King's Landing [Rebirth]
Chapter 35
Sima Rong tried on two skirts under the astonished eyes of the shopkeeper and the shop assistants, and looked down at his own chest with a pensive face. Finally, he chose the one that fit better, and then calmly changed it under a few unexplained glances. Putting back her long gown, she smiled slightly at the clerk: "My sister is about the same size as my lower body."
"Oh——" the shopkeeper and the waiter suddenly realized, and those weird eyes instantly returned to normal, "So that's how it is!"
Sima Rong originally wanted to change into a dress in the shop and go directly to Yongkang Prince's Mansion, but considering that his chest was still short of flesh, he had no choice but to wrap up all the inner and outer clothes he had bought and hurried back to the post house.
Going there, I asked the cook for two pieces of steamed buns, wrapped them with a white cloth and tied them around my chest, raised my hand to straighten the two sides, and then changed the clothes layer by layer. Fortunately, an old woman in the shop taught me carefully I read it again, otherwise I really don't know how to play with those silk belts on my waist and arms.
The clothes were changed, but there was still hair for him to worry about. Sima Rong took off the ebony hairpin and put it on the desk, sighed, let alone not having any women's hair accessories on hand, even if he had, he would not use it. After looking around the room, he pulled a ribbon and tied a black silk behind his head.
When you're done, Sima Rong brushes off his sleeves habitually, opens the door and goes out, just as he closes the door, he hears an angry reprimand from the side: "Who are you?!"
The voice was quite charming and familiar, Sima Rong suddenly felt dizzy, turned around, and said calmly, "It's me."
"Ah!" Wang Yunzhi's eyes widened, he stared at him as if he had seen a ghost, then looked him up and down, and finally burst out laughing, "Hahahaha! I'm still guessing, what happened? Female thief, brother Yan Qing has secretly hidden a friend! Why are you disguised as a woman?"
Sima Rong was silent for a moment, thinking, "A man can bend and stretch", seeing her holding her belly and laughing so hard, and the two attendants and a maid who followed behind her were also holding back their smiles and turning away their faces, it was still a bit embarrassing after all, He ignored it, turned around and left.
"Hey hey!" Wang Yunzhi rushed to the front and raised his hand to stop him, curiously said, "Didn't you go to Yongkang Palace with your cousin? Why did you come back suddenly? What are you doing in a skirt?"
Sima Rong has long been used to talking nonsense, so he said without changing his face: "The Prime Minister ordered it."
"Oh..." Wang Yunzhi nodded, not doubting him, and smiled at him again, "You look neither male nor female, you are so yin and yang, so ugly!"
Sima Rong was stunned, and looked down at himself: "Really?"
"Of course!" Wang Yunzhi raised his chin slightly, stretched out his hand and pointed at him up and down, "The body is a girl's body, and the face is a man's face. She walks as broad as the wind, and speaks like a ghost!"
Sima Rong: "..."
Wang Yunzhi made an exaggerated grimace at him as he spoke, and shouted: "A monster!"
Sima Rong: "..."
After Wang Yunzhi's teasing was over, he pushed his door open with a smile, dragged him in, and then shouted outside, "Xiaochan, come here!"
Sima Rong said with a cold face, "The prime minister is still waiting for me to go there, there is no delay." Then he wanted to go out.
"Hey!" Wang Yunzhi hurriedly dragged him back, "It won't take long, I'll ask Xiaochan to comb your hair!"
Sima Rong thought for a while, he was indeed not a man or a woman, so if he went to the gate of the palace like this, he might not be able to get in, so he sat down patiently.
Xiaochan was used to serving Wang Yunzhi on weekdays, and her hands and feet were extremely nimble. She quickly combed his girl's hair in a bun, adorned with one or two hair accessories, and went around to put powder on his face.
Sima Rong couldn't bear it anymore, frowned and wanted to get up, but was immediately held down by Wang Yunzhi, feeling displeased, and couldn't help but glance at her coldly, but thinking that she was still young and not easy to get angry with him, he had to endure it Take a deep breath.
Wang Yunzhi smiled and said: "How can I do without powder? You are still a man from the front, and you are not charming enough, how can you seduce King Yongkang?" Then he motioned to Xiaochan to let her continue.
Sima Rong's face darkened suddenly: "Who said I was going to seduce King Yongkang?"
Wang Yunzhi shook his head and said, "King Yongkang is famous for his wine and lust. My cousin asked you to dress up as a woman. What else could it be if it wasn't to seduce him?"
Sima Rong: "..."
Wang Yunzhi smiled and watched Xiao Chan apply a little powder on him, and then a little bit of eyebrows and lips. Seeing that the makeup on his face was light and natural, and the cold and hard lines were softened, he was finally satisfied.
Sima Rong thanked him, got up and wanted to leave.
Wang Yunzhi stopped in front of him again, took two steps lightly and nimbly with his skirt, the silk ribbon hanging on the skirt danced lightly, then turned to look at him, and asked crisply: "Have you learned it?" ?”
The corner of Sima Rong's mouth twitched, and he strode away with a sullen face. When he went downstairs, he heard a mournful sigh behind him.
Hurrying to the Yongkang Palace, the road did not attract many people's attention. I must have looked like a woman in all directions except for the wind under my feet. When I was not far from the entrance of the Palace, Sima Rong stopped and walked steadily. He walked over slowly and didn't speak when he got to the front, just stood upright, slightly raised his head and looked into the door.
The guards at the door looked at him in amazement at first. It can be seen that he stood there for a long time and couldn't help but look at each other with inexplicable faces. One of them couldn't help shouting at him: "Who are you? What are you doing standing here?"
Sima Rong glanced at him indifferently, but continued to look inside without answering.
The Yongkang Palace treated strange men and women very differently. The guard was not annoyed when he saw that he did not answer, but was a little puzzled. Thinking that there were several guests in the mansion, this woman could not be looking for someone, right?
The guard spoke again: "Who is this girl looking for?"
Sima Rong nodded, waved his hand again, broke off a branch and wrote two large characters on the ground: Prime Minister.
The guards felt sorry for him when they saw that he was dumb, and soon one of them went in to report.
Sima Rong laughed secretly in his heart, the difference between before and after is so big, King Yongkang can really pretend.
At this time, there are singing and dancing in the palace, Wang Shuzhi is drinking, the chairman is sitting on the king of Yongkang, and sitting on the bottom is Xie Zhuo, Xie Zhuo's visit made him slightly surprised, but today is drinking and talking about love and romance, so there is no need to think about it for the time being .
The three of them talked and laughed happily, and all of them were accompanied by beauties.The difference is that the king of Yongkang is very unrestrained; although Xie Zhuo is refined and elegant, he is also a gentleman; Wang Shuzhi originally planned to put on a wild and unrestrained appearance, but he was always thinking about Sima Rong in his heart, so he only cared about drinking and talking and laughing. He left the woman aside.
King Yongkang glanced over with his drunken eyes, and seemed a little dissatisfied. At this moment, he was surprised to hear something whispered by his servants, and couldn't help laughing: "I have heard that the prime minister is elegant, and when I saw it today, I almost thought it was a misinformation. Really, quickly bring people in."
Wang Shuzhi was surprised and said with a smile, "I don't know why the king of Yongkang made such a statement?"
The king of Yongkang laughed loudly: "The prime minister incurred romantic debts, but I forgot about it completely. Now people are almost standing at the door like a watchman. This king is so pity!"
Wang Shuzhi's heart skipped a beat when he heard this, thinking, could it be that his cousin was messing around and came here?Immediately, he became angry, and was about to get up and go out to drive her back, when he saw a woman in red followed the servants across the threshold, stepping forward gracefully.
The woman lowered her head, couldn't see her face clearly, she couldn't walk gracefully, and her figure was relatively tall. Naturally, she couldn't be her cousin. Wang Shuzhi was secretly relieved, but stared at her involuntarily, feeling a little strange in his heart. feeling.
Sima Rong passed him without looking sideways, and was about to bow his hands when he suddenly remembered his own appearance, and hurriedly saluted, raised his head to look at King Yongkang, but didn't speak, pointed at himself, and waved his hands again, although his expression was indifferent , but in the eyes of others, it is a distinctive charm.
King Yongkang was stunned for a while, then smiled and said, "Go and sit next to the prime minister. Alas... I didn't expect to be a dumb girl, but it's a pity that she has such a good looks. Could it be that the prime minister despises her because of it?"
Wang Shuzhi raised his eyebrows slightly, and turned his mind, but he didn't know which song Yongkang Wang was singing.
Sima Rong saluted to express his gratitude, then turned to look at Wang Shuzhi indifferently.
Wang Shuzhi stared straight at his eyes, with an unbelievable expression on his face, and even gasped because he was overly surprised. He almost dropped the wine jug in his hand, so far from being elegant.
Sima Rong had never seen him lose his composure like this before, suddenly felt it was funny, and approached step by step with a suppressed smile, saw the woman sitting on his left, so he took a seat on his right.
The woman's mind was always on Wang Shuzhi, and she only thought of Sima Rong as a follower, so she never paid attention to him, and now she couldn't recognize him at all, she looked at him with jealousy, and she couldn't help but move closer to Wang Shuzhi.
King Yongkang laughed loudly: "The prime minister hugs left and right, envious of others!"
Wang Shuzhi was in a daze, his eyes were locked on Sima Rong's face, when he got close to him, he couldn't help leaning over to look carefully, and asked in a low voice, "Why are you here?"
Sima Rong looked sideways, pursed his lips, and signaled that he was dumb.
Wang Shuzhi raised his eyes to look at the bun on his head, then lowered his eyes to look at the dress on his body, his eyes fell on his puffed chest, he paused, his expression suddenly became strange, he couldn't hold back the sound of "poof", and looked up. She embraced him with her sleeves, hugged him with a muffled laugh, and finally laughed out loud again, tears almost came out of her eyes.
Sima Rong's complexion suddenly became very ugly.
King Yongkang asked in surprise, "What's the matter, Prime Minister?"
Wang Shuzhi held Sima Rong in his arms and never let go. He tightened his hand and forced him to lean on his chest. He almost laughed again when he saw his bun waving in front of his eyes. Xiaguan is ruthless and ungrateful, Xiaguan thinks about Qingqing day and night..."
When Sima Rong heard the word "Qingqing", he shook violently, the hairs all over his body stood on end.
Wang Shuzhi sighed, and then said: "However, Qingqing is hot and cold towards Xiaguan, Xiaguan thought that he had no weight in his heart, and was very disappointed in his heart, but he didn't expect that he would take the initiative to find him today. ...is really ecstatic!"
King Yongkang laughed loudly when he heard this: "I never thought that this king will make a good story today!"
Wang Shuzhi smiled lightly, turned his head and pressed his lips to Sima Rong's ear, his voice was hoarse: "You go and come back again, and you pretend to be like this, but because you are jealous?"
Sima Rong glanced at King Yongkang, and suddenly regretted that he had pretended to be dumb.
Wang Shuzhi guessed what he was thinking, and said with a low laugh, "You don't have to be serious in front of King Yongkang." Before he could react, he hugged him tightly and leaned over to kiss him on the lips.
"Oh——" the shopkeeper and the waiter suddenly realized, and those weird eyes instantly returned to normal, "So that's how it is!"
Sima Rong originally wanted to change into a dress in the shop and go directly to Yongkang Prince's Mansion, but considering that his chest was still short of flesh, he had no choice but to wrap up all the inner and outer clothes he had bought and hurried back to the post house.
Going there, I asked the cook for two pieces of steamed buns, wrapped them with a white cloth and tied them around my chest, raised my hand to straighten the two sides, and then changed the clothes layer by layer. Fortunately, an old woman in the shop taught me carefully I read it again, otherwise I really don't know how to play with those silk belts on my waist and arms.
The clothes were changed, but there was still hair for him to worry about. Sima Rong took off the ebony hairpin and put it on the desk, sighed, let alone not having any women's hair accessories on hand, even if he had, he would not use it. After looking around the room, he pulled a ribbon and tied a black silk behind his head.
When you're done, Sima Rong brushes off his sleeves habitually, opens the door and goes out, just as he closes the door, he hears an angry reprimand from the side: "Who are you?!"
The voice was quite charming and familiar, Sima Rong suddenly felt dizzy, turned around, and said calmly, "It's me."
"Ah!" Wang Yunzhi's eyes widened, he stared at him as if he had seen a ghost, then looked him up and down, and finally burst out laughing, "Hahahaha! I'm still guessing, what happened? Female thief, brother Yan Qing has secretly hidden a friend! Why are you disguised as a woman?"
Sima Rong was silent for a moment, thinking, "A man can bend and stretch", seeing her holding her belly and laughing so hard, and the two attendants and a maid who followed behind her were also holding back their smiles and turning away their faces, it was still a bit embarrassing after all, He ignored it, turned around and left.
"Hey hey!" Wang Yunzhi rushed to the front and raised his hand to stop him, curiously said, "Didn't you go to Yongkang Palace with your cousin? Why did you come back suddenly? What are you doing in a skirt?"
Sima Rong has long been used to talking nonsense, so he said without changing his face: "The Prime Minister ordered it."
"Oh..." Wang Yunzhi nodded, not doubting him, and smiled at him again, "You look neither male nor female, you are so yin and yang, so ugly!"
Sima Rong was stunned, and looked down at himself: "Really?"
"Of course!" Wang Yunzhi raised his chin slightly, stretched out his hand and pointed at him up and down, "The body is a girl's body, and the face is a man's face. She walks as broad as the wind, and speaks like a ghost!"
Sima Rong: "..."
Wang Yunzhi made an exaggerated grimace at him as he spoke, and shouted: "A monster!"
Sima Rong: "..."
After Wang Yunzhi's teasing was over, he pushed his door open with a smile, dragged him in, and then shouted outside, "Xiaochan, come here!"
Sima Rong said with a cold face, "The prime minister is still waiting for me to go there, there is no delay." Then he wanted to go out.
"Hey!" Wang Yunzhi hurriedly dragged him back, "It won't take long, I'll ask Xiaochan to comb your hair!"
Sima Rong thought for a while, he was indeed not a man or a woman, so if he went to the gate of the palace like this, he might not be able to get in, so he sat down patiently.
Xiaochan was used to serving Wang Yunzhi on weekdays, and her hands and feet were extremely nimble. She quickly combed his girl's hair in a bun, adorned with one or two hair accessories, and went around to put powder on his face.
Sima Rong couldn't bear it anymore, frowned and wanted to get up, but was immediately held down by Wang Yunzhi, feeling displeased, and couldn't help but glance at her coldly, but thinking that she was still young and not easy to get angry with him, he had to endure it Take a deep breath.
Wang Yunzhi smiled and said: "How can I do without powder? You are still a man from the front, and you are not charming enough, how can you seduce King Yongkang?" Then he motioned to Xiaochan to let her continue.
Sima Rong's face darkened suddenly: "Who said I was going to seduce King Yongkang?"
Wang Yunzhi shook his head and said, "King Yongkang is famous for his wine and lust. My cousin asked you to dress up as a woman. What else could it be if it wasn't to seduce him?"
Sima Rong: "..."
Wang Yunzhi smiled and watched Xiao Chan apply a little powder on him, and then a little bit of eyebrows and lips. Seeing that the makeup on his face was light and natural, and the cold and hard lines were softened, he was finally satisfied.
Sima Rong thanked him, got up and wanted to leave.
Wang Yunzhi stopped in front of him again, took two steps lightly and nimbly with his skirt, the silk ribbon hanging on the skirt danced lightly, then turned to look at him, and asked crisply: "Have you learned it?" ?”
The corner of Sima Rong's mouth twitched, and he strode away with a sullen face. When he went downstairs, he heard a mournful sigh behind him.
Hurrying to the Yongkang Palace, the road did not attract many people's attention. I must have looked like a woman in all directions except for the wind under my feet. When I was not far from the entrance of the Palace, Sima Rong stopped and walked steadily. He walked over slowly and didn't speak when he got to the front, just stood upright, slightly raised his head and looked into the door.
The guards at the door looked at him in amazement at first. It can be seen that he stood there for a long time and couldn't help but look at each other with inexplicable faces. One of them couldn't help shouting at him: "Who are you? What are you doing standing here?"
Sima Rong glanced at him indifferently, but continued to look inside without answering.
The Yongkang Palace treated strange men and women very differently. The guard was not annoyed when he saw that he did not answer, but was a little puzzled. Thinking that there were several guests in the mansion, this woman could not be looking for someone, right?
The guard spoke again: "Who is this girl looking for?"
Sima Rong nodded, waved his hand again, broke off a branch and wrote two large characters on the ground: Prime Minister.
The guards felt sorry for him when they saw that he was dumb, and soon one of them went in to report.
Sima Rong laughed secretly in his heart, the difference between before and after is so big, King Yongkang can really pretend.
At this time, there are singing and dancing in the palace, Wang Shuzhi is drinking, the chairman is sitting on the king of Yongkang, and sitting on the bottom is Xie Zhuo, Xie Zhuo's visit made him slightly surprised, but today is drinking and talking about love and romance, so there is no need to think about it for the time being .
The three of them talked and laughed happily, and all of them were accompanied by beauties.The difference is that the king of Yongkang is very unrestrained; although Xie Zhuo is refined and elegant, he is also a gentleman; Wang Shuzhi originally planned to put on a wild and unrestrained appearance, but he was always thinking about Sima Rong in his heart, so he only cared about drinking and talking and laughing. He left the woman aside.
King Yongkang glanced over with his drunken eyes, and seemed a little dissatisfied. At this moment, he was surprised to hear something whispered by his servants, and couldn't help laughing: "I have heard that the prime minister is elegant, and when I saw it today, I almost thought it was a misinformation. Really, quickly bring people in."
Wang Shuzhi was surprised and said with a smile, "I don't know why the king of Yongkang made such a statement?"
The king of Yongkang laughed loudly: "The prime minister incurred romantic debts, but I forgot about it completely. Now people are almost standing at the door like a watchman. This king is so pity!"
Wang Shuzhi's heart skipped a beat when he heard this, thinking, could it be that his cousin was messing around and came here?Immediately, he became angry, and was about to get up and go out to drive her back, when he saw a woman in red followed the servants across the threshold, stepping forward gracefully.
The woman lowered her head, couldn't see her face clearly, she couldn't walk gracefully, and her figure was relatively tall. Naturally, she couldn't be her cousin. Wang Shuzhi was secretly relieved, but stared at her involuntarily, feeling a little strange in his heart. feeling.
Sima Rong passed him without looking sideways, and was about to bow his hands when he suddenly remembered his own appearance, and hurriedly saluted, raised his head to look at King Yongkang, but didn't speak, pointed at himself, and waved his hands again, although his expression was indifferent , but in the eyes of others, it is a distinctive charm.
King Yongkang was stunned for a while, then smiled and said, "Go and sit next to the prime minister. Alas... I didn't expect to be a dumb girl, but it's a pity that she has such a good looks. Could it be that the prime minister despises her because of it?"
Wang Shuzhi raised his eyebrows slightly, and turned his mind, but he didn't know which song Yongkang Wang was singing.
Sima Rong saluted to express his gratitude, then turned to look at Wang Shuzhi indifferently.
Wang Shuzhi stared straight at his eyes, with an unbelievable expression on his face, and even gasped because he was overly surprised. He almost dropped the wine jug in his hand, so far from being elegant.
Sima Rong had never seen him lose his composure like this before, suddenly felt it was funny, and approached step by step with a suppressed smile, saw the woman sitting on his left, so he took a seat on his right.
The woman's mind was always on Wang Shuzhi, and she only thought of Sima Rong as a follower, so she never paid attention to him, and now she couldn't recognize him at all, she looked at him with jealousy, and she couldn't help but move closer to Wang Shuzhi.
King Yongkang laughed loudly: "The prime minister hugs left and right, envious of others!"
Wang Shuzhi was in a daze, his eyes were locked on Sima Rong's face, when he got close to him, he couldn't help leaning over to look carefully, and asked in a low voice, "Why are you here?"
Sima Rong looked sideways, pursed his lips, and signaled that he was dumb.
Wang Shuzhi raised his eyes to look at the bun on his head, then lowered his eyes to look at the dress on his body, his eyes fell on his puffed chest, he paused, his expression suddenly became strange, he couldn't hold back the sound of "poof", and looked up. She embraced him with her sleeves, hugged him with a muffled laugh, and finally laughed out loud again, tears almost came out of her eyes.
Sima Rong's complexion suddenly became very ugly.
King Yongkang asked in surprise, "What's the matter, Prime Minister?"
Wang Shuzhi held Sima Rong in his arms and never let go. He tightened his hand and forced him to lean on his chest. He almost laughed again when he saw his bun waving in front of his eyes. Xiaguan is ruthless and ungrateful, Xiaguan thinks about Qingqing day and night..."
When Sima Rong heard the word "Qingqing", he shook violently, the hairs all over his body stood on end.
Wang Shuzhi sighed, and then said: "However, Qingqing is hot and cold towards Xiaguan, Xiaguan thought that he had no weight in his heart, and was very disappointed in his heart, but he didn't expect that he would take the initiative to find him today. ...is really ecstatic!"
King Yongkang laughed loudly when he heard this: "I never thought that this king will make a good story today!"
Wang Shuzhi smiled lightly, turned his head and pressed his lips to Sima Rong's ear, his voice was hoarse: "You go and come back again, and you pretend to be like this, but because you are jealous?"
Sima Rong glanced at King Yongkang, and suddenly regretted that he had pretended to be dumb.
Wang Shuzhi guessed what he was thinking, and said with a low laugh, "You don't have to be serious in front of King Yongkang." Before he could react, he hugged him tightly and leaned over to kiss him on the lips.
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