Beautiful cannon fodder wants to divorce every day

Shi Jingsu, who had just experienced the scene of a social death, just wanted to immediately apply to go to the crematorium to be crushed and ashes.

He really didn't know what expression to use to face Zhao Yueyang's question.

Fortunately, the two of them are now in an online-to-online relationship, and Zhao Yueyang can't see his expression at all.

Shi Jingsu went back and forth in his mind, thinking of a bunch of reasons, looking for the one that seemed a little plausible among them, and finally decided on one of them.

[Su]: [I'm helping a client catch a scumbag. 】

[The most beautiful village flower]: [? 】

Shi Jingsu originally wanted to tell him that he was playing a certain movie in his notebook just now, and this was the plot of the movie.

But according to Zhao Yueyang's character of breaking the casserole and asking the end, he might ask him what kind of porn he is watching.As for the film, don't hide the good things, and let him have fun with his brother.

Naturally, it is impossible to have such a movie. Shi Jingsu felt that one thing more is worse than one thing less, and it is better to say it directly.

[Su]: [There is one thing I haven't told you. 】

[The most beautiful village flower]: [? ? 】

To be honest, Zhao Yueyang was very afraid that Shi Jingsu would say suddenly that I am not a man, but a woman.

But they just went to the bathing center to take a bath some time ago, and Zhao Yueyang quickly dismissed this nonsensical idea.

He held his breath, waiting for Shi Jingsu to take the initiative to explain.

Soon, news from Shi Jingsu arrived.

[Su]: [I have been working part-time online. 】

[Su]: [Part-time job for virtual girlfriend. 】

Gan!

It was as explosive as when he suddenly said he was a woman.

[Su]: [Recently, a client of mine encountered an emotional dispute. She saw her boyfriend chatting online, asking her younger sister to play games, etc., but the evidence was deleted by the man.So I placed my order and asked me to help seduce her boyfriend, record the chat history as audio, and so on. 】

In fact, this explanation is a bit untenable, because Chu Yandong's reply just now was very contradictory, and Zhao Yueyang, who had heard them chatting the whole time, would definitely be suspicious.

But Zhao Yueyang's focus turned out to be: [Can you speak female voice? 】

Congratulations Watson, finally found the blind spot.

Shi Jingsu replied: [A little bit of interest. 】

[The most beautiful village flower]: [Grass, I don't even know. 】

After Shi Jingsu suddenly showed off the operation of making small independent games last time, Zhao Yueyang felt that he really didn't know his brother at all!

[The most beautiful village flower]: [What else do you not know? 】

[The most beautiful village flower]: [You won't be fooling me, will you? 】

Although the following practice is a bit embarrassing, but the matter has come to this point, what is more depressing than being heard such embarrassing words in the game?

Shi Jingsu cleared his throat, and a sweet but not greasy voice suddenly flowed out: "Brother Zhao, do you believe it now?"

When Zhao Yueyang heard the same voice as the female voice in the game, his ears were almost numb.

This female voice is like whispering in the ear, it is really nice.

Zhao Yueyang, whose ears were almost pregnant, kept bumping around like a deer in his heart.

He couldn't help but turn on the voice, and listened to it three or four times before putting down the phone.

The moment he put down his phone, Zhao Yueyang was stunned.

How could he be moved by Shi Jingsu again!

Shi Jingsu is his good brother!

But, but... This female voice is really nice.

Zhao Yueyang suddenly remembered the scene where Shi Jingsu was wearing women's clothing and amazed everyone in an event held by the school.

With a bit of excitement, he began to cautiously probe: 【You have such awesome skills, why didn't you say it earlier? 】

Shi Jingsu is naturally hard to say, if it is not necessary, this matter will be kept as a secret and buried in the years to come.

But now, having been made public, he has nothing to hide.

[Su]: [I feel ashamed to do this kind of part-time job.I didn't even tell my parents, you are the first good friend around me to know. 】

Zhao Yueyang wanted to say that he was not ashamed at all, how could he laugh at his good brother.

After seeing the following line of words "You are the first good friend I know", he was even more excited, and carefully asked: [Jing Su, do you still remember what happened in school before?that activity. 】

Under normal circumstances, Zhao Yueyang would not call him "Jing Su". If he called him "Jing Su", it must be that something big is about to happen.

Shi Jingsu couldn't remember what he was talking about at all.

Zhao Yueyang reminded again: [It's that... that thing, the thing about you wearing women's clothing. 】

The times are numb.

He, in school, also wears women's clothing?

The author didn't mention it at all!

Good guy, how many hidden mines are waiting for him to step on?

[The most beautiful village flower]: [I have a heartless request here. 】

When seeing the words "Unfeeling Please", Shi Jingsu knew something was wrong.

[The most beautiful village flower]: [The way you wore women's clothes back then was really suitable, and now you say you can sing a girl, if you combine the two, I think it's no problem for you to play a woman. 】

Shi Jingsu closed his eyes and almost passed out.

He is now playing a woman who is okay for the time being.

Opening his eyes again, Zhao Yueyang's new message has arrived: [So next time I have a favor, I think... I want you to help. 】

With trembling fingertips, Shi Jingsu sent a message: [What's busy? 】

[The most beautiful village flower]: [After a while, I have a few friends who want to ask me out for dinner, and they all bring their girlfriends over, but I don't...so, that...]

Speaking of this, Zhao Yueyang was obviously a little embarrassed.

Ok.

Shi Jingsu understood.

This is for him to pretend to be Zhao Yueyang's girlfriend.

How could things develop in such a weird direction?

He confessed to Zhao Yueyang that he was doing virtual girlfriends, and he did it after a fierce inner struggle.

Normally, it's hard to say anything.

Shi Jingsu is now full of shame.

Doesn't Zhao Yueyang feel that it's abnormal for a good man to be a virtual girlfriend?

But Zhao Yueyang actually...

[Su]: [I refuse, it's not appropriate to cheat, you'd better find a serious girlfriend. 】

[Su]: [If you accidentally take it off and fall off the horse, then both of us will be ashamed. 】

[The most beautiful village flower]: [I know, this matter has certain risks, but brother, I beg you, I will give you an appearance fee, do me a favor, please please.Where am I going to find a temporary girlfriend over now?Brother, you can't ignore death. [Woooo.jpg]]

Having reached this point, Shi Jingsu was too embarrassed to refuse any further, so he could only reluctantly agree: [Then... let's talk about it when the time comes. 】

[The most beautiful village flower]: [Great, thank you brother! 】

"Ding ding——" with a sound, Zhao Yueyang really sent a big red envelope.

When Shi Jingsu took it apart and saw that it was 500 yuan, Zhao Yueyang sent another message asking him to use the money to buy more delicious Bubu.

After finishing the conversation with Zhao Yueyang, Shi Jingsu came to the door lightly, quietly opened a crack in the door, and looked outside.

The corridor was pitch-black, there were no other people, and it was very silent.

Shi Jingsu breathed out lightly, fortunately Chu Yandong was not bored enough to stay by the door to eavesdrop.

Locking the door from the inside again, Shi Jingsu lay back on the big bed, thinking that Chu Yandong came in once, and there should be no possibility of coming in a second time.

He took out his mobile phone, habitually opened the private space of the V Bo trumpet, and began to add bricks and tiles to it.

[Did my husband divorce me today]: [It's No. 30 who failed to get a divorce again for six days. 】

[Did my husband divorce me today]: [My husband who has always avoided me like a snake, suddenly entered my room without a sound today. 】

[Did my husband divorce me today]: [I don't know what he wants to do, I'm happily playing the Canyon of Kings.As I rolled around on the bed and rolled around again, I suddenly rolled into his lap! 】

[Did my husband divorce me today]: [His legs! ! ! ! 】

[Did my husband divorce me today]: [Scared to death. 】

[Did my husband divorce me today]: [Fortunately, I had an idea and quickly realized that I took advantage of his dislike of being close to me. After all, he said back then that he hated me pestering him the most, so I immediately acted back One took off his clothes, then tapped his leg with his toes, and asked him, "You came so late, you just want to sleep with me." My husband ran away in anger.Plan to pass! 】

After sending these, Shi Jingsu can already expect that there will be a powerful sightseeing group waiting for an update soon.

Sure enough, within half an hour, there were several messages under this status.

——This successful person is very soulful when I run away in anger, hahahahaha, is he a sand sculpture husband?

——Damn it, it’s like a H-movie scene, blogger, you’re a bit too talented if you don’t write novels.

——Tell me, Mr. Jin, what was the reason you quit the literary world?

——I won’t read your book without the publishing house.

——If you can talk, talk more.

——What the hell is the situation? Hahahahahahaha, they all took off their clothes and threw themselves into their arms, so they can turn a blind eye and run away. Should I sympathize with the blogger for not being attractive, or should I sympathize with the blogger for marrying someone who is not good enough? What about your husband?

One of them actually has that "Jingle Bells" again!

Shi Jingsu really wanted to comment at the bottom of her message, do you have an update reminder, why do you appear in seconds every time I update?

That's it.

After venting, I always feel much more comfortable.

Shi Jingsu ignored those comments, quit the V blog, and started looking for some food videos to watch.

A woman who "loves her husband like her life" has to get up early the next day to make breakfast for her husband.

Shi Jingsu made two hecks and lay straight on the bed, waiting for the dawn of the next day.

**

Back in the study, Chu Yandong felt more and more upset.

That room is his, why now he can't go back to the master bedroom to sleep every day, and has to sleep in the study almost every night?

And when Jingsu was in that room, he didn't know what he was doing every day.

After all, when he attacked suddenly just now, he discovered that Shi Jingsu was happily playing games with other wild men.

Chu Yandong clenched his fists silently.

In my mind, I suddenly imagined Shi Jingsu wearing sexy clothes, scratching his head and flirting with different men during video chats.

The place where the trousers on the legs were rubbed by Shi Jingsu's toes seemed to have been scorched by a tongue of fire, and there are still traces of burning heat.

With a hehe, Chu Yandong stood up abruptly, and walked towards the master bedroom again.

He went this time, definitely not because he cared about Shi Jingsu playing games with other wild men, definitely not.

It's just that he thinks that he is also the head of the family and should sleep where he should be.

Coming to the door again, Chu Yandong stretched out his hand to turn the doorknob.

He was already mentally prepared that Shi Jingsu might re-lock the door.

So this time, Chu Yandong brought a spare key to the master bedroom.

But in his heart, there was a faint feeling of luck.

He had come to the room once before and then left again. Shi Jingsu should think that he would not appear again, so he relaxed his guard and would not lock it from the inside again.

Yet when he started turning the doorknob.

The cruelty of reality gave him a shining slap again.

Hey!

Chu Yandong shouted in his heart.

He took out the spare key and slammed it into the keyhole.

The door swung open.

The room was pitch black.

Chu Yandong got used to the darkness for a long time before he saw a vague silhouette of a human on the bed.

Shi Jingsu actually fell asleep.

Still sleeping so soundly.

For some reason, Chu Yandong's anger grew deeper, and he wished to pull him up from the bed.

He thought that his appearance just now would deal a heavy blow to Shi Jingsu, at least there was a sense of warning to make Shi Jingsu restrain himself and tell "her" that this is the Chu family, don't go too far.

But Shi Jingsu not only didn't feel flustered, but fell asleep soon.

"She" just said she wanted the two of them to sleep together, really? !

Chu Yandong couldn't see that Shi Jingsu wanted to sleep with him at all.

If there was, after he turned and left, Shi Jingsu would definitely feel lost and painful because of his failure and his neglect.

At the very least, it will affect "her" sleep quality.

And when he came to the room again, he would see Shi Jingsu's sad and tearful face.

How can I sleep so soundly like now?

"Shi Jingxin!" After groping all the way to the bed, Chu Yandong let out a low voice, with unspeakable anger in his chest.

The person on the bed didn't move, as if he didn't hear his roar at all.

Chu Yandong simply tore off his tie, threw it on the ground, unbuttoned the two buttons on his collar, and then lay down hard beside Shi Jingsu.