If you don't work hard, you have to marry the Pluto

"Isn't it, sir, can you be more shameless? Besides, I don't know how to dance." Song Ningyi raised his hand and pulled the face of Little Hades, stretching and flattening it.

"You don't need to dance, you prepare some beautiful pastries, and it's OK to dedicate them to Pluto as the highlight of the presenting session. Remember, you want to eat something Pluto has never seen before."

Song Ningyi squinted at him: "Why do you think I will help you? I have always coveted your black hat."

"We are grasshoppers on the same rope. Back then, I secretly saved you in spite of the law. If something happened to me, don't even think about choosing someone else."

Damn it makes sense, but I can't refute it.

Last time, Pluto didn’t even look at the super-looking Nyonya Cake, so this time the pastry can’t just blindly make good-looking ones, you have to do what you like.

"Does Pluto have any preferences, such as animals and plants?"

Little Hades grabbed his head, and slowly put on the mask of pain: "Every time he goes to the underworld to inspect, he must take two Mimis by my side, forget it."

Pluto loves cats, so this is a great place to start.

"I know what kind of cakes to make." A snap of fingers revealed confidence and pride.

"What?"

"You don't even know, just wait."

****

After a busy day, it’s time to rest. Meimei takes a hot bath, and the soft bathrobe wraps the skin smooth and smooth. This is also the most pleasant time of the day...

Cozy fart!

Song Ningyi had just finished taking a shower and was about to fall asleep. The moment she touched the curtain with her fingers, a big face suddenly appeared outside the window, tightly pressed against the glass, and a pair of dark red eyes were staring hard at the room through the glass. Look weird.

The window was slammed open again, and this time the soles of the slippers with horizontal stripes were replaced, and they were kicked directly.

Jiang Yanjin raised his hand and hugged the foot flying towards him.

The long legs raised high lifted off the already loose bathrobe, and the spring gleams under the robe.

"Yeah, it's a pattern of a Jenny turtle." Jiang Yanjin said in surprise.

"Papa papa!" Three big ear scratches were suddenly received on the head.

Song Ningyi withdrew her leg, and blushes crept up her cheeks: "You are perverted! >Dish<"

Jiang Yanjin rubbed her head gracefully, her small mouth glanced at her willow eyebrows and frowned like a girl full of thoughts: "I sent you a lot of private messages today, but honey, you didn't reply to any of them. I'm worried that something happened to you, so hurry up and take a look."

"If something really happened to me, it must be because I fought so hard with you that I lost both."

"Honey, don't say that. After all, the security system of your house is really backward. Didn't you lose your knife a few days ago, so I'm worried."

Song Ningyi frowned, realizing that the matter was not simple: "How did you know I lost the knife."

Jiang Yanjin held his cheeks in both hands, and smiled brightly: "Because it was made by my fans, a little mouse spirit."

It was only then that Song Ningyi suddenly realized that the rat who PK came to the house the night before to kill him was a fan of this person, or he was just a illegitimate fan.

"That's all." Song Ningyi waved his hand, "It's a blessing in disguise. If I make squirrel fish according to the plan, I may not be able to win you over."

"No, since he can do such sneaky things, the underworld will never tolerate it easily. He has already been classified as a beast by me, and he will not harass you again in the future."

"Why did you put him in the animal realm? I know, you are a wage earner just like Niu Tau Ma Mian."

Jiang Yanjin laughed out loud, his white teeth were slightly exposed, and there were two dimples on the corners of his mouth: "No, I am the King of Hades."

"Stop, stop, stop, can you rely on your nonsense?" Song Ningyi took the phone and pulled out the photos.

On the screen, a bulging child was really holding a big pig's trotter and gnawed madly, the sauce covered his face.

"This is Hades."

Jiang Yanjin tilted his head, tapped his cheeks with his fingers holding his face, and smiled with crooked eyebrows:

"The workload in the underworld for the first 100 years was too much for me to handle by myself, so the underworld sent Zeng Liang Yuqing, oh, the kid in the photo to share the work for me, so the underworld was divided into east and west halls, in charge of reincarnation and trial."

Song Ningyi slowly raised her head, her neck stiffened like a machine.

"Weakly ask, if you leave the wavy pattern on the bottom of the slippers on the face of Hades, what process will you go through..."

"It's okay, at most, you can't be reborn forever."

It only took three seconds for Song Ningyi's mouth to open slightly to close tightly and then to form a wavy line.

It's over, just like what Little Hades said, he was the one who secretly saved him, and he didn't know how to restrain himself, and offended Little Hades' seniors, now he is really going to be gone.

"Don't be afraid, if you are willing to fall in love with me, I will not only turn a blind eye to Liang Yuqing's private protection of you, but also guarantee that no one in the underworld will dare to bully you again, what do you think~"

Since you have to ask your own opinion, it must be:

"Aba, aba, aba."

Jiang Yanjin laughed softly, stretched out his hand to touch Song Ningyi's lips, and rubbed it lightly: "I'll give you time to think about it~ Don't rush to answer me."

His figure became blurred little by little, as if he couldn't see clearly through a layer of tulle, and then became a phantom, slowly disappearing from sight.

The only thing in front of my eyes is the silent silence when the snowflakes fall.

Song Ningyi poked his head out of the window sill, looked around at 360 degrees, and only after he was sure that he was really gone, he closed the window tremblingly, and pulled the curtains hard.

My mind is confused and I want to do something to divert my attention.

Open Sanzhi live broadcast, two of the top three avatars on the home page are gray, and only Chu Qiao is still online.

When the trumpet entered the live broadcast room, Chu Qiao's slender white hands came into view without warning.

He is drawing a picture, the slender pen holder is vertically held between his fingers, the hair tip as thin as a silver needle outlines a smooth ocher edge line along the pale pink face outline on the paper.

On the screen is a young woman who half-covers her delicate face with a round fan, her long hair is tied up in a bun, and her eyes are as lively as a living person, who will walk out of the paper in the next second.

Song Ningyi took a deep breath, unconsciously a gratified smile appeared on the corner of his mouth:

Qiaoqiao is really versatile, he is proficient in everything, I really want to meet him.

[Yiyi's Girlfriend Fan]: "Qiaoqiao, will you still broadcast it on Pluto's birthday this Sunday?"

The warm voice spread out through the speaker: "Oh yes, I'm also taking a leave of absence with everyone. This Sunday is off for the day because of Pluto's birthday."

[Shoehorn face]: "Is Qiaoqiao on good terms with Pluto? She still works in the underworld."

Song Ningyi instantly pricked up her ears, and pressed the phone close to her ear, for fear of missing any word Chu Qiao said.

"It's a pretty good relationship." Chu Qiao didn't say much about this matter.

If the relationship with Pluto is not bad, then he must also be a prominent figure in the underworld.

Song Ningyi was still worried about the fact that Little Hades asked her to dress up as a woman again, but now it's good, not only to dress up as a woman, but she must put on the most beautiful makeup, and her girdle will draw out the thinnest waist, so that she can become Hades birthday banquet The prettiest boy ever!

So Song Ningyi, who had no research on cosmetics, opened the Alpaca's live broadcast room in order to seduce Chu Qiao on Pluto's birthday...

"In the cold winter, the sky is dry and windy, and moisturizing is the most important thing. Why does the invincible and easy-to-use liquid foundation that I usually use in summer get stuck? It must be because you haven't done a good job of moisturizing." Alpaca picked up a bottle of skin care oil on the table.

Song Ningyi nodded thoughtfully, wearing glasses and looking like a good student, taking notes in a notebook.

"At this time, what we need to do is not to replenish water, but to use oil to lock the moisture in the skin. We can add skin care oil to the liquid foundation."

The notebook was full of densely packed small characters, Song Ningyi looked at his three pages of notes, and couldn't help sighing:

If I had this kind of energy in studying back then, I would have gone to Tsinghua University and Peking University long ago.

****

Pluto's birthday came as scheduled, and on the LED screen in the central square of the underworld, the words "Wishing the Lord of the Underworld a happy birthday" scrolled back and forth. Countless residents of the underworld spontaneously took to the streets, lowered their heads devoutly, clasped their hands together, and muttered words, just like a solemn condolence at a funeral.

A 24-seat business bus stopped at the entrance of the office building of the underworld, and there was a row of beautiful ladies in skirts and gauze clothes standing at the entrance, with outstanding looks.

Song Ningyi stood in the middle of them without makeup. He was still a man, full of a strong sense of disobedience.

The automatic door of the underworld building slowly opened, and a little Douding popped out from inside, dressed in a dark robe, with a big word "King of Hades" on his chest.

Song Ningyi frowned, realizing that things were not simple.

"Didn't you say that you also want to wear women's clothes? Does my conscience ache for fooling around like this?"

Little Yama scratched his head through the hat: "Ah? What are you talking about? What kind of women's clothing, I'm just a baby, I don't understand..."

"In short, this matter is absolutely endless without a hundred or eighty space stations."

Before getting on the bus, Song Ningyi naively thought that this bus would carry more than a dozen beautiful sisters to a birthday banquet venue similar to a star hotel, but the bus seemed...

Flying?

The brightly lit city that never sleeps became smaller and smaller in sight as the car flew towards the sky, and the spots where the lights radiated gradually became denser. The streets that shone like diamonds criss-crossed each other, and Song Ningyi was stunned for a moment.

It turns out that the whole picture of the underworld looks like this.

"Where are we going?" Seeing that the hell below was getting farther and farther away, Song Ningyi finally realized.

Little Hades hugged a small strawberry and licked it back and forth, reluctantly opening his mouth: "Underworld."

"Aren't the underworld and the underworld the same place?"

"No, the underworld is on the upper level of the underworld, and the concept is bigger than the underworld." The young lady in the front seat smiled sweetly, "The underworld is only the area under the jurisdiction of the underworld. The entire underworld is very large, bigger than the human world."

Song Ningyi nodded thoughtfully.

The bus soared through the air, passed through the wide and miasma-ridden Sanzu River, and finally stopped in front of a building after driving for several hours.

A very tall gray gate. The stone pillars on both sides of the gate go straight into the sky. Right above the gate, there is a relief on each side, with a blue-faced and long-toothed ape-headed human body, terrifying and treacherous.

Standing at the door were two huge monsters, neither human nor ghost, like a cloud of blue-gray air, without facial features, with a face like dough, about four or five meters tall, and with unusually long hands and feet, like two movable bamboo poles hanging weakly. physically.

Song Ningyi instantly thought of the legendary slender ghost, his pupils shrank, he took a breath, and his strong desire to survive drove his feet backwards.

"Oh, brothers Shura, long time no see, you've grown taller again." A few beautiful young ladies walked around the two behemoths a few times, smiling like flowers on their faces.

The two behemoths were praised so much by the beautiful sisters, and two blushes suddenly slowly appeared on the cheeks...

Little Hades took out the token from his waist and threw it out. The gold medal drew a perfect arc in mid-air and landed on Shura's palm that was bigger than a washbasin.

"I'm Yan Luo from the West Palace. I'm invited to the Pluto's birthday banquet. Open the door quickly." The child's nostrils shot into the sky, and his eyes rolled upwards a few degrees.

The two Shuras looked like honest ghosts at first glance, they bowed to the little Hades slowly and then slowly opened the door——

In the pitch-black night, two small bright green lights suddenly appeared, blinking like two eyes fixedly staring at the person coming.

"Shua, Shua, Shua!" Immediately afterwards, countless small bright green lights appeared layer by layer in an instant, and the river of bright green lights continued to extend, reflecting a stone bridge suspended in midair.

Several dancing girls talked and laughed like a spring outing, stepping lightly across the stone bridge and disappearing into the darkness.

"Let me remind you one last time, don't try to spy on Pluto's face. The last person who had this thought and took action has already turned into a stone." Before crossing the bridge, Little Hades stopped and made a serious statement again.

"If you give me 100 billion, I don't even want to see it." Song Ningyi pouted.

I added another sentence in my heart: I came to see Qiaoqiao, okay?

After crossing the stone bridge, after a few steps, a building taller than the gate of the underworld suddenly appeared in front of him. There was a main hall in the middle, with a small door on each side, and the outer wall of three-color glazed stone was magnificent.

"This is Pluto's palace. After entering in a while, go backstage with the dancers to put on makeup." Xiao Yan Wang reached out to touch the vermilion gate, "Remember, don't miss Pluto's face."

Song Ningyi: There are too many slots, forget it, let's put on beautiful makeup and play with fire in front of Chu Qiao.

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-01-2918:52:54~2021-01-3102:19:01期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 2 by Xiao Xiao;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!