Beautiful cannon fodder wants to divorce every day

[Golden thighs]: [You are a woman, you understand women better, do you know what a woman hates most about men? 】

Shi Jingsu looked at the news for a long time, a little dazed.

What do you mean?

[Xiao Susu]: [You want me to hate you? 】

It turns out that besides playing role-playing games, do customers also like to play sadomasochism?

Modern people's preferences are really unique, but Shi Jingsu can't understand it.

But since it is the customer's demand, he will definitely cooperate with it.

Probably the customer also realized that he had made a mistake in what he said. One minute later, the other party sent another message.

[Golden thighs]: [How can a woman hate a man? 】

Faced with this question, Shi Jingsu was a little confused.

He is not a woman, he doesn't know how to make a woman hate a man!

So when Jingsu Jianghu came to the rescue, he edited and sent this question to bridesmaid Fu Sha and cousin Xu Yan in the form of text messages.

In this world, he currently only knew these two young women.

[Shi Jingsu]: [SOS, emergency rescue, what kind of men do you all hate?Or, what do you all hate men for? 】

Fortunately, their replies are very fast.

[Fu Sha]: [I hate men who fart. 】

Love to fart?

Shi Jingsu:? ? ?

Fu Sha, what have you been through?

【Xu Yan】:【Running around the train with a full mouth, playful, self-righteous, self-righteous, smart, but trustworthy, likes to brag, narrow-minded, caressing, idle, likes to take advantage of small things, sloppy, irresponsible, unmotivated, spineless, Shameless, greasy, stingy, a frog in a well... emmm too much. 】

Shi Jingsu: ...

It's quite a lot.

He combined the answers from both parties and sent a message that he thought was perfect to the customer.

[Xiao Susu]: [Fart-loving, sloppy, shameless, playful, full-mouthed, greasy, stingy, etc. 】

At the same time, in the study.

Seeing the first three words, Chu Yandong looked at his trousers with a gloomy expression.

——Love to fart?

Does it mean that you want to collapse your image in front of the opposite sex you like?

Chu Yandong frowned, and soon his complexion became extremely ugly. Just imagining farting in front of others made him feel extremely unbearable.

To make him act so indecently is worse than letting him die.

But Chu Yandong was still erratic, and searched on the webpage: [What food is easy to fart? 】

Several answers were unified: [Sweet potatoes are king. 】

Chu Yandong's expression gradually became serious: ...

That night, Shi Jingsu had a good sleep.

It feels good that no one disturbs you, and there is no fear that Chu Yandong will come at any time. He doesn't have to get up too anxiously, and he doesn't have to worry about other people's eyes.

Of course, just to be on the safe side, the door was still locked from the inside by Shi Jingsu.

When it was nearly nine o'clock, Shi Jingsu slowly lifted the quilt and got out of bed.

Rubbing his sleepy eyes, he walked towards the bathroom while holding the phone while looking at the chat interface.

The amazing thing is that after sending that message yesterday, the Lord Donor didn't reply because he was speechless for his answer, or for some reason.

Shi Jingsu put his phone on the countertop of the sink, brushed his teeth and washed his face while looking in the mirror.

After a short period of supplementary makeup knowledge, Shi Jingsu is now able to do simple makeup removal and pre-makeup care.

He simply patted on lotion, adjusted the wig a little and put it on again, changing into a long skirt with a light texture and a looser texture.

The reason why I like to wear loose long skirts is because they can just cover my younger brother.

Shi Jingsu tried to wear an orange-colored lipstick today, which was also kindly provided by his cousin Xu Yan, which unexpectedly complemented his complexion.

Walking out the door, Shi Jingsu, barely remembering the way, slowly came to the restaurant.

He failed to see the shadow of Chu's father and Chu's mother, but saw Chu Yandong who was sitting upright and reading a book.

Seeing him coming, he immediately closed the book, his eyes fixed on him.

Shi Jingsu was a little confused.

Chu Yandong seemed...was waiting for him?

Didn't you all want to escape from him before?

Is this transgender today?

There must be a demon in the abnormal situation.

Shi Jingsu's eyes suddenly revealed a look of defense.

But after thinking about it, what are you afraid of? Now he has caught Chu Yandong's weakness, that is, Chu Yandong seems to be very afraid of his approach.

As long as he takes advantage of this weakness, he is not afraid of what Chu Yandong will do to him.

So Shi Jingsu straightened his chest and walked over confidently with his head held high.

I feel that the front cup has increased in an instant, and I have more confidence.

After slowly approaching, he realized that there was something wrong with Chu Yandong today.

It's not right.

Chu Yandong, who always pays attention to his own appearance, has not taken care of his hair today. After a night of growth, there seems to be a little stubble on his chin?

How could Chu Yandong allow himself to become what he is now?

Full of doubts, Shi Jingsu sat down in the nearest seat beside him.

It was discovered that Chu Yandong's shirt was slightly stained with oil.

Shi Jingsu:?

This unscientific!

Chu Yandong seemed to let himself go completely after one night, and she didn't care about her image at all.

He blinked, what exactly did Chu Yandong go through?

The servant suddenly stepped forward and asked him what he would like to eat today, Western breakfast or Chinese breakfast.

Shi Jingsu had a Chinese breakfast yesterday, and today he wants to have a Western style for a change.

The servant will go down immediately.

Shi Jingsu, who didn't know what Chu Yandong wanted to do, could only observe him quietly.

But as soon as he turned his head, Chu Yandong took the lead in attacking, and leaned against him uncharacteristically.

Soon, Chu Yandong raised his lips and smiled, a strong and pungent garlic smell in his mouth made Shi Jingsu a little bit irritated.

"What's the matter, my dear wife?" Chu Yandong stretched out a finger, his eyes darkened, and there was a wordless sarcasm in his heart, "When we meet in the morning, I shouldn't have a loving relationship with your dear husband." Is it okay?"

Every time he said a word, the smell of garlic made Shi Jingsu want to vomit.

Shi Jingsu tightened his lips, trying hard to hold back the choking smell.

But the gradually tightened brow betrayed him.

Chu Yandong discovered that the method of fighting poison with poison really has a miraculous effect.

He was already so sloppy, and he even sacrificed his life by eating a whole raw garlic. I don't believe it would destroy Shi Jingsu's filter.

Very well, this woman, very successful.

Can push him to this point, "she" is No.1.

He deliberately fiddled with his hair with one palm, brushed all the hair on his forehead back, and deliberately made a greasy declaration with a completely different personality in peace: "Bao, do you want it?"

I sacrificed an hour of sleep last night, trying to collect the speeches of greasy men on the Internet, such as "The profile picture is me, are you dissatisfied?", "I really want to beat you hard", "Now do you want to chat? ?”, “Don’t be so stubborn, you just like me”, “You can’t lie to your eyes”, “I’ll support you”.

For this reason, Chu Yandong prepared a notebook to record these contents.

But his nature is completely incompatible with these greasy speeches. In order to make himself not seem to say these words deliberately and reluctantly, Chu Yandong practiced for a long time in front of the full-length mirror.

It took another two hours to force myself to get rid of the embarrassment and speak as smoothly and naturally as now.

Chu Yandong narrowed his eyes, raised his eyebrows, intentionally made a one-eyed wink look, and quickly stuck out the tip of his tongue, gently licking along his lips.

There was a smile on the corner of his mouth, and with the squinting of his eyes, he looked more artificial and greasy.

Shi Jingsu was dumbfounded: ...

Damn, how can this man work harder than him?

For a long time, he thought that he was the one who was more dedicated to his work in order to survive, but in the end he lost, and Chu Yandong managed to do this to avoid contact with him.

Gan Bai loses.

Liver and brain smeared.

Seeing him in a daze, Chu Yandong smiled coldly, and said in a cold tone, "Didn't you say you like me very much?"

"You can't even stand this little bit of taste, so you still like me?"

The typical aggressive method wanted him to retreat in spite of difficulties, but Chu Yandong underestimated the thickness of Shi Jingsu's face.

Migrant workers, migrant souls, and migrant workers are all masters.

Even if you are fighting for your future goals, you are working hard for yourself.

Shi Jingsu's burning spirit of migrant workers made him decide to go all out immediately after assessing the situation, and he actually accompanied him, and the two of them acted together.

Shi Jingsu leaned his body sideways, holding his face with both palms, and when the servant came with the freshly fried steak, the corner of his lips leaned against Chu Yandong, enduring the unpleasant and pungent smell, while warmly kissing him. go up.

There was a disgusting garlic smell in his mouth, but Shi Jingsu didn't seem to care, he closed his eyes affectionately, "enjoying" this wonderful moment to his heart's content.

Chu Yandong froze, and it was too late to retreat.

His eyes were open. Three seconds ago, he was completely confident in the act of destroying the filter. Now his confidence has been completely crushed, and there is no armor left.

Who would like their lover to be a greasy and frivolous man?

The information and strategies provided to him by "Xiao Susu" are correct, and he has always thought so, but the woman in front of him is too skilled and forbearing, not only does she have no intention of resisting, she even... also...

Realizing the warmth of the corners of his lips and the gentle lingering, Chu Yandong's jaw trembled slightly, and the original garlic smell, which was unbearable for him, gradually turned into a soft sweetness like cotton candy.

With a serious look on his face, he finally understood that it was impossible to stop Shi Jingsu's actions with such actions.

Why can this woman do this? !

Even if the filter is broken in front of "her", "she" still finds it bearable.

So, what does "she" love about him?

Chu Yandong thought of a sentence——

Can I change it? ! !

Pushing away the person in front of him, Chu Yandong's face was full of disbelief. Seeing Shi Jingsu was still unsatisfied, as if he was reminiscing the sweetness in his mouth before, Chu Yandong suddenly realized a kind of name that he had never experienced before. For the emotion of "shame and anger".

The author has something to say:

"It's me in the profile picture, are you not satisfied?", "I really want to beat you hard", "Do you want to talk now?", "Don't be so stubborn, you just like me", "You can't deceive people with your eyes" , "I support you", "Bao, do you want it?"——Some greasy speeches from the Internet

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He fled, he thought he was chasing, and in the end they couldn't fly.

Shi Jingsu: I really just want a divorce!

Shi Jingsu: For divorce, I really paid too much QAQ