth trembled: "Sister Panniang, I think it's better not to go to that house."
☆、16 Ye Hua
"Why?" I looked at the Yehualou kiln from afar and asked, "Why don't you go there? Is it very expensive or how to recruit?"
"It's not a matter of price, anyway..." Shitou wiped the sweat from his palms on his pants with a face of embarrassment: "Anyway, I don't want to go. Let's go to the Ruyan restaurant over there. I went there last time, and it's better It's much cleaner, suitable for your women's house..." He started to speak incoherently!
"Bah! Don't change the subject! I'm going to the Yehua Building. Look, the old bustard of the Ruyan Pavilion has a sly face, and it makes me feel uncomfortable just looking at him." Seeing that he still wants to talk, I Quickly ran towards Yehua Tower: "No matter, I've already made up my mind anyway, so hurry up and come here."
I have a hunch that there is a little secret of brother Shitou in this Yehua building.
At that time, I thought so out of schadenfreude, but it turns out that this little secret has nothing to do with him, and I wronged him...
"Yo~ You two young men, long time no see!"
"That's right, they don't come to take care of our business. I really want to die at my slave's house. Come inside soon."
When two very revealing women in gauze skirts saw us, whether they had seen us or not, they hurriedly twisted Yang Liu's soft waist and talked to themselves as if they were very familiar to greet us.But seeing the woman in red, who was blown by the cold night wind, sent her arms that were equally cold to my neck, and her soft body without any heat was pressed into my arms... Oh, I'm going!It gave me goosebumps all over my body.
Shito enjoyed it very much and hugged the purple-clothed woman who was rushing towards her, and suddenly exuded a ruffian air: "Little girl, take my brothers in and see if there is any good show today."
The woman in purple smiled coquettishly, although she may not look outstanding, she exudes a sexy and seductive smell from her bones: "You two are a coincidence, today is the opening/bud feast once a month, There are three chicks selling the first night, and the oiran lady in our building is on the show. It seems that there is a competition or something, and the mother ordered, whoever wins tonight..." She patted Shi Shi's chest with her paw , Kneading and kneading, as if to soften Shi Shi's almost absent chest muscles: "You can whore for nothing."
Shi Shi seemed to be very satisfied with the purple-clothed woman, he held her hand and continued to rub his chest: "Then I will prostitute you today, don't be angry if you win the competition, I will not pay the bill."
"Mmm~~~~~~~Master is really bad, I want to take advantage of my slave." She uttered the simple word "um" in a tone of nine bends and eighteen bends, which made my intestines knotted.
"Little Xianggong is really handsome, like a big girl." With a mouthful of old blood, this also started to break out in me.
I walked in with my arms around her, and at the same time, I had to endure all kinds of molestation by this woman who seemed to be 30 years old.
"Hey sister, don't touch me, I want to be shy." I blocked her extremely flexible paws, and I had the urge to change.
"That's embarrassing. Could it be that this is the first time for the young lady to go to this flower street and willow alley?" She had a fake and surprised look in her eyes, and for a moment she smiled coquettishly and leaned next to my ear and whispered: "My family is the most happy You are like this, I will come to the room in a while, and I will teach you and enlighten you. Tsk, I can’t help it, if you don’t believe me, you can touch it..." She took my hand and put it on her chest , the soft, hot, round ones can clearly touch the bumps, my fucking cup is bigger than me!One is aggrieved and the other is working hard...
"Small rogue/rascal, hum." She shrugged and pushed me down on the chair in the lobby, and took advantage of the opportunity to sit on my legs that could not withstand much pressure: "Did you feel anything?"
I nodded, then shook my head, confused.I touched my boobs, but what she wants me to say is not boobs!
"Xiao Xianggong, you are really, you haven't touched the heartbeat of my family, is it beating so fast?"
No... I want to say it, but I really don't have the courage.
The stone sitting next to me and the woman in purple also mingled together, you touched me, I touched yours, and cast ambiguous glances at me from time to time, it was just perverted.I looked around again, and it was full of drunken and dazed people, most of them were tired of death, all of them were dressed like dogs, but they were all in a hurry, and several old men had already stretched out their hands. Going into the girl's clothes, it made the girl blush and pant, but she still seemed to be moaning/groaning that she was not satisfied.
It seems that the kiln is indeed not a good place, and you must never come here again in the future.
The boy served the food and wine, the wine was ordinary rice wine, not much better than that used for cooking, and the food was just some snacks such as edamame and peanuts, which didn't look worth much.Maybe it’s a standard configuration for prostitutes, if you want to order it yourself, add money.
Stone stopped the boy, threw a piece of silver, and added half a catty of beef and a roast chicken.I rolled my eyes, thinking that this kid had left his stomach in the inn, and was just waiting for the supper in the kiln, so much thought.
I fed a piece of beef to the eldest sister on my leg, so that she would not have to touch me all the time when she was free.
"Let me tell you, my lord, there will be competition wine in today's competition." She snatched the wine glass from my hand and put it back on the table, and said: "This wine is very bad, and you will get drunk. You don't drink it now, why don't you drink it now?" Eat more vegetables. Come, I will feed you." She said with a piece of beef in her mouth, bent down to feed me mouth to mouth? ? ? ...
Am I going to scare my father to death by this!I quickly turned my face away, grabbed a roasted chicken leg and stuffed it into my mouth: "Hehe sister, I prefer chicken."
I continued to chat with them, and found out that the eldest sister in my arms was called Hongming, and the one in Shitou’s arms was called Jiang’er. When I asked them their ages, they laughed and said that they were eighteen years old, but they didn’t know how old they were. Eighteen years ago.
Not long after, a few servants came out with candles and lit the candlesticks and lamps everywhere. The lobby, which was supposed to use dim tones to seek a different kind of extravagant atmosphere, instantly lit up quite a bit.
Jiang'er said: "The show is about to begin."
But when the music started, the silk and bamboo orchestras on both sides played hard. Seven women in green dance clothes danced on the stage to the music. Fortunately, because they were not high-ranking officials, they sat far away, otherwise they had to watch blind my eyes...
After a dance, the seven green-clothed women retreated in a row, causing the spectators in the audience to drool all over the floor.Then, a man in his thirties who could be said to be not bad in appearance walked up.Hongming told me that this handsome man is called Li Santan, he is the leader of the tortoise in the building, and his mother is a good friend, no one dares to offend him.I secretly imagined that the procuress here must have had an extremely gaudy appearance. When I was young, I couldn’t marry a wealthy family and be a concubine to fill in the house. When I was old, I used money and a good position to hook such a young and handsome turtle. The minister under her skirt is really unreliable.
"Guest officers, tonight is the opening/budding banquet once a month. We have prepared three beautiful girls for you. They will definitely meet your wishes. Please join us. Next, let's bring our little peach blossoms Come out." Mr. Turtle wasn't too wordy on stage, he got straight to the point, probably knowing that these customers didn't have much interest in him.
The young girl named Xiao Taohua was dressed in pink, and came on stage on the back of a little tortoise. Her immature face was dyed with gorgeous makeup, and her softness and frailty made people feel very tempted.Well, I guess men think so.She opened her mouth and sang a song, which was mellow and pleasant to listen to, but it was a pity that it was all pornographic songs, wasting this good voice.The tortoise leader named Li Santan came up to host the auction again, starting at 12 taels of silver, 13 taels, 15 taels, 50 taels... The price soared all the way, and finally [-] taels was given to a man who talked nonsense and dressed well A rich young master with five people and six people.
Well, it's better than the old man Kami Yagami, although it's essentially the same disgusting.
Songs and dances and opening/buds are performed in turn. After the three young children have determined their worth, the wine has passed three rounds.What follows is the performance of the oiran lady and the activity of whoring for nothing if you win after drinking?I'm a little curious.
The handsome tortoise was sold out and the girl was honorably laid off, and a pretty girl came up instead.The corners of the woman's eyes are full of charm, and a silk flower is inserted obliquely in the complicated hair bun. It is a coquettish azalea, and her face looks like a 28/nine-year-old girl. Plums are generally mouth-watering.
"Who is this? Lady Huakui?" I asked Jiang'er, only to see that kid Shitou's eyelids twitch, so weird.
Jiang'er glanced at the woman on the stage, raised her eyebrows and turned to me and said, "I don't think you know, but this is our mother."
"Your mother is so beautiful?" I sighed with interrogative sentences.
"I hate it, isn't my slave beautiful?" Hong Ming on her lap began to complain narcissistically. It's not that I look down on her, but the fact is that, in terms of beauty, this eldest sister is far worse than the one on the stage.
"Of course it's my sister, you look good!" I replied as a matter of course, and she pinched my face in satisfaction: "Dead face, your mouth is so sweet."
"Then tell me, what's your mother's name?" I'm always curious about beauties, maybe it's an occupational disease in my previous life, I want to match a beautiful person with a suitable hairstyle so that she can show her beauty to the fullest.But now, I really want to remove the complicated bun of the woman standing on the stage and preside over the overall situation, and replace it with a full-looking one, so that she can be more enchanting.
"Our mother, her name is Liu Yunqian." Hong Ming flicked the handkerchief in her hand and spoke out of boredom, then suddenly pointed to another woman who was on the stage at Fang Fang and said, "Look! That's the lady from our building, Mo Yu'er, little Xianggong is very lucky, today she is playing the harp."
"Konghou?" I watched the old bustard named Liu Yunqian give up the stage to the oiran named Mo Yuer, and I saw the oiran kneeling beside a huge phoenix-headed konghou, waving her bare hands, creating a series of beautiful ripples. The sound of the music poured out, as if it could capture people's hearts and souls.
"You don't know that the oiran in our building has the ability to hook a man's heart with a harp. As long as the deaf see it and the blind listen, no one can escape if there is lust."
I look at the woman playing the quiet sonata on the stage and the obsessed man off the stage...
Why is it like being possessed by an evil spirit?
☆, 17 match wine
That Huakui lady, Mo Yu'er, played Chaoyang Tune, which had captured the minds of dozens of stinky men in the hall, and all of them showed signs of dementia, not even the stinky boy Shitou beside me. exception.In this regard, the girl expressed quite dislike.
After playing, Mo Yuer got up from the phoenix-headed harp and stood alone, with a slight smile on her porcelain-white face, beautiful as she was, but it seemed to be a mockery, which gave me an indescribable feeling. wonderful.I held the clothes on my chest and had to beat my chest with emotion. Is this jealousy?I, who is not talented, have tried beauty for two lifetimes, so I would feel jealous of a beautiful person?This oiran lady must be the love rival of women all over the world.
After the two tortoises took down the harp, I saw that beautiful bustard come up again, bowed to the guest Yingying, and pretended to be gentle: "Guests, please reward me." Xu is such a rule, speaking In the meantime, there were already young servants shuttled around the arena with a large carved copper plate, ranging from five or two taels to as many as one hundred and two hundred, and each of them threw silver bills into the copper plate like splashing water, vying to be the first.I think it's time for me to hate the rich. What I earn when I enter the bandit village is a monthly salary of four taels of silver, which is not enough to reward others.
Shi Shi also started to take money out of his pocket, and every time he took out it was 30 taels, without any hesitation, he threw it very generously into the big copper plate that sucked gold and silver, it seemed that he was really greedy in his daily life.
"Xiao Xianggong is really different from them, and he is unmoved." Hong Ming put his hand on my chest and smiled meaningfully, but I felt that the whole person was not well... Fuck!It turns out that you already knew, big sister! !Why are you still teasing me! ! !Hurry up and let go! ! ! !
The blue-clothed servant who collected the money circled around the field, pouring it all out, and Mo Yu'er still had a faint smile on his lips, unmoved.She made a salute, touched the ground with her long loose hair, and then left lightly, causing all the perverts present to sigh long and hard, just not regretting the money she spilled.Hey, why bother?You give people so much money, at best they just take a second look at your... money.
Then there was another warm-up song and dance. At first, everyone was distracted by Mo Yuer's exit, but after a while, they were attracted back to their souls by the girl on the stage who was showing her thighs and bellybands all the time.
"Hehehe, the music is good, the dance is good, the people are good." The beautiful old bustard got on the stage and said to everyone: "Today's last good show, all guest officials, you must not miss it. Come!" She clapped her hands, and a servant carried her A large mahogany table nearly three meters long was put on the table, and ten large wine jars and a whole row of sea bowls were dropped down with a bang bang bang bang, it seemed that this battle was intended to force people to death.
"The last program is the wine competition. As you can see, there are ten altars of the best Xiaoyao brew on the table. The contestants are in groups of two, and each group can participate by paying five taels of bet. The first to drink Whoever makes the whole jar is considered a winner. The winner will not only get all the betting money, but also be exempted from all consumption in the building today, except for the oiran and my mother, the girl can choose whatever she wants."
As soon as the old bustard finished speaking, some people were tempted by this good deed to volunteer, but some people carried the girl back to their room, probably not caring about such a small amount of money.Shi Shi also stood up, looking extremely heroic, his small eyes gleamed with the light of what must be won, this energy is simply puzzling.He pulled me up, avoided Jiang'er and Hongming's eyes, and walked aside: "Sister Panniang, can you drink?"
I shook my head: "With my drinking capacity, I will get drunk after two bowls."
Shitou frowned, and began to calculate: "A jar of wine is only ten bowls. I'll drink eight bowls later, and you drink two bowls. It's just right! Well! Let's do it like this. Take five taels of silver."
"Huh?" I looked at him who was talking to himself suspiciously: "Where's your money?"
"I still have three or two taels left on me. I must have been crazy just now. I gave it to the oiran lady. If I don't win it back now, I won't be able to spend the night today." He said a little awkwardly, but I still wanted to be flat he.
"If you don't stay overnight, don't stay overnight. Let's go after eating..." I rolled my eyes, I was going to leave anyway.
"Don't, I just boasted that I wanted that Jiang'er to stay with me at night, and now I say go, where will I put my face?" Shitou was in a hurry, he spread his hands to persuade me, and he didn't hesitate to throw it away. Ju Li: "Anyway, let's just fight once, how about this, if you win, the bet will belong to you, there is 50 taels. If you lose, we still have eight taels of silver on us, the two women's drinking money is just right, Pay the bill and go back to the inn, but I haven’t been here today. How is it?”
His conditions are indeed very convincing, two bowls of good wine, or earning him a small fortune of 50 taels, or returning to the nest to sleep without any loss, no matter how you look at it, you will not suffer.
"Okay then, work harder."
After the decision was made, we paid the bet and went to the stage to compete, ahem, so that we could take a closer look at that charming and beautiful old bustard Liu Yunqian.There were 20 people crowded on the stage, big and fat, small and thin, old and young, all kinds of people, all gathered around the long table, staring at the wine jar, wishing to put a funnel on their mouths and pour down their throats .Shitou and I were able to squeeze into the last group after discussing for a while, standing on the far side, but the closest to Liu Yunqian.Liu Yun's charming eyes with a slight smile swept over us without stopping at any place, and then she winked at the boys, signaling them to come over and pour the wine into the sea bowls.
Sure enough, as expected by the stone, ten bowls, no more, no less, just right.
I stared at the two huge sea bowls in front of me, and it was my job to drink them and leave the rest to the stones.
The beautiful bustard gave an order, and the crowd began to drink amidst the applause from the spectators.Stone has already buried his head in the bowl desperately, with a lot of momentum.I can't hold back either, I raised the sea bowl...Damn it!What a spicy wine! ! !I swallowed this baijiu called Xiaoyao brewed in too much haste, and I hardly had the time or energy to savor the aroma of the wine. All I knew was that the wine was so spicy that my nose burned, my throat burned, and my stomach started to overwhelm. It should be at least 4o degrees! ! !How did the bastard make it for them? It's unscientific to have such a high concentration of liquor! ?Oh, by the way, ever since I knew about the existence of Chang Wenxia, this world has been out of my limited cognition.
I go! !Only one bowl! ! !After just one bowl, I was already a little shaky and my vision was blurred, even though my mind was still clear.I picked up another bowl, and didn't even have time to pay attention to the progress of others. Enduring the smell of alcohol that would make me vomit for a while, I continued to pour it into my mouth mechanically. My tongue and throat were already numb, but my stomach moved more violently. I've never found drinking to be such a painful thing.I drank half a bowl and had to stop. My face became hot and my heart began to beat at an abnormal speed. I tried to hold up my eyelids, which was a sign of my body's resistance to alcohol.
Stone has already drank three bowls and is struggling for the fourth bowl. The person on his left drank two bowls, and the person on the left also drank two bowls, and the left... and the left I can't see clearly.I wiped my mouth, picked up the bowl and continued to pour, always feeling like I was being cheated.Close your eyes and gurgling, wine is no longer wine, it is a tribulation, a hurdle, you must overcome it and step over it to get relief.
Finally, with the last drop of bitter water in my stomach, I almost collapsed to the ground.It's just that this inevitably makes people laugh. After all, I'm pretending to be a bloody man in their eyes. It's too useless to spread two bowls of liquor into a corpse.I barely supported the table, just waiting for the stone to finish his eight bowls, and the sound of broken porcelain kept coming from my ears, thinking it was because of the strength of the wine, one bowl was done and another bowl was smashed.
Shitou drank six bowls in a row, the bitterness on his face could be seen by an idiot, his face was flushed with blood, and the veins in his neck were bulging, but the speed slowed down, even if this kid encountered 4% liquor, he would not be able to hold it.
"Stone, hurry up! There are two more bowls!" I encouraged him weakly, and he looked at me in the blink of an eye. His eyes were full of water vapor and bloodshot. He was obviously drunk, but he didn't know how drunk he was.He held up the seventh bowl with trembling hands, cursed "Fuck him!", and started to drink again.I watched his Adam's apple keep rolling up and down, and heard the sound of banging bowls around me, but no one shouted to finish drinking, and I felt even more nervous.
"Boom!" He put down the bowl and slammed it on the table, and then... unexpectedly... passed out! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Falk! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
"Oh!~Another one!~" There was a gloating applause from the audience, which made people's teeth itch.I one
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