Xianmen's first shit shoveling officer

Hupenggouyou's way of pretending to be dead was unsuccessful after all, even though they locked their breath with true qi, but in the upgraded telepathy, their inner voices were completely streaking.

By the way, Chu Sinian also finally knew that this small courtyard that was ravaged was only because of a bowl of longevity noodles for birthday celebration.

Chu Sinian paused, and only picked up the two, one on the left and the other on the right. Seeing the two conscientiously pretending to be dead, he coughed and threatened in a low voice, "Since they are all dead, throw them out and bury them." Bar."

Yu Mu was very cooperative and stepped forward, "I'll help you take it and bury it. Make sure the pit is deep, and you won't be able to come back even if you become a zombie."

"Niannian, Boss, don't do it!" The stupid dog who wasn't smart enough was fooled, and immediately came to life, looking at Chu Sinian pitifully with those doggy eyes.

The fox cub condemned the pig teammate in his heart, and quickly wrapped his four paws around Chu Sinian's arm together with his tail. They went into battle together with their cuteness and misery, and said in a milky voice, "Niannian, I'm sorry, Rong Rong was wrong, Rong Rong doesn't dare anymore, please forgive Rong Rong!"

Chu Sinian: "..." The little fox cub was dishonest, and clearly said in his heart that he would dare next time.

However, Chu Sinian really couldn't bear the small eyes of these two, so he didn't punish them in the end, he patted their heads helplessly, "Don't force things that you can't do next time, understand?"

"But, but..." the fox cub pawed his back paws, and said aggrievedly with his ears down, "Silly dog ​​said that everyone in his hometown eats longevity noodles for their birthdays, and they can live a long and long life after eating longevity noodles. Rong Rong hopes that the years will last forever."

"Nuaijiu also hopes!" Nanaijiu imitated the tone of the fox cub.

"Hey, a little kindness from the children," Yu Mu coughed and turned his head to touch his ears, his tail drooped uneasy behind him, and admitted his mistake, "I didn't take care of them, it's a mess, I'm sorry."

Naijiu quickly put on a dog's head, "Don't blame the boss, it's me! The boss originally sculpted yourself for you, but I insisted on talking about longevity noodles to become like this."

"Shut up, silly dog!" Yu Mu scolded, his face turned blue and then pale, his ears and tail pricked up at the same time.

The fox cub was very winking, and immediately sealed the silly dog's mouth with both paws. Milk wine was full of doubts, and he didn't know what he did wrong.

Chu Sinian has captured important information, "Did you carve yourself?"

So in that small box is... Chu Sinian took out the small small box and was about to open it, but Yu Mu quickly grabbed his hand.

The person who just couldn't wait for him to open the box to look at the gift, now firmly held his hand, "I'm hungry, put this here with me first, you can cook."

He said he was going to reach out to take it, but Chu Sinian turned his hand over and directly received the bracelet from the five-tailed red fox into the space.Yu Mu only has the authority of Yuzhu, and because Chu Sinian doesn't use the bracelet often, it is usually just hung as a decoration, so Yu Mu can't open it.

The cat owner was dumbfounded.

"There's no reason to return the gift after you've received it. Take a break and I'll make a cake for you." Chu Sinian patted Yu Mu's head, and was snorted by the cat owner.

"What's the cake?" The fox cub raised its paws and asked curiously.

"A sweet pastry that we eat together on birthdays." Chu Sinian explained in words he could understand.

All friends' eyes lit up, and they only heard the words "sweet pastry". Based on their trust in Chu Sinian's cooking skills, they were overjoyed, not only urged Chu Sinian to make it, but also wanted to follow him to the kitchen.

As soon as he took two steps, he was wrapped in the wind and slipped into the air.

Yu Mu crossed his arms, looked at the two cubs struggling in the wind, and snorted coldly, "You want to eat after doing something bad? Clean up the messy yard first!"

"Niannian, help! I killed the cub!"

"Aww, boss, I was wrong!"

The screams behind him were extremely shrill, Chu Sinian touched his nose, and didn't look back cruelly.If you do something bad, you need to be taught a lesson, otherwise it will get worse in the future, he is soft-hearted and can't be trained, but Yu Mu is quite suitable, the two cubs can't make trouble in his hands.

While Chu Sinian was making cakes, Yu Mu was supervising the work of the two little ones, while beside him, he was very stubborn and said, "I asked you to make bowls of noodles, not to demolish the house! If you don't know how to do it, return it." Won’t you let it go? Give me a sound transmission technique and I’ll die? Huh?”

The two shrank their necks immediately, and the clever fox cub had already slipped away quietly.

Yu Mu answered by name, "Gouzi, tell me."

Erha tucked his tail and muttered, "I, I didn't learn..."

Yu Mu laughed angrily, "You haven't learned a sound transmission technique for so long? You cook all day, don't you? You can't do anything, eat No.1, you—"

Milk wine immediately corrected the error with dog eyes on, "Boss, I can only rank third in our family for eating, you and that male cat are the best eaters, Rong Rong ranks second, and the stomach is the smallest every year. Eat a bowl every day. full."

Yu Mu narrowed his eyes dangerously, "...you mean I'm an idiot?"

Naijiu nodded without any danger, and said happily, wagging his big tail, "Yes! The boss always says I'm an idiot, so the boss is a rice idiot!"

Yu Mu laughed aloud, the fox cub turned his head, covered the fox's ears silently, shook his head and sighed: [Mom, the cat next door, and Rong Rong, I are all geniuses, extremely smart, why did I become a fool? What about the dog? ]

[Is this what my father-in-law said? If you get something, you lose it?They got smart, silly dogs got silly. ]

"Puff." Chu Sinian, who was whipping cream, couldn't help laughing when he heard this, and at the same time deeply felt that the education of fox cubs was indeed on the agenda.

In ancient times, there was killing chickens to warn monkeys, and today there is killing Erha to warn fox cubs. Under the violent rule of the cat master, the two cubs with the attributes of bears finally calmed down and worked hard for a long time.

A stream of light streaked across the sky, the breeze blew by, and the leaves whirled.

Yu Mu turned his head to look at the sycamore tree, frowned, walked under the tree and looked up, and saw a gray bird in the branch quietly staring at this side with those dark pea-eyed birds , I don’t know how long I watched it.

"Hey, what the hell are you—"

"Yu Mu, come and help me bake the cake." Chu Sinian called out, Yu Mu subconsciously moved his eyes, then turned his head suddenly, the gray bird had disappeared.

He clicked his tongue and was about to agree, when a flash of red lightning flew by, he subconsciously reached out to catch it but failed.

Only the voice of the fox cub fluttered in the wind, "Niannian, the cat next door is climbing a tree, I'll help you bake cakes!"

"Climbing a tree?" Chu Sinian was quite puzzled, and the fox cub nodded firmly.

[Little brat, you are dead! ]

Chu Sinian heard Yu Mu's inner voice, and at the same time felt his anger, he lit a piece of wax for the fox cub in his heart.

Halfway through the yard, the cake is ready.

Chu Sinian's craftsmanship is really good. The cakes he made are very beautiful. The sweet and creamy smell makes people want to eat them. He didn't make any kind of candle making wishes. Others don't know that there is such a process. Sit down Just divide the cake.

"Chichi." A fat chirp landed on the table, jumped staggeringly, leaving a bead in place.

"What is this?" Yu Mu wanted to pick it up at the first moment, but was pecked by Fat Jiu, his wings spread out to cover the little bead tightly, he tilted his head, and suddenly opened his mouth to spit out human words intermittently, ", birthday, happy."

A man's voice, which Chu Sinian had heard in countless places, belonged to Feng Jinggu's voice.It's just that this voice is no longer as vivid as it used to be, but rather rigid with no appearance.

Yu Mu frowned, and asked the milk wine to try, but he was also pecked, and looked at Chu Sinian, "This is a birthday gift from him, so you can only take it."

Chu Sinian was silent for a while, and stretched out his hand. Fat Jiu looked up at him, folded his wings and jumped aside. When Chu Sinian picked up the things, he heard him say the sentence again, "Birthday, hapiness."

"Thank you." Chu Sinian thanked politely.

Unexpectedly, Fat Jiu turned his head and replied cheerfully, "You're welcome."

He said it was a very sudden attack, and his thin claws grabbed a plate of cakes and flapped his wings and flew up, over the sycamore tree, and flew towards an unknown direction.

Chu Sinian looked at the bead in his hand, it was only a little bigger than a finger, like a marble, clear in color, silvery in the light, but inside there were four flowing colors, their centers blended together, and then Spread out in all directions, extending different silk threads, like the root system of a tree.

Chu Sinian tried to use the divine test stone, but all he got was the words [unknown · not activated].

Yu Mu also held it in his hand and looked at it for a long time, but he couldn't see what it was, and finally let Chu Sinian keep it, "That dead bird is very smart, this thing must have a lot of origin, maybe it was him from It was brought out from the Suotian Tower."

Speaking of Suotian Pagoda, Yu Mu frowned again, "I always feel that something is wrong, now all the fingers are pointing at Suotian Pagoda, it feels like someone deliberately did it...or maybe I was thinking too much."

Chu Sinian also shook his head, "I also think it's wrong, Elder Feng's identity was exposed too coincidentally, and what I think is abnormal is not him, but Xie Huaming."

"You and I thought about going together." Yu Mu thought about it several times, and felt that there was something wrong.

One is that the news of Suotian Pagoda has been jointly blocked by the Seven Sects and the family, but at this time, Feng Jinggu's image is suddenly released without hesitation; Looking at it hand to hand, he was able to kill Feng Jinggu with a single sword, why did he let him talk so much?It looks like it was specifically addressed to someone.

"Forget it, anyway, we will go down the mountain in a few days, so it's useless to think about it now." There are too many puzzles and too little useful information, Yu Mu waved his hand and decided not to think about it.

After eating, the two of them started to feel sleepy, and they couldn't wake up no matter how much they screamed, Yu Mu was so angry that he almost scratched his paws, but Chu Sinian quickly hugged him away, "Brother Meow, forget it."

"Forget it, they're asleep, who will clean up the remaining half of the yard?! Get up!" Yu Mu bared his teeth and claws, and his feet flew up.

Chu Sinian turned him around to face himself, stroked his head to comfort him, and squeezed his ears, "I'll clean it up, don't be angry."

Yu Mu was touched by Shun Mao for a long time, before he choked out a sentence, "Clean up your ass! Go back to sleep."

"What about the yard?" Chu Sinian asked with a smile.

Yu Mu waved his hand and said, "Anyway, Weng Beishan has given so many charms, so it's not for nothing."