The love of functions and derivatives

In the eyes of the derivative, the function has been silent for a long time. If the eyes are also lethal, the tiles on the floor may be stared at by the function to make a hole.

Did he not have the heart to say it?So hesitating until now?

In fact, there is a very simple truth, unfortunately, many people who are obsessed with the game of love do not understand, or more precisely, are unwilling to understand - if the other party has a good impression of them, they will not be willing to let go of anyone who can play ambiguous chance.

However, the derivative is sober.

"Forget it, I understand what you mean." Derivative no longer looked at the function, he took out a stack of folders from the drawer, and flipped through them casually, but in fact, if you observe carefully, you will find that Derivative's gaze is empty , he didn't focus on any word on the document, "You go—"

Derivative hadn't finished saying the word "bar", the door was pushed open with a "snap" unceremoniously, and the solid geometry leaned against the door, of course he didn't forget to fiddle with his body, showing his beautiful curve, towards the direction of the function Blows a pretty greasy kiss, then a wink that's even greasier than a blown kiss, and says, "You just lied about your crush to test my patience."

The solid geometry leaning against the door twisted its body like a maggot, and then said coquettishly, "You are good or bad."

The derivative lowered his head to conceal the twitching corners of his mouth and the throbbing forehead.

The stalemate and embarrassment just now were dispelled by the surprise of the solid geometry, and the depressed mood just now disappeared without a trace. Seeing this, the function on the side quietly hid in the corner, turned his back, shook his shoulders, and held back his laughter It was quite hard.

The derivative wanted to justify something, and the solid geometry said first, "I know you want to deny it, but I also proved it to the probability that you and the function are not together at all!"

In the cognition of three-dimensional geometry, as a derivative, no one is unwilling to be with him, so having someone you like is equivalent to having a boyfriend. Since the derivative and the function are not together, it is obviously a lie.

Stereo Geometry looked at the guide number with three points of complacency and seven points of admiration. Stereo Geometry raised its eyebrows, looking at the guide number like a winner looking at his own pocket.

Function also quietly turned his back, subconsciously looking at the derivative, and even his breathing became weak.

What would the derivative say?

Derivative turned his head to look at the function, his tightly locked brows did not relax for a moment, Derivative squeezed the space between his brows with his right thumb and forefinger, and sighed softly, but due to the silence in this not too spacious and exquisite office, Derivative's sigh The sound is clearly audible.

Function, who was only two steps away from the derivative, could see the slightly raised eyebrows of the derivative and the two reddish fingerprints left on the bridge of the nose by excessive force. It also stopped for a moment, like a slight sting from being pricked by a needle when drawing blood.

Derivative puts the folder on the table, "I did s-"

Suddenly there was a soft touch on the back of the hand.

Derivative raised his head in disbelief, and then saw that the function that was a few steps away was standing beside him at this moment, and blinked at himself.

The hand of the function is on the hand of the derivative. Even in the air-conditioned cool space, the derivative can clearly feel the warmth brought by the other party's body temperature.

"The news of probability is not reliable." Function said with a chuckle, "The answer to this question, of course, is that we, the parties involved, know best."