The love of functions and derivatives

But it's too late to worry about that now.Everything is because the probability was dumped by the essay.

I have seen the ex-boyfriend function of probability a few times. There is an unwritten rule in a high school. The Chinese teacher is at the bottom of the science teacher's food chain. At that time, probability was not where it is now. Naturally, there are no such things as ellipses and derivatives. Boss, it's a good match to be able to hook up with essays. After all, essays still have a certain place in the field of high school Chinese textbooks.

The students affectionately called the essay "Nine Points of Death".

Speaking of the reason for breaking up, probability has been mentioned with function, because essays always dislike probability and do not understand themselves.

Probability said affectionately: "How could I not understand you? I love you so much."

The essay is persuasive: "Then take a look at my language form."

The probability looks like a long essay with densely packed Chinese characters.

The tone of the essay is very gentle, but it asks one of the most cruel questions: "You know-what do you choose for those three multiple-choice questions?"

After 10 minutes of silence, for a full 10 minutes, the probability gave up and stared at the language form of the essay, he hesitated and said angrily, "Is it...is it BCB?"

As expected, the dissertation looked like this, there was no pain in the eyes of probability, only relief and regret, and he couldn't bear it: "It's all wrong." Then he shook his head and sighed softly: "Look, I said You don't know me. Let's break up."

Probability was full of disbelief, his hands holding the black pen trembled slightly, and then he put his hands on his head: "Why...not..."

The essay sighed again, his eyes filled with compassion.

"...Why didn't you choose B for the first question?! Although I'm not sure about the second and third questions, tell me why you didn't choose B for the first question?" Probability asked hysterically.

"Want to know the answer?" The essay smiled slightly, "I'll tell you when we break up."

The essay really wanted to know why, so he didn't realize the trap set in the essay, and just nodded in a daze.

The essay provides the answer.

Probability rushed over to look at it, and saw a line of words written after the answer analysis of the first question: "From the meaning of the first paragraph of the article, the author did not express the meaning of blah blah blah blah, so C is wrong."

Probability: ? ? ?

After a second.

Probability: ! ! !

Probability: Why, I think the author has expressed this meaning?Also, why is B correct?

But the answer will only explain why the wrong option is wrong.As we all know, the answers in the language multiple-choice questions can be described as mysterious and mysterious, the door to all wonders.

Probability was broken up unilaterally in this way. From the perspective of the whole breakup process, it is not an exaggeration to say that probability is a silly criticism.

Then one day Probability really couldn't hold back and told Function about this matter, Function hesitated to speak, and the prophecy said again: "...Forcible feelings will have no results."

The probability is that the Netease cloud will be on the same day, and I will write down all kinds of late-night net Yiyun quotations.

For example: "Today is the 218th day I like you and the 3rd day you don't like me."

Another example: "At the beginning you said that if we walked hand in hand in the snow, would our heads grow white together? Now you no longer look at me with a smile and drink moonlight into wine with me."

Probability deliberately replaced the "," with a space mark, and also replaced the Chinese period "." with an English period ".".

The taste is too strong.