Beautiful cannon fodder wants to divorce every day

[Did my husband divorce me today]: [No. 】

[Did my husband divorce me today]: [No. 30 days without a divorce. 】

[Did my husband divorce me today]: [It's too difficult for me, it's too difficult. 】

[Did my husband divorce me today]: [Why is he refusing to divorce me anyway? 】

[Did my husband divorce me today]: [He is a man who is obsessed with cleanliness and cares about face, but also an arrogant, arrogant and lonely man.I racked my brains and tried every means, and I have done such things as deliberately eating melon seeds and chicken feet in the car, deliberately messing up his car, and deliberately showing vulgar and low-quality qualities, just to arouse his strong emotions. disgusted.Turns out he didn't!Did not propose to divorce me! 】

[Did my husband divorce me today]: [I even pretended to be a witch, and acted like a godmother in front of him, talking to this item for a while, and talking to that item for a while, to make the atmosphere so gloomy that I can see it for myself. It looks even more crazy than crazy, comparable to a commercial blockbuster-the starring team of various ghosts.However, not only did he fail to retreat because of these things, he even let me sleep with him that night? ? 】

[Did my husband divorce me today]: [It is said that magic defeats magic. I have used so much magic, why it still doesn't work?When will my miserable days end! 】

The more you edit, the angrier you get.

Shi Jingsu was depressed, why is it so difficult for him to get a divorce? !

Unknowingly, I wrote a lot of content eloquently.

After exhaling in one breath, Shi Jingsu felt a lot more relaxed.

He never thought of using these to gain attention, so after venting, Shi Jingsu was about to withdraw from V-Bo.

Suddenly, the notification sound came.

Less than 5 minutes after he sent the message, someone came to leave a message.

[Hee hee hee hee]: [Hahahahahahahahaha haha ​​is funny, laughed at me, is this a new type of new serial short essay method of a funny blogger? 】

[Hee hee hee hee hee]: [Even so, I still want to see the follow-up, bloggers come on, hurry up and continue to use magic to defeat magic! 】

[One plus one is not equal to three]: [I feel the blogger's hard work on the verge of death. If it is true, the blogger's husband really endured it. It's almost time to catch up with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (no bad word about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles).Also, really hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha so funny. 】

[Jingle Bells]: [Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the divorce gift package has been updated.Can't get enough of it!Modo Modo! 】

[Give you a touch of white moonlight]: [Wow, I caught up with the latest update.Did the blogger pretend to be a witch for divorce?I imagined that scene for a while, and it really has a sense of déjà vu.The blogger chatted with the item, and said with a nervous smile: Actually, I have yin and yang eyes, are you afraid?Hahaha. 】

Shi Jingsu took a look, good guy, his fans actually added three more.

Nothing.

Hold on, hold on.

There are only three more, and it won't have much impact on his pure land.

Luckily he hasn't said anything about Jack yet.

Otherwise, I don’t know what kind of hahaha craze it will cause.

Shi Jingsu closed the V blog, walked to the full-length mirror, and took off the new fake breasts given by Lin Jingyue.

The body finally got a full release.

What a mother.

Meticulous details are handled so just right.

He couldn't help feeling in his heart.

Touching this fake breast, it is much softer and more comfortable than the previous material.

Breathability is also better.

But wearing it for a long time, I still feel a bit stuffy and uncomfortable.

Summer is coming soon, Shi Jingsu is really afraid that he will die from the heat.

He flicked the fake boobs casually, right above the corner of the full-length mirror.

After removing his makeup, he simply took a shower and walked back to his room. He collapsed on the bed, feeling more tired today than ever before.

Soon, Shi Jingsu closed his eyes and fell asleep.

He who hadn't dreamed for a long time actually dreamed of the scene where Chu Yandong captured him alive.

In the dream, he seems to be a bird with wings, no matter how he flies, he can't fly high.

Chu Yandong directly grabbed his ankle, and easily pulled it into his arms.

By the way, he put on the shackles and said to him with a smile: "A canary should look like a canary."

"If you want to run, there is no way!"

woo-

Shi Jingsu started howling in his dream.

The night is deep.

In the study, Chu Yandong finally completed all the work that could not be completed today.

Rubbing the tired brows, turning off the computer, he stood up, ready to go to the master bedroom.

During this period of time, because Shi Jingsu was not at home, he slept in the master bedroom that was used as the wedding room with Shi Jingsu.

He also wanted to rest in that room today, and had already forgotten the fact that Shi Jingsu had already returned home.

With heavy and tired steps, Chu Yandong came to the door of the room, stretched out his hand to turn it, but found that the doorknob could not be turned open no matter what.

Chu Yandong suddenly woke up.

He remembered that Shi Jingsu had already returned from her mother's house, and he "personally" picked her up.

Thinking of the word "in person", Chu Yandong couldn't help frowning.

How could he pick up Shi Jingsu in person.

Do not joke.

But what's more joking is that the doorknob can't be unscrewed no matter how hard it is.

At first, he thought it was because he didn't try hard enough, but Chu Yandong didn't realize the truth until he couldn't open the door after turning it four or five times.

The door was locked.

There is a layer of insurance from the inside.

All kinds of things began to keep replaying in my mind.

For example, Shi Jingsu, who was wearing a sexy nightgown, took the initiative to walk in front of him with her thin lips slightly parted, saying something like "Honey, I'm so cold and lonely by myself, can you stay with me at night?", and said What is "Hubby, I want to give birth to a monkey for you", and what is "Hubby, why are you shyer than me, let's have a happy boo boo"...

Doesn't Shi Jingsu really want to have a pleasant boo with him?

Don't you really want to sleep with him?

Don't you really want to do all kinds of things with him?

But now, Shi Jingsu actually locked the door.

And in the dark, Chu Yandong had an idea that it was not the first time Shi Jingsu locked the door today, but a habit he had kept since he married into their family.

So "she" is habitually locked.

Because usually Chu Yandong would not step into the master bedroom, according to the usual practice, it is impossible for him to step into this room today.

But Shi Jingsu was still locked.

What does it mean?

Means "she" has been doing this all along.

If Shi Jingsu was not insured, Chu Yandong might calm down after waking up from the dream and leave.

But now, Chu Yandong who was standing outside the door seemed to have a cold slap on his face.

The more he thinks about it, the more unhappy he feels, and the more he thinks about it, the more difficult it is to accept.

To avoid is also because he avoids Shi Jingsu, what does Shi Jingsu want to do by doing this?

Is it to prevent him from suddenly entering the room and doing that kind of thing to "her"?

What a joke!

"Dong dong dong—" Shi Jingsu, who had just fallen asleep, was awakened by successive knocks on the door.

He was startled.

Sitting up straight as if in shock, I thought I had an illusion.

But not only did the knocking on the door not stop, but it became more and more intense.

"Boom boom boom", "Boom boom boom"!

Shi Jingsu listened attentively, and after confirming and affirming that there was indeed someone standing behind the door, he stood up cautiously and approached the door.

At this time, I have to admire his cautiousness.

Fortunately, after returning to Chu's house, he couldn't change his old habits, otherwise he would be broken in the middle of the night, and he wouldn't have any ability to parry.

"Who?" Even though he knew that the person behind the door must be Chu Yandong, because only Chu Yandong was qualified to come to his room in the middle of the night, Shi Jingsu still couldn't believe that this person could be Chu Yandong .

Didn't he always want to be alone?

Didn't he just rest in the study all the time?

Chu Yandong behind the door had extremely sore teeth.

Shi Jingsu actually asked who it was?

Who else could it be?

Who else would appear at the door of "her" room in the middle of the night?

Or, who is "she" hoping for?

There was a strong chill gradually around the body, Chu Yandong's eyes were heavy, staring at the door became more and more fierce.

"Dong dong dong", he knocked three more times in a row.

Although the door is secured from the inside, as the owner of the Chu family's house, Chu Yandong has a key to open the door from the outside.

Shi Jingsu didn't know what kind of nerves he was having in the middle of the night, he only knew that if this delay continued, sooner or later Chu Yandong would be able to break through the defense line and enter the room.

"Shi Jingxin, open the door!"

"I know you're awake."

Shi Jingsu: "..."

Even knowing this, does he have clairvoyance?

In line with Chu Yandong's sentence "Don't pretend to be asleep", Shi Jingsu naturally matched the next line for him - "Open the door, open the door, open the door quickly, I know you are at home".

As if he had experienced a certain classic scene in "Deep Love and Rain", Shi Jingsu didn't dare to approach the door any more, and took two steps back. Apart from Wen Dong's incident, this was the first time he had seen such a scene. Chu Yandong with full anger.

Finished calf.

Shi Jingsu didn't know how to appease his anger.

Because he didn't even know the reason why Chu Yandong was angry.

He put his hands on his chest slightly, and suddenly found that his front was open and flat!

Fake breasts, wigs and nothing!

Shi Jing Su Miao sprinted into the bathroom, looked around, first tore off the fake breasts hanging on the corner of the mirror, then rushed back to the room, picked up the wig thrown at the end of the bed, and then ran back to the bathroom .

There was no more movement from the door, Shi Jingsu reckoned that Chu Yandong probably left.

But he won't let him go so easily, he must be looking for the key!

Sure enough, not long after, hurried footsteps came from the door again.

Soon, Shi Jingsu heard the sound of a key being put into the keyhole and the doorknob being turned.

He looked in the mirror, the false breasts had been put on, but the nightgown hadn't had time to change.

——In order to sleep more comfortably and get used to it, he always wears a T-shirt and shorts to sleep, although it is a large version for women.

And wigs.

I didn't even have time to put on the wig.

When Jingsu was in a hurry, he suddenly heard the sound of the doorknob turning completely.

Then came the sound of the door being opened.

That's too late!

In this state, Chu Yandong will definitely see it.

Then he will be found out that he is a man, and without waiting for him to explain, Chu Yandong will vomit and ruin his reputation at the same time, and get out of the Chu family directly!

Shi Jingsu's heart trembled.

Beside the door, half of an arm was gradually exposed.

The door slowly opened, as if the man behind the door was about to come in the next second.