Beautiful cannon fodder wants to divorce every day

After looking in front of the mirror for a while, I roughly guessed what kind of makeup would be suitable for that day.

Shi Jingsu took off his dress and went to VX to ask Xu Yan for advice.

He showed the clothes to Xu Yan, and Xu Yan immediately pointed out which kind of makeup was more suitable for this kind of makeup, and said in surprise, is her little cousin a little too keen on women's clothing now?

Xu Yan is really afraid that Shi Jingsu's sexuality will be bent, and she will have obstacles to her gender cognition.

Shi Jingsu replied: "Cousin, is there a wife in the wife cake?"

Xu Yan froze for a moment, then replied: "No."

Shi Jingsu: "The me under the women's clothing, will I become a woman?"

Xu Yan:?

Xu Yan: "No."

Shi Jingsu: "That's right, how could I have an obstacle to my gender perception? I'm just amazed at me in women's clothing."

There are such beautiful people in the world.

Xu Yan: ...

Indeed, there are such brazen people in the world.

Still so used to using fallacies and heresies.

After contacting Xu Yan and thanking her, Shi Jingsu posted on the V blog that he hadn't been on for a long time.

He can finally stand up again on such a festive day today!

As soon as he logged in, Shi Jingsu was surprised to find that his V blog had another unprecedented increase in the number of fans in just a few days.

Two, 20?

I can't believe the numbers in front of me.

Shi Jingsu thought he had read it wrong, rubbed his eyes and looked at it again, the same number was still in front of him.

what happened?

Shi Jingsu usually tried his best to keep a low profile, not going online when he could.

When I go online, I also update some of today's mood.

I have never bought a promotion, and I don’t know any big traffic V.

However, those big traffic Vs don't know where to pick him up.

Shi Jingsu speculated that there was a high possibility that a fan contributed and private messaged his Weibo to the big traffic V.

As an 8G surfer, V, who has a lot of traffic, naturally flocked to his V blog at the first time, which led to the subsequent incidents.

Today, after following the clues, Shi Jingsu discovered that his account was pushed by several emotional bloggers, funny bloggers, and big traffic Vs.

His commentary style also began to change.

The first hot comment wrote: [What a fresh, refined and unpretentious woman, the blogger has never even bought a membership number, and the label of a funny and emotional blogger has never been certified. 】

The next row of comments applauded, saying that I finally saw a big traffic V number who didn't know how to advertise and was dedicated to entertaining the public with humor.

Shi Jingsu: ...

The joys and sorrows of human beings are not the same...

Forget it, he really didn't want to talk anymore.

God, he really didn't want to entertain the public in the past, it was really, really painful for him.

Shi Jingsu felt sad, and started typing with his fingers flying.

[Is my husband and me divorced today]: [Liberation, liberation, I finally liberated, my husband and I finally broke up smoothly hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah that.He likes guys, guys, guys!Important things must be said three times!He took his Britney himself, and a man came up to me and said I was an old woman and told me to stay away from them.Then I wish the two of them will grow old together and be united forever Oh yeah! 】

This time the reviews are faster than previous ones.

Maybe it has something to do with the sudden surge in the number of his fans.

Within 3 minutes, Shi Jingsu began to receive comments one after another.

He couldn't help being curious and took a look.

——Today, have you heard the story of the wolf coming?

Shi Jingsu:? ? ?

This time it's real!real!

——Jijin, don't deceive yourself, if he likes men, those previous performances will not appear.

Shi Jingsu was stunned.

What performance?

——Mr. Jin, I won’t believe it until you are really completely divorced one day. Don’t forget the car overturned last time. After laughing for three seconds, Teacher Jin’s husband chased his wife again hahaha.

Shi Jingsu: ...

I really said goodbye to Chu Yandong, why no one believed it!

Forget it.

Shi Jingsu usually doesn't reply to fans' comments, because he just thinks it's meaningless to reply to some comments, and the outcome of everything will be judged by time.

Anyway, this V blog is just a piece of his private land.

Usually venting.

When the relationship with Chu Yandong is really over, this V blog will not continue to be updated.

Even on a very rare and ordinary day, it will quietly disappear from the public's sight.

After quitting the V blog, Shi Jingsu logged into his small game platform again, and found that several people had indeed left their contact information.

He added each other's friends one by one, asked some questions, and read the works of some people. He felt inappropriate for various reasons, and expressed that he had the opportunity to cooperate again with the other party.

To form a serious team is indeed much more difficult than imagined.

Shi Jingsu can only start with funding.

In a few days, I will see the old classmate Zhao Yueyang said, and I must try my best to win the sponsorship, maybe it will improve his future.

Shi Jingsu looked forward to that day.

Probably because of a day's shopping, he was a little tired. He didn't even have time to eat dinner, so he fell asleep on the bed.

When he woke up, Shi Jingsu realized that the sky was bright and it was a new day.

He yawned, brushed his teeth and washed his face.

I felt my stomach rumbling.

While going downstairs, Shi Jingsu smelled the aroma of the food and asked with a smile, "Mom, Aunt Zhang, what did you eat this morning? Why is it so delicious?"

It's a good day when you don't have to cook breakfast for Chu Yandong.

It's a good day when you don't have to get up early and late to make up and remove makeup.

It's nice to live without worrying about whether you will fall off the horse.

no need for...

The doorbell suddenly jingled.

Shi Jingsu was so frightened that he immediately turned into a stone statue, standing still and not daring to move.

Lin Jingyue and him in the living room looked at each other, neither of them dared to say a word.

Until the doorbell rang again.

Lin Jingyue was taken aback.

Looking at Shi Jingsu, there was an extra layer of worry in his eyes.

He was still wearing a pair of simple beach shorts!

Lin Jingyue winked at Shi Jingsu, and hurried forward to push him upstairs: "Go up, in case it's Chu Yandong coming!"

Normally, Shi Jingsu would definitely speed up and rush back upstairs in seconds, but today he doesn't believe in evil.

How could Chu Yandong come over again?

Even if he dared to come over, he could use the methods he thought of before to shock him back home.

Shi Jingsu hurriedly stopped at the door and looked out through the cat's eyes.

Let's see who it is first.

As a result, he failed to see the expected Chu Yandong, but saw the unexpected...

Fortunately, it wasn't Chu Yandong.

Shi Jingsu patted his already frightened little heart.

He could no longer endure such torture.

Wait, unexpected?

Shi Jing Su Miao wrapped himself in a blanket, covering his naked upper body and his neat short hair.

From the outside, it was not obvious that he was a man at all.

Open the door, and there are a few people who look like couriers standing at the door.

Uniformly wear blue overalls.

"Hi, may I ask if this is Shi Jingxin's family?"

Shi Jingsu was stunned: "Yes."

The other party handed over a list, please sign for it: "Here is your courier."

Shi Jingsu was even more confused, and blurted out: "I didn't buy a courier?"

He turned his head to look at Lin Jingyue and Aunt Zhang with puzzled eyes.

Both of them shook their heads, saying that they hadn't bought express delivery at all recently.

"There is indeed your courier." Without waiting for the other party to explain further, the other party directly waved his hand and asked the two colleagues behind him to carefully move in several couriers about the height of a person.

Afterwards, Shi Jingsu saw several different types of mannequins placed in front of his eyes.

He was also placed into a circular matrix in a clever posture by the staff, surrounding him in a circle.

Some have internal organs, some have spinal nerves, some have blood vessels, and some have nothing...

Dude, several mannequins in a row.

The scene is very spectacular.

No matter which direction his head is facing, he can see it.

It was as if several Jacks were dancing in front of him.

Shi Jingsu was dizzy.

He was already a little afraid of this thing, but now he is even more afraid when he sees it.

He stood still and didn't dare to move.

Shi Jing Su Qiang looked towards the door with all his energy.

People who didn't know thought he was running some illegal organization.

For example, a middle-aged patient thinks that he is a familiar, and wants to summon the messenger of hell.

Shi Jingsu was about to suffocate.

For a moment, he really wondered if he had come to hell.

His legs were already trembling with fear.

Shi Jingsu said dryly in a hoarse voice, "I really didn't buy these express delivery."

The other party upholds a serious and serious work attitude, and is not surprised by such a scene.

The other party said in a businesslike manner: "It was specially made for you by a gentleman named Chu Yandong, and he said it was for you."

Shi Jingsu: ...

Hey!

If he hadn't lied that Jack at home was his playmate since he was a child, Shi Jingsu really suspected that Chu Yandong wanted to use these to humiliate him deliberately.

But he still felt that Chu Yandong was insulting him.

Chu Yandong said send it off?

send these things?

Good guy.

Which man would buy a human skeleton model as a gift for the opposite sex.

Is your mother Chu Yandong's mind filled with mud?

Shi Jingsu unceremoniously pushed these things forward.

Even Lin Jingyue and Aunt Zhang, whose legs were frightened, also helped to clear up such an evil scene.

Several staff members were pushed out again and again, along with those models.

Although they were only working hard, they knew this woman's mood better than anyone else.

Who can accept a man taking such a horrible thing as a gift, it's not even a word of perfunctory, it's just a plot of the underworld.

Maybe the emotional intelligence of this female suitor was picked out with her toes.

Under the shade of a tree in the distance, a man with a gentle appearance and a bit shy and shy was on the phone.

While watching the situation in front of Shi's house through the binoculars, he reported the work situation to the man on the other end of the phone.

"Mr. Chu, your wife... um..." He hesitated to speak.

Chu Yandong's deep voice came from the phone: "How is it, has she accepted it?"

"Aren't you very happy, surprised, and feel that there is no better gift than this time?"

Chu Yandong found that he was really careful, not only gave Shi Jingsu the things he liked, but also thoughtfully named those mannequins.

Didn't Shi Jingsu say that the model upstairs who has been with him for a long time is called Jack?

Well, among these models today, there are those named Anthony, some named Jenna, some named John, and some named Ben.

In this way, Jingsu's friend Jack should also be happy, suddenly there are so many good friends of the same gender and different genders around him.

In order to make it easier for Shi Jingsu to distinguish, he specifically asked the model manufacturer to put a name tag on the model that was sent.

In this regard, Chu Yandong is very confident.

I think Shi Jingsu must be able to understand the benefits of being the wife of the Chu family.

Since those luxuries at home could not show sincerity even if they were delivered, he made Shi Jingsu feel that he really chose these gifts seriously.

Beyond that, there are other things.

So soon, Shi Jingsu's doorbell rang again.

Regardless of whether Shi Jingsu is willing to accept it or not, they must deliver the courier to the place.

Shi Jingsu opened the door extremely angrily, looking at these plain and simple faces, his face almost turned green.

Why are you again!they!

The staff handed over a box that seemed relatively normal.

Shi Jingsu froze for a moment.

Judging by the size of the box, it shouldn't be a mannequin anymore, it should be a relatively normal thing?

But he wasn't looking forward to it at all.

Chu Yandong is nothing more than giving women bags, women's jewelry, women's clothes...

So what was he trying to do by sending him those things?

We agreed to break up!

Seeing the staff's face, Shi Jingsu murmured as he opened it.

When he saw the things placed inside, he still overestimated the thickness of Chu Yandong's face.

A garment that clearly smelled of sweat.

Shi Jingsu:? ?

The staff explained: "You are very lucky. Mr. Chu said that the star you like happened to come to China for an event these few days. These are the clothes he just changed yesterday. Mr. Chu bought them at a high price and gave them to you. Hope you like it."

Shi Jingsu felt top-heavy.

I don't know if the things on my hands really smell like sweat.

Or his psychology.

His footsteps faltered twice.

Almost fell down.

What kind of misunderstanding did Chu Yandong have about his liking?

Are you sure you're not insulting him?

In the distance, the conversation continued.

Zhang Shi'an: "She looked very angry. When the mannequins were thrown on the ground, they all fell apart."

"The clothes were delivered to her, but she was also very angry."

But immediately, Zhang Shi'an changed the word: "My wife seems to be fainted by the smell."

"Her expression is a little bit up."

Chu Yandong: "..."

Zhang Shi'an: "..."

For a moment, there was only the sound of leaves rustling in the wind.

It was so quiet that we could hear each other's breathing.

The word "Roll" came like a thunder from the distant sky.

Even at such a far away place, Zhang Shi'an could still hear it.

Immediately, the door of Shi's house was slammed shut, and Shi Jingsu's stinky expression was no longer seen.

Zhang Shi'an whispered, with a troubled look on his face: "Mr. Chu, I suggested earlier that you should give me some more normal gifts..."

But Chu Yandong didn't seem to hear what he said at all.

Keep repeating: "It's impossible, it's impossible."

Zhang Shi'an was struggling, should he comfort Mr. Chu now? Fortunately, he still has a conscience, and what he gave his wife was the football star's clothes, not the football star's stinky socks?

**

Shi Jingsu was so smoked that he almost vomited.

He really didn't expect that Chu Yandong would either not make a move, or he would be so ruthless when he did.

Killing people invisible is probably what they are talking about.

Too poisonous, really too poisonous.

So in Chu Yandong's heart, is he equal to those stinky clothes?

No wonder he didn't hesitate to find a co-actor to cooperate with, so he wanted to get rid of himself.

Shi Jingsu really didn't understand.

He has already talked about that, why Chu Yandong still refuses to let him go.

Does he have to go back to be the wife of the Chu family?

Wouldn't it be nice to save Chu Yandong some money for one less family member's expenses?

Shi Jingsu couldn't believe it.

Chu Yandong used the pretext of giving gifts today, but actually wanted to use these things to cause mental pollution to him.

Mentally strong people, like him, might get through it.

Those who are not mentally strong enough may be scared out of the shadows from now on.

Lang's heart is iron.

Chu Yandong is really cruel.

Shi Jingsu opened the V blog, edited a few more updates and sent them out.

[Did my husband divorce me today]: [Too ruthless, this man is really too ruthless. 】

【I thought I had left him, but he just gave me a present. 】

[It turned out to be men's stinky clothes and mannequins, did he have any misunderstanding about giving gifts? ? 】

The author has something to say:

Chu Yandong: A different kind of chasing wife, who else would I.

Chu Yandong: How about it, is the gift I gave you satisfactory?

Shi Jingsu: Get lost! !

Zhang Shi'an: Today is also a day for my wife to be blown up.