[Attack on Titan] Attack on the World 365 Days Tour

"Brother Mei, let's break up."

My girlfriend resolutely let go of my hands.

"Uh, no...you're kidding..."

"I'm not joking, I'm serious."

She turned around, her tone was never firmer than before, I knew I was going to die...

"Why?"

"I think we are not people from the same world after all."

Oh, I'm a Martian? !

"But……"

"Goodbye."

……

The girlfriend I was with for three months finally broke up with me.

"Author, you are simply insane! You will start tormenting as soon as you come!"

Sitting on a park bench, I silently lit a cigarette.The smell of tobacco was a bit pungent, enough to cover up the scent of the woman's perfume blown away by the wind.

Brother Mei...it's all over.

I exhale a smoke ring and laugh at myself nasally.

A few days ago, I did see that woman get into another man's car, the extended version of Lincoln.

I just didn't expect things to come so fast.

"What a painful realization! He is a local tyrant, so I'll hang on..."

When I lamented the cruelty of this society, my phone suddenly vibrated in my pocket.I put out my cigarette and took it out impatiently.

Could it be that bitch has changed her mind?Shit, even if she kneels and hugs my thigh, I won't forgive her!real!

The reality proved that I was thinking too much, and the big characters of "sister" calling were displayed on the screen.

What is that ancestor? !

"Conscience..." I tried to relax my tone as much as possible.

"No morals, you go home quickly! I didn't bring the key!"

……

Don't ask why my sister called me immoral, it's all due to my name - Mei Jiecao.

Ah, because my father's surname is Mei and my mother's surname is Cao. The two married and gave birth to me, so my grandfather named me Meijiecao.What a romantic name, but it turned out to be "unscrupulous" as soon as it was read.

"No morals! Speed ​​up!"

……

"You will die if you call me brother!"

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When I hurried home, I looked at my sister dressed in hatsune and standing at the door of the house with black lines all over my face, impatiently shaking a handful of scallions in her hand.

"Damn! You're going to the vegetable market in this suit?!"

She rolled her eyes at me: "What vegetable market? Today's manga exhibition, I cosplay Hatsune's, and the scallions are just props." After that, she followed my gesture of opening the door and went home.

"Mei Liangxin, you really don't have a conscience! This name is really amazing!"

I looked around the room full of anime, and I felt like crying, who the hell is this? !

Because my parents were busy with business, they handed over my younger sister, who was ten years younger than me, to me for a year.I am 25 years old and graduated from the German Department of C University. I am currently working as a subtitle translator for German films, referred to as Subtitler for short.My first income was used by this little bastard to buy peripherals. My friends say you are a sister-in-law!Pooh, it's obviously that little girl accusing me of... RMB!

"I won't give you any money this month! You just know how to squander brother's RMB to fix these tricks!"

"Don't be so ugly, this is my hobby!"

Your hobbies are expensive. Do you make them? !

"Who cares about you! All you spend is brother's wife money!"

"Oh? Didn't my wife run away?"

Damn it, which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted!

"Hey, how do you know?"

"Because your face is full of broken love, broken love, broken love..."

"..."

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After lunch, I accompanied my sister to watch anime in my room.

The title of the film is "Attack on Titan". The style of painting and the plot are not bad, but the picture is a little bloody, and it throws its head and blood at every turn. I ask my conscience if you, a little girl, can stand watching this kind of film, and she waved her hand disdainfully. Have you forgotten, I have already dissected frogs, sparrows, mice, spiders, mantises, earthworms, cockroaches, tadpoles, caterpillars, silkworms...

"..."

Yes, I forgot that this pervert killed a pig...

"No morals, I suddenly discovered that you and Allen look alike..."

"What nonsense! It's not in the same dimension!"

I ignored her and continued to recall the scene of killing pigs.

"Ah! It's the captain! Look!"

I was pulled out of horrific memories by my sister's screams.

"Huh? What captain?" I stared at the screen intently.

"That's him! The one flying around!"

I took a closer look, and found a man with split head and dead fish eyes was shaving the backs of the behemoths in a handsome posture.

"Ah! Ah! Ah!  …"

Every time the soldier called the commander slashed, my sister screamed.

"Psychopathy, it seems like you were the one who was chopped off..."

"Don't make noise!" She raised her hand and pointed it at the back of my neck. "Or cut the back of your neck!"

WTF!

I really wanted to complain about her stupid behavior, but when I saw a fruit knife next to the computer desk, I chose to remain silent...

"Damn! Good posture!!"

"Simply handsome!"

"Oh! The soldier's god!"

A certain person was in full nympho mode, I couldn't stay any longer, so I got up and went to the kitchen to have a cup of tea to calm down.

"Hey, no morals, you said I will be the cos captain next time at the comic exhibition, okay?"

"Damn, with your small body..."

"What! The commander is obviously as tall as me! Official data!"

1.6 meters? !

The good tea that had just been taken in came out all of a sudden.

"Hey, he's obviously a good guy...it's a pity for his height..."

"If you have no morals, you will die!"

Accidentally insulting her male god, that girl's nervous system will develop again.But I am not in the mood to deal with Brother Mei who is still immersed in the broken relationship.

"Okay, anyway, the girls are gone too, so I'll buy you a cosplay suit with my next month's salary..."

"Long live brother!!" She is only willing to call me brother at this time... White-eyed wolf!

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I suddenly remembered that my friend asked me to go on a trip together in the afternoon. I wanted to refuse, but I thought about it. I had just lost my relationship, and it would be nice to go out with my friends to relax, so I took out my wallet and took 200 yuan to my conscience:

"You can take care of the food for these two days by yourself, brother wants to go out to relax."

"Oh my God, how can you abandon me?!" She took away the 200 yuan from my hand with lightning speed, then grabbed my cuff and began to cheat.

"Damn it! You're such an adult, don't you want me to hire you a nanny!"

"Of course not!"

"Then it's decided! Let go!"

"Another two hundred!"

"..."

Having lost 400 yuan in an instant, I packed my luggage with a little worry, and just wanted to say goodbye to my conscience, but found that girl jumped out of the window.

"Hey----!"

"Don't worry if you don't have morals, I'll go to the club, and I will go home obediently at night!"

"How many times have I told you to go out through the gate!"

I helped the forehead, in fact, I am very glad that this is the first floor...

"However, the weather seems a bit bad..."

The blue sky above the head was covered by dark clouds at some point, and the surroundings began to darken, like the ink that a painter accidentally spilled on the rice paper was gradually rendered in dark and cool tones.

There's a...not a good feeling.

I hope it doesn't rain before the conscience rushes to the club.

Just as I was about to call my friend, the other party already called: "Brother Mei, it looks like there will be a shower today, and it will take more than 20 minutes for the rain to stop. Let's meet at the station at 02:30."

"Oh, that's it, that's good, I'll wait at home."

"Everything is ready, I know you have a bad memory."

"Don't worry, the things are in the people, and the bags can't be separated from the body!"

"Okay, see you later."

After hanging up the phone, I glanced at the computer in the room which was still on, and thought that 10 minutes would be enough for me to masturbate!

So I rushed to the computer and opened the folder to look for my sluts without even taking off my travel bag.

"Huh? It's strange, it's obviously on the D disk!"

After being stunned for 2 minutes, I suddenly realized that the girl with conscience must have been unloaded!

If it didn't come naturally, when I opened an untitled document on the D drive, I became more sure of my thoughts. The content of the document was: a small masturbation is pleasant, a big masturbation hurts the body, and a strong masturbation is wiped out!

"This little thing..."

There are only 10 minutes left, and it may be too late to download again.

I turned off the document with a headache, and suddenly found that the desktop that was originally Teacher Cang was replaced by the captain's by my sister, and the "Soldier Commander God" was printed on a few aunt-colored block letters in a very unorthodox manner, and enlarged, tilted, Underline.

"Even the font reveals the breath of a primary school student."

I felt uncomfortable with the dog's eyes, so I wanted to change the desktop silently, but when I opened the folder, I found that all the wallpapers I had right-clicked were deleted by my sister and replaced by the captain's...

"Fuck! Give me back, Teacher Cang!"

"Look how obsessed you are with my sister!"

I glared at the dead fish eyes on the screen, and the man had a disdainful expression on his face as if he was mocking me.

I frowned, immediately opened the drawer, took out a mirror and looked at it.

"Well, thick eyebrows and big eyes, three-dimensional facial features, sharp edges and corners..."

I made all kinds of ecstatic expressions in front of the mirror: "Brother Mei is not worse than you, is he?" After finishing speaking, he glanced at the screen, and the man still had a disdainful face.

Suddenly I feel like I'm brain-dead, what's the deal with the desktop when I'm fine? !

"Forget it, download everything again!"

When I deleted the wallpapers one by one for the reason of occupying memory, I suddenly found that one of the soldiers who was similar to the official picture style was making an invitation gesture, and there was a row of eye-catching aunts in the lower left corner of the picture. arts.

"Never hit the Enter key, or you'll regret it!"

I translated word by word, but my hand slowly slipped to the position of the enter key.

"This is to scare the children!"

With an indifferent mentality, I pressed the enter key...

The author has something to say:

This is the first time to write an original male lead, Xiaoyu needs your support!