The coquettish rival wants to have CP with me every day

two years later...

Assistant Xiao and Zhang Ye looked at the child who was sitting crookedly on the sofa, with a dazed expression on their faces.

In the end, it was Zhang Ye who spoke first: "So, we can't go on our honeymoon this year, right?"

Assistant Xiao nodded apologetically: "Maybe, for the time being, I shouldn't be able to go. My grandma was in poor health and was hospitalized. My mother went to take care of her. My father is busy earning money for milk powder, so I can only entrust my brother to us for the time being." .”

Assistant Xiao actually thinks that his brother is quite cute, especially that chubby little face, which is pink and tender, and just looking at it makes him want to pinch it.

So, he stretched out his hand cheaply and squeezed it.

result……

"Wow, wow, wow..." The one-year-old boy burst into tears immediately.

Assistant Xiao was dumbfounded.

"Brother, I just want to touch you."

"Brother, brother is wrong, can you stop crying?"

"Little brother, I really didn't do it on purpose, brother will never pinch you again."

……

It's a pity that the one-year-old boy couldn't understand what he was talking about at all, and was still crying loudly.

"Brother Ye, what should we do?" He looked to the side of Lao Gong for help.

Zhang Ye had no experience in raising children, so seeing his wife's flustered expression, he had no choice but to say, "Why don't you hug her and coax her?"

Assistant Xiao felt that what he said made sense, but: "How should I hold the child?"

Zhang Ye scratched his head: "I don't know about this either...Didn't my parents teach you when they brought it here?"

Assistant Xiao shook his head with a sad face: "They came in a hurry and left in a hurry. They handed over the child to me, put down some toys and two cans of milk powder, and left."

Zhang Ye: "..."

In other words, they don't even know how to make milk powder?

But when it comes to milk powder, he suddenly thought: "Could Xiaobao be hungry?"

Assistant Xiao felt that what he said was reasonable, but: "Do you know how to make milk powder?"

Zhang Ye shook his head: "I don't know about this...but there should be an instruction manual, right?"

"Then go read the instructions to prepare milk powder... Forget it, I'll go, and you are here to help look after the baby." Assistant Xiao said, and immediately went to the kitchen with the milk powder can.

Zhang Ye was ordered in the face of danger, so he had to work hard to learn how to hold the child.

But such a small ball, with thin arms and legs, and tender and soft skin.

He is a big old man with hard muscles and calluses all over his body. Could it be that the sick child is uncomfortable?

"Little Treasure, stop crying. Do you want to play with a toy? Brother, can I bring you a toy?" Zhang Ye turned his head and took a rattle from the table and shook it.

It's a pity that the little guy doesn't like this at all, and still cries loudly.Because he seldom saw Zhang Ye, it seemed that he was a little resigned.

Zhang Ye had no choice but to say again: "Little Treasure doesn't cry. How about, brother sing for you, okay?"

The little guy didn't know how to speak yet, so he couldn't answer him.

He sang "Green Flowers in the Army".

"The cold wind blows the leaves, and the army is a greenery. Dear comrades, don't miss home, don't miss your mother..."

As a result, the little guy cried even louder.

Zhang Ye: "..."

Is it because he sings too badly?

Seeing Xiaotuanzi crying more and more vigorously, Zhang Ye panicked.

He felt that it was too difficult to take care of children.

The little guy continued to cry heart-piercingly.

Zhang Ye had no choice but to say, "Then why don't you show me somersaults in a military posture?"

Seeing that his younger brother had no intention of objecting, he performed a set of radio gymnastics, somersaults, boxing moves and so on.

Unexpectedly, the little guy was really interested, and gradually stopped crying.

Assistant Xiao hurriedly prepared the milk, and checked on the Internet that putting the bottle in ice water can speed up the cooling, and then hurried over with the warm milk.

Then I saw my old Gong performing acrobatics for his brother in the living room... he took three oranges on the table and took turns to circle around.

His younger brother watched it with relish, and even laughed, his whole body was bleeding...

"The milk is ready." He walked over and said.

Only then did Zhang Ye stop performing acrobatics.

Who knew, as soon as he stopped moving, the little guy started crying loudly again.

Zhang Ye had no choice but to continue performing.

Assistant Xiao handed over the bottle, thinking that his brother is so old, he should be able to drink milk by himself, right?

Who knows, his brother is quite tempered, he grabbed the bottle and threw it away with a snap.

"Hold, hug..." the little guy opened his arms and babbled at him.

Assistant Xiao had no choice but to learn the correct way to hold the child in the mobile phone video. He gently lifted his hands under the child's armpit and put it in the crook of his arm, with one palm on the child's back to prevent him from falling backwards.

Then sit down and pass the bottle back.

Sure enough, his brother was finally willing to lie in his arms and drink milk obediently this time with the bottle in his arms.

Just as the two breathed a sigh of relief, the little guy burst into tears again.

Zhang Ye got up immediately and continued to perform his talents, but unfortunately the little guy didn't eat this set this time, and was still crying loudly.

It wasn't until Assistant Xiao smelled a strange smell that he finally realized what it was.

"My brother seems to have pulled..."

Zhang Ye immediately handed over the tissue.

Assistant Xiao opened the diaper, and there was indeed a golden legend...

After cleaning up, Assistant Xiao and Zhang Ye ran into trouble again.

"How do I wear this diaper?"

"Well, I too...I'll check right away." Zhang Ye specially downloaded a certain baby-care software for this purpose.

"Is that so?"

"It doesn't seem right, it should be like this."

"But why do I feel weird?"

"I feel so too……"

It wasn't until Assistant Xiao felt warmth on his thighs that he realized that they had put on the diapers backwards.

His brother seems to be leaking urine...

Seeing that his daughter-in-law was about to cry, Zhang Ye said, "Let me do it!"

Assistant Xiao nodded, planning to take a shower and change his pants first.

The child eats la, and after la, wants to eat again.

Zhang Ye had no choice but to carry the baby to the kitchen to learn how to make milk.

The two tossed and tossed for most of the night, and the little guy finally fell asleep after feeding.

Assistant Xiao sat slumped on the sofa, feeling that taking care of the child was more tiring than going to work for a month in a row.

Zhang Ye was not much better.

He feels that raising a child is harder than field survival assault training, harder than doubling daily training tasks, harder than challenging the physical limit of triathlon...

"Go take a shower! Go to bed early." Assistant Xiao said, taking the child from his hands.

"Should we take him to sleep tonight?" Zhang Ye asked secretly.

It's hard for him to have a vacation a year, and he wanted to spend time with his wife...

"He's too young to sleep alone."

Zhang Ye: "..."