Beautiful cannon fodder wants to divorce every day

Silence for a moment.

The air seemed to condense together.

However, when the expectation fell through again, Chu Yandong actually made thunder and rain, and looked at him silently for a long time, making him mistakenly think that the emperor pays off those who cared for him. passed him.

Shi Jingsu: "..."

Damn, why don't you divorce me yet!

In the evening, Shi Jingsu, who was overly sad, finished three bowls of rice in one go, and Jiang Yihui was surprised to see that his belly would burst.

The sad mood lasted until the moment when I took a shower after dinner and lay on the big bed, looking at the fake breasts that have been removed and the fake breasts that can no longer be faked, and the wig that has been treated well this time after remembering the lesson, the time scene Su felt his heart soar again, hugging the pillow and rolled comfortably on the big bed, and then rolled again.

He let out a sigh.

The life of the rich is good.

He reminisced about the braised pork, salt-baked prawns, etc. he ate at night, and smacked his lips, trying to bring the taste back to his soul.

If you don't want to avoid losing your horse, it's good to just stay in Chu's house and cook a salted fish that eats soft rice.

No!

How can you be so depraved!

Think of the days in the future when picking up litter is a possibility.

Shi Jingsu, who was already a little drowsy, immediately sat up from the bed, quickly turned on the phone, and began to look for the work channel of the online voice actor left by the original owner.

It is agreed that you must make good money, and you can't be careless.

Shi Jingsu was extremely excited imagining the original body's amazing career in online distribution.

However, as soon as he opened a certain network communication tool, dozens of eye-catching messages immediately occupied the entire screen.

The leading one almost blinded Shi Jingsu's eyes.

[Miss Sister, your voice is really nice, I have already given you five-star praise, and I will name you to be my virtual girlfriend next time. 】

Shi Jingsu:?

Thank you for the invitation. I was in the cemetery and had just been buried.

He knew every word in front of him separately, why didn't he recognize them together?

Shi Jingsu looked and looked again, rubbed his eyes and looked again, even exited the screen, clicked back in and continued to look, but now there was still that line of shiny big characters.

After confirming that the other party was indeed talking to him, he choked for a moment and tried to flip through the chat history.

The other party named him as a virtual girlfriend a month ago, and the two got along very happily, and "Shi Jingsu" basically communicated with the other party by voice.

Randomly clicked on one of the voices, Shi Jingsu carefully pressed it to his ear to listen, and a fluent and gentle female voice suddenly came out of the receiver.

"Honey, good morning, do I need to give you a good morning kiss service?"

"mua~"

He was shocked.

He was defeated!

Shi Jingsu has always thought that he is quite good at using female voices, but in front of Yuanshen, he has always been a big axe in front of Lu Ban!

After clicking on more than a dozen voices in a row, Shi Jingsu got better and better as he listened to them. He listened to this voice every day, but he never thought that he could generate so many skills.

Shi Jingsu was so convinced.

He carefully observed the other party's data card. If the information was correct, the other party was indeed a man, and he was the virtual girlfriend that the other party kept saying.

Shi Jingsu: "..."

Life has taught him a real lesson, is it a little different from the imagined online distribution career?

No, it is very different.

After exiting this chat box, Shi Jingsu discovered to his astonishment that he still had hundreds...almost hundreds of users, and each of them had given him great praise in the near future.

This is the real master of time management!

Unexpectedly, the online distribution career that Shi's mother mentioned actually refers to pretending to be a woman on the Internet and being named by customers as a virtual netizen for a period of time.

Shi Jingsu didn't know if those customers knew that he was a man.

He thought, maybe he didn't know?

Is he going to inherit such a mantle?

Playing around with different customers and then role-playing them as a soft, sweet and kind virtual girlfriend?

Isn't this a scam?

However, Shi Jingsu thought about it, one named a virtual girlfriend, and the other provided girlfriend-like services, the emphasis was on the word "virtual", it only existed on the Internet, there was no love entanglement, there would be no intersection in reality, and there would be no deception. money behavior.

After the transaction is generated, let the customer enjoy the satisfactory service, then the business is over.

...It can be regarded as a serious occupation, right?

The images of galloping on the battlefield in the game world and flying freely in the animation world all collapsed, replaced by online role-playing.

In a way, what Shi Mu said is correct, he is indeed in the role of online distribution, and he cannot be discriminated against because of the differences in occupations!

Shi Jingsu tried to imitate and read a few words.

"Honey, today is Good Morning Kiss Meow."

"Do you like Xiaosusu? Xiaosusu can give you the happiest and happiest experience."

"mua, mua, wood~"

What the hell is "Little Crisp"?

Shi Jingsu glared at Yuanshen's screen name, which might be a homonym of his real name, and his shame level increased to a higher level.

"..." Shi Jingsu covered his face in despair, thinking desperately, does he really want to do this job?

No no no no, absolutely not!

It's even more embarrassing than wearing a woman's dress to get married.

Besides—

Life in the Chu family was like walking on thin ice. Shi Jingsu felt that it was better not to take such risks. Although he was sure that Chu Yandong had absolutely no unreasonable thoughts about him, he did not dare to put a touch on Chu Yandong's head. green.

Until he opened the bill records and saw the transactions of hundreds of dollars, Shi Jingsu immediately revived with blood.

I can do it again!

What bad thoughts can Ruanmeibi have?

They are just too eager to fall into my arms.

Online marriage leads by a thread.

Anyway, no one can see what the person opposite him looks like, no matter how ashamed he is, no matter how hard he feels that he can't speak, it doesn't matter at all.

Offline, out of the house, who knows whom?

Ouch.

Shi Jingsu cleared his throat, and was about to poke one of the customers away, and wanted to ask if there was anything that needed to be named recently.

A new message popped up in the chat box, and he immediately cut into it, and an unknown person marked as "the owner" was poking him.

[Shopkeeper]: [Susu, you are finally online.Where have you been these days? 】

hmmmm?

Looking for him?

Since it is called the owner, does it mean...

Shi Jingsu realized it, he didn't expect that he was not flying solo, there was an organization in their school, and this organization looked quite "huge".

Afraid that the other party would notice something, for example, he had changed his core, Shi Jingsu felt uneasy for a while, and before replying, he first flipped through the chat records between him and the shopkeeper.

The owner of the store is also a man who occasionally takes orders and specializes in virtual boyfriend work.

But now he mostly does behind-the-scenes work, and taking orders depends on his mood.

Shi Jingsu wasn't sure if the shopkeeper knew he was a man, and judging from the chat records, the possibility of knowing was very slim.

That's right, a good man who specializes in virtual girlfriends on the Internet, if it is him, he would be ashamed to advertise that he is a man everywhere.

Shi Jingsu could only greet the shopkeeper in a feminine tone for the time being.

[Xiao Susu]: [I'm sorry, (>people<;) I'm really sorry, something happened at home recently. 】

[Shopkeeper]: [It's okay, it's okay, just show up, before you suddenly said you didn't see me, and you couldn't get in touch anyway, I'm so worried. 】

Before he could reply, the shopkeeper asked again: 【How is the status recently?Is the real thing busy?Questions about taking orders? 】

In the Chu family, taking orders is actually a bit troublesome. If Chu Yandong, Chu's father, Chu's mother, or even the servants find out, it will be difficult to explain.

But fighting for the future, Shi Jingsu thinks carefully, time is like water in a sponge, there will always be squeezes, as long as he gets along with Chu Yandong according to the current steps, the good time at night will not belong to him alone?

[Xiao Susu]: [No problem, my current state is perfect, and I can be on standby anytime, anywhere! 】

The shopkeeper was very satisfied with his professionalism and sent him the order immediately.

Shi Jingsu also followed more clues to a certain treasure store organized by them.

He didn't expect that he was quite popular and had a high monthly sales volume.

Although it made him feel weird that he was like a commodity being put up for sale, it seemed that he could see a lot of small money flying around in front of his eyes, and Shi Jingsu was instantly elated.

After Shi Jingsu was listed as idle by the owner of a treasure store, the owner told him to be mentally prepared. As usual, there might not be an order sent immediately.

Shi Jingsu expressed his understanding very well.

Can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, the small money will belong to him sooner or later.

During the waiting time, Shi Jingsu opened the video pages of some famous beauty makeup experts mentioned by his cousin, and began to learn the knowledge of beauty makeup from scratch.

Shi Jingsu, who was originally full of confidence, had already started wearing a pain mask with his head in his arms when the video was less than 3 minutes old.

He just doesn't understand the classification of lipstick colors!

Zhenghong, Orange, Rose, Auntie, Cherry, and Red are both called red. Is there a difference?

There are also makeup sponges and powder puffs...he can't tell the difference either.

And makeup brushes...

With so many categories, Shi Jingsu could hardly remember them.

It happened that there was a full set of makeup brushes in the package that his cousin gave him. Shi Jingsu simply picked them up and observed them carefully. When he took out the biggest one, he was full of thoughts——

Is this an archaeological brush, or an archaeological brush?

The thrush alone stumped him.

Not to mention the usage of false eyelashes and eyeliner.

Shi Jingsu tried to "plant" false eyelashes on his eyelids, shaking his fingers like sifting chaff, almost sticking the false eyelashes into his eyes.

too difficult.

It's so hard.

Shi Jingsu crouched in front of the dressing mirror in despair, looking at the messy cosmetics on the table without tears, including water first and then milk, or essence first and then water milk, or water first and then essence before emulsion. Can't remember anything.

And my cousin told him that different brands and different series of different products also have different usages and different ways. Make-up seems simple, but it is a test of patience and control of details.

He originally thought that nothing is difficult in the world, as long as there is a heart.

As long as you study hard, nothing can stop him.

But Shi Jingsu just wants to sing aloud now, girls are really too difficult, girls are really the most, most, and most difficult existence in the world!

After watching several more videos, Shi Jingsu could barely remember the skin care before makeup and how to apply base makeup.

Just as I was about to remove the makeup on my face and try my hand at how to apply makeup, the shop owner had already received a message.

[Shopkeeper]: [Xiao Susu, you are very lucky. After my recommendation, a customer said that he just wanted to find someone like you. I will give you his contact information later, and you can add it. 】

Shi Jingsu's eyes suddenly lit up.

Customers = business = money = building blocks for his rich road.

The word "shame" has long been out of the blue, and if you want to make money, you have to be thick-skinned.

When Shi Jingsu got the fresh and hot contact number, he immediately added a friend to verify it, and wrote a line in the note eye-catchingly and enthusiastically: [Hi boyfriend, you are finally not lost! 】

Don't get lost anymore find me here.

The other party should be waiting online and passed the verification soon, but he didn't take the initiative to speak, which seemed to be the cold type.

Shi Jingsu thought, since the other party is a customer and he is the current virtual girlfriend of the other party, he should take the initiative to say hello first, so he took the lead in sending a cute and cute emoji, and then said: [Honey, you miss me What do I call you? 】

It was also his first time in this line of work, and he was a little ignorant of the dialogue process in the middle. Some of it was based on the chat records he had just browsed, and he made up it himself, so he bit the bullet.

The WeChat account used by Shi Jingsu is a small one, and there are only shopkeepers, group members, and customers on it.

Family and friends are all on another number.

It has been two days since he got married, and he still doesn't know Chu Yandong's mobile phone number, WeChat account, etc., probably he is really one of the worst brides in the world.

But Shi Jingsu was very happy!

After about two or three minutes, the other party belatedly returned a message to him: 【Don't use the word 'dear'. 】

Shi Jingsu:?

Am I not your virtual girlfriend?

Even though it was impossible for the other party to see, he tried to maintain a professional smile as much as possible.

[Xiao Susu]: [Not called 'dear', but called 'little brother', 'Haney', 'dead ghost', 'husband'? 】

He is very dedicated, and the full package service will definitely give the other party the most supreme and endless enjoyment. You can call him whatever you want, as long as you give him money, you are a god, and everything is negotiable.

The other party seemed to be thinking about it, and after three seconds, he replied with another message: [Call me 'Xiao Dongdong'. 】

The author has something to say:

Shi Jingsu: This is my vest, this is my vest, this is still my vest hahaha.

Chu Yandong: ……………