Beautiful cannon fodder wants to divorce every day

Sitting on pins and needles, Shi Jingsu's back was covered with sweat.

My palms are also sweaty.

It's too late to get away now.

You can't stand up abruptly, reach out to shake hands with Chu Yandong, and say with a smile, "Hi Jin Thigh, I'm your little Susu."

Then...

It is comparable to a fighter jet in the scene of social death.

How should he explain the situation where he picked up virtual girlfriend lists online?

I believe that Chu Yandong doesn't want to admit that he is actually a character who can find virtual girlfriends on the Internet.

Moreover, Shi Jingsu never expected that Chu Yandong would be so cruel in order to dispel his thoughts.

He doesn't hesitate to find a strange "woman" on the Internet to pretend to be his real lover.

Not only can Shi Jingsu pick out a Disney with his toes, but he can also pick out a Chu Family Manor with his fingers.

For the sake of each other's face, Shi Jingsu desperately tried to find a way to stabilize his mentality.

He was sweating coldly, looking down at the menu brought by the waiter all the time.

The atmosphere was awkward for a while.

10 minutes passed.

Seeing that 5 minutes had passed the agreed time, Chu Yandong became obviously impatient.

He kept raising his wrist, and kept looking at his watch.

Shi Jingsu really wanted to light a candle for himself silently.

Soon, out of the corner of Shi Jingsu's eyes, he saw Chu Yandong pick up the phone again, poke on it, and seemed to send him a message.

The phone on the table did vibrate slightly.

When Chu Yandong failed to raise his head to notice this scene, Shi Jingsu hurriedly took the phone under the table, pretending to be looking for something on the ground, but actually looking at the contents of the phone.

[Golden Thigh]: [It's been 5 minutes past the agreed time, how long will you have to arrive? 】

Shi Jingsu flipped his fingers with one hand, and immediately sent a message after blind typing: [Sorry boss, there is a traffic jam on the road, I will be there soon (>people<;)]

[Golden thighs]: [Don't be too late. 】

【Small Crisp】: 【Okk.】

Before Chu Yandong found out, after Shi Jingsu sent the message, he quickly threw the phone into the handbag beside him.

At this time, he began to thank women for this great invention.

Thanks to the existence of handbags, how much convenience has to be created?

It's not an option to go on like this.

Shi Jingsu suddenly got his wits about him, stood up suddenly, smiled and said to Chu Yandong: "Husband, I kind of want to go to the bathroom, why don't you just look at the menu first, I'll eat whatever you eat, I don't pick anything."

The end is a gentle and virtuous, very understanding appearance.

However, Chu Yandong just hated his seemingly self-righteous dedication, and the empty shell that has no self, no character, and just wants to think about him.

Chu Yandong frowned slightly, and said "Go", without even bothering to lift his eyelids.

Shi Jingsu hurried out with his bag.

Of course he can no longer appear in front of Chu Yandong as "Little Susu", so he has to find a way to turn Chu Yandong into a "Little Susu".

Chu Yandong once transferred 2 yuan to him for the appearance fee of this role.

At that time, Jing Su was ecstatic, and felt that the golden thighs were worthy of being golden thighs, and the moves were so generous.

But now, once he knows that the golden thigh is Chu Yandong, and Chu Yandong is the golden thigh, Shi Jingsu just wants to give him a middle finger, and then say to him: "Your uncle, you are so stingy, just like this... ...That's it? It's only 2 yuan? Aren't you the domineering president who claims to be worth hundreds of billions in the novel, and you just sent me 2 yuan, are you worthy of your worth!"

Shi Jingsu's mouth twitched in anger.

It felt like there were countless small coins flying away in front of my eyes.

Although 2 yuan is not even change to Chu Yandong.

But for Shi Jingsu, and even the vast majority of ordinary people, it was a small "huge sum" of money in just an instant.

Shi Jingsu felt a little heartache.

Once again, I feel that it is not easy to make money, and it is difficult to be cannon fodder.

Now he has to set aside a small amount of money to share with others, otherwise he will never find the extra actor who is willing to help for free.

Shi Jing Su first cast his eyes on some young women passing by.

Walking forward, he greeted the other party: "Hello, can I ask you for a favor? I will pay you here."

It doesn't sound like a serious job. The little girl saw that he was dressed so exquisitely, but what he said was a bit like the leader of the gray zone industry chain, so she shook her head and said, "Sorry, I'm in a hurry."

Number one failed.

Shi Jingsu began to try to open the skylight to No. 5000 to talk brightly, and went straight to the point: "Hello, I will give you [-] yuan, can you help me pretend to be my husband's secret lover?"

Number Two was silent for a moment.

Say something earth-shattering: "Sister, there is no grass anywhere in the world. If you are driven crazy by a dog man, you also go out and look for it."

Shi Jingsu:? ? ?

When No. 5000 was stopped, Shi Jingsu used the same words above: "Hi, I'll give you [-] yuan, and you can help me play my husband's secret lover."

No. [-] was stunned for a moment, then looked at his beautiful and delicate face, and sighed: "Is the introversion among beauties so serious now? She looks so good-looking, and she has to help her husband find her outside to keep her husband." heart of?"

Shi Jingsu:? ? ? ?

He was going crazy, really going crazy.

Stopped number four again.

Shi Jingsu felt that he was almost unable to speak anymore, so he mustered up all his energy, and then tried his best to repeat it again.

Number four frowned, looked at him, was speechless for a moment, and then said: "Feeling is not the whole of a woman, don't lose yourself easily."

Shi Jingsu: ...

No. [-] showed a surprised expression: "In order to catch the evidence of my husband's cheating, deliberately arrange a secret lover for him?"

No. [-] directly regarded him as a bustard, and looked at him like avoiding snakes and scorpions.

Number Seven scolded him for being crazy and told him to go further away.

No. [-] wanted to find out the word "liar" from his face. It's not her fault for thinking this way, it's just that there are too many bad people in the world.

There are always some bad people who like to use the kindness of others to do bad things.

Shi Jingsu: ...

Tired of two words, he has no energy to say anymore.

Seeing that the time has passed another 10 minutes, when Shi Jingsu was about to give up, he patted the shoulder of a passing man without any hope: "Hello, I have 5000 yuan here, and I can help you Do you want to play a role? Well, a female character, you don’t need to actually wear women’s clothes, if you want, I’ll talk about the details later.”

Finding a man to play Xiao Susu is undoubtedly a test of the other's shame. After all, not every man is willing to play the role of a woman in public.

As a man, Shi Jingsu, who was married in a woman's disguise, really understood the feeling of it all too well.

He was already mentally prepared to be rejected again by the other party, or even called crazy.

As a result, the other party heard that there was a reward, which was still as much as 5000 yuan.

But it’s such a good thing to play a female role without wearing women’s clothing.

"Okay, tell me what exactly you want to do?" The other party's eyes were shining brightly, "Is it really 5000 yuan? You didn't deceive me?"

Shi Jingsu: "Of course not. But this matter will test your sense of shame, and you may be ridiculed by others with strange eyes. You have to have a thick skin to do it. Do you have the courage to do it?"

The other party directly said: "No money is the biggest poverty, what is shame, for the sake of money, I don't have it!"

Very good, Shi Jingsu felt that this person had the same awareness as himself.

He appreciates it.

To show his sincerity, Shi Jingsu immediately added VX friends with the other party.

"Ding ding——" with a sound, five hundred yuan was immediately transferred to the other party's coin purse account.

The man saw that he could earn five hundred yuan so easily, and looked at Shi Jingsu happily, as if he couldn't wait to start the role-playing content.

Shi Jingsu told him: "There are still [-] yuan left, and I will definitely not be short of you after this is done."

"Just do these things for me."

He bowed his head and whispered to the man, explaining to him some precautions and the follow-up content of all the situations that would happen.

Only then did Shi Jingsu approach the restaurant slowly, and asked the man to come in after four or five minutes.

As soon as he walked to the west corner, he saw that Chu Yandong seemed to have been waiting impatiently, so Shi Jingsu hurriedly sat down and smiled very sweetly: "Husband, wait for a long time."

He pretended that he didn't know what would happen next, he just thought that Chu Yandong was going to give him a surprise today, and deliberately brought him to the restaurant for a delicious meal.

Shi Jingsu's face was filled with "happiness", he looked at the menu: "Honey, why didn't you order anything?"

"Speaking of which," he pursed his lips on purpose, acting shy, "this is the first time you have brought me to a high-end restaurant. Is today our anniversary?"

"For example," Shi Jingsu's face slowly blushed, "Our three-month wedding anniversary is coming soon?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Chu Yandong frowned, seeing his expression full of affection and anticipation.

The eyelashes trembled slightly, and the watery eyes seemed to be full of love, rippling and rippling like water.

Eyes, hearts, as if filled with his figure.

You can only pretend to be his figure.

Chu Yandong's throat suddenly choked for some reason.

Once Xiao Susu comes over, it means that the two of them will draw a clean line from now on.

Even if they live under the same roof, there is absolutely no possibility of any intersection.

His mood fluctuated for a long time.

Let yourself calm down secretly.

The benevolence of a woman is the most impossible situation.

Kindness to others is the greatest cruelty to oneself.

That's right, today is the official "farewell day" between them, there will be no more unnecessary involvement, no more seeing Shi Jingsu's insistence on going his own way, and no more hearing him yelling "Husband ", no longer chasing after him like a little tail...

Everything will be gone.

Chu Yandong's fingertips gradually clenched and turned white.

There was a chill in his heart, and he couldn't tell whether it was too calm or not calm enough.

Chu Yandong opened his lips slightly, and was about to speak, when suddenly a figure came slowly at the door.

"Honey, have you been waiting for a long time?"

Chu Yandong slowly raised his head and stared at the other party.

At this time, Shi Jingsu also raised his head in coordination and looked at the other party, showing a bewildered expression.

I thought the phrase "dear" was calling Shi Jingsu.

Because the other party is a man.

When Chu Yandong's heart was full of mixed feelings, he was completely submerged in the abrupt movement of the man sitting beside him.

Chu Yandong was a little confused.

The back of his neck went numb.

Immediately, the man hugged his arms without thinking, and the movements were as skillful as if the two of them were lovers who had been talking for a long time and had a strong relationship.

Chu Yandong's body froze: ...

He expected Xiao Susu to be any kind of woman.

It may be an elderly aunt who deliberately pretends to be a little girl on the Internet, it may be an image with a voice that does not match her appearance, or she may be a very sweet-looking woman.

But Chu Yandong never thought that the other party might be a man.

Not only is he a man, but he's also a fat, oily otaku.

Chu Yandong: "..."

He felt he was hallucinating.

The three words "dear" that came out of the otaku's mouth just now are definitely his auditory hallucinations.

Until the otaku covered his ears, he whispered again in an intimate and lingering manner: "Are you golden thighs? According to the message you sent, you are wearing a suit and a striped tie, and there is a white man beside you Women in dresses, west corner, table A2. You asked me to play your lover, and I do now."

All the information has been matched one by one, it is indeed what he sent to Xiao Susu, but there is no time when Chu Yandong wants to escape more than this time.

He pretended he didn't hear what the otaku said, his expression was extremely pale.

Shi Jingsu was still "confused", as if surprised and shocked by their intimate appearance: "Honey, who is this?"

Chu Yandong hurriedly said, "I don't know him!"

He really really didn't want to have anything to do with this otaku.

Chu Yandong tried hard to pull his arm away, but was entangled even tighter by the other party.

His face sank.

There was an unspeakable tremor in my heart.

Embarrassment and disbelief intertwined.

How could Chu Yandong tell Shi Jingsu that this is the virtual girlfriend I found online?

Or, pretend to be in a secret relationship with the other party, and make a show in front of Shi Jingsu?

Originally, Chu Yandong's plan was that he came here first to get in touch with Xiao Susu, and the two had a comprehensive and detailed communication on some issues, pretending that the two of them were lovers who had been secretly dating for a long time.

After colluding with all the lines, then call Shi Jingsu to come over and see the scene of "love and love" between him and Xiao Susu.

When the time is right, Xiao Susu can cooperate to hold his wrist in front of Shi Jingsu, but of course more intimate actions cannot be done.

Cooperating with and saying some sentimental words will definitely bring a devastating blow to Shi Jingsu.

But Chu Yandong didn't expect that there would be an unexpected situation today, that is, Shi Jingsu was at home dressed so beautifully.

He didn't know who Shi Jingsu was going to meet, so his heart tightened, so he could only drag him hastily to the restaurant.

Therefore, I couldn't get the lines in advance with Xiaosusu, but he had mentioned before that she would play the role, and I believe Xiaosusu should be able to understand what he meant.

But now all plans have been shattered, and even Chu Yandong's cognition has been overturned.

Xiaosusu is actually a man.

male? !

Now, the otaku has grasped his arm like a fish in water, making Chu Yandong feel the embarrassment of what is called the death scene.

The nerd is proud and proud, and his level of drama is no less than that of Shi Jingsu. Looking at Shi Jingsu, he swore his sovereignty and said: "You are that old woman, my dear has told you I don't know how many times, he doesn't like it. You, why are you still pestering him?"

"Right, dear?" The otaku looked at Chu Yandong with a sweet and happy smile.

Shi Jingsu couldn't help but want to give him a thumbs up.

Master.

Really a master.

Although the image of the otaku and himself as Xiao Susu is very different, Xiao Susu, that is, he himself is indeed a man, and there is nothing wrong with it.