If you don't work hard, you have to marry the Pluto

Song Ningyi was terrified by this face, and subconsciously closed her eyes to pretend to be dead.

Then it felt wrong.

Isn't he already dead?

"Mr. Song, it's time to get up." "Gulu" pulled Song Ningyi's quilt away. Others laughed harmlessly to humans and animals, but he laughed so hard that people just wanted to die in place.

"Who are you! Why did you trespass in the boudoir!" Song Ningyi pulled back the quilt.

"My name is Taotao, and I'm His Highness's personal servant. He sent me to wake up Mr. Song. His Highness is waiting for you in the office." Although his face was terrified, his tone was unexpectedly gentle.

Song Yinzhi pursed his mouth tightly, poking and complaining secretly in his heart: peachy hunk, can you be more sincere and less routine.

Song Ningyi didn't dare to face him directly, so she got up, washed her face and brushed her teeth.

Entering the hall of the underworld, I saw a row of ghost employees standing neatly in the middle, with their right fists clenched above their heads, their faces solemn and solemn:

"I swear! Volunteer to join the underworld group, work diligently, work hard, and contribute to the growth of the underworld."

Song Ningyi: This scene seems familiar.

"Gulu" took Song Ningyi into the elevator, and the numbers on the elevator display board kept beating.Looking at the sparse forehead of "Gulu", Song Ningyi didn't dare to vent his anger, so he could only shrink in the corner, weak, helpless and pitiful.

As soon as he entered the office, Yan Wang's little bun was holding a big orange cat and sucking wildly.

"Little Baozi, I'm here." Song Ningyi greeted warmly.

Yan Wang waved at Song Ningyi, and when he was distracted, Maomao nimbly escaped from his arms, angrily "meowed" and disappeared into the darkness.

"looking for me."

Yan Wang looked Song Ningyi up and down, studied for a long time, and said: "Yesterday, your live broadcast caused a lot of repercussions. I watched it this morning, and the fans' attention has reached a thousand. I think you can't just let you wear such shabby clothes all the time. If you live broadcast for a long time, people will suspect that you don’t take a shower.”

"You don't take a shower."

"So, I sent my staff to buy some outfits for you." Little Hades clapped his hands and waved his hands.

Two Gulus wearing tiger skin skirts came out of nowhere carrying a large wardrobe.

"Choose one of them and put it on tonight, don't embarrass me." Little Hades smiled with crescent eyes.

But Song Ningyi felt that his smile was so malicious.

Sure enough, as soon as I opened the closet——

Song Ningyi held the JK uniform, trembling and cold:

"Your Highness Little Baozi, if you don't need your eyes, you can donate them to those in need."

"Oh, I can't help it. I've said that the underworld economy is in a recession and the deficit is in crisis. This is just picked off from the little girl who committed suicide by jumping off a building." The little Hades supported his forehead, and there seemed to be tears in the corner of his eyes, "Will you Just leave, when you earn money, you will have everything you want to wear in dragon robes."

Song Ningyi looked at the label on the uniform that hadn't been torn off in time, obviously not believing it.

"In order to match this outfit, I even bought you a wig, my favorite is black long straight."

Song Ningyi: "Are you perverted? Have money to buy wigs and ingredients but no money to buy clothes?"

"Anyway, I don't have the money to buy clothes! If you don't change, I'll tell you that you don't take a bath, and I will print thousands of leaflets and distribute them all over the city!"

****

"Hello everyone in front of the screen, it's time for Song Ningyi's live broadcast again~"

Sitting in front of the camera was a long-haired girl with a slender waist and long legs, her eyes were like autumn water, and her long eyelashes flickered.Sitting next to him was a little doll in a Lolita dress with a pacifier in its mouth, with an unlovely expression on its face.

"Today I specially invite the much-anticipated His Highness Yan Wang as the special guest of this issue~" Song Ningyi sat up straight and clasped his hands together, pouted and twisted his waist, "Try a new dressing style today, I hope you like it~ "

Little Hades thought in his heart: Why did I fall into the way of this damned human being?

[Hell Angel Wang Baoqiang]: "Here we come! The anchor is so beautiful, can I kiss the back of your hand?"

[Chu Qiao's girlfriend fan]: "Ahhh! Yiyi, do you want to engage in lily? I can do it."

[The duck mouth is very hard]: "Your Highness is so cute, knead~"

The number of viewers in the live broadcast room at this time: 3022

Once the women's clothing was exposed, the number of fans jumped rapidly, increasing by 664 ghosts in an instant.

Song Ningyi manually changed the title of the live broadcast to:

[I was threatened to wear women's clothing, simply eat some pagoda meat to calm down. 】

[Where is your mother eating]: "Hehe, I uttered wild words in Qiaoqiao's live broadcast room yesterday, let's see what kind of breed you are today."

Song Ningyi smiled and said, "Isn't it just a kind of national treasure variety with personal beauty and kindness, I haven't seen it before."

[Where is your mother eating]: "I vomited, is it you?"

Song Ningyi didn't bother to talk to him anymore: "It's possible that the little friends in the underworld have never seen pagoda meat, because even in the world this dish is not home-cooked, the process is complicated, and it requires high skill from the chef."

Song Ningyi turned on the gun with a smile, the pork skin gradually turned yellow and hardened under the spray of blue flames, and a thin layer of scorched black appeared. Then Song Ningyi took the steel wool to clean the scorched black surface.

"Next, we start to prepare the spices for cooking the meat, two star anise, two pieces of cinnamon, cut the scallion sauce into pieces, add soy sauce, red yeast rice noodles, and pour water into the pot."

[Hell's Angel Wang Baoqiang]: "What are these things? Why do they feel like tree bark?"

[Maomao Wants Revolution]: "I haven't seen it yet, this is the spice of the world."

"Attention, the pork and spices must be put into the pot under cold water, and then boiled on high heat."

The red yeast rice noodles instantly dissolved in the pot, revealing a bloody crimson.

【Eighteen-layer Oil Pot Xiaowang】: "I am familiar with this scene."

Song Ningyi fiddled with the uniform skirt, after all, it was empty underneath and a bit cold, and there was nothing wrong with it.

"Remove the fishy smell of rice wine, boil it and skim off the foam."

[Maomao Wants Revolution]: "When doing this step, you should learn from the anchor to wear women's clothing to make the food taste better." FBJQ

[Hell's Angel Wang Baoqiang]: "There's something wrong with you."

At this time, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room soared to over [-], and the number of fans increased at a very terrifying trend. Among them, there were some barrages of "Chu Qiao came to the live broadcast room to check in and wait for the host to slap her in the face".

"After the meat is cooked, take it out and control the water, fry it in [-]% hot oil, then take it out, put a heavy object on it, and freeze it urgently for half an hour."

Song Ningyi put the pork into the emergency freezer, washed her hands, and sat in front of the camera with a pure and lovely smile:

"Then let's take this time to chat~"

As soon as these words came out, the bullet screen instantly boiled.

[The sneakers of the uncle downstairs]: "Yiyiyi! I heard that you came to us after your death, so do you think our place is good?"

The small mouth was like honey: "Okay, sometimes I feel in a trance that I am still in the world."

Song Ningyi looked at the soaring fans' attention, cupped her small face in both hands, and smiled crookedly:

"Good news, our Highness said that he will send ghosts to the world to buy a box of finished rabbit heads. Today, [-] of the fans who have followed us in the live broadcast room will be drawn to give away my favorite rabbit heads~"

Little Hades:? ? ?

As soon as these words came out, the live broadcast room exploded again, and the number of fans increased steadily, like a squirrel climbing a tree.

Among them, there was the one who started clamoring for a slap in the face in the live broadcast room [Eat your mother].

Little Hades squinted at Song Ningyi, and mouthed to him: "The cost of the lottery will be deducted from your salary."

"The emergency freezing is complete, and we will proceed to the next process."

When the frozen pork was taken out, it already had a crystal clear texture, and then the pork was cut into slices with a thickness of [-] mm, put into the pagoda meat mold, and then the sauce was fried.

[Hell's Angel Wang Baoqiang]: "Why do I smell a fragrance, is it an illusion?"

[Brother Vitality Frog]: "No! You are not alone! I smell it too! I suspect that the anchor lives in the same building as me!"

As soon as the words fell, there was a knock on the door outside.

[Brother Vitality Frog]: "Live broadcast face-to-face! The anchor really lives downstairs from me! Come and eat, open the door!"

In an instant, the bullet screen was full of "addicted, sour", and the number of fans kept beating.

Open the door, there is a kid standing outside the door... a little devil with a bull's head and a horse's face, his halazi is longer than the Yangtze River.

"Welcome, welcome. It's better to catch up sooner than later. The pagoda meat will be ready soon. Let's have dinner at my house tonight."

The little devil nodded like a pounding garlic, his whole lower body was dragged in like a torn rag.

Song Ningyi was terrified when he saw it, and the desire to scream was rolling in his throat, but he knew that as long as he yelled out, the number of fans would drop to zero ruthlessly.

It took more than three hours, and the pagoda meat with complicated procedures was finally successfully completed.

Accompanied by the magnificent BGM like court music, the soft light hits the pagoda meat, and the rich brown sauce slowly flows down the top of the pagoda. The soft, waxy and smooth meat shines strangely under the light. When it was on the table, a pink shadow flashed by.

No need to guess who it is.

Even wearing a small lace dress can't change the foodie nature of Little Hades. With a sweep of chopsticks, most of the meat is directly picked up, like a hungry tiger rushing to eat, and he gorges on rice. The speed is jaw-dropping.

Brother Yuanqi Frog sat aside cautiously, watching their boss almost choke to death, he couldn't help swallowing.

Song Ningyi filled a bowl of crystal clear rice, covered it with pagoda meat, drizzled it with sauce, and placed it in front of Brother Frog. He waved his skirt and made a "please" gesture.

The kid tremblingly picked up the chopsticks, carefully picked up a piece of meat and put it into his mouth——

After a while, two lines of turbid tears ran down his cheeks.

The barrage was in an uproar: Why are you crying!

Song Ningyi looked at him quietly and smiled:

"Onions, I added onions."

Brother Frog wiped away his tears, and took a big mouthful of rice angrily. His tears mixed with snot and flowed into his mouth. He chewed the food, his mouth was blurred, and his eyes were watery:

"I'm so sad, why I was born a ghost, mother, I want to be a human, may I ask if there is still a place in the reincarnation circuit, I want to make a shady deal."

[Hell's Angel Wang Baoqiang]: "Hell! I just finished putting on makeup, is it gone? Is it too late for me to go now?"

[The uncle is also affectionate]: "I've already packed my luggage and I'm going to stay in front of the anchor's house. Are there any sisters with me?"

Huang Bo's fairy wand sent hell to eat melon × 100

Unknown god sent hell ticket × 10

The gifts are constantly being refreshed, the number of views has skyrocketed, and the number of fans has increased significantly. On the homepage of the Sanzhi APP, the ranking jumped three levels in a row, jumping from outside the thousand to the top [-].

Xiao Yan Wang looked at the increasing number of fans in the live broadcast room, his eyes almost popped out.

"You are really a talent, no, a ghost." Little Hades jumped off the chair excitedly.

But because the skirt was too cumbersome, the child just jumped off, stepped on the skirt lace with his right foot and slipped it in, with his head down——

The strong desire to survive forced him to reach out and grab Song Ningyi's skirt.

There was a loud bang of "duang".

Song Ningyi's half of her underwear was exposed to the public.

The barrage frantically swiped: waoooo!It's strawberries!It's a strawberry pattern!

Song Ningyi hurriedly lifted up her skirt, lifted the bloody little Hades up from the ground, and patted the ashes, laughing with veins on her forehead:

"I'm sorry, I'm fighting. Please don't cancel it. I'm very glass-hearted. If I cancel it, I will commit suicide."

[What does the fairy's sneakers smell like]: "Hhh, just say that, you have fans."

[Don't forget to save the manuscript]: "The anchor is a little angel in the world! Can I get underwear in the next lottery draw?"

As soon as the underpants were exposed, the number of fans gradually increased. Song Ningyi even wondered if there was something wrong with the counter.

Little Hades wiped his nosebleeds, and walked tremblingly to the camera: "For the sake of my hard work in dressing up as a woman, please pay attention before leaving, or you will lose your salary this month."

In an instant, the number of fans in the live broadcast room increased by 1011.

"Then, thank you for watching, today's live broadcast ends here, and a lottery will be held on the fair platform later, and the friends who are drawn will take screenshots as soon as possible and private message me the address~"

[Hell's Angel Wang Baoqiang]: "Big anchor, will you wear women's clothes tomorrow QAQ?"

Song Ningyi: "Promise me, you can eat more, but dream less."

The live broadcast signal was disconnected, sending Brother Vitality Frog away, Song Ningyi couldn't wait to tear off her long hair, took off her stockings and tossed it casually: "You eat the small bag slowly, I'll go take a shower."

Little Yama made an OK gesture and picked up his chopsticks.

Sure enough, Little Hades is a heartless person. Song Ningyi came out of the shower and saw the mess on the table, but the people disappeared. I don’t know how the child ate, and his rice bowl went into the fish tank ==

After tidying up her job, Song Ningyi lay down on the bed, took out her mobile phone and started the Sanzhi live broadcast.

Click on the leaderboard number one, the live broadcast room is dark, showing that the anchor has not started broadcasting.

Inexplicably, a trace of loss welled up in my heart.

It has to be said that Chu Qiao is really a character, even though he is not live broadcasting, the small gifts in the live broadcasting room are still being sent non-stop, even if he is in the human world, he has never experienced such a scene.

Forget it, no one is here anyway, let's find a local novel to read and sleep.

Just as Song Ningyi was about to exit the app, she suddenly found a small red dot in the dialog box icon in the lower right corner. She hadn't noticed it before, but when she opened it, it was full of private messages from fans.

Compared to the human world, the fans in Hell seem to be too harmonious, and they reveal their love for themselves in every line, and they don't feel contemptuous because they are outsiders.

Song Ningyi also replied "Thank you" one by one.

But flipping and flipping—

A user named [猫为上] sent a sentence:

"emmmm" followed by a [huh? ] round face expression.

Song Ningyi, who has been immersed in the Internet for many years, understood at a glance that the subtext of this person was saying: "Huh? What the hell, can someone read this?"

Song Ningyi immediately clicked on this person's homepage, and found that it was an old account, and only followed one anchor——Chu Qiao.

And this account is very strange, besides only following Chu Qiao alone, there is a special certification next to the name:

【Supreme Management of Underworld】

Song Ningyi:! ! !The highest management of the underworld?Isn't that the leader of Little Hades?The leader of Little Hades is what he keeps saying...

Hades?

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-01-2018:48:05~2021-01-2118:30:41期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: あさ is 1 bottle of ひかり;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!