Beautiful cannon fodder wants to divorce every day

Shi Jingsu broke out in a cold sweat.

He looked at what he saw in disbelief.

Rubbing his eyes desperately, trying to shatter his illusion.

ID card face up.

The above information is indeed Chu Yandong's personal information.

Name, gender, nationality, date of birth, address, and citizen ID number, all the information is displayed to Shi Jingsu, you read that right, I am Chu Yandong's ID card...

The corners of Shi Jingsu's eyes almost shed sad tears.

If it was a gold medal in front of him, he would not hesitate to take a bite in his mouth to see if it was real.

However, what was in front of him was not a gold medal at all, but Chu Yandong's ID card. He was very afraid that if he took such a hard bite, he would knock out his teeth, or bite his ID card in half.

Shi Jingsu opened the account book like crazy.

The above information starts from the first page, which belong to Chu Donglai, Jiang Yihui, and Chu Yandong.

When seeing Chu Yandong's name prominently appeared in front of his eyes, Shi Jingsu knew that his plan seemed to have failed again and again.

Chu Yandong suddenly took out his ID, what did he want to do?

Nothing more than...!

Shi Jingsu felt his knee hurt a little, and wanted to slip on his knees and say to God, please, I just want to get a divorce, why do you help me arrange the marriage again?

I thank you sir.

"Husband." Shi Jingsu wore a pain mask on his face, and couldn't tell whether he wanted to laugh or cry for a while.

Chu Yandong's eyes fixed on his face.

There was still a smile on the corner of Shi Jingsu's mouth, but there were tears in his eyes.

With such a lively expression, it looks like she is grateful in surprise and surprise.

Look, this woman got his ID card and household registration book, and after learning about his purpose, she was already so ecstatic.

Mouth trembling for a long time, already too happy to speak.

Do you just want to marry him immediately and in situ?

Chu Yandong sneered.

That's right, "she" should be grateful and excited, isn't this what "she" has always dreamed of?

Be happy, be proud, now that you have finally achieved "her" goal, can you not make "her" excited to the point of dazzling?

Shi Jingsu felt dizzy for a while.

There seemed to be countless little devils punching and kicking him in front of him, saying something: Hee hee hee, are you surprised or surprised?

He is too difficult, really too difficult.

Now Chu Yandong took out these two things and didn't speak.

But that move has been very clear.

——Look, I'm so sincere now, why don't you hurry up and take out your ID, let's go and get the red book together?

How could Shi Jingsu really take out his ID.

Once it is taken out, it will be announced to the world that I, "Shi Jingxin", am a man, whose real name is Shi Jingsu, and that I am Shi Jingxin's younger brother, my real younger brother.

Shi Jingsu took a deep breath, tears were coming from the end of his eyes.

He felt his soul tremble, and his lips quivered.

Sure enough, you can't easily "divorce" with Chu Yandong, you have to take the initiative.

He was negligent, he was careless.

It's because he was too early.

I also want to know, how could Chu Yandong, who has such a strong self-esteem, allow himself to be the man who was "broken up"?

Moreover, it is impossible for Chu Yandong to tell his relatives and friends that he and his wife broke up completely because of emotional discord after just two months of marriage.

Therefore, even if Chu Yandong doesn't like him at all, and it is impossible to fall in love with him in this life, he still has to tie him up with the formal procedure Xiaohongben for the sake of that boring self-esteem.

The wet wig was still dripping, Shi Jingsu covered his head with a towel.

His brows and eyes lowered, looking at the two crucial documents, and his head lowered lower and lower. He who was silent suddenly sobbed softly.

"Old, old old man..."

Shi Jingsu's tongue almost got knotted.

Absolutely his true colors.

"I have already received your wish. I never thought you would love me so much."

what--

what--! !

"but."

Shi Jingsu raised his eyes that were as soft as rippling spring water.

"I want to wait until you fall in love with me completely, shall we get the certificate again?"

How about Chu Yandong, throw the problem back to the problem maker.

You think I'm on the first layer, but I'm actually on the atmospheric layer.

"I don't want you to get a certificate with me just because of charity."

"My self-esteem does not allow this to happen."

Shi Jingsu was almost moved by his words.

Unexpectedly, Chu Yandong looked at him coldly, and asked back: "Do you still have self-esteem?"

Shi Jingsu: ...

Hey!

Chu Yandong, you are the No.1 handed down from the suppression school, right?

I really should throw you into the men's German class and study hard.

Learn how to get along with women.

He is a cute "girl paper" now!

hold back.

Be sure to hold back.

Shi Jingsu desperately warned himself, don't lose the big here because of small things.

Shi Jingsu trembled his eyelashes, pursed his lips lightly, and said as if he was in a little mood: "No matter what, this is the biggest concession I can make."

Anyway, Chu Yandong promised that in this life and the next four lives, it is impossible to fall in love with him, so what else do you need to worry about?

Then the two of them have never been in a licensed relationship.

During this period, maybe Chu Yandong will suddenly fall in love with other people, and suddenly tell him, let's separate.

Although the longer it is delayed, the more unfavorable it will be to the situation of the battle, but at present, this is the only way to do so.

Chu Yandong has already chased here, which is enough to prove that his plan to go home has failed again.

Shi Jingsu could only sigh silently.

He stood up, and because the bathrobe on his body was not fastened, one side was crooked and slipped off his left shoulder.

Immediately, the fragrant shoulders were half exposed.

The round and smooth shoulders were shyly pink due to the heat from the shower.

Shi Jingsu deliberately took a step closer, and under Chu Yandong's eyes, he threw himself into his arms in an instant.

Before Chu Yandong made a move to resist, he had to seize the opportunity and make up for it with the small green tea persona.

"Husband, you don't know how long he has been waiting at home, just thinking of waiting for you to come to the door. Why did you come so slowly? It made people think that you might not come."

"If you really don't come, what should I do? People really think you don't care about me anymore. Who made you say such heartless words?"

After several times of "ah" and "well", Shi Jingsu didn't believe that Chu Yandong wouldn't have goosebumps.

According to his usual reaction, Chu Yandong should push him away immediately, and then reprimanded him in a low voice: "Don't touch me randomly!"

But this time, Chu Yandong stood still in front of him, like an unshakable mountain, allowing him to stay in his arms and rub his shirt back and forth to his heart's content.

Shi Jingsu was surprised.

He even rubbed the water droplets from his hair onto his body on purpose.

Chu Yandong, why don't you act quickly? !

Why don't you hurry up and push me away with dark eyes and cold eyes?

Chu Yandong...

The script is wrong.

Shi Jingsu was almost driven crazy by Chu Yandong who was staring at him coldly.

He shrank his neck back and retreated actively under his nose.

But before he took two steps, Chu Yandong grabbed his wrist with great strength and ruthlessness, and his gaze was particularly ruthless: "If that's the case, why don't you go home?"

Do you still want to use this charming posture to face other wild men?

Chu Yandong couldn't figure it out, since Shi Jingsu loved him so much and couldn't let him go so much, with the incident of risking his life as proof, he believed in Shi Jingsu's sincerity now.

But how could "she" still have ambiguity with so many wild men?

Shi Jingsu wailed inwardly.

Your uncle, let me wither and rot in a corner, can't you leave me alone?

Finally, Chu Yandong's urging voice came again.

"gone."

Shi Jingsu had to leave if he didn't, and was dragged by Chu Yandong, forced to drag him from the bed to the door.

Shi Jingsu's wrist was sore, he hurriedly stopped with a look of pain on his face: "Wait, husband, I haven't put on my clothes yet."

If he keeps pulling like this, God knows when his bathrobe will fall off.

He was only wearing a pair of underpants, and once the bathrobe fell off, the consequences would be disastrous.

"And your ID, you haven't confiscated it yet." Shi Jingsu tried every means to slow down his pace.

Chu Yandong finally looked back.

When he stopped, Shi Jingsu quickly pulled up his slipped left shoulder, and said with a smile, "Honey, don't worry, I won't really run away."

Yes, "she" won't actually run.

So it is not "she" who appears in Shi's house now.

It's a blindfold.

Chu Yandong's eyes flickered slightly, and his face immediately changed, as if what Shi Jingsu said just now was a big joke.

Shi Jingsu choked.

He saw Chu Yandong lift his watch and glanced at the time: "I'll give you 5 minutes."

Shi Jingsu: ...

Are you a ghost?

Since Chu Yandong said so, he should be slower, slower.

Shi Jingsu was going to pick out some clothes slowly, preferably trying them on one by one, then asked Chu Yandong what he meant, and then went to put on makeup.

His hand often shakes when he is sticking false eyelashes, and when he draws eyeliner and thrush. When the time comes, he accidentally shakes crookedly, and the makeup on his face has to be redone.

If something like this really happened, he can't be blamed, it can only be said that his makeup skills are too sloppy.

After several manipulations, he couldn't believe how impatient Chu Yandong was.

The bad impression given to him can be further deepened.

It's just perfect.

When Jingsu was about to take off his bathrobe, he found that Chu Yandong was still standing there.

He blinked, quickly smiled and said, "Honey, why don't you go out first?"

Chu Yandong stood at the same spot, slightly raised his eyelids and looked at him coldly: "Why should I go out?"

Shi Jingsu choked.

Makes sense.

He is his "wife", it's normal to watch his wife change clothes, why go out?

He also watched Chu Yandong pee.

At that time Chu Yandong also asked him to go out, but he just couldn't go out.

Chu Yandong was so anxious that he almost urinated.

revenge.

This is pure revenge.

Chu Yandong, you have grown up.

Shi Jingsu took a deep breath: ...

"But if you don't go out, I'm nervous and I'm embarrassed to change my clothes."

Chu Yandong laughed: "Are you still embarrassed?"

"When I went to the toilet, why didn't I hear you say I'm sorry?"

Shi Jingsu: "..."

Sure enough, that incident became his dark history.

He must have been an angel with broken wings in his previous life, and his wings were broken by Chu Yandong.

How can Chu Yandong be willing to go out!

Shi Jingsu was quick-witted, pretending to be a shy little girl, bit his lower lip lightly, shyly and persistently whispered, "If you don't go out, I won't change my clothes."

Chu Yandong stared at him coldly, and finally, under Shi Jingsu's insistence, he chose to turn around and go out.

The moment the door was closed.

Shi Jingsu was finally able to breathe a sigh of relief.

He was nearly choked to death.

It was even more miserable and suffocating than that time when I ran into Chu Yandong in the bathing center.

Just in case, Shi Jingsu quickly secured the door.

He paced back and forth in the room.

Going around and going around, in the end he has to go back to Chu's house.

Sin ah.

What did he do in his life that God wants to punish him like this?

Shi Jingsu just walked around the door twice.

The demonic man outside the door started knocking.

"It's been three minutes."

Shi Jingsu: ...

Devil, Chu Yandong, you are really a devil!

He hurried to the bed, picked up the dress that Shi had taken off at home, and when he was about to put it on tremblingly, he suddenly saw Jack who was "standing" quietly at the end of the bed.

The black eyes looked at him without emotion, Shi Jingsu was taken aback, and the man with a reminder outside the door began to knock on the door again: "It's been 3 minutes."

He yelled "Ahhh" in his heart.

There is Chu Yandong in the front, and Jack in the back. It sounds like a nightmare mode, super scary, okay?

Can you consider his fragile little heart?

I really can't stand such repeated tossing.

Shi Jingsu could only quickly take off his bathrobe, put on a long skirt, and rush to the secondary guard connected to the room.

He quickly picked up the hair dryer and blew it hard on his head.

The wig slapped coldly on his cold face.

Shi Jingsu's heart was so cold that it dropped ice shards.

The reminder outside the door started again: "There are still 2 minutes."

Shi Jingsu has never been so fast like today.

He wished that instead of a hair dryer blowing on his head, it was the exhaust of a rocket launch.

Not long after that: "One more minute."

Shi Jingsu speeded up for the final sprint, really wanting to curse.

Chu Yandong, you are not alone!

He also wanted to blow-dry his hair, put on some clothes, and put on some makeup slowly.

Depending on the situation, Chu Yandong would not allow him to do this at all.

Moreover, Shi Jingsu had no doubt that if he didn't go out at the stipulated time, Chu Yandong would definitely find a way to break in.

Shi Jingsu really wanted to cry, really wanted to cry.

What the hell happened to me.

Fighting against time, he blasted furiously with a hair dryer, and finally, Shi Jingsu came to the door with Chu Yandong's "time up", wearing a wet wig that stuck to his face and head like seaweed.

Since Chu Yandong is so ruthless, don't blame him for not being polite to him anymore.

What Chu Yandong is most afraid of is his artificial appearance, Shi Jingsu thinks that the time and place are right and people are right, so he can just test his skills.

He changed his posture in seconds.

As soon as the door was opened, Shi Jingsu hugged the door frame, with one leg also hanging on the door frame, deliberately tilting it up high, taking the door frame as a man's body, and sticking to the door frame extremely tightly.

As if wanting to become one with that body, Shi Jingsu bit his lip at Chu Yandong in a coquettish, provocative and coquettish manner.

His fresh, soft and thin lips were instantly turned red by his bite, like a small red strawberry, waiting for someone to pick it.

Shi Jingsu let out an "huh-huh" and hooked the door frame with his leg.

The big toe of the bare foot has rubbed against Chu Yandong's leg little by little.

But Chu Yandong remained indifferent.

Just stared at him coldly.

The condescending attitude is like a king overlooking everything.

Shi Jingsu smiled, and said in a coquettish voice, "Honey, wait a long time, I'm fine."

He deliberately stretched out an index finger, tapped on Chu Yandong's chest, and laughed: "You little fairy, are you so impatient?"

When the words fell, Shi Jingsu froze in place.

His legs were hanging in mid-air, and he couldn't even stretch them straight.

Embarrassment written all over the air.

Lin Jingyue, who was carrying fruit and tea, was walking around the corner, and saw her son wearing women's clothes, "seducing" Chu Yandong in such a coquettish and profligate way.

Her pupils trembled suddenly.

Realizing that she saw something she shouldn't have seen, Lin Jingyue didn't know whether she should turn around and leave now, or continue to move forward.

In the end, she bit the bullet, chose to stay, and took a few steps forward with difficulty, pretending that she didn't see their previous actions, and delivered the tea in her hand to them.

"Yandong, Xinxin, come and eat some fruit and drink tea." He never mentioned the scene he saw just now.

After finishing all this work, in order to avoid embarrassment for her son, Lin Jingyue seemed to have oiled the soles of her feet, and left the second floor in a hurry.

Lin Jingyue couldn't be seen for an instant, and Shi Jingsu hadn't recovered from the embarrassment just now.

Until Chu Yandong suddenly staggered away from his body, and re-entered the room as if nothing happened, his eyes wandering around.

"You were going to sleep here today?"

Chu Yandong suddenly asked an inexplicable question.

Shi Jingsu murmured "Hmm", "Yeah, what's the matter?"

He lied again, if Chu Yandong didn't come, how could he sleep in this room.

There is an existence that is no less terrifying than Chu Yandong.

I'm sorry, Jack, I'm really sorry.

To this day, I am still afraid of you.

Chu Yandong walked to the side of the bed, and stared coldly at the skeleton plastic specimen Jack standing quietly at the end of the bed.

"Looking at each other" with Jack for a long time.

He frowned slightly.

Thinking of that time Jingsu's nagging conversation with Jack, I felt a mixed feeling of anxiety in my heart.

How could Shi Jingsu have such a peculiar habit?

Like to put such a scary thing at the end of the bed to sleep with "her"?

To this day, he still can't believe it.

Not only was Shi Jingsu not afraid of this specimen, he even named it Jack.

Before marriage, one person and one specimen stayed together day and night.

Just imagining that scene, Chu Yandong's body suddenly felt extremely uncomfortable.

Since childhood, he has always felt a little panic about supernatural events.

Never seen ghost movies.

Let alone experience a haunted house.

But how could he admit that he was afraid of ghosts?

Even if it is a little bit, it is impossible for him to let outsiders know.

Shi Jingsu was not even afraid, and it was even less likely that he was more afraid than this woman.

Otherwise, it's really too bad.

Telling it out will inevitably become a joke.

Chu Yandong stared at the furnishings in the room indifferently.

Suddenly I had an idea.

He never got to know this woman seriously.

"Her" preferences, "her" daily life, "her" habits.

He didn't even understand why "she" chose to name Jack and did such an incomprehensible behavior for ordinary people.

Chu Yandong suppressed the discomfort in his heart, sat down on the side of the bed with a calm face, suddenly raised his eyes, and stared at the "woman" in front of him who seemed to have experienced the scene of a ghost movie.

Unknowingly, Shi Jingsu's long, undried hair was completely glued to his face.

Like a mess in the wind, he used his fingers to part the wig a little bit in the middle, revealing a dark eye.

"Honey, hey hey, aren't we going home?"

The Green Tea Wife is not good at all, it seems that we still have to start with the gloomy and terrifying "female ghost" character design.

Last time, Shi Jingsu discovered that Chu Yandong seemed to be a little afraid of ghosts.

This time, no matter what he said, he had to try Chu Yandong's courage again.

"Husband." Shi Jing Su let out a strange smile, "Hehehehehehe, husband, you are so handsome, there are no dead ends in 360 degrees."

Shi Jingsu raised his arm, and wiped the saliva deliberately dripping from the corner of his mouth.

Chu Yandong's expression turned ugly for a moment.

This woman, what's going on again?

Sometimes it is really difficult for him to keep up with Shi Jingsu's brain circuit.

Sometimes normal, sometimes abnormal, weird and indescribable.

With a pale face, he stared at Shi Jingsu with difficulty, suppressed the strong discomfort in his heart, and said softly, "I suddenly changed my mind."

Shi Jingsu thought there was something wrong with his ears.

What?

Change your mind?

Want to break up?

Seeing him so hard to get into the lobby, so rude, not feminine at all, thinking of spending the rest of his life with such a "woman" made him feel unbearable, and finally kicked him out of the Chu family's door?

Good job!

Immediately afterwards, he heard Chu Yandong say word by word, "I want to stay here tonight."