The last panda egg in the universe

Chapter 15: Day 5 of Crazy Face Slapping and Turning into a Cutie

Before going to bed, Shi Ran lay down in his soft bed, squinting his eyes to look at the dog man leaning on the bed and reading a book.

Marshal Tangtang, there is only one bed at home, is that plausible?

But... Poor is a little poor, but she looks quite good-looking.

The appearance of wearing glasses is very similar to the ban on TV in the past.Desire to dominate the boss, but according to the current level of technological development, there shouldn't be people who are short-sighted.

Sure enough, it was still too poor.

Shi Ran rubbed her eyes, thinking drowsily.

In the dream, hot pot and Malatang were beckoning to him, and as soon as he ran to him with a cheer, the delicious hot pot turned into a little dinosaur with wings!

He woke up instantly, and suddenly remembered that during the live broadcast, it seemed that someone had said that Li Rongfeng was a ancestral dragon!

Li Rongfeng is a dragon!Dragon!

He turned his head slowly, staring at the person on the bed with piercing eyes.

This dog man, the second form is a dragon!Is it the Eastern Dragon or the Western Dragon?

Shi Ran tilted his head, so he couldn't see anything.

Suddenly, the person who had been quietly reading a book moved.

"You've been staring at me for a long time, tell me, what do you want to do?" Li Rongfeng closed the book, turned his head to look at him, and kept the smile in his eyes from being too obvious.

"I think Kangkang... Forget it, it's nothing." Shi Ran's eyes lit up, and in the middle of speaking, he suddenly remembered that he was still in a cold war with him, so he choked back the words.

Marshal Li looked at the hairy butt in front of him and chuckled lightly.

The next day, the family who received the life-saving money publicly thanked Shi Ran on Xingwang. Yes, and criticized Shi Ran verbally, saying that he was putting on a show.

Others said that he encouraged the star people to eat tomatoes that have not been tested for harm to the human body, which is deliberate murder and disregarding human life.

When Shiran saw these nonsense, it was already one o'clock in the afternoon. He had a nightmare of being chased by an evil big dinosaur all night. He just didn't sleep well. When he turned on his optical brain and saw these remarks, he laughed angrily.

After the commander Xiao Shisan picked the ripe tomatoes, he entered the live broadcast room very calmly.

[Yo, the murderer is live again [picking nose]]

[Hehe, I still have the face to broadcast live, so bad money is really a good fit]

【Let others eat tomatoes, if you have the ability, eat one yourself first】

[Shi Bao ignores them, like a mad dog, he bites anyone he sees [just speechless]]

[Seriously suspect that they are organized and purposeful, I checked the information of a few people, the community is full of black people, and they even gave them portraits [stinky]]

Shi Ran was very happy to see a lot of star people defending himself. To be honest, he was not particularly angry with these people's actions. He had already been in contact with the live broadcast industry. As a person on Earth, Internet violence was more excessive I have seen them all.

Just, a portrait?

Isn't this what elementary school students do?

Sometimes not Miss Li.

"Good afternoon, everyone. I heard that someone wanted me to eat tomatoes, so I came to live broadcast to eat tomatoes." He said and shook the red tomato in his paw towards the camera.

The tomato is a bit big, so you need to hold it with two paws, and Shiran is still sitting on the small sofa, so that the small body is tightly covered, and only two can be seen. The fluffy little paws are struggling to pull, and the cute appearance makes all the star people cute.

【Hahaha baby, are you eating tomatoes, or are tomatoes eating you? No one can see you [laughs and pulls family members]】

[Ah, ah, the little paw is so cute!I really want to rub my little paw, it must be soft [nosebleed]]

[Help, this baby panda who is sometimes smart and sometimes stupid, why is he so cute [cover mouth]]

【Ah, should I say that a tomato is bigger than a human, or should I say that a human is about the same height as a tomato [so distressing]]

Shiran, who is holding the tomato and showing half of his eyes with difficulty: I feel offended...

[My mother peeping with one eye, so cute and cute [cover chest]]

[I can't get enough of the big dark circles [Eighteen Continuous Shooting]]

[The dark circles under the eyes are so heavy, it looks like a player who often stays up late [狗头]]

[What should I do, I still want to laugh [cover mouth]...I'm sorry I can't help it hahahahaha]

Shiran who doesn't stay up late and has a very regular life and rest: You just have to be happy, don't worry about me [smile].

Since it was a live broadcast to eat tomatoes, he must eat tomatoes, but Shiran forgot that he is a cub still drinking milk!What kind of tomato to eat without teeth!

He dug his own hole and picked it himself, and he was talking about it.

While he was hesitating what to do, some of the Star People started dancing again.

[What's going on, isn't it going to be a live broadcast to eat tomatoes? It's been a long time, why hasn't it started yet? 】

[Hehe hesitant, obviously afraid to eat, I didn't see any hesitation when I encouraged others to commit suicide]

[Upstairs, there is a strange yin and yang, does eating or not have something to do with you? 】

[Although, it was Shi Bao himself who said he wanted to eat, and no one forced him [whisper bb]]

[Heizi pretending to be a fan is the most disgusting. Some people are human in private, but once they are on the Internet, they become beasts. If your cub is scolded so badly by others, would you like it? 】

Instructing Xiao Shisan to cut the tomato into small pieces, there was already a lot of noise in the live broadcast room, and when he turned his head, the big tomato in his arms disappeared.

"Well, it's sweet and sour, and it tastes good." Li Rongfeng took a bite of the tomato and nodded.

[Oh my god, the marshal has appeared on the scene! 】

[So handsome, so handsome!I love [lick screen]]

[Here's protecting it~[covering eyes]]

[Want to ask if Marshal is poisonous hahahaha]

Li Rongfeng: "Thank you for your concern, I haven't been poisoned to death yet." After speaking, he took another bite.

【Hahahaha God damn it hasn’t been poisoned yet】

[Heizi, you are so proud of yourself, the Marshal even appeared on the scene in person [applause]]

[Family, General Mond and General Lake have also started a live broadcast! 】

【Good guy, it's the first time that the three big brothers of the empire have appeared on the scene at the same time, and they turned out to be eating tomatoes together in a live broadcast. The sunspots really have a lot of faces [awesome]]

"This taste is really good. Compared with this, some high-end fruits are not a little bit worse." After connecting wheat, Mond gnawed on the tomato and said, "I'll buy some seeds and plant a batch tomorrow."

Rick glanced at him, but said nothing.

[Haha, General Harmond is disgusted again]

[General Mond: Harmful, I'm used to [dog head]]

[Did no one notice the sad little eyes of our little friend Shi Bao? [Laughing]]

[Shi Bao who was robbed of food: Leave me alone, let me be quiet [hahaha]]

Shiran, who was sitting obediently on the small sofa: I just want to ask you how you can tell from a hairy panda that he has a sad expression [it's outrageous].

The situation on the Internet is very good, the star people are dumbfounded by the "wonderful" interaction of the three big bosses, and occasionally a few persistent black fans come out to have a few words, but they are also invisible to the shadows of the screaming fans .

When everyone was happily asking Shiran whether ketchup is good or not, how to eat it, Chenos, who had been quiet since being slapped in the face, posted a post.

Long speeches, eloquent.

Although he didn't name his name, every word implied that Li Rongfeng was the one who shamelessly stole other people's achievements, and even used an ignorant cub to deceive the star people, which was despicable and shameless.

In fact, what Chenos said does not make much sense after careful consideration, and the so-called evidence is also fabricated out of thin air and cannot be verified at all.But there are still some star people who have been successfully brainwashed and shouted for support.

Because of Shiran's super high IQ, they were unbelievable and even scared.

[I've wanted to say it a long time ago, a cub that just broke its shell talks about farming so well, no matter how you think about it, it's impossible]

[And he also understands Chinese medicine. The efficacy and role of chili peppers have not been determined yet. He already knows it, so he is very confused]

【In this way, the Marshal really...】

[Chenos is miserable, although you are also at fault, but some dignitaries really don’t care about human affairs [blogger hold on]]

There was a wave of ups and downs, and more and more people supported Chenos. Suddenly, the fans here were helpless to fight back, and some star citizens were directly angry and cried.

At this time, the reversal came again.

The Royal Incubation Institute issued an announcement and posted Shiran's genetic testing data.

Its contents are as follows:

Shiran possesses ancient earth genes. According to the monitoring, the phenomenon of returning to the ancestors occurred. During the period of falling into a deep sleep, the brain has been in the development stage. The reason for the failure to break the shell on time is initially determined to be the passive entry into the awakening period.

At the same time, Li Rongfeng's official account also posted a news——

Edible proof you want [image]

In addition, we will carry out legal investigations against the star people who maliciously speculated about the identity of the wife. Please keep the communication open for the following star people. We will contact you later, thank you for your cooperation.

The reversal came too fast, and the Star People went crazy with joy.

[My family, the last thank you is very polite haha ​​[laughs]]

[Good job!Some stinking starmen wait for the court to call! [Really him.Mom relieves her anger]]

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