i made the emperor pregnant

"Shi Zhi, is my pulse so difficult to diagnose?"

Because Shi Zhi's pulse diagnosis was delayed for too long, the emperor finally lost his little patience.

The latter shivered, and said a hundred times silently in his heart, men can't get pregnant, can't get pregnant!Shi Zhi wiped the sweat from her forehead, and said cautiously: "Your Majesty is fine, it should be...it should be a little weak."

Although he served more concubines, it is not that he did not take the emperor's pulse. The current emperor was weak and sick when he was young. It was due to premature birth, and the fetal poison was not cleared. However, no matter in the past or now, His Majesty's pulse is male. .How can a man have a happy pulse!It must be that he is not good at learning, it is wrong!

The ancient books did record that a man was pregnant, but before today, Shi Zhi always thought that it was a legend made up like a ghost fox.But what if?If the emperor is really pregnant, and two dead bodies will be killed, will he, the imperial doctor who made a mistake in seeing a doctor, still be able to keep his head? !

Thinking of this possibility, Shi Zhi couldn't help but sweat coldly, her old face turned pale, sweat poured down like rain, as if he was the one who had a serious illness.

Feng Ji on the side saw it, and immediately snapped: "Physician Shi, if your Majesty is in trouble, how dare you conceal it and not report it!"

These words just hit the secret pain point in Shi Zhi's heart. What happened to the emperor's medical treatment? It's just that he was buried with him, and he was afraid that the nine clans would be implicated and his descendants would be harmed.

He was so heartbroken that he simply imitated that rascal's behavior, sat down on the ground, showed his old face, and cried with snot and tears: "It's my humble minister who has no skills, my humble minister is not good at learning, Wei Chen woo woo woo..."

Shi Zhi is sixty-four this year, and has been in the palace for 20 years. She is neither fat nor thin, but her hair is still black, and her face is as smooth as an egg that has been peeled off its shell. The generals are younger.

But now the inconspicuous wrinkles on his face were squeezed out by this excellent singing and singing style, and his nose and tears were all over his face.It’s only cute when a kitten rolls around like a baby, but such a big cat is still rolling around on the ground, which is completely blinding.

Sima Yan only felt that his ears were too noisy, and the blue veins on his forehead were twitching. He was a temperamental person, that is, he could be a little patient when dealing with young lovers: "If you are really so useless, you don't need these hands. "

When he spends so much money to support the people in the hospital, it is impossible for them to eat free food.

Shi Zhi just wanted to be miserable, not really want to ruin his career, he immediately jumped up: "Wei Chen, I have something to say!"

He looked around and said with a complicated expression: "Your Majesty, can you screen back?"

Sima Yan glanced at Feng Ji: "Let them go out, you go behind the screen and wait."

It is not allowed to wear weapons when entering the palace, Shi Zhi can only bring a small medicine box, if he wants to murder the emperor, Sima Yan will mercilessly kill the rebellious officials and thieves at the moment of his attack.

Feng Ji responded gently, "Yes." Before he left, he gave Shi Zhi a warning look, signaling him to think carefully.

When everyone dispersed, the empty hall fell silent instantly, and Shi Zhi could hear the sound of his heart beating. He took out his handkerchief to wipe off the cold sweat that was dripping down, and stammered: "Mr. , I would like to ask, has your Majesty experienced such symptoms as loss of appetite, changeable tastes, depression from time to time, and inability to control emotions during this period of time."

Absolutely not, absolutely not! Shi Zhi prayed in her heart, and added a sentence: "Now it's Zhengxia, your majesty's loss of appetite, and mood swings are very normal!" Yes, it is also possible that Kuxia's symptoms are serious, and the emperor is already It's not surprising that you can't control your emotions.

Sima Yan's eyes darkened: "So what?"

When it was over, Shi Zhi's heart skipped a beat, and he wiped his sweat again with a handkerchief, a small square handkerchief was already soaked in sweat, and said with a mournful face, "Actually, it's nothing serious, Your Majesty's pulse is smooth, smooth as beads, and powerful."

These words don't sound bad, just like that, it's worth Shi Zhi's fuss and nervousness.

Sima Yan said: "So, what's wrong with me?"

Shi Zhi whispered, her voice was like a mosquito: "That is to say, it's a happy pulse!"

Sima Yan stood up directly, and looked down at Shi Zhi condescendingly. If the other party continued to talk nonsense, he immediately let the latter's blood splatter on the spot: "What did you say?!"

Shi Zhi thought her voice was too low for the emperor to hear, so she took two small steps forward, since he was already broken anyway, so there was nothing he couldn't say, while keeping an eye on his surroundings, he tried hard to control his emotions The volume is so high that only the emperor in front of you can hear what you say.

"That's right, Your Majesty, you might be pregnant." He quickly added, "However, the diagnosis of happy pulse must be based on reality. I have read in a book that there are men who love their wives deeply, and their wives are pregnant. Showing signs of pregnancy, but a man who is a husband has nausea, vomiting, and even a distended belly. This does not mean that the man is pregnant, but that the man is too nervous and has a false pregnancy."

The more Shi Zhi talked about it, the more she felt that it was outrageous. False pregnancies did exist, but the emperor's harem was useless. Where did His Majesty's beloved woman come from?

That's right, your Majesty doesn't have a partner, so it's impossible to conceive out of thin air, and it's impossible to step on the big footprints left by some gods, get pregnant and give birth to a child like in a fairy tale book.

Shi Zhi couldn't help but relax a little bit, and her trembling voice calmed down: "The result of my pulse reading is like this. Maybe it's because I'm ignorant, confused, and misread the pulse. What caused your majesty's strange pulse may be something rare. Gu poison."

Shi Zhi's life in the imperial hospital is quite good, because he studied the way of women, and the concubines in the palace valued him.Gu poison is his weak point, and he said that he can't do it very confidently.There are hundreds of people in the hospital, so you can't ask a doctor to be proficient in everything.

He was very witty and pulled his colleagues into the water: "The imperial doctor Xia Chunxia was born in Lingnan, and he has a lot of research on dispelling Gu. Your Majesty's dragon body is precious, and the words of the minister's family may not be correct."

That's right, how come I almost forgot that there are strange poisons in this world, it is impossible for a man to conceive, let alone a man like the emperor who "keeps himself clean".Although he saw that his majesty looked like a peach blossom, and the yin and yang qi in his body were harmonious, it really looked like he was pregnant.

Shi Zhi relaxed her mind, but Sima Yan was not as optimistic as him.

"Feng Ji!"

"The slave is here." Feng Ji's smiling face poked out from behind the screen.

Sima Yan's eyes darkened: "Move to Cuixia Palace, and call all the people from the Grand Hospital, for..."

When he said this, the emperor got stuck, he didn't remember the appearance and names of the women in the harem at all.

As soon as Feng Ji heard it, he knew that the emperor had forgotten who lived in the Cuixia Palace, and reminded him intimately: "It's Concubine Li, Concubine Li is the biological mother of Princess Mingyue, and the one who lives with her, and the crying concubine, belongs to Lord Li Sima." Eldest daughter, originally her title was Concubine Xi, but you thought it was unlucky for her to cry all day long, so you demoted her to the third class and became a crying concubine."

The crying concubine is the niece of Concubine Li. Although the reputation of the crying concubine is not good, compared to the concubines who entered the palace with her, the two aunts and nephews are not too sad to stay together.

From Feng Ji's point of view, it is because of the benevolence of the emperor that these delicate and beautiful concubines can receive such treatment.After all, quite a few of them, the father and brother of the family stood in the team of the regent, and they were exiled for thousands of miles, served for life, and punished for the crime of treason. Also quiet.

When His Majesty first ascended the throne, the regent sent many women into the palace through his party members, but now in the huge deep palace, there are only about twenty women who have been given the imperial imperial ultimatum, and a large number of them are left by the former emperor. Concubines, the group that the Prince Regent arranged to come in at the beginning, still bearing the title of concubine, only two or three kittens left.

At first Sima Yan disliked the troublesome concubines, so he directly sent them to accompany those concubines who were always accompanied by the ancient Buddha in the palace.Compared with other people, this treatment is already quite good!

You must know that most of the nails and eyeliner that were sent at the beginning have been pulled out long ago, and those who are still alive basically found their mistakes and were sent to places like the Clothes Bureau to work day and night.

In the early years, the national treasury was empty, and there were many deaths and injuries among the young and middle-aged in the state of Jin. The emperor did not support idlers, and dismissed many palace servants who had reached their age, and let them marry by themselves.In the past few years, the Jin Dynasty has cultivated and thrived, and the treasury has been filled a lot, and Sima Yan doesn't want to spend an extra penny for his harem.Anyway, the concubine has savings in her hands, and with fewer such masters who need to be served, he can save hundreds of palace people.

Yes, it's the crying concubine, Sima Yan said: "Turn to Cuixia Palace and let the imperial physician see the crying concubine."

It was said that he was seeing a doctor for the crying concubine, but half an hour later, the crying concubine and Concubine Li were thrown into the small Buddha hall trembling.

After so many trials and tribulations, the crying concubine is no longer the arrogant and arrogant one who married the emperor with admiration for the regent, but she did not look down on the emperor at all.

After the beatings in life, the crying concubine has grown up and become sensible!But after many years, when she saw the emperor again, she never thought of flattering her at all, but she never expected that the emperor had no intention of talking to her at all, so he asked the guards around him to arrest them and imprison them in Xiaofo hall.

"Auntie, Bao... I have never done anything to cover up people! Your Majesty is not trying to settle old scores, is it? We have lived in peace and order, and have done nothing."

Forgetting that walls have ears, she almost said the word tyrant, not because she despises the emperor, the current emperor is really sick.Like her father, doesn't her father know about the tricks of those charming concubines in the backyard? They know it well, as long as they don't affect themselves, they just take advantage of the beauty's small intentions and gentleness.

The emperor does not eat oil and salt, and does not eat by any means!Crying concubine still remembers that in the early years when the regent was here, a concubine spent a lot of money to buy off the palace servants around the regent, dressed in fairy-like clothes, and fluttered butterflies among the flowers, trying to create a beautiful encounter .

It's good for this tyrant, just say something directly, spying on the emperor's trace, serving with twenty big boards, half of his life was lost, he was directly beaten into a foot-washing maid, with delicate hands, and within a few days he had sex with those three big and five thick fierce women Same rough.There are also people who are trying to drug the tyrant, who knows that the tyrant is invulnerable to medicine and poison, and overturns the soup after taking a sip, and the concubine who is trying to climb the bed is still scratching her head for one second, and crying for her father and mother the next second, The bodies were separated.

Although she later learned that this was mainly a battle between the emperor and the regent, and they were nothing more than a small ant in the vortex of imperial power, but the emperor turned his face and was ruthless, and his extremely cruel methods were still deeply engraved in the crying concubine's heart. The world's most poisonous man's heart, compared to being cruel and ruthless, no one can compare to a high-ranking and sick emperor.

The crying concubine followed her aunt to be a vegetarian for a few years, ate a few years of fasting, and cursed the tyrant tens of thousands of times in her heart. She thought she had seen it, but when she saw the emperor again today, she found for the first time that her desire to survive was very strong , she is only 24, and she wants to live a few more years.

Concubine Li was 16 years older than the crying concubine. She ignored the crying concubine and just kept turning the beads, chanting words in front of the small Buddha statue and reciting Buddhist scriptures in a low voice.

The imperial physicians who were on duty in the imperial hospital were all called to see the crying concubine. The gold thread was hung on Su Baiyu's hand, and the other end was pinched on the hands of the imperial physicians who were queuing up to take the pulse.

Shi Zhimu looked at his colleagues with a face that I knew everything about, a group of idiots, surely they would not have imagined, sitting in the vaguely blurred veil and asking them to take their pulse was not crying at all Concubine, but the emperor himself.

After the consultation was over, a group of gray-haired imperial physicians whispered to each other: "It must be Ximai."

"I think so too. The pulse is a bit strange, but it is indeed a happy pulse."

"Yes, and it seems to have been four months."

We all know that the emperor seldom enters the palace, but the current emperor's whereabouts are unpredictable, maybe one day when it is not recorded, he will just favor the crying concubine, otherwise, the emperor would not call so many imperial doctors to give a little My concubine sees a doctor.The crying concubine's family has declined a lot, if she dared to cuckold the emperor, it would be enough to arrange for someone to deal with it directly, why bother to go to war so much.

The imperial physicians had a chat, and they cupped their hands with Zhang imperial physician, the gynecologist who was named after Shi Zhi: "Your Majesty is happy, the dragon child has been in her belly for four months."

If the crying concubine could not stand loneliness and dared to confuse the royal blood, the emperor would not deal with these imperial physicians for this matter.

He just said, pregnant!four months!

Shi Zhi, who was the only one who knew the truth, burst into tears. He was right, he saved the professionalism of a human doctor.

"You say it again."

The emperor's golden and jade-like special voice came from inside the tent. I didn't expect the crying concubine to be so valued by the emperor.That's right, there hasn't been any happy event in the palace for ten years, if the crying concubine is pregnant with the dragon species, that would be a great achievement.

The imperial physicians said one after another: "It can't be wrong." "Congratulations, Your Majesty, congratulations, Your Majesty!"

The gauze curtain was slowly lifted by the palace people, revealing a corner of the black gold-embroidered dragon robe, and the golden dragon on the robe was lifelike.

The imperial physicians hurriedly bowed their heads in greeting: "I have seen Your Majesty."

The emperor didn't know if he was overjoyed, and asked again in a voice that suppressed complicated emotions: "You guys say what you just said again."

The gold thread fell to the ground, and some of the imperial physicians couldn't help but glanced at it out of the corner of their eyes, and the congratulatory manuscript that had been typed was stuck in his throat.

The golden thread, another section of the golden thread, how could it be tied to the emperor's arm!