[Comprehensive] How to raise a robot baby

The little girl was sleeping soundly on the sofa, her skin was slightly pale.

Her pet lay quietly at her feet, looking very cute.

Even if the little girl claimed to be inhuman, Steve couldn't let her go to bed hungry.

There is not much in his house, only milk left in the refrigerator.

Steve finally searched the Internet and chose a pizza restaurant not far away. The cheese and vegetables on the webpage looked very attractive, and the waiting time was displayed on the page as 25 minutes.

Steve warmed up some milk for the girl, and the baby grunted and got up when he heard the sound. Seeing that the little master was up, the little bear also stood up, wagging its tail.

"So you've been hungry all day and didn't bring any money?"

Steve gave part of the milk to the greedy dog, and the rest to the girl.

Although the girl took it, she seemed a little disgusted. Steve asked suspiciously, "Don't you like it?"

The little girl puffed her cheeks and said softly: "My father likes to drink fried green tea..."

The captain thought about how other people coaxed children: "Children should drink more milk, which is more nutritious."

The little girl thought for a while and said, "I have money."

The topic changed a little quickly, but Steve understood what the girl meant: "Then why don't you eat when you're hungry?"

The baby ejaculated a little shyly: "I didn't know that a bulging stomach meant being hungry."

This answer is so weird that even the captain was stunned.

Girls don't have human instincts, but fortunately, she still has a self-reminder mechanism.

"Can you tell me what's going on with your body?" The captain was still curious.

"Clone technology," the girl said honestly as she squeezed her chubby little arm, "she can carry my spirit, and currently there are no abnormalities other than hunger and fatigue."

The baby stretched out his little claws towards the captain, and smiled innocently: "I'm five years old now!"

team leader:"……"

The girl gulped down more than half of the milk, "So this is the taste of milk, it's a bit weird."

Steve didn't have time to stop, so he had to say, "Don't drink so fast, if you're thirsty, I still have water at home."

"Daddy drinks faster than me." There was still a ring of milk stains on the girl's mouth.

Steve numbly took out a tissue and asked the girl to wipe it off: "Didn't you say you know everything?"

The girl blinked, with an innocent expression on her face: "I know that Uncle Steve, the takeaway restaurant you ordered has a three-star online rating, with a negative review rate of 11.00%? There is a restaurant that has a four-and-a-half-star rating two blocks from this store." Star, the rate of bad reviews is [-]%, my suggestion is that you can try the latter in the future, it is more cost-effective.”

Steve no longer wanted to know what the girl knew.

"You can tell me earlier next time." As soon as the words came out, Steve regretted a little.

The atmosphere was inexplicably awkward, and Steve didn't speak.

The girl's grey-green eyes rolled back and forth, and her mouth was slightly opened.

Looking at the girl's expression, Steve suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Uncle Steve, are you agreeing to help me save Dad?"

"I--"

The girl looked helplessly at the man in front of her: "...I can really help you find Uncle Bucky."

Steve: "..."

"When he heard the name Bucky, Uncle Steve's body stiffness index was 50.00%, his face was 30.00% redder than before, his face twitched slightly, but the frequency was decreasing, his mouth tried to close but was unsuccessful, his arms Ten percent, eight percent, seven percent muscle swelling..."

From being excited to being forced to calm down, the captain tried his best to keep his face expressionless.

But the face that continued to flush clearly betrayed his nervousness.

"You seem..." The girl looked at the captain blankly, "It seems that you don't want to find him so quickly, but the information shows that you have been looking for Uncle Bucky for the past two months. My information is not wrong."

"It's my own problem." Steve knew he shouldn't argue with a little girl.

"Sorry." The girl also saw that something was wrong, but she couldn't understand Steve's overly complicated feelings, "Uncle Steve helped me, I will provide you with the information you need, this is an exchange of equal value and mutual benefit In principle, Dad told me."

Steve emphasized again: "I can solve these problems by myself."

The girl nodded half-understanding, and she slowly lowered her head.

From Steve's perspective, she looked extremely depressed.

"If I need your help, I will definitely tell you." Steve said cautiously.

As soon as he spoke, the girl raised her head, her gray-green eyes were bright, and she didn't look depressed at all.

Steve had absolutely no experience raising children, but he felt that raising ordinary children must not be like this.

But what does an ordinary child look like?

Everyone has a name first, right?

"You really don't have a name?" He didn't know how to address her yet.

Maybe give her a nickname, like Little Robot or something.

The girl didn't answer directly, but said, "Uncle Steve, the takeaway has been delivered downstairs, you should go get some money."

When the takeaway came back, the girl was still sitting on the sofa in a daze, and the milk in the glass was already empty.

Steve opened the takeaway box, and the delicious cheese silently stimulated the taste buds, and even the little bear couldn't help but moved to the side of the coffee table.

"The food ingredients contained in pizza have adverse effects on the human body, whether it is high in cholesterol or fat."

The girl stared straight at the steaming pizza and gulped.

team leader:"……"

"No eggs benedict? My dad loves this."

Captain: "... Next time, now you pick what you want to eat, don't waste food."

"Okay." The girl stared at the pizza in front of her and nodded seriously.

The girl wasn't eating fast, and she was absent-mindedly poking at her mashed potatoes while Steve ate three pieces of pizza, finished off a box of chicken wings, and ate only a third of the pizza. one.

"Don't you like it?" Although he said that food should not be wasted, Steve felt that if girls didn't like it, they still had other options.

"I'm thinking about my name. Didn't Uncle Steve ask me for my name just now?" The girl looked a little distressed, but finally made up her mind, "I think you can call me Carter."

Steve: "..."

The captain felt that his expression must be very strange, and he knew that he was doubting the girl's motives.

"Carter is the name of my father's good friend. He admires her very much. They are best partners." The girl said calmly, "But she died."

Steve didn't know what to say: "Sorry."

"Actually, I don't have much feeling, I just think, maybe I could have saved her."

Steve couldn't help touching the girl's little head: "It's not your fault."

The girl rolled her eyes, "Thank you, I like this name."

Steve thought: Maybe he really thought too much.

But later, when the captain remembered the stupid thing about naming, he always felt that he was...too sweet.

--[Candle]

☆☆☆

Little Carter fell asleep again after eating, but within two hours, the girl woke up suddenly: "Uncle Steve, I discovered another abnormal phenomenon."

The captain, who was reading a book and enjoying coffee, was taken away by little Carter before he could fully react.

When the two came to the scene, little Carter got out of the car and led the bear with one hand and the captain with the other to rush forward fearlessly.

Steve wanted to stop, but the girl ran forward so hard that he had no choice but to run along with her.

Once they're in...it's not going to be the same thing when they come out.

So much so that when S.H.I.E.L.D. sent him a message, Steve told the other party very calmly: "I'm already in New York, probably not too far from Stark."

Without testing it himself, Steve couldn't really tell what effect the spatial overlap would have.

They entered the Empire State Building from DC, and when they came out, it became New York.

In fact, apart from the geographical change that makes the heart beat faster, there are not many other feelings.

It was also odd that the energy he felt at the Smithsonian was gone upon entering the mansion.

There were a lot of tourists coming and going to the Empire State Building, and the sudden extra people thought it was another wave of tour groups.

Everyone was dumbfounded at first, and it didn't cause much commotion.

But after everyone went out from the exit, it couldn't work. Everyone gathered at the door. It happened that another wave of tour groups came behind and prepared to go in. The two groups of people directly crowded the exit.

At this moment, the ability of the kid Carter is very obvious.

The girl and the team leader walked around the complicated space calmly, and found a secret exit in less than 5 minutes.

The door itself was accessed by swiping cards, but the door was already open when they went, so they just went out.

As soon as he went out, Steve saw a familiar building.

Carter pointed out his hand and looked at the captain with a flattering smile: "Where can we go?"

There are already a lot of people on Fifth Avenue, especially since this section of the road itself is a tourist attraction, the surrounding area is becoming more and more noisy.

Steve nodded instinctively, soon regretting it.

"Let's not go in, shall we?" Along the way, the captain tried to persuade the baby.

The baby held Steve's hand, and led the little bear bouncing forward. Anyone who saw it looked like a silly father taking his daughter out, which made people feel happy.

Little Carter happily walked all the way to the parking lot, turning around and stopping in front of a relatively hidden elevator.

Steve took a look, and there was no button in the elevator, only a box wrapped in silver-gray metal.

But the elevator door opened quickly, Baobao and Xiaoxiong jumped in first, and then waved to the captain.

"Hello, Captain America, welcome to Stark Tower." Just as Steve entered the elevator, he heard a gentle male voice with a bit of metallic texture.

"Hello, Jarvis." Always entering privately, the captain greeted with embarrassment.

"There is another little girl, hello." Jarvis said sternly, "If you don't modify my program, I will let you go up. The master has also heard about the previous incident."

The captain raised his voice a little: "Carter?"

The baby blinked and blinked: "Invisible uncle, what are you talking about? I don't even understand what a program is."

team leader:"……"

Jarvis, who was silenced for no reason: "..."

Afterwards, the atmosphere remained a little weird until the elevator went up to the top floor.

The elevator door opened, and a huge mecha blocked it, waving at the two of them: "Hey, captain, Jarvis told me you're here."

Suddenly, his head moved down mechanically.

After a long while, Tony's voice was a little surprised: "Captain, did you have a daughter so soon?"

Before Steve could explain, the baby suddenly hugged his lap.

She stuffed herself behind Captain America and shouted, "Dad!"

team leader:"……"

The author has something to say:

-small theater-

Baby: My name is Carter! !

team leader:……

Tin Can: An illegitimate daughter?

Thor: An illegitimate daughter?

loki: An illegitimate daughter?

Natasha: Hurry up, with Agent 13?

Bucky: ...huh.