The coquettish rival wants to have CP with me every day

The people in the program team all looked away, as if admiring the surrounding scenery.

"Why are you so wordy, hurry up!" Si Yan urged impatiently.

Last time he was cheated of 5000 yuan by Feng Jian, this time, he couldn't afford to lose the 5000 yuan again.

"Are you really good? Your body..."

"I've said it all, men can't say no. Sit tight! I promise today that I will never fall into a ditch again." Si Yan said, and started to pedal his bicycle.

Fortunately, this road is downhill, and it doesn't take much effort.

Two rows of tall poplar trees are planted beside the road, and the refreshing breeze blows by, making the leaves rustling.

Fragments of sunlight fell mottled from the gaps in the twigs, and shone on the figures of the two walking through, like a picture scroll of time and tranquility.

But this scene was quickly broken.

On the road ahead, a herd of cattle and sheep suddenly appeared out of nowhere, and they were leisurely walking across the road.

Si Yan wanted to press the brakes, but found that the brakes of the broken car failed, and this section was downhill again...

"Fuck! I'm going to die." He was a little panicked.

Feng Jian frowned, looked at the photographer next to him and said, "Our brakes have failed, hurry up and drive the cattle ahead."

The photographer was dumbfounded, but still reacted quickly and urged the driver beside him: "Drive faster, go ahead and drive the cattle first."

As a result, the car was surrounded by cattle...

Niu even arched around the car curiously.

The photographer was so frightened that he could only cast a self-seeking look at the two people who were about to drive behind him.

Si Yan was also dumbfounded.

He was thinking about whether to jump off the car now, which is better than bumping into the cow, when someone grabbed his arm.

"Be confident and pass through." Feng Jian's voice was calm and solemn.

At this moment, Si Yan inexplicably felt that this voice seemed a little familiar.

But he soon had no time to think about it, and instead focused on how to successfully avoid the cattle and sheep.

Although Feng Jian can't ride a bicycle, he can still control the direction.

His slender arms gripped the handle of the bicycle that Si Yan was holding on to, changing direction from time to time, while Si Yan was in charge of pedaling the wheels to control the speed.

Photographers are stupid.

"Is that okay?" Looking at the two who were about to pass through the herd of cattle smoothly, he couldn't help but feel a little admiration in his heart.

Si Yan didn't expect that he and Feng Jian could cooperate so well.

As soon as he was happy, he subconsciously took back the leading bicycle that controlled the direction, and then fell down with Feng Jian...

He felt that he was not injured, and there was no ditch or water here.Just as I was about to rejoice, I smelled a strange smell.

The palm seemed to have caught something sticky, but it was still soft.

He suddenly had a bad premonition, so he turned his head mechanically and looked down.

What is it that is not cow dung that I am holding in my hand?

Feng Jian at the side: "..."

Can people still want it?

The photographer who had already driven over: "..."

Barrage:"……"

After a long time.

Barrage: "Xiao Mu's heart at the moment: Can I still have this wife?"

[Why, I don't feel sorry for Yun Fei across the screen, but Xiao Mu. I heard that he seems to have a cleanliness!Hahaha……】

【same.I feel even more sorry for Xiao Mu, hahaha...]

[At this time, a corpse lay on the bed, laughing out his eight-pack abs, hahaha...]

【puff!As immoral as it was, I couldn't help it.Hahaha……】

【Are you guys laughing longer than anyone else?Sorry, I can't stand it anymore.Hahaha……】

……

The driver of the car has already turned the car into a bouncing car with a smile.

The chief director was also a little ashamed.Because he was afraid that if he watched it any longer, he would have a heart attack from laughing.

The photographer's lens is shaking endlessly.

Si Yan: "..."

He only knew what social death is today!

In the end, Feng Jian resisted the urge to bury him alive, took a bottle of mineral water from the car and poured it out for him to wash his hands.

Si Yan didn't say a word, because he didn't know what to say.

Finally, he silently glanced at the cameraman and asked, "Did you not start the live broadcast just now?"

Photographer: "..."

He pursed his lips and smiled apologetically, "I seem to have forgotten to turn it off..."

Si Yan: "..."

Jiang Daolei hacked him to death, thank you!

From now on, he no longer expects to find a girlfriend.

Feng Jian reached out to pat him on the shoulder to comfort him, but seeing that there was cow dung on his clothes, he couldn't do it.

"Ahem! Are you okay?"

Si Yan remained silent.

He doesn't want to say anything now.

night.They didn't rush to the rest area, nor did they borrow a homestay, so they had to choose to set up tents in the wild.

Si Yan hasn't taken a bath until now.

For the first time, Feng Jian didn't want to sleep with Si Yanbao.

When he still wanted to comfort Si Yan, he saw that guy get into the tent with a self-closing expression, and then zipped it up.

Feng Jian: "..."

He didn't sneak in to sleep with a faceless face, it's not that he really dislikes someone, after all, in the last life in the last days, it was common to sleep on the pile of dead people.

He took a flashlight to repair the bike that had failed brakes during the day, and then began to practice repeatedly on the road.

the next day……

Si Yan still had an autistic look on his face, even if the chief director gave him an extra carton of milk for breakfast, he couldn't even arouse his interest.

Feng Jian was a little worried.

Knowing that Si Yan had a good face, he said, "Why don't I pinch cow dung with you?"

Si Yan finally looked up at him.

Then he looked excited: "Really?"

Feng Jian: "..."

Is it too late for him to regret it now?

Si Yan couldn't wait any longer, pointed to a lump of cow dung not far away and said, "Just that lump! It still looks fresh."

Feng Jian: "..."

Why didn't he think this person was so wicked before?

Si Yan didn't forget to ask the cameraman beside him, "Is the live broadcast started?"

Photographer: "..."

Why does he think Si Yan is so wicked?

Then he silently glanced at the chief director.

The chief director silently glanced at Feng Jian.

Feng Jian silently glanced at Si Yan.

Then ask: "Do you really want me to pinch?"

"Pinch! You just said you wanted to accompany me."

Feng Jian walked over, reached out and grabbed a handful of cow dung and handed it over.

"Is it alright?"

Si Yan: "Hahaha..."

He laughed for a long time, and found that everyone looked at him without smiling.Can't help but ask curiously: "Don't you think it's funny?"

Chief Director: "..."

Photographer: "..."

Barrage:"……"

After a long time.

Barrage: "Xiao Mu really loves his wife invincibly."

[Be willing to bow down! 】

[Knocked to death, knocked to death! 】

[Come here, take my Qinglong Yanyue Saber, kill me to cheer everyone up! 】

[No way, no way! 】