Beautiful cannon fodder wants to divorce every day

He held his forehead, his brain was a bit out of touch with the current situation, just like drinking a fragment.

Carefully recalling yesterday's episode, Shi Jingsu finally remembered his current situation in the rhythmic voice of "Madam" like a reminder.

That's right, he's transmigrated into a book, and he's dressed as the wife of the male pig's feet in the male frequency cool novel.

Hehe, a pseudo-mother wife disguised as a woman.

Why not simply let him dress up as a real woman and take away my little brother?

Shi Jingsu got up from the bed very melancholy, and couldn't help but rejoice that he was not dizzy from sleep. If he accidentally responded with a real male voice when the housekeeper called him, within the next 10 minutes, Chu Yan Dong must broadcast a plot of sending him out of the earth in place.

"I, I just woke up, what's the matter?"

After changing the condition of his voice, the sweet but not greasy, soft and delicate tone came out of his mouth naturally and smoothly.

I am so sad.

Shi Jingsu found to his dismay that as time went by, he became more and more comfortable using female voices.

The butler replied respectfully from outside the door: "Breakfast is ready for you. Madam, when is it convenient for you to get up and have breakfast?"

for breakfast?

When hearing these three words, Shi Jingsu's eyes lit up.

That was really an act of giving charcoal in a timely manner.

Since last night, he has only eaten a little bit of red dates and peanut biscuits and so on.

Marriage is really not an act that ordinary people can accomplish.

The loneliness of two people, the carnival of a group of people—seeing the guests and friends happily having dinner, he and Chu Yandong could only mechanically deliver their wedding speeches on the stage.

Shi Jingsu gave a soft "hmm" and replied, "I'll be right there."

Said it was right away, Shi Jingsu didn't forget to take a look at his current appearance first.

This bedroom is connected to a very large cloakroom, as well as a bathroom and a bathroom.

Shi Jingsu walked slowly towards the cloakroom, where there were all kinds of jewels, as if they were waiting for the favor of his "hostess".

pity……

Shi Jingsu lamented that such a handsome, unrestrained and suave person could only make them fall out of favor.

Don't love me, no result.

There is a three-dimensional hanging full-length mirror in the cloakroom. Shi Jingsu was still a little sleepy at first, but when he saw a face in the full-length mirror, he almost died of fright.

What's happening here? !

He ran to the mirror in disbelief, resting his palms on the mirror.

With heavy makeup on, one eyelash was still stuck to his eyelid, and the other one had long since disappeared.

Last night, because he was too sleepy and had no common sense that makeup needs to be removed, Shi Jingsu went to sleep with makeup on.

At this moment, his eye shadow was already dirty, and together with the liquid eyeliner, it turned into a black puffy ball, like two big dark circles, staying proudly under his eyelids.

Shi Jingsu: "..."

This kind of face that can be pulled directly to take ghost movies, can't go out to meet people at all!

To make matters worse, when Shi Jingsu tried to wash it with clean water, he found out in despair that he couldn't wash it off at all!

No matter how much he rubbed it, no matter how hard he rubbed it, a layer of skin almost fell off his face, but the two shadows remained there indestructible.

As if making fun of his useless work.

Shi Jingsu finally remembered to ask for help from the off-site hotline, and immediately found his mobile phone to contact his cousin.

Even if you are alone in the room and no one else is there, don't take it lightly.

Shi Jingsu decided that as long as he was dressed as a woman, he would maintain a female voice.

The first call my cousin received in a daze in the morning was from the number of this little cousin.

The note also wrote about Jing Su's little cousin.

So when she heard the other party speak in a soft and soft voice, the cousin immediately rolled from the bed to the floor.

cousin:? ? ?

Cousin: "Who are you? Why do you have my cousin's cell phone?"

Maybe it was because she was too sleepy, but she seemed to forget that Jingsu had just married as a girl yesterday.

Shi Jingsu said troubledly: "Cousin, it's me."

Cousin: "Who?"

She looked at the notes again, and it said "Little Cousin Jing Su" that's right.

Shi Jingsu: "Me!"

When he spoke the next few words, he didn't dare to speak too loudly, he could only hum softly like a mosquito, "Jing Su, your little cousin."

The cousin finally came to her senses, and after a daze, there was a long burst of explosive laughter.

Yesterday at the wedding scene, I was a little nervous, and I didn't dare to laugh at all. Now that I think about it, this unbelievable thing is really funny, especially...

Cousin is too curious.

"Didn't you have sex last night?"

"Didn't Chu Yandong realize that you are a man?"

"Chu Yandong can't do it?"

Shi Jingsu: "..."

Cousin, if you want me to die faster, just say so.

Some things can only be felt but cannot be expressed in words, the cousin can roughly imagine what the situation is like, just like Chu Yandong who wished to be a world away from Shi Jingsu, the two of them probably couldn't sleep in the same room at night.

It's important to talk about business, Shi Jingsu counts every second, and quickly explained the reason for his call.

"The condition of my face is very bad now, as if I have been punched a few times, and both eyes are hurt. How can I go out to meet people like this?"

The cousin introduced triumphantly after hearing this: "Of course, I use a very waterproof eyeliner, which lasts for a long time and is very docile. It won't easily fade after a night."

Shi Jingsu was silent: ...

I beg you to be merciful, don't be too dedicated at this time!

The cousin was puzzled: "Little Susu, you went to bed without removing your makeup last night? You must have painted on your face!"

Shi Jingsu sighed: "Isn't this inexperienced?"

He thought that these things could be washed with water.

Careless.

How tiring is it to be a delicate girl?

First of all, it takes a few hours to make up, and it takes a few minutes at least, which is enough time. I have to remove the makeup when I get home, and it takes a long time to remove the makeup. After removing the makeup, I may have to replenish water and make a mask for maintenance. , it's time again...

Cosmetics are also expensive.

Is that makeup?

It's all about money.

Can removing makeup be called makeup?

All that was unloaded was money.

Feeling that the money on his face was about to flow away like running water, Shi Jingsu was devastated, and prayed for the running water to flow faster.

There probably was no makeup remover in the wedding room. While listening to his cousin's scientific knowledge about makeup, Shi Jingsu rummaged through the entire bathroom and shower room. He found nothing in every corner, and he still couldn't find a bottle of makeup remover.

He tried rubbing it with shower gel again, but the effect was not satisfactory.

Cousin is also helpless, if she wants to wait for her to go to Chu's house, it will have to wait two or three hours.

The Chu family's mansion is too far away, in a place in the suburbs.

And the cousin came to visit on the second day of the wedding, and the cousin didn't know what reason to use.

Unable to find makeup remover, Shi Jingsu could only look at the two big dark circles in the mirror in frustration, and bowed his head sadly.

After how to maintain his identity as a woman, he faced a new problem——

How do you go to a restaurant to eat with this face?

Is Chu Yandong also in the restaurant?

After realizing this problem, Shi Jingsu became even more sad.

Leaving the bathroom, Shi Jingsu walked back to the bedroom dejectedly, walked slowly to the bed and sat down.

He glanced inadvertently out of the corner of his eye, and suddenly found the wig on the bedside table. After a day of tossing yesterday, and casually tore it off, the messy headdress and messy long hair were all twisted together. It is worse.

Shi Jingsu clutched his heart, holding up the wig in grief, like holding up a cannon fodder character who was about to die, praying that it would last longer and be stronger.

wig!

do not go--! !

In the end, it took Shi Jingsu more than ten minutes to try to take apart all the hair accessories, and then combed it a little bit, and finally managed to make the wig barely readable, but there were still many knots in many places.

He sighed and put the wig back on, and adjusted it according to his feeling yesterday, then took a deep breath, mustered up the courage, and went to the bathroom again.

Although I have some mental preparations, but...

Looking at the chicken nest head in the mirror, as well as the dirty, colorful and incomparably gorgeous face makeup, Shi Jingsu was terrified, he was only one step away from the crematorium.

Shi Jingsu clutched his fragile little heart.

The day-to-day life in the novel is really exciting, and I feel like I can take him away at any time.

How to do?

Shi Jingsu's mind was full of what to do.

After walking anxiously in the room for a long time, the voice like a talisman came again.

"Ma'am," the housekeeper knocked on the door, "how are you?"

It was probably because the delay was too long, and the members of the Chu family were also afraid that he might make a mistake.

Shi Jingsu looked at the closed door in despair.

Holding the chicken nest on his head, he was terrified and had a splitting headache.

How did the original owner survive?

He will never laugh at the original owner's poor psychological endurance!

"Madam, if you are inside, can you reply?" The housekeeper began to feel a little anxious.

Shi Jingsu walked quickly into the cloakroom, searching for any clothes that could cover his body, and replied in a female voice: "Ah, I just took a nap again, and I'm going to wash up now."

The butler finally felt relieved.

Just when Jingsu thought the housekeeper had left, the housekeeper made another noise, which startled him.

"Sir and Madam are also in the restaurant, waiting for your meal."

what?

Shi Jingsu put something on his body quickly, and his pupils trembled.

Chu's father and Chu's mother were also there, which meant that he had to muddle through under the eyes of the three of them.

Don't help me up, it's hopeless, let me die where I am!

The butler waited at the door for a long time, but didn't hear any sound. Just as he was about to leave and go to the restaurant to reply to the letter, the closed door finally opened slowly, revealing a tightly wrapped face inside.

The butler looked at him in surprise.

Shi Jingsu wore sunglasses on his face, a scarf around his head, and a light yellow long dress on his body.

He has a slender waist and long and straight legs, but his exposed face looks very haggard.

The butler could only roughly see what was going on with his eyes through the sunglasses.

That was really too bad, his eyes were black and blue.

Both eyes were not spared.

As if he cried all night yesterday.

The area around his lips was also bright red.

And the tip of the nose is as red as it is.

A brand new picture had formed in the housekeeper's mind.

The bride who had just passed the door stayed up all night because of the bad attitude of the groom's officer, and even cried miserably on the wall with her pillow in her arms.

She kept rubbing her eyes, nose, and lips, and kept wiping away the tears that kept flowing, feeling the sharp pain in her heart.

It's too awful.

It's really miserable.

Chu's father and Chu's mother still dreamed that the two children could get along well.

However, the housekeeper knew very well that Chu Yandong did not stay in the bedroom at all last night.

Chu Yandong temporarily went to the study room, leaving the newly promoted young lady of the Chu family to face a strange environment alone.

For a bride, her husband left her ruthlessly behind on what should have been a loving wedding night. This is absolutely cruel and will probably leave an indelible shadow for the rest of her life.

It is normal for the young lady to cry.

The housekeeper couldn't help but look at Shi Jingsu with a layer of sympathy.

Thank goodness.

Shi Jingsu has a grateful heart.

Fortunately, a scarf and a pair of sunglasses were found in the cloakroom.

Putting this set of equipment on the face, it can be temporarily turned into his substitute, resisting a wave of attacks for him.

If asked about the situation, Shi Jingsu even thought of the reason.

I just said that I didn’t pay attention last night, drank a lot of water before going to bed, and now my face is swollen, I am embarrassed to see people, especially on the second day of the wedding, I am embarrassed to face my husband with such an ugly face.

He wants to always leave the most beautiful figure in front of her husband.

During the process, he could even say a few words, which strengthened the character of the little green tea wife that Chu Yandong hated.

Shi Jingsu began to feel confident.

For a moment, he didn't notice the butler's gradually softening eyes, he only thought that he was a kind-hearted elderly man, and said softly "Let's go", asking the butler to lead the way.

It wasn't that Shi Jingsu wanted to put on airs.

It's that the Chu family is really...really overbearing.

When Shi Jingsu came to the wedding room yesterday, the road made him a road idiot.

Is this the benefit of the rich? !

Oh got it got it.

Shi Jingsu was envious to the point of numbness.

**

In the dining room, Chu Yandong in a suit and leather shoes was sitting on the dining chair, and his parents were on the other side.

Chu Yandong wanted to eat first, but Chu's father and Chu's mother insisted that they must wait until Shi Jingsu came downstairs.

Last night, Chu Yandong did not have sex with Shi Jingsu, Chu Yandong secretly concealed it, so Chu's father and Chu's mother did not know about it.

They always thought that Chu Yandong and Shi Jingsu got along very well.

The housekeeper has been sent to invite her twice, and the newlywed wife has not been able to get up until now. Doesn't it just prove something?

Maybe it's because of daily affairs and overwork that caused the child to sleep until now.

Mother Chu couldn't help but sneak a glance at her son.

Chu Yandong's sitting posture was strict and upright, his face was serious and indifferent, every word and deed was like a machine that was so accurate that there would be no mistakes.

On this son's face, she hardly saw any expression other than a sneer, which made him look a little less human, and also made it impossible to understand his thoughts.

Unexpectedly, he was so satisfied with his new wife.

Is it such a little tsundere who is not good at words?

Mother Chu coughed lightly.

It happened to attract Chu Yandong's attention.

Even though it was a bit embarrassing to talk about this topic, Mother Chu still felt that it was necessary to give Chu Yandong a little advice.

Young people, still have to pay attention to moderation.

Besides, Chu Yandong's health is not very good, so he can't come here several times in one night just because his newlywed wife is too delicate and beautiful.

Mother Chu didn't want her son to pass out on his new wife because of his weakness.

It just so happened that Chu's father also had this intention, and kept reminding her with his eyes.

She was just struggling with how to bring up this topic with Chu Yandong calmly.

So when Chu Yandong heard Chu's mother give advice in a metaphorical way, his expression quickly became ugly.

Chu's mother's words reminded him of Shi Jingsu's affectionate kiss with him before leaving the master bedroom last night.

The touch of that lump of softness on his lips is still fresh in his memory.

Unexpectedly soft, tender, and even has a nice, faint aroma.

The moment it touched his tongue, the aroma suddenly turned sweet.

A delicious burst of sweetness.

It turned out to be sweet.

That was an unexpected taste.

Chu Yandong couldn't help but tremble all over.

He has no interest in love, so he has no experience with kissing.

That woman actually had his first time.

His first time!

Chu Yandong's eyes immediately turned into two sharp blades, staring at the knife and fork in front of him with hatred, he could almost regard them as the hateful and abominable Shi Jingsu, tearing him to the bone.

Obviously he had already warned the woman sharply, but she refused to listen and continued to step on his minefield.

Like him so much, love him?

Chu's father and Chu's mother didn't see any clues, but kept asking about Shi Jingsu's situation with concern.

For example, did Chu Yandong ask his wife what her preferences are, what food she likes, what brands she is interested in, and would you mind attending some celebrity banquets with them in the future?

Chu Yandong didn't have the heart to listen, and always replied "not sure".

After asking about a dozen questions, the "drowsy" newlywed wife who had made them wait for half an hour finally arrived late.