If you don't work hard, you have to marry the Pluto

My heart beat violently, and my body began to emit strange heat.

Because you can't see, your senses are more sensitive.

Hot, moist and soft objects fall on the lips, soft tongue... FBJQ exclusive arrangement

"Little Hades will tell you the time. It's nine o'clock in the morning in hell time. Wake up—!"

With a jolt, Song Ningyi opened his eyes again.

In front of him was the chubby little face of Little Hades.

What, it turned out to be a dream.

Song Ningyi rubbed her sleepy eyes and sat up: "Little Baozi, once upon a time, did someone say that when they saw your face, they couldn't help but want to punch a set of military punches on it."

Little Hades: "The last person who had such an idea has disappeared in the long river of history."

Song Ningyi rolled over and got out of bed, yawned and asked impatiently: "So why are you here so early, and next time you can knock on the door first—"

In the middle of speaking, a strong tingling suddenly hit.

Song Ningyi frowned in pain, and immediately raised her hand to touch her shoulder.

Looking sideways, there are three strange...scratches on the shoulder?

Strange, whoever did it, stand up and die.

But if you think about it carefully, besides yourself, who else can leave scratches on your body without anyone noticing it.

"I have good news for you." Xiao Yan Wang approached with a smile, "Open the Jifu IUS dating software and have a look. Congratulations, you are famous!"

To be honest, Song Ningyi was also a super popular game anchor with more than 100 million fans before his death. It is not the first time that Song Ningyi has become popular, and it is not very rare.

"That's why our number three request to PK with you on the same stage today~"

Song Ningyi was brushing her teeth, spraying mouthwash three meters high.

"Cough cough, cough, who wants to PK with me?"

"You are Sanzhi's popular anchor after all, so pay a little attention to the top three gods on the ranking list."

Song Ningyi: Of course there is concern, although only Chu Qiao.

"The third place on the list is the top seller in the underworld, with a monthly income of one million. Now the underworld relies on the taxes of these ghosts, and your salary still comes from his wallet."

"So you're planning to let Xiao Transparent, who earns [-] a month, go to PK the big guy who earns a million a month?" Song Ning Yipi smiled, "Can I hit you on the head live? Use a rocket to hit you!" With one punch, I can make Jack Ma go bankrupt."

"It's useless for you to beat me. Now IUS has suspended the PK between the two of you. The odds on your side have reached [-]. They are all buying you to lose. Hehehe, I have both invested money anyway, no matter what It's all earned."

"So I only have one percent approval rate? That's it? Go PK boss?"

Little Hades stroked his Schrödinger's beard maturely: "If you have this skill, why don't you go and see what's going on in the third place first. As the saying goes, you can win a hundred battles by knowing yourself and the enemy."

"I've already died." Song Ningyi opened the Sanzhi live broadcast, found the third list, and clicked in with the trumpet.

Immediately back out again.

"Sorry sorry, stress response."

Damn, you really can’t expect the live broadcast of ghosts with the aesthetics of normal people. It’s not an exaggeration. I was really scared when I entered.

Feeling the conscience, Bang San really looks like an alpaca, or an alpaca with mullet hair.

This alpaca is recommending a hair follicle hair growth liquid. He said that dead hair follicles can be saved. It can be called the bald killer. While talking nonsense, he proudly shook his half bangs that blocked his eyes.

However, although it is an alpaca, its voice is very nice, and it seems that its thinking is different from ordinary people's quickness, and its words are impeccable. Song Ningyi's heart was once touched by what he said. If it wasn't for his lush hair, he couldn't help but want to buy a bottle and try it.

In terms of eloquence, Song Ningyi didn't think he could reach the level of alpaca.

If you play PK games, you can still request a battle, but the content of PK is to bring goods!

This group of cerebellar palsy in hell doesn't like to play games, after all, IQ is here.

"Seven o'clock in the afternoon, prepare well. If you can win, I invite you to go to the toilet." The little Yan Wang patted Song Ningyi's fragile shoulders that were almost drooping to the ground, with an old-fashioned tone.

Song Ningyi thought about it for a second, no, even if he can really keep the tie and win through exhaustion, what can he do?It's better to give him a bad meal and a long memory than to make this poor boy cheap.

Song Ningyi immediately ran to the bathroom and began to decal yellow on the mirror...

At [-]:[-] p.m., Sanzhi APP, IUS and other major dating sites have launched the live broadcast of the two-person gambling match. For a while, the site was overcrowded, and the server comparable to Jinjiang was paralyzed for a while, and even the anchors were affected to varying degrees. .

The PK method is very simple, that is, to spend money, and whoever receives the gift with the highest value within one hour wins.

Song Ningyi sat in front of the camera, as quiet as a chicken, with two blushes on her face like a cockatiel, thick and green eyeshadow that looked like someone had punched her twice, and her bright red lips, as if Just finished eating as bloody as a child.

【Chu Qiao Girlfriend Fan】Entering the live broadcast room——

[Chu Qiao's Girlfriend Fan] Quit the live broadcast room——

【Chu Qiao Girlfriend Fan】Entering the live broadcast room——

[Chu Qiao's girlfriend fan]: "Am I hallucinating? Who is this, where is Yiyi?"

Song Ningyi expressionlessly changed the title of the live broadcast room to [P or PK is not important, it mainly reminds me of my first love. 】

After seeing Song Ningyi's broadcast, some regular fans rushed into the live broadcast room in a storm, and seeing this... indescribable face in front of the camera, they couldn't help being shocked.

The bullet screen frantically swiped: Yiyi, if you are kidnapped, blink!

Song Ningyi received a PK invitation as soon as she finished the title.

No, as long as the temperament is handled well.

Frankly clicked "Accept", and the camera opened——

Both anchors sucked in a breath of air that was visible to the naked eye.

Song Ningyi thought: Although I saw it once, the face of the alpaca gave me a new shock every time I saw it.

Alpaca Heart: Wow!What a beautiful person, there is such a beauty in the world!It turned out to be a good-looking anchor.

[I was an angel with broken wings in my previous life]: "Yiyi, are you okay, someone slapped you in the face."

[The alpaca is easy to touch]: "No, no, brother camel, you actually want to PK with this kind of person, Buddha."

The number of viewers in the live broadcast room at this time:

Song Ningyi - 5678 ghosts

Alpaca - 32 ghosts

He lost directly at the starting line.

But Song Ningyi didn't care, he put on heavy makeup originally to scare away the audience and teach Little Hades a lesson, so it's best to lose.

"Tell me about your first love." It's no longer the same opening remarks, today's Song Ningyi seems to have a touch of sadness, as sad as killing a Matt.

[ABC]: "I'll come first! My first love is the school girl in junior high school, so handsome."

[Chu Qiao's girlfriend fan]: "The first love has already been reincarnated in QAQ. It is said that he took the wrong road when he crossed the Naihe bridge, entered the animal road, and became a pig. The Chinese New Year is almost here in the world. It is estimated that he will cut his account and start over in two days."

【Your father is me】: "My first love has become someone else's wife."

Song Ningyi looked at the barrage that kept refreshing, and wanted to laugh, but due to the character design, she could only hold back, pretending to be melancholy:

"To be honest, when I was alive, I died under the car before I met the person I was attracted to. Unexpectedly, I came to the underworld and experienced the feeling of first love for the first time."

The barrage instantly boiled over: "Who is Yiyi's first love! Come out! Draw your sword!"

[Brother Vitality Frog]: "Could it be me...? Think about it carefully, it seems that the only one Yiyi has seen is me besides Hades."

Song Ningyi: Brother Frog, don't you have a mirror at home?

The alpaca on the opposite side: How does it feel like it's me?

"So I put on beautiful makeup today, just in case my first love is peeping at my live broadcast room." Song Ningyi raised the corners of her lips and tapped her two dimples, suspected of being cute.

Needless to say, as the saying goes, extremes lead to opposites, and the extremely ugly face makes the ghosts find it unexpectedly cute.

[Brother Vitality Frog]: "I'm here, baby, I've seen everything you've done for me."

Brother Vitality Frog sent hell tickets × 100

Just when Song Ningyi wanted to cry but had no tears, the system displayed:

[Cat is the top] Entered the live broadcast room.

The barrage boiled again: "It's Pluto! Pluto has come to Yiyi's live broadcast room!"

[Cat is the top] This ID is familiar to everyone. The blue V queen who often comes and goes in and out of Chu Qiao's live broadcast room is Pluto's own account, but he has never been seen talking to a ghost. He is as cold as him. This is the first time I have seen him. He appeared in the live broadcast room other than Chu Qiao.

All of a sudden, major websites got the news and turned into UC shock department one after another:

【Shock!Pluto entered Song Ningyi's live broadcast room only to do this! 】

When all the ghosts heard about this, they turned their backs one after another. The number of online viewers in Song Ningyi's live broadcast kept jumping, directly rising from [-] to [-], and the number of fans instantly increased by [-]. The speed is astonishingly fast.

Song Ningyi was really taken aback, after all, he had already offended this boss thoroughly, if he called all the ghosts to boycott his live broadcast room, wouldn't he really have to make a living by purely picking up garbage in the future?

But unexpectedly, the boss remained silent.

Song Ningyi sat for a while, making sure that Pluto had no next move, and then returned to the topic.

"Since it's the first love, the personal experience is different, so the feeling of the first love is also different, so what we are going to try today is a dessert called Shuixinxuan cake."

【Hell Angel Wang Baoqiang】: "Is it cake? Or water."

"The first step is to add boiled water and sweet sugar to the Hantian powder according to the proportion, bring to a boil on high heat, then turn to low heat and cook for 2 minutes, then separate and cool for 3 minutes like when couples quarrel."

"Add edible gold powder into the special mold for Shuixinxuan cake, pour in the mixture of Hantian powder just now, and then add a salted cherry blossom, wait for the petals to disperse and refrigerate until solidified."

[Yuyuyu]: "It doesn't feel as delicious as pagoda meat, it's like boiled water =="

Song Ningyi ignored it, and continued: "Add milk, sugar and a small amount of Hantian powder to the pot, boil it as you did when you were in love, then pour the milk mixture into the mold just now, continue to quarrel and cool separately."

[Chu Qiao's girlfriend fan]: "Eh? Is there no meat? It really doesn't taste good."

The bullet screens all expressed that they felt unpalatable and tasteless. These were just a few heartfelt and unintentional words, and "XXX exited the live broadcast room" popped up seamlessly in the upper left corner of the screen.

At this time, the alpaca brother on the opposite side was promoting a liquid foundation, praising it as an artifact that "can completely cover even corpse spots". In an instant, the assistant changed from a dead face to a transparent pure oxygen wind, and there was no trace of it.

Small gifts sprung up layer after layer, and the pre-sale website for liquid foundation at the bottom of the screen was too crowded to log in.

Half an hour after the broadcast started—Song Ningyi received gift points: 1970 points VS Alpaca received gift amount: 23303 points.

The system prompted the current PK value once, and the fans in Song Ningyi's live broadcast room remembered that this was a PK.

The fans hurriedly started to collect gifts, but with those ghosts and that money, after one operation, they finally caught up with the odds of the alpaca.

Song Ningyi didn't care, and kept reminding fans: "The overall situation is settled, don't waste money anymore, save it and buy something you like, be good."

It was this kind of calmness that unexpectedly attracted many new fans.

According to the rules of the platform, the anchors of the platform will each get half of the gifts. Song Ningyi doesn't want to see the money go into the pockets of unscrupulous capitalists.It was the same when I was in the world before, fans were always not allowed to buy gifts, because I earned advertising fees, many of the fans were students, and the bounties were all squeezed out of the pitifully small living expenses, Song Ningyi Could not bear.

For this reason, he was ganged up and bullied by other anchors. He felt that he was pretending, saying that he didn't need money to survive.

Song Ningyi was surprised, and he didn't stop fans from swiping gifts in other live broadcast rooms, so why would he find fault with him.

But after I died, I realized that sometimes a person can affect an industry. If I don’t allow fans to give gifts, fans will intentionally or unintentionally compare themselves with other anchors in their hearts.

When the time was up, Song Ningyi took out the mold from the emergency refrigerator, opened it, and devoutly demoulded the crystal clear, pink and soft Shuixinxuan cakes onto a Baise porcelain plate. Bright as a mirror, reflecting the image of the room.

【Huya Girl】: "Ahhhhh! So beautiful! This!"

[Chu Qiao's girlfriend fan]: "I take back what I just said! Let me try it! Ah——"

[Eating your mother]: "Fuck, this looks too good."

Song Ningyi picked up the small fork, and pressed the Xinxuan cake into the water with the flat surface of the fork, and the surface of the Xuan cake bounced back with a "biu".

"Why do you say this is first love?" Song Ningyi rubbed the Shuixinxuan cake lightly with a fork.

"When I took the first bite, there was only a touch of sweetness, like boiled water with a little sugar, and also like a secret love, slightly sweet, but because the other party didn't know and didn't give any response, it was bland."

"But on the second layer, milk and sugar are the main notes, and a small amount of plum juice is added for seasoning. The sweetness is strong, just like when you confess to the other party and get a response, the sweetness that spreads to the tip of your heart."

When she said this, Chu Qiao's hands suddenly appeared in Song Ningyi's mind.

It turns out that my first love was a pair of hands ==...

"At the end I bit down, and I ate the salted sakura in the middle. It was salty and slightly astringent. Many times, the first love only lived in the past. For various reasons, two people who were in love had to part ways in the end. The so-called school uniform When it comes to wedding dresses, there are only a few, and most of them are like this salted cherry blossom, leaving only salty memories.”

Song Ningyi smiled, and the corner of her mouth was full of worry: "In this world, how many people can do the job they like, and how many people can marry the person they like."

[Chu Qiao's girlfriend fan]: "I'm crying, didn't the idiot tell you to watch the road carefully, why did you want to be reincarnated as a pig."

【Even though you have become popular】: "Miss him."

[The world has already been covered with snow]: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo out-her-a-White" to remember her, but we still want to bless her."

There are only 3 minutes left before the end of the PK.

At this time, Song Ningyi was still more than 1 points behind the Alpaca in terms of PK.

With only 1 points, it has been improved by leaps and bounds after a period of complaints. If you want to catch up with the [-] points, unless there are fans who use ten space stations.

All of a sudden, a strangely colored scrolling barrage triggered a system notification!

System prompt: [Cat is the best] Send out 15 space stations in Song Ningyi's live broadcast room!Go to his live broadcast room to draw a lottery~

It exploded, it exploded, Song Ningyi's live broadcast room exploded, and the alpaca's live broadcast room also exploded.

Looking at the prompt barrage scrolling continuously on the screen, Song Ningyi rubbed his eyes and looked again.

Fifteen space stations, Song Ningyi.

A PK countdown appears on the big screen: ten, nine, eight——

The alpaca live broadcast room began to frantically collect gifts. At this time, Song Ningyi only had one hundred points more than the alpaca, and with the huge number of people in the alpaca live broadcast room, it was very easy to catch up.

Six, five, four—

"System prompt: There is a cutie who gave away a space station in the live broadcast room of the third [not an alpaca but a dragon horse], go to the lottery now~"

At this point in the score, Alpaca was more than 300 points higher than Song Ningyi.

three two--

At the last second, Song Ningyi did not believe that a miracle would happen.

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-01-1918:46:20~2021-01-2321:19:36期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 fairy godmother;

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 3 fairy godmothers; 1 Wenge Qiwu;

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: あさ is 1 bottle of ひかり;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!