Beautiful cannon fodder wants to divorce every day

what?

Shi Jingsu's body went numb.

As if sensing that he didn't hear clearly, Chu Yandong repeated: "I said come up to sleep."

"..."

Shi Jingsu's soul was shattered.

Boss, if you are kidnapped, please blink.

He did a lot of schizophrenic things today, because he wanted to play the divorce march, not the bridal chamber anthem of sharing the same bed.

Shi Jingsu froze his body motionless, how could he perfectly tell Chu Yandong that there is no need to bother?

"No need," Shi Jingsu said without turning his head, trying to be as tactful as possible, "I don't sleep well, which will definitely hinder you from resting well. You need to take good care of your body..."

According to his superb level and performance today, Chu Yandong would definitely propose a divorce to him immediately.

But instead of mentioning it, Chu Yandong even said to him at this moment——

"Why, didn't you keep saying that you liked me? Sleeping with me shouldn't be your dream. Why did you become so hesitant all of a sudden?"

Shi Jingsu's body trembled even more, and his soul exploded to pieces.

Boss, are you still the big guy I know?

He froze on the spot, not daring to turn his head easily, until a slender arm pulled him back fiercely.

Shi Jingsu collapsed in an instant, his shoulder bumped into a broad and firm embrace.

He was forced to raise his head, and his whole body nestled in Chu Yandong's arms like a big ostrich.

Chu Yandong was propping up his arms, pressing him forcefully into his arms.

Shi Jingsu was almost trapped in his arms.

The two maintained an extremely ambiguous posture, their breathing intertwined, and the air became thick and unclear.

Shi Jingsu's head began to dizzy.

What kind of ghostly posture is this? If you really want to believe in a man, even a sow can climb a tree.

Men's virtues, comrade, you have to abide by good men's virtues!

Did you say you would never touch me?

Although I am also a man, it is hard to chase after a good man once he speaks.

Are you worthy of the promise you once said?

Are you sorry?

Where is your conscience?

Shi Jingsu felt a burning pain somewhere in himself.

What should he do next?Shyly and timidly said, hate it, don't want it, people are not ready yet?

In other words, my aunt is here today, it's not convenient, why don't we have another day?

Or, dead ghost, I wanted to rest with you before, but you didn't want to, but now I don't want to, you'd better... Do you think this is interesting?It's fun, isn't it?

Coupled with the lyrics, "Love is not something you want to buy, you can buy it if you want it".

Shi Jingsu was sweating profusely, he couldn't take off his clothes and fight the bayonet with the opponent, could he?

Then he said to Chu Yandong, haha, unexpected, you have a flat chest, I also have a flat chest, you have a little brother Chu, and I also have a little brother, how are we brothers, Samsung photo.

The atmosphere fell to the bottom for a while.

Unexpectedly, Chu Yandong finally decided to be a beast.

Shi Jingsu had an awe-inspiring look, as if he was going to fall into the endless hell in the next moment.

He closed his eyes.

Under the soft orange light, Shi Jingsu's eyelids trembled slightly, and his well-defined crow eyelashes, like a butterfly, could fly away at any time.

Chu Yandong frowned subtly, and observed his appearance calmly.

Obviously, he usually takes the initiative to attack in various ways, but now, Shi Jingsu clenches his fists tightly and leans his body to the side as much as possible, as if he is afraid of leaning on him, his shoulders are trembling slightly.

But even so, he still pretended to be completely unafraid, closed his eyes deliberately and calmly asked, "What's wrong, I've been waiting for so long, A-Dong, why don't you hurry up and kiss me?"

Like a deliberate bluff.

When Jingsu was waiting for the long-awaited kiss, unexpectedly there was a faint sneer from above his head.

Opening his eyes suddenly, he saw Chu Yandong's funny face, and looked at him with great interest.

"Should I say you are narcissistic, or are you too confident? I just asked you to come up and sleep together, but I didn't say what kind of sleep it was."

In an instant, Shi Jingsu heard that Chu Yandong was teasing him.

His face flushed red.

Red all the way to the ears.

Shi Jingsu quickly looked away.

What a shame.

But it was too late, Chu Yandong had already seen his face as red as a ripe apple, and even sneered: "I didn't expect you to be shy?"

Shi Jingsu really wanted to reply, I am also human, how could I not be shy?

But in the end, he just muttered in a low voice: "I didn't expect that either, you're quite mean-spirited."

You know how to make fun of him?

Chu Yandong raised his lips, his indifferent brows were sharp and arrogant: "Didn't you always want to sleep with me?"

There was a clear smile in the tail tune, "Am I wrong?"

To tease him again.

Shi Jingsu really wanted to quibble, but after thinking about it carefully, what Chu Yandong said seemed to be correct. When facing Chu Yandong, his various performances were more...

Quick success?

He lowered his head, was dumb for a moment, and stopped arguing with reason, there was no need for that.

Chu Yandong's voice came from above his head again, and Shi Jingsu realized that the distance between the two of them was still so close.

The top of his head was almost touching his chin, and his shoulders were resting against his chest, completely immobile.

Chu Yandong said again in a low and cold voice: "Don't get me wrong, I let you come up to sleep, just because the education I have received since I was a child prevents me from really watching women lay on the floor."

Ha ha.

Shi Jingsu really wanted to answer him, so you ordered two bodyguards to carry me away on the day you picked up the bride?

Is this the elite education you have received since childhood?

Be patient, it's all about winning.

He was silent.

Chu Yandong finally let him go from his arms.

Immediately there was the sound of turning around, Shi Jingsu stiffened his neck, he didn't dare to move, and he didn't dare to look back at Chu Yandong's current state.

He moved his feet quietly, and could only rely on sending out a small elite army to scout out the enemy's situation to see how far Chu Yandong was from him now.

As soon as the soles of the feet were stretched out, the man next to him sounded like a whining voice: "Don't move."

Shi Jingsu had no choice but to let his elite troops rejoin the team, keeping his body motionless and not daring to cross the line.

Time passed by minute by minute.

Shi Jingsu didn't know how long it had passed, and he wasn't sure whether Chu Yandong fell asleep after all.

After such a short while, he had already slept so badly that his back ached, and it was hard to imagine what he would be like after a whole night.

Shi Jingsu counted the time in his mind, he heard even breathing from the next door, almost half an hour later, Chu Yandong should have fallen asleep?

Shi Jingsu just started bit by bit, trying not to make any movement, and groped towards the bed.

Suddenly there was another low voice from behind, and then Shi Jingsu's arm was grabbed.

"Did I let you move?"

When Shi Jingsu just touched the ground's feet, he could only retract them slowly.

Only then did he dare to turn around, and saw the extremely calm face that was almost sleeping against his back, and the breathing of the two intertwined again.

Shi Jingsu was startled.

Your mother's Chu Yandong, your mother's mother, you are really scarier than the boss of a horror movie!

He will never find "Jack" scary anymore, obviously Chu Yandong is more scary, okay?

Not knowing when Chu Yandong was so close to him, Shi Jingsu couldn't help thinking, is he a ghost, he won't make any movement even if he moves?

In this silent and tense night, no matter how much time Shi Jingsu was given, he couldn't fall asleep.

After all, it is very likely that the other party will know their true gender anytime, anywhere.

Shi Jingsu wanted to cry but had no tears, staring at the ceiling with the indifferent moonlight in a daze.

He really missed the days when he was alone.

Shi Jingsu smiled awkwardly, and moved his toes to show Chu Yandong: "I am in a hurry to urinate, and I want to go to the toilet."

A sneer made Shi Jingsu feel lost again.

The hand that was holding the arm gradually loosened, but Shi Jingsu didn't move at all. Such an abnormal behavior made Chu Yandong feel strange again.

"Didn't you say you were going to the bathroom?"

Shi Jing Su Pi smiled bluntly: "Yeah, I wanted to go to the bathroom just now, but after talking for a while, the urge to urinate was suppressed."

Chu Yandong stared at him silently, those black pupils were gloomy, without any emotion, staring at him made Shi Jingsu's whole body go numb, comparable to the excitement of challenging extreme sports.

After a while, Chu Yandong turned around and ignored him.

Shi Jingsu finally heaved a sigh of relief, and slowly moved his body, while staring at Chu Yandong's movements, while staying as far away from him as possible.

At dawn the next day, he woke up with a numbness all over his body.

Feeling melancholy, Shi Jingsu slowly raised his tired body, and was about to sit up straight when a voice even more unbelievable than his suddenly burst out beside him.

"Why are you still in my bed?"

Shi Jingsu looked at the sound source with a tired face.

In a burst of warmth, Chu Yandong's profile, which was bathed in the sunlight, seemed to be coated with a layer of gold, which made his originally pale complexion a little lighter.

On the sharp-edged face, there are also sharp-edged eyebrows and eyes.

There are sharp and turbulent waves in his eyes, which seems to have an arrogance above all things, which is in stark contrast to his cold and noble appearance.

Although his health has just improved, in comparison, Shi Jingsu looks much more embarrassed than him.

Her hair was messed up, her makeup was a bit messy, and her dress was a mess.

Shi Jingsu finally remembered what the two of them did last night.

They slept together.

Although I didn't actually do anything, but!

Shi Jingsu scrambled and hurried to the bathroom, looked in the mirror for a long time, made sure that the wig didn't fall off, the beard stubble didn't grow back, and everything was fine, so he felt at ease.

The dog forced Chu Yandong, pulled him last night and refused to let him go, woke up early in the morning, and turned his face on him again.

Pulling out the X is ruthless, and she really doesn't abide by male virtues!

Shi Jingsu simply adjusted his appearance and walked back to the master bedroom. Chu Yandong had already woken up.

Shi Jingsu waited for the divorce march all night, not only did not wait, but was dragged by Chu Yandong to sleep together.

He was angry, looking at the man in front of him, wishing he could whip him with a shoehorn.

But soon, Shi Jingsu adjusted his mental state.

On the road to success, there are always many ups and downs, which are tests from God.

Think of it as cultivating immortals.

Shi Jingsu didn't have a good rest, and there were two big bruises hanging under his eyes.

He thought about it all night, stalking doesn't work, low quality doesn't work, scary witch doesn't work, who else hasn't gone through?

He never thought that Chu Yandong would be so difficult to deal with!

He thought it could be done in four or five days at most, but it seems that it may not be done in a month.

Shi Jingsu is ready for a long-term battle.

He remembered again what Chu Yandong said about "dare to pester him", and suddenly walked slowly in front of Chu Yandong.

Chu Yandong was buttoning his shirt earnestly with lowered eyes.

It was not too surprising to see him coming.

In Chu Yandong's eyes, Shi Jingsu is a xiaoqiang who can't be beaten to death, no matter how coldly he speaks to him, he will still stand up again.

However, with this time limit, Chu Yandong didn't know how long Shi Jingsu could last.

Seeing Shi Jingsu lowering his head, as if he was thinking about what to do next, he raised his chin with a funny smile, and his sharp eyes swept over Shi Jingsu's head.

He was already ready for battle, even if Jing Su would suddenly stand on tiptoe and wrap his arms around his neck in the next second, he was already mentally prepared and would not give him any chance to succeed.

"Want to kiss me again?"

There was casual sarcasm in his tone.

"Let me think about it, what kind of excuse should you use this time? Shouldn't husband and wife have an intimate good morning kiss early in the morning?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Shi Jingsu suddenly raised his head and put his hands on his arms.

coming.

Chu Yandong frowned.

His body was stiff and he didn't intend to give him any chance to get close.

After a night of recuperation, he now has the strength to deal with it. No matter how strong Shi Jingsu is, it is impossible to really defeat him in a normal state.

Unexpectedly, the imaginary kiss did not come, but Shi Jingsu lowered his eyes and slowly helped him twist the button.

While Chu Yandong was wondering, he suddenly felt uncomfortable.

No—want to kiss him?

After realizing what was in his heart, Chu Yandong's face suddenly turned a little bit bad.

Especially in the next second, Shi Jingsu, who seemed to have no idea what was going on, suddenly raised his head and looked at him with a bewildered expression.

Chu Yandong's ears, which were hidden under the hair, suddenly turned red.

What was he thinking about?

He wasn't expecting anything!

That's all because... It's all because of this woman who always comes to kiss him unexpectedly.

Who made "she" always do that.

He had a normal thought according to the usual situation.

When Shi Jingsu saw that his face was different, he blinked slightly, his slender and thick black eyelashes trembled slightly, and he asked strangely, "What's wrong?"

"Is there something uncomfortable?"

The fingertips stretched out gently, and as soon as they touched Chu Yandong, it was like a burning fire on a winter night, causing him to withdraw his hand immediately.

The author has something to say:

Love is not what you want to buy, you can buy it if you want to buy it - by "Love Buying and Selling" Lyrics

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Shy and arrogant old boy——Actor: Chu Yandong.

【Small theater of this chapter】

Chu Yandong: You can't have my heart in this life.

After a long time.

Chu Yandong: Hehe, I poisoned myself.