Beautiful cannon fodder wants to divorce every day

Hearing "two men are in love", Shi Jingsu's face turned green.

Although he appears in women's clothing now, under the women's vest, his real body is a man.

The relationship between him and Chu Yandong is no longer two men dating, but two men getting married?

Perhaps because of a guilty conscience, Shi Jingsu started to drink from the large teacup in front of him.

Halfway through drinking, he suddenly choked on the water in his mouth, and sprayed all of it on Chu Yelin's face opposite him with a "poof--".

Chu Yelin was stunned, and everyone present was stunned, including Chu Yandong who was beside Shi Jingsu, who also looked at him speechlessly.

"Yes, I'm sorry." Shi Jingsu coughed and wiped the corners of his mouth in a disfigured way.

Then everyone saw that his original fresh red lips were wiped out into a funny shape like a clown.

He seemed completely unaware of how bad his own image was at the moment, so he picked up his chopsticks again, and before the elders did anything, he took the lead in picking out an exquisite dish and began to eat it.

In the eyes of everyone, emotions such as disgust, doubt, disbelief, unbearable and so on suddenly appeared.

Even Chu Yelin, who was precisely hit by the tea, couldn't catch Chu Zhihuan talking to his boyfriend Xu Lening at this moment.

Shi Jingsu looked at everyone innocently.

In fact, a beautiful song is sung in my heart.

Behold, the second step of the plan.

He has successfully stepped on one of his mighty thighs.

The more people there are watching him, the better.

When the family banquet is over today, people will definitely spread rumors: "Chu Yandong's wife really can't get on the stage. It's like she hasn't eaten in eight lifetimes. Doesn't she understand the etiquette of elders moving chopsticks first? Just... married such a wife , don’t joke, he is not ashamed, we are all ashamed.”

Shi Jingsu picked up another dish with chopsticks, opened a bottle of Moutai on the table by the way, and poured tons and tons into the wine glass.

Everyone's eyeballs almost fell to the ground.

Not only because of his heroic posture when eating, but also because he doesn't talk about martial arts.

The whole story of Liangshan heroes and heroes becoming sworn brothers.

Just when everyone was surprised, Shi Jingsu's showmanship went to a higher level.

He raised one leg and stepped directly on the chair.

Everyone looked at him in disbelief, as if they were looking at a monster.

And Chu Yandong beside him also had black lines all over his face.

Obviously a little shocked by his showmanship.

For a moment, I forgot to stop him.

Shi Jingsu raised his wine glass happily, looking at the wine glass that was only as high as his palm, he didn't feel too happy.

In front of everyone, he poured the wine into the bowl again, and continued to open the bottle to fill it up tons and tons.

Everyone: "..."

Holding up the bowl, Shi Jingsu said to them, "Brothers, I will do it first as a respect!"

Everyone's eyeballs were about to pop out.

Thinking that "she" won't really want to drink, right?

Seeing that Shi Jingsu opened his mouth and took a big gulp.

Then he spit it all out with a "poof--".

Chu Yelin, whose face was full of wine, just wanted to say, why is it always me who gets hurt!

He wiped his face and finally wiped off some of the alcohol on his face.

Just about to knock on the table and ask Shi Jingsu what he wants to do?

Are you rebellious?

Never seen such a vulgar woman!

Shi Jingsu was already hissing his tongue, making a fan with his hands to keep fanning himself who sticks out his tongue.

"Spicy, so spicy."

Everyone: "..."

Shi Jingsu quickly poured himself a drink.

It's really spicy.

Just as he was about to pour it into his mouth, Shi Jingsu suddenly remembered that he had to do it to the end.

He simply didn't do anything, and just brought the 2L bottle of drink.

Stand up with your lips on Ton Ton!

In just 30 seconds, everyone's jaws fell to the ground in shock—this woman actually poured out 2L of drink in one go.

Someone swallowed.

The shocking scene left him speechless.

Shi Jingsu thought, anyway, today might be the last day at the Chu family, let's let this prosperous world be more carnival!

He boldly wiped the corner of his mouth with the back of his hand.

Hiccup by the way.

"Hiccup~"

Everyone's faces were a little embarrassed, and some even wanted to call the security guards to drag him down, saying where did he come from.

If it wasn't because "she" was Chu Yandong's wife.

It's possible someone would do that.

Shi Jingsu picked up a cashew nut first, threw it into his mouth deliberately, and took another sip of the drink in the cup comfortably, looking at the crowd with puzzled eyes: "What's the matter, eat it all, Hurry up and move your chopsticks, why are you looking at me? If you don’t eat these dishes, it will be cold.”

No one moved their chopsticks, they all looked at him with incredulous eyes.

Shi Jingsu acted like no one was around, deliberately picking and choosing from the dish in front of him with chopsticks, and finally picked those abalones into his bowl.

Then, he changed a dish and started hoo hoo again.

By the time everyone realized it, the delicacies on his plate had been piled up like hills, and among the remaining dishes, there were really only some garnish dishes left.

Everyone: "..."

"You..." Chu Yandong was obviously about to be pissed off.

His complexion was very bad.

Pale piece.

There was even an urge to drag him out just around the corner.

Shi Jingsu was almost moved.

How long has it been since I haven't seen Chu Yandong who is about to be furious?

Every time before, there was a lot of thunder and rain.

It looks like it's about to throw a tantrum, but it actually doesn't do actual damage every time.

Dude, I've worked my way up to this.

The rest is up to you.

Shi Jingsu saw it, pretended not to see it, and evened a lot of the dishes on the dinner plate into Chu Yandong's bowl.

Chu Yandong:? ? ?

Does "she" know what "she" is doing now?

It's okay to be so vulgar and have no manners at home, but now in front of so many Chu family members, even people with foreign surnames, don't you know how to restrain yourself?

Shi Jingsu looked at him, as if he was looking at a child who had been hungry for ten days and a half months, and said, "Husband, hurry up and eat. If there is not enough food here, there is still room at the next table."

That means, we can go to other tables to hoo hoo.

People at the other tables listened quietly with their ears pricked up:  …

Xu Lening, who was originally ashamed by Chu Yelin's words, looked at Shi Jingsu with eyes full of gratitude as if he had escaped a catastrophe.

Shi Jingsu just wanted to say, don't love me, there is no result!

He randomly took a salt-baked prawn to his hand, began to carefully devein and shell the prawn, and then handed the peeled prawn to Chu Yandong's lips.

The ambiguous atmosphere of affection and lingering love made everyone feel heartbeat and blush after seeing it.

"Husband, ah-ah-ah-"

"Open your mouth."

"Don't you like me feeding you like this?"

Shi Jingsu let out a "hee" on purpose: "Ah, I see, you want me to do that kind of action."

He immediately grabbed the prawn tail meat like no one else was there, and approached Chu Yandong's lips with his lips ambiguously.

Chu Yandong endured and endured, finally couldn't bear it anymore, stood up, grabbed Shi Jingsu's wrist, and pulled him into a separate room in the private villa.

Taking this opportunity, Shi Jingsu hurriedly said "Oops" before he could leave the banquet hall, and said loudly on purpose: "Husband, I know you always like to pursue excitement, but in front of so many relatives and elders, we... we It's better to restrain yourself. If you want to do something, you can do it when you go home."

Everyone's ears pricked up again.

Is this boudoir love story something they can hear when they have a meal today?

Unexpectedly, Chu Yandong was so dissatisfied with his desires that he would have sex with his wife anytime and anywhere.

Chu Yandong's face turned red and then turned pale, and immediately gave up the idea of ​​taking him into a small private room.

He was afraid that if he really did this, everyone really thought he wanted to do something.

Chu Yandong threw away Shi Jingsu's wrist again, and sat back in his original position with a froze face.

At this time, Uncle Chu, who is the elder and most influential at this table, stood up: "We all know that this child, A Dong, has recently married a wife. This wife may not be like the child who has been growing up in the Chu family. I have been used to seeing big winds and waves since I was a child, so everyone understands that it is also understandable that you will be ecstatic and understandable when you see such a rich food on the table for the first time."

"I'm going to ask the chef to make another table of good dishes and replace all the existing ones."

Chu Yandong saw that many people on the table pursed their lips and seemed to be secretly laughing.

The uncle's words were not only saying that he married an ignorant wife, but also complaining that the Chu family was usually too harsh on the newlywed wife, and they didn't even let "her" eat any good food.

Sure enough, Chu Yelin, who was used to holding a gun and carrying a stick, started nagging again: "My cousin's family is so rich, can't even bear to cook a delicious meal? See how hungry my sister-in-law is, eat more , it’s not enough to wait a little longer.”

Nice!

While devouring it voraciously, Shi Jingsu secretly looked at Chu Yandong's expression.

His complexion was indeed extremely ugly, more gloomy and terrifying than any snowstorm Shi Jingsu had ever seen.

Shi Jingsu thanked him with a smile: "Thank you cousin, my lord cousin doesn't remember the villain, I choked when I drank water just now, and I accidentally sprayed it on my cousin's face, maybe I can spray it again next time." Now, I beg my cousin not to take it to heart."

Chu Yelin:? ? ?

next time?And next time?

You've had two consecutive offenses!

There are only three things, don't let me have a third chance!

Then, his voice hadn't been conveyed from the bottom of his heart.

Shi Jingsu accidentally gave another "puchi" and gave Chu Yelin the chance to drink for the third time.

Chu Yelin, who no longer wanted to wipe his face, just wanted to express.

Destroy it, don't love it anymore.

Soon, when everyone saw Shi Jingsu eating with his belly open, he immediately cleaned up the mountain-high piles of dinner plates in front of him like a storm.

The corners of Chu Yelin's mouth twitched.

Maybe he said so many things against his will, only this one is the truth: "Sister-in-law really has a good appetite."

After Shi Jingsu finished eating, he looked around and asked, "Do you have any toothpicks?"

Immediately a waiter brought a toothpick.

But when I saw him, it was like seeing some dead star, and I didn't dare to touch him.

Shi Jingsu took the toothpick in satisfaction, picked his teeth, looked at the crowd and said regretfully: "You really don't want to eat it. It's a pity, the food on the table just now was really delicious."

Crowd: ...

You have eaten all the food, what shall we eat? !

Shi Jingsu patted his elastic belly and burped again: "Hi~"

The disgusted faces of the eldest uncle, second uncle and others became even uglier.

This time a battle plan was over, and Shi Jingsu completely became the focus of everyone.

Whether it was this table or the people at other tables, they all turned their eyes to him.

But as if he didn't care what others thought of him, he got up suddenly and said, "I'm going to the bathroom."

Those who achieve great things have to be informal.

What could be more serious than the previous social death in the game?

In order to get a divorce, Shi Jingsu has already looked down on him, losing face is nothing, it is better than picking up trash in the next life for a living.

Entering the bathroom, he looked in the mirror and began to groom himself.

The color of this lipstick is really good, very suitable for playing ghosts at night.

Because of gobbling for a long time, the lipstick has almost been eaten.

Shi Jingsu simply took out the cosmetic bag he was carrying with him, added color to it, and made the blush on his face more colorful by the way.

I looked at it in the mirror for a long time.

He felt that the makeup that Xu Yan put on him was good everywhere, but it was a little too beautiful.

It made him look like a fairy descending to earth, so he had to be uglified a little more.

When Shi Jingsu just entered the door, he obviously saw many people's eyes resting on him, showing some amazed gazes.

I said, don't love me, to no avail.

We are the wives of the Chu family now.

Thinking about it, Shi Jingsu took out the eyeshadow palette again, and added two thick strokes on both eyes, instantly creating an exaggerated smoky makeup.

Looking at the face in the mirror that turned into another dignified face in an instant, Shi Jingsu smiled in satisfaction.

Anywhere is good now, but the jewelry earrings on these two ears are too big.

The fall made his ears hurt.

Recalling the scene of being pierced by his cousin, Shi Jingsu showed a distraught face.

I am too difficult, too difficult.

In order to marry, I paid too much.

Shi Jingsu decided.

Now that the ears have been pierced.

It's not bad to find two earrings to wear.

Holding the jewelry earrings in his hands, he thought about taking them off.

Just as he was about to move, a figure suddenly walked in at the door.

Shi Jingsu was stunned.

Xu Lening was also stunned.