Xianmen's first shit shoveling officer

Climbing the Cloud Ladder is as its name suggests, the steps are so high that it seems that it has disappeared into the clouds, and you can't see the end at a glance.

"Everyone, I'll wait for you up there." Suqiong drew out her sword and cupped her hands, confident in herself.

She stepped on it first, her steps were as fast as walking on the ground, and occasionally the sword light was like a rainbow, breaking everything with strength, and she disappeared into the clouds in a blink of an eye.

"Jianxiu has a simple mind and only thinks about fighting. It's not difficult for her to climb the ladder." After Xie Lanyuan said coldly, he also nodded and went up. Can't see any clues.

Xu Yan silently nodded to Chu Sinian and Yu Mu respectively, and left with a wave of his sleeves. His movements were smooth and smooth, with a sense of madness, and he was no slower than the pure-hearted Suqiong, and quickly passed Xie Lanyuan.

Chu Sinian touched the chubby orange in his arms, intending to put him down, but the cat's paw grabbed the sleeve.

Yu Mu lazily rolled over on his arm, not even wanting to move his tail.

"Hold it, I'm tired." Xiaopangju said in a tone like that of an old man, speaking with confidence.

Chu Sinian paused, seeing that he was worried about himself, and didn't expose it, just squeezed his ear and smiled, "I heard that every step of climbing the ladder is a hardship, I'm too bad, it must be very slow, you go by yourself Maybe the first one will arrive.”

"According to you, why are you in a hurry, and you are not in a hurry to reincarnate." Xiaopangju squinted at him, and suddenly looked at him suspiciously, "Could it be that you don't want to hug me?"

Cat eyes narrowed dangerously, paws ready to move, if you dare to nod, I'll scratch you to death and change to the posture of a shit-shoveling officer.

Chu Sinian was amused and scratched his chin, "Then let's go."

Chubby Orange nodded her chin proudly.

Chu Sinian climbed up the stairs.

As said in the original book, every step of this climbing ladder has a mystery. I didn’t notice it at the beginning, but after climbing a few steps, I felt that my legs were as heavy as lead, and the more I went up, the more uncomfortable I felt. gas to resist.

After going up a few more steps, the situation in front of him suddenly changed, and the gloomy sky seemed to be about to rain. Chu Sinian took a step, and a thunderbolt exploded under his feet, as if the sky was wrathful, and there was another flood, howling and howling.

Chu Sinian raised his eyes and looked around, only taking in the tragic situation deeply in his eyes, without stopping under his feet.

The skeleton got out of the ground, clasped his feet, grabbed his hem, and the ghosts and monsters came out of the world, shouting for my life.

Chu Sinian had never killed anyone and had no demonic barriers. He could move freely in it, and the illusion quickly dissipated before his eyes.

He didn't know how many steps he had gone up. Suddenly, the wind was light and the clouds were calm, and the spring was warm and the flowers were blooming. A small dirt road appeared in front of him, which seemed familiar.

As he walked forward, the road became wider and wider, and the small town where he had lived for three years appeared in front of him. There was a lot of people, and there were many familiar and unfamiliar people coming and going. Seeing him, he smiled.

"Boss Xiao Chu, why did you come back, I can't even drink your wine!"

Chu Sinian walked through the small town, and saw the Baiyun Pharmacy, Dr. Li was talking to Xie Lanyuan, and saw him look up.

Later, Chu Sinian passed by Mr. Gu's mansion again, the gray birds were preening their feathers on the sycamore tree, the winery had more orders, the kookaburras in the mountains were still chirping, and the five red foxes in the cave led Watching the little fox cub patrol the territory, Erha fluttered the butterflies vigorously, and the little fat orange squatted on the stone, and quickly stunned a fish with his sharp eyesight and hands.

"Niannian, hurry up and get some food, I'm hungry!" Little Pangju turned around and waved his paws like an old man.

Chu Sinian smiled from the bottom of his heart, but he just paused and continued walking.

"...Si Nian, Si Nian! Why is this child sleeping here? Oh! This must be a fever! Why are you still standing there, hurry up and drive to the hospital!"

Chu Sinian opened his misty eyes, the figure was shaking, and he couldn't recognize who was who. His eyes hurt and his head hurt, so he closed his eyes again.

"This child is also pitiful. He is in the third year of high school, and his parents are gone! How about it, he will stay with us for a while, Xiaoyang is about the same age as him, and he happens to have a companion! We adults can't understand the child's mind, so we can understand it. No, it’s better to let the children solve it by themselves.”

"Mom! There are three rooms in our house. Where will I live when he comes?"

"You child, what's wrong with you guys? Howl again, I will live on campus next year, and the room will be given to Si Nian!"

"Dad! Why are you like this! Am I your own?"

"You know a fart! Shut up for me!"

[Brother and sister-in-law left a large amount of inheritance, and I haven't finished counting it yet, let alone several million!Take this money, and you will have a house in the future!brat!Lao Tzu is for your own good! ]

"Second brother, what Xiaoyang said is right. No one in your family can live in that place. The eldest brother only has one child, Si Nian, and he has never been made to suffer. You should live with us."

[The word greed is written all over your face, why don't you get rid of Si Nian living with you?I haven't seen you guys since I was here, so what's the point of bullying a child now?I still have to keep the money, just to make up for the investment withdrawn by the company. When Si Nian grows up, I will give him the house and shop in the city center, and he will be able to live comfortably. ]

"Xiao Nian is the time when family care is needed. The third child, you can't even get divorced in your own small family, so why join in the fun?"

[The child has to live with us and take good care of it. If the second sister knows about it, she won’t have to pay back the 200 million. Maybe she will have to give us another 500 million. ]

……

Listening to the voices of those relatives, Chu Sinian was unexpectedly calm. He watched the dripping water in the hanging bottle, and slowly sat up.

The boy who was blushing because of the high fever leaned on the hospital bed and said slowly, "Mom and Dad made a will for the money and donated it."

Everything suddenly quieted down.

The lawyer Chu Sinian hired later was the one who came forward. He could imagine how those relatives would abuse him when they learned the truth, but it didn't matter, he couldn't hear it anyway.

He didn't go to school again, but he insisted on taking the college entrance examination. After the exam, he was admitted to a nursing home. On the day he was discharged from the hospital, he inherited a large amount of inheritance. Since then, he has no parents, no relatives, and no reason.

Chu Sinian found a job at a rescue station, and the rescue station was full of small animals, and the ones with their teeth and claws were very cute in his eyes.

Every time Chu Sinian touched the plush, he felt very happy, and this kind of happiness was mixed with some sense of loss. He would occasionally be in a daze, as if he had lost something, but when he thought about it carefully, he had nothing to lose.

Just like this, the sun rises and the moon sets, and several years pass by.

The little boy has grown into a young man, and seeing that he is going straight to thirty, he has learned a lot of professional knowledge, and is quite famous in the zoology circle, and the papers he wrote on animal psychology are famous. A small and insignificant contribution.

He likes animals and spends most of his life with animals, but he never raises animals himself.

A pregnant red fox came to the rescue station. Because it was hurt, it never wanted to be approached by anyone. Chu Sinian spent a long time comforting it. Feed the young red foxes until weaning.

Every time Chu Sinian looked at the little fox cub, he always felt familiar, and he should be able to eat more, and there should be a pinch of hair of another color on his tail.

"Teacher Chu, what color is it?" the new volunteer asked curiously, enjoying listening to his chatter.

Chu Sinian blurted out, "Blue."

Chu Sinian didn't know when he learned how to make milk wine. It tastes mellow and is very popular inside and outside the rescue station. Sometimes Chu Sinian can't help but think of Erha when he looks at this milky white wine.

Why Erha, he doesn't know.

One day, when he was driving home, he saw a young orange squatting on the wall in the rearview mirror.

He subconsciously reversed the car and drove back, but the young orange was gone.

Chu Sinian would occasionally wake up in a dream, and would be lonely. Occasionally, when walking on the road, he would feel that his hands were empty and something was missing from his shoulders.

There should be a little chubby tangerine, arrogant, eats a lot, and has fierce breasts. It raises its paws, its ears tremble, its tail curls up, and its meowing punches make afterimages and damage, which is daunting.

A solid chubby tangerine, its fur is like satin, its stomach is soft, and the meat pads of its fans are also soft. When you pinch its ears, it will turn around and stare at you dissatisfied. When it touches its tail, it will jump up and punch you.

Yes, there is also a green tea male Sanhua, who cheats cats with canned cat snacks and cat sticks every day. The two cats fight when they meet.

Then Sanhua lay weak, innocent and pitiful in Chu Sinian's arms, and started a new round of selling deceitful snacks.

The cat owner suddenly became angry, and the meow fist struck again.

When Chu Sinian thought of this scene, he couldn't help laughing.

He doesn't have a cat, but there are a series of supplies such as a cat villa, a cat climbing frame, a cat stick, and cat food. He occasionally buys dog chews and dog food.

Chu Sinian specially converted a room into a warehouse. Every time he bought a new one, he took out the old one and fed it to the stray cats. It has been like this for several years, rain or shine.

Chu Sinian saw the orange cat again, obviously it was just a glimpse, and it looked so much alike, but the moment he saw it, Chu Sinian thought it was him, even though many years passed, the orange cat, It is also weird that it is only the size of a child.

Little Pang Ju mixes with stray cats, punches cows, kicks raccoons, one cat occupies all the cat food, all the cats are obviously greedy to death, but they are suppressed and dare not go forward, only the pitiful behind him "Meow meow" called.

In order not to starve to death for stray cats, Chu Sinian took Xiaopangju home.

The little orange cat jumped down as soon as it entered the room, took a catwalk and looked around like an emperor patrolling the territory, then reluctantly climbed onto the cat climbing frame, lay down in the space capsule, lazily waving its paws like an old man.

Chu Sinian couldn't help laughing.

Xiaopangju eats a lot and is smart. He can open cans, open the door and open the refrigerator by himself. He is also very curious. He wants to watch everything silently. It is exactly like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden.

On the first day I came home, I smashed the lantern in the living room.

A week after we came here, Chu Sinian changed his mobile phone; a month later, Chu Sinian changed his computer; half a year later, the living room was replaced with a batch of new ones from furniture to electrical appliances...

Chu Sinian also wanted to train this cat with a little bit of paws, and then lifted his ear, seeing Xiaopangju's guilty conscience and trying to hold back, he just couldn't help laughing.

Chu Sinian didn't know what he was thinking, so he bought a bunch of books to teach young children and read them to the kitten every day. The chubby orange seemed to dismiss him, but whenever Chu Sinian wanted to close the book, his tail It will "accidentally" press the page.

Chu Sinian is really smart, and the phrase "don't delay your child's schooling" that is often ridiculed on the Internet is very appropriate. Chu Sinian always thinks that sending him to study, maybe he can get a master meow who is a top student in Qingbei.

Chu Sinian was followed by a bird.

It was a very beautiful bird, gray and colorful—it might sound strange, but it was true. Every time Chu Sinian saw him among the many birds in the tree branches outside the window.

He seems to have a bird's heart, and every time he appeared, a large flock of birds flew over and stood around him chirping.

But Chu Sinian hated birds very much. Once Chu Sinian didn't close the balcony window, that fat chirp flew in, and then Chu Sinian watched a cat-bird fight.

It was really cat feathers and bird feathers flying together, and the claws were the same as the wings. The two were inseparable. The balcony suffered a catastrophe, and the washing machine placed outside was replaced with a new one.

Later, Chu Sinian no longer dared not close the windows.

In the middle of the night, Chu Sinian opened his eyes as if feeling something, and met a pair of cat eyes glowing green. The chubby orange squatted on the bedside and stared at him.

"Meow——" He opened his mouth and uttered a meow for the first time, then stopped abruptly.

In the dark night, Chu Sinian seemed to see boredom on his face.

Chubby Ju jumped off the bedside table and walked outside.

Somehow, Chu Sinian asked, "You're waiting for me outside, right?"

Chubby Ju looked back at him.

Chu Sinian continued to follow his heart and asked, "Are you in a hurry?"

Little Fatty sneered.

Then the person on the bed asked quietly, "Are you afraid of neutering if you don't grow up? In fact, neutering male cats can effectively prolong their lifespan..."

"..." Xiaopangju jumped onto the bed and punched Chu Sinian in the face.

A few years later, Chu Si was 33 years old. On this day, he suddenly had an unspeakable feeling that he knew he was going to die.

He made a will and sent it to the lawyer, cleaned up the inside and outside of the house, went to the rescue station to see the newly arrived small animals, and fed the stray cats and dogs in the community...

After finishing everything, he returned home, and Xiaopangju squatted in front of the door waiting for him.

Chu Sinian picked him up, kissed his ears, and said with a gentle voice and a smile, "I have lived a very happy life, thank you for coming to my side."

"Yu Mu, see you later."

……

In front of the mountain gate of Beimanshan College.

Yu Mu snapped back to his senses. He looked up at the young man in Tsing Yi under the steps who was motionless with downcast eyes, as if he was in deep thought. He frowned first, and then loosened his brows.

"Heh~ It's really interesting to be addicted to it even though you know it's an illusion, human beings." There was a chuckle in his ear.

"Dead bird, it's so loud!"

Yu Mu waved his claws in the air, and a dusty but inexplicably radiant feather flew down, but it disappeared before landing, as if it had never existed.

When Chu Sinian opened his eyes, all the memories flooded in, leaving his expression blank for a while.

He raised his head, just a few steps above the impatient chubby orange, he raised his eyebrows and smiled, his handsome facial features eclipsed everything around him in an instant.

"Long time no see." He said with a smile.

Yu Mu didn't know why his ears were slightly hot, so he subconsciously washed his face with his paws, and Mao Tong glared at him fiercely, "What are you waiting for, the [-] places are almost full, hurry up."

"Okay." Chu Sinian stepped up the steps, but nothing appeared this time.

[Chu Sinian's No. 17 customs clearance assessment secret realm, ranked ninth in terms of comprehensive strength based on three levels, ranked seventh in combat power, note: Wenxinjing level ranked first, and has been entered into the identity plate]

A familiar nameplate fell into Chu Sinian's hand, he grabbed it, and raised his eyebrows after reading the information inside.

"Didn't it mean that the quota is almost full?" He was No. 17.

As soon as Chu Sinian finished speaking, he saw a familiar young man in brocade clothes climbing up the steps panting.

[Lou Haiming's No. 18 customs clearance assessment secrets, according to the performance of the three levels, the comprehensive strength ranks No. 11, and the combat power ranks sixth. Remarks: Unlucky luck, the first level passed the line from the bottom, Wen Xinjing's performance is not bad, has been recorded On the identity plate]

[Nangongjue No. 19 is the secret realm of customs clearance assessment. According to the performance of the three levels, the comprehensive strength ranks tenth, and the combat power ranks third. Disgraceful, but brilliant performance, has been recorded in the identity plate]

【Liu Yiyi No.20...】

【Duan Rufeng...】

【…】

More and more people stepped on the steps, and the number of [-] places decreased rapidly. As we got to the back, these announcements were almost mixed together, and the specific content could not be heard clearly.

"Let's go." Little Fat Ju jumped into Chu Sinian's arms, urging him to enter the mountain gate.

There were quite a few people who heard Nangongjue's name, especially the line "seriously injured, none left of true energy" on the note, which immediately caused an uproar.

Immediately afterwards, there was a lot of discussion, and Nangong was definitely the No.1 of the younger generation if he could rank among the top three in terms of combat power in a serious injury state.

Yu Mu scoffed at this statement: [The method is disgraceful, even Yu Liuli didn't get this evaluation, which is enough to show that this method may not be disgraceful in general. ]

Chu Sinian walked into the main hall all the way, and looked at each other with Suqiong and the others, apparently they were all looking for the same person.

[Don't look for it, he must have used some method to hide now, it's impossible for people to see him in that state. ] Xiaopangju flicked his tail in boredom and said.

After thinking about it, Chu Sinian asked Weng Beishan, "Where's Sanhua?"

Weng Beishan first congratulated him on passing the assessment before replying, "We didn't sign a contract. He stays outside and brings him up after everything is over."

[Sneak away, interesting. ] Yu Mu laughed at a certain Sanhua.

Chu Sinian was thoughtful, and only then asked with interest, [What's your ranking? ]

Xiao Pangju immediately took out his identity plate and stuffed it into Chu Sinian's hand, and put on a casual posture, but in fact, his tail was raised high, waiting for praise.

He said: [I am Yu Mu, of course I am number one! ]

Chu Sinian checked: [Yu Mu's tenth customs clearance assessment secret realm, according to the performance of the three levels, ranked third in overall strength, and ranked first in combat power. Remarks: All three levels are ranked in the forefront, all elements are omnipotent, and climbing the ladder has no effect, has been entered On the identity plate]

Chu Sinian was happy at first, but then he was taken aback for a moment, realizing something, and asked nervously and hesitantly, "Is there any cultivator with the same name as you who passed the level this time?"

"Of course not!" Yu Mu glared at him, displeased, "What do you mean by asking? Do you suspect that I stole other people's grades?"

Chu Sinian quickly shook his head, but said in a daze, "I just suddenly realized that you are a big boss..."