Xianmen's first shit shoveling officer
Chapter 31
Chu Sinian also realized this, "Naijiu's hair is too hard, Rongrong's hair is not fluffy enough, and Sanhua... don't say it, the cat's shedding is even worse, I feel bald even if I rub it twice, I don't dare to be presumptuous. "
"So, only you are eligible." Chu Sinian raised the chubby orange to his eyes, his eyes sparkling.
Yu Mu tried his best to ignore the strange feeling, and rolled his eyes, "I'll know that fluffy, you're hopeless, buy a fluffy ball and go there."
As he spoke, he broke away from Chu Sinian's hand and landed on the ground lightly.
Chu Sinian followed him with his hands behind his back, and said with a smile, "If I have you, what more fluff do you want? In winter, you want to warm your hands and feet. In summer, you can rub it to relieve boredom. In spring and autumn, you are also happy to watch. The fluff ball is a dead thing. , where is enough to see."
"It's a waste for me to buy it, but it's okay to buy it for you."
"Whoever you are with, you dare to use me to warm your hands and feet, and I will make your hands and feet completely cold." Xiaopangju climbed up to the cat villa, turned back and glared at him angrily, "Go and lick your silly dog and fox, I am human, Stop entertaining me."
"Brother, I'm human too!" Naijiu looked at the side for a long time, and finally found the opportunity to interject, bouncing up to him, but failed to stop the car and crashed into the cat climbing frame.
If it weren't for Chu Sinian's sharp eyesight and quick hands to help him, the cat would have turned over on his back.
Xiaopangju was full of anger, and punched Erha's nose with a set of meow meow combination punches. He listened to him covering his nose and laying on the ground to admit his mistake, and snorted condescendingly, "Silly dog, next time, I will You can only be a dog for the rest of your life."
"Oh! Boss Meow, I don't dare anymore." Naijiu quickly admitted his mistake, got a bag of snacks, immediately healed his scars and forgot about the pain, took off on the spot again, scurrying about in the yard and wreaking havoc.
Fortunately, I still have some brains, and I know to stay away from the cat climbing frame, because the poor fox cub was sleeping well in the nest, and was overturned by the dog's head, the nest and the fox.
"Huh?" The fox cub was sleepy, with a dazed face.
"Awwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Milk wine, who had gradually mastered the babbling language, communicated with the fox cubs without barriers, and divided the extra snacks into two halves.
If there is food, the fox cubs will not be sleepy immediately, and it doesn't care if the nest is still on the body, and it will be dry when it stretches its neck.
Those two dry meals were so delicious, even Pangju was hungry. Chu Sinian's jade beads had been opened for Yu Mu when he entered the small heaven, and they hadn't been turned off. Pangju's spiritual sense swept inside, Pull out the few bags of cat treats you have.
"I've run out of food, don't look at me here, do it quickly!" Xiao Pangju waved his paws and directed the excrement shovel officer, which is called a bossy and confident.
Chu Sinian wasn't angry at all, and stepped forward to lick the fat orange with a smile.
For the sake of food, Yu Mu reluctantly let him masturbate from the beginning to the end. The young man rubbed his stomach back and forth, almost touching the little brother, but he just gave him a warning glance.
Chu Sinian was stared at inexplicably, but Pangju likes to stare at people with round cat eyes when he has nothing to do, so he didn't care too much, and continued to touch Xiaopangju's solid belly.
Speaking of which, the three cats in the family came to be raised at almost the same time. It has been more than two months, and each of them has eaten well, drank enough and slept well. The milk wine has grown a lot, and the fox cubs have also grown heavier. There are many, only this little chubby orange, which is eaten every day, eats the most, but has not changed at all.
The size is still the same as when we first met, and the weight is the same, and I don't know where all the food is digested.
In the end, Chu Sinian was sent to the kitchen by the impatient chubby orange.
In the middle of the night, Chu Sinian was immersed in his cultivation, when he suddenly heard a loud noise in the yard and a shout, "Come out!"
The zhenqi belonging to the little fat orange vibrated, and crackling electric lights continued to explode in the yard, lighting up the entire hut.
Chu Sinian immediately got up and went out, only to hear the wind blade flying towards the wall, but missed.
Little Fat Ju climbed up the wall without saying a word, but he couldn't see anything anymore. He scratched the wall of the house with his paw angrily, "Ah, dead bird, I'm so mad!"
"Are there any birds? What happened?" Chu Sinian hurriedly asked.
When Erha and the fox cub were woken up, Xiaopangju had already started a fight. They saw the bird, but they didn't know what it was.
Little Fat Ju jumped down from the wall, and glared at Chu Sinian angrily, "What's the matter with you, your house was burglarized, you just came out now! When you find out, the kitchen will be emptied, do you know that!"
"The thief entered the kitchen? What did he steal?" Chu Sinian blinked, only feeling surprised. In the kitchen, except for the leftovers, there was only half a jug of milk wine left over from today's cooking. He put everything else into Yuzhu inside.
Xiaopangju was filled with righteous indignation, and sincerely condemned the criminal bird for stealing the leftovers and leftovers, and said sadly, "He drank most of the pot, and there was not a single drop left!"
"When I went in, he was hiccupping with the pot in his arms!" Xiaopangju scratched his paws in an agitated manner, "Tell me, isn't he going too far!"
Chu Sinian had a helpless expression. He was about to say something about a pot of milk wine and it was worthless, but before he could say it, the wailing concerto came to his ears.
"This bird is too good! It actually drank all the milk wine! There is still half a jug!" From the name of the milk wine, it is known that it is a dog that likes drinking milk wine very much. At this moment, he is really heartbroken.
Chu Sinian looked at him silently, and really wanted to ask this silly dog if he still remembered how much wine he had stolen from him. It was not calculated according to the jug, but according to the bucket.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
[Unforgivable!Shagou is also called milk wine, he might as well steal Shagou! ] The fox cub echoed with his righteous words.
Chu Sinian: "..."
"It's not really that bad, just steal half a jug of wine, it's worthless anyway..."
"Is this a question of whether it is worth money or not? A silly dog is not worth much. If he is stolen, don't you think so?" Yu Mu was aggressive.
"That's it! Niannian, you can't just let it go!" The silly dog was serious about helping the evildoer.
"Hey!"
[The bird family cares about their feathers the most, find that thief bird, pluck his hair, and let him run naked to apologize! ] The cub with the loudest voice soon had an idea.
Chu Sinian persuaded earnestly: "...It's late at night, and the bird has already flown away, so don't mobilize the crowd anymore."
Little Fatty Ju frowned, and suddenly said in thought, "Speaking of which, that gray and colorful bird looks familiar, as if I've seen it somewhere."
Chu Sinian thought that he had misheard, "What is it?" What is colorful gray? ? ?
Xiaopangju ignored him and meditated, and finally he didn't think of anything, but he still didn't want to give up. He clapped his paws and got an idea, "Jiang Yu must have stolen it!"
"What does this have to do with Jiang Yu?" Chu Sinian felt that he couldn't keep up with his brain circuit.
Xiaopangju analyzed clearly, "Jiang Yu is pregnant with phoenix blood, which can control birds. Outside is the sycamore forest. Where is such a coincidence, it must have something to do with him."
"No, I stole it from Master Meow. I'm going to ask him for an explanation." Xiaopangju turned his head and wanted to go out as he said that.
Chu Sinian hurriedly arrested him, "Calm down, how can you doubt something without evidence, and the wine is worthless, it's leftover from cooking, so just throw it away..."
"Who says it's worthless? My uncle thinks it's delicious, so it's worth it! Whether it's Jiang Yu, I'll find out if I confront him."
Yu Mu wanted to go no matter what, Chu Sinian couldn't stop him.
At this moment, the ground shook suddenly, and two identity plates suddenly appeared in front of them, bursting out with intense light.
Chu Sinian almost subconsciously put the milk wine and fox cubs into the summoning formation, and hugged Xiaopangju.
When the light disappeared, Chu Sinian opened his eyes and looked at the unfamiliar wilderness, when he heard a playful male voice resoundingly: "You fellow daoists, welcome to the secret realm of assessment. I am the future teacher of 100 of you."
"My name is Feng Jinggu, a Dharma practitioner."
"So, only you are eligible." Chu Sinian raised the chubby orange to his eyes, his eyes sparkling.
Yu Mu tried his best to ignore the strange feeling, and rolled his eyes, "I'll know that fluffy, you're hopeless, buy a fluffy ball and go there."
As he spoke, he broke away from Chu Sinian's hand and landed on the ground lightly.
Chu Sinian followed him with his hands behind his back, and said with a smile, "If I have you, what more fluff do you want? In winter, you want to warm your hands and feet. In summer, you can rub it to relieve boredom. In spring and autumn, you are also happy to watch. The fluff ball is a dead thing. , where is enough to see."
"It's a waste for me to buy it, but it's okay to buy it for you."
"Whoever you are with, you dare to use me to warm your hands and feet, and I will make your hands and feet completely cold." Xiaopangju climbed up to the cat villa, turned back and glared at him angrily, "Go and lick your silly dog and fox, I am human, Stop entertaining me."
"Brother, I'm human too!" Naijiu looked at the side for a long time, and finally found the opportunity to interject, bouncing up to him, but failed to stop the car and crashed into the cat climbing frame.
If it weren't for Chu Sinian's sharp eyesight and quick hands to help him, the cat would have turned over on his back.
Xiaopangju was full of anger, and punched Erha's nose with a set of meow meow combination punches. He listened to him covering his nose and laying on the ground to admit his mistake, and snorted condescendingly, "Silly dog, next time, I will You can only be a dog for the rest of your life."
"Oh! Boss Meow, I don't dare anymore." Naijiu quickly admitted his mistake, got a bag of snacks, immediately healed his scars and forgot about the pain, took off on the spot again, scurrying about in the yard and wreaking havoc.
Fortunately, I still have some brains, and I know to stay away from the cat climbing frame, because the poor fox cub was sleeping well in the nest, and was overturned by the dog's head, the nest and the fox.
"Huh?" The fox cub was sleepy, with a dazed face.
"Awwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Milk wine, who had gradually mastered the babbling language, communicated with the fox cubs without barriers, and divided the extra snacks into two halves.
If there is food, the fox cubs will not be sleepy immediately, and it doesn't care if the nest is still on the body, and it will be dry when it stretches its neck.
Those two dry meals were so delicious, even Pangju was hungry. Chu Sinian's jade beads had been opened for Yu Mu when he entered the small heaven, and they hadn't been turned off. Pangju's spiritual sense swept inside, Pull out the few bags of cat treats you have.
"I've run out of food, don't look at me here, do it quickly!" Xiao Pangju waved his paws and directed the excrement shovel officer, which is called a bossy and confident.
Chu Sinian wasn't angry at all, and stepped forward to lick the fat orange with a smile.
For the sake of food, Yu Mu reluctantly let him masturbate from the beginning to the end. The young man rubbed his stomach back and forth, almost touching the little brother, but he just gave him a warning glance.
Chu Sinian was stared at inexplicably, but Pangju likes to stare at people with round cat eyes when he has nothing to do, so he didn't care too much, and continued to touch Xiaopangju's solid belly.
Speaking of which, the three cats in the family came to be raised at almost the same time. It has been more than two months, and each of them has eaten well, drank enough and slept well. The milk wine has grown a lot, and the fox cubs have also grown heavier. There are many, only this little chubby orange, which is eaten every day, eats the most, but has not changed at all.
The size is still the same as when we first met, and the weight is the same, and I don't know where all the food is digested.
In the end, Chu Sinian was sent to the kitchen by the impatient chubby orange.
In the middle of the night, Chu Sinian was immersed in his cultivation, when he suddenly heard a loud noise in the yard and a shout, "Come out!"
The zhenqi belonging to the little fat orange vibrated, and crackling electric lights continued to explode in the yard, lighting up the entire hut.
Chu Sinian immediately got up and went out, only to hear the wind blade flying towards the wall, but missed.
Little Fat Ju climbed up the wall without saying a word, but he couldn't see anything anymore. He scratched the wall of the house with his paw angrily, "Ah, dead bird, I'm so mad!"
"Are there any birds? What happened?" Chu Sinian hurriedly asked.
When Erha and the fox cub were woken up, Xiaopangju had already started a fight. They saw the bird, but they didn't know what it was.
Little Fat Ju jumped down from the wall, and glared at Chu Sinian angrily, "What's the matter with you, your house was burglarized, you just came out now! When you find out, the kitchen will be emptied, do you know that!"
"The thief entered the kitchen? What did he steal?" Chu Sinian blinked, only feeling surprised. In the kitchen, except for the leftovers, there was only half a jug of milk wine left over from today's cooking. He put everything else into Yuzhu inside.
Xiaopangju was filled with righteous indignation, and sincerely condemned the criminal bird for stealing the leftovers and leftovers, and said sadly, "He drank most of the pot, and there was not a single drop left!"
"When I went in, he was hiccupping with the pot in his arms!" Xiaopangju scratched his paws in an agitated manner, "Tell me, isn't he going too far!"
Chu Sinian had a helpless expression. He was about to say something about a pot of milk wine and it was worthless, but before he could say it, the wailing concerto came to his ears.
"This bird is too good! It actually drank all the milk wine! There is still half a jug!" From the name of the milk wine, it is known that it is a dog that likes drinking milk wine very much. At this moment, he is really heartbroken.
Chu Sinian looked at him silently, and really wanted to ask this silly dog if he still remembered how much wine he had stolen from him. It was not calculated according to the jug, but according to the bucket.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
[Unforgivable!Shagou is also called milk wine, he might as well steal Shagou! ] The fox cub echoed with his righteous words.
Chu Sinian: "..."
"It's not really that bad, just steal half a jug of wine, it's worthless anyway..."
"Is this a question of whether it is worth money or not? A silly dog is not worth much. If he is stolen, don't you think so?" Yu Mu was aggressive.
"That's it! Niannian, you can't just let it go!" The silly dog was serious about helping the evildoer.
"Hey!"
[The bird family cares about their feathers the most, find that thief bird, pluck his hair, and let him run naked to apologize! ] The cub with the loudest voice soon had an idea.
Chu Sinian persuaded earnestly: "...It's late at night, and the bird has already flown away, so don't mobilize the crowd anymore."
Little Fatty Ju frowned, and suddenly said in thought, "Speaking of which, that gray and colorful bird looks familiar, as if I've seen it somewhere."
Chu Sinian thought that he had misheard, "What is it?" What is colorful gray? ? ?
Xiaopangju ignored him and meditated, and finally he didn't think of anything, but he still didn't want to give up. He clapped his paws and got an idea, "Jiang Yu must have stolen it!"
"What does this have to do with Jiang Yu?" Chu Sinian felt that he couldn't keep up with his brain circuit.
Xiaopangju analyzed clearly, "Jiang Yu is pregnant with phoenix blood, which can control birds. Outside is the sycamore forest. Where is such a coincidence, it must have something to do with him."
"No, I stole it from Master Meow. I'm going to ask him for an explanation." Xiaopangju turned his head and wanted to go out as he said that.
Chu Sinian hurriedly arrested him, "Calm down, how can you doubt something without evidence, and the wine is worthless, it's leftover from cooking, so just throw it away..."
"Who says it's worthless? My uncle thinks it's delicious, so it's worth it! Whether it's Jiang Yu, I'll find out if I confront him."
Yu Mu wanted to go no matter what, Chu Sinian couldn't stop him.
At this moment, the ground shook suddenly, and two identity plates suddenly appeared in front of them, bursting out with intense light.
Chu Sinian almost subconsciously put the milk wine and fox cubs into the summoning formation, and hugged Xiaopangju.
When the light disappeared, Chu Sinian opened his eyes and looked at the unfamiliar wilderness, when he heard a playful male voice resoundingly: "You fellow daoists, welcome to the secret realm of assessment. I am the future teacher of 100 of you."
"My name is Feng Jinggu, a Dharma practitioner."
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