i made the emperor pregnant

"Xiaoqi, you make me dizzy from shaking my head."

Sima Yan only felt that his mind was buzzing. If someone else dared to question him like this, he would definitely be charged with the crime of deceiving the emperor for being too presumptuous.He reminded himself repeatedly that this is the child's father, so be patient, be patient!

As soon as Song Zi heard that he was dizzy, he took back his shaking sweetheart's hand in time, and Sima Yan, who suddenly lost his support, fell directly in Song Zi's direction like a tumbler being knocked down by someone.

If it was as usual, Song Zi would definitely have pulled her into his arms and picked up this beautiful woman who threw herself into his arms, but this time, he pulled, pushed, and let go, holding her with both hands in a daze. The other party's slender waist made people sit on the bed.

The wood behind the bed is hard, and the slightly raised part is very unfriendly to the waist.Song Zi stood in front of the couch and took a look, and fished out a gray chinchilla pillow from the corner. The pillows in the room were basically sewed by him in his spare time. It wasn't exquisite, but it was barely good enough. cute.

Song Zi stuffed the pillow behind Sima Yan, and stuffed an ordinary checkered square pillow into his arms. This one was made of cotton stuffed with simple steps, and it was geometrically artistic when it was sewn casually.

Leaning one behind, stuffing one in his arms, no, Song Zi maintained a tense and serious face, and snatched the pillow from the arms of the dazed beauty.

Sima Yan: ...

Song Zi then unbuttoned a corner of Ah Yan's nightgown, revealing the other's white and tender belly, and then patted his soft belly lightly: "It's flat."

He took the other's hand again, and put it on his hard abs: "Mine is also flat."

Song Zi patted the bulging cotton pillow again, stuffed the square pillow to the waist and abdomen, and then gathered the sky-blue nightgown on his body, his stomach immediately became fatter and exaggerated: "A pregnant belly will look like this, It swells up like stuffed with cotton, but even if you tie cotton pillows in your belly, no baby will be born."

With a serious face, he explained to Ah Yan: "Women and men, only by doing what we do, can they conceive a child. Men and men..." Song Zi crossed his hands and drew a big x on his chest. No matter how many times."

Song Zi took out the warm cotton pillow that was placed on his stomach, and threw it far away.

He leaned over again and sat next to Ah Yan: "Although I understand your feelings, Ah Yan, but there is no such thing as a child. When I decided to be with you, I thought about it."

Song Zi actually doesn't have any obsession with children, Ah Yan can't have children if he can't have children, and having children can't prolong his life.He didn't know why Ah Yan had such an illusion, but after thinking about it carefully, he reckoned that the other party had been alone for a long time, and accidentally got into a dead end.

In the end, it was because he did not give enough sense of security. Faced with this kind of problem, he could not blindly reprimand the other party for being absurd. He had to prescribe the right medicine to resolve the other party's knots. He gave up the initial draft of physical and hygiene education, and tried his best to raise the corners of his lips. , "If you want to raise a child, you can adopt a child after we leave the palace. If you like, we can raise two more. I promise that when we get old, someone will throw us a basin."

Due to various reasons in this era, there are actually quite a lot of families who cannot afford to throw away or give away their children.The properties he left behind are not incomparably rich, and it is more than enough to raise ten or eight children.

Song Zi pursed his lips straight: "Didn't I say it before, I will take you out to live. Just during this time, the emperor was poisoned by a voodoo, and when the time comes, we will directly push the blame on the thieves who injected the poison!"

Looking at the clear and bright eyes of his lover, Sima Yan had an indescribable feeling, if he was always thinking of him, if he hadn't really confirmed it repeatedly, and had called 63 imperial doctors to see him, he would definitely do it for Xiaoqi His sincerity and thoughtfulness are touching.This kid is so bold that he wants to set fire to his palace.

"Xiao Qi, actually..."

"No, needless to say, the matter is settled like this." Look at yourself, you are so busy all day, doing the work of two people by yourself, you never think about children.It was because he was soft-hearted for a moment and left him in such a small place, which made Ah Yan feel troubled!Song Zi clenched his fists tightly, his eyes were determined, he couldn't indulge Ah Yan like this anymore!

It's time to take Ah Yan out to see the vast world outside, and find something for Ah Yan to do, so that he can experience a different kind of splendor in life.

"Song Xiaoqi, listen to me!"

Sima Yan thought to himself, when the child is born smoothly, even if Song Xiaoqi knows his identity, he will definitely be reluctant to leave the father and son.His little Qi is really soft-hearted, kind-hearted and emphatic to love and righteousness. For Sima Yan, kindness is a quality that he despises, but it is great that these qualities appear in Xiao Qi.

Song Zi calmed down, and silently looked at the angry beauty: "Speak up, I promise not to interrupt."

"This child is four months old now, and will be born in another four months. I want to raise the baby in the palace, so I can't go out with you."

Sima Yan was worried about what reason to reject his passionate sweetheart before, but now he has a ready-made reason.

"After I go out, you are not on duty in the palace, so you may not be able to spend as much time with me as you do now, and after I leave the palace, if there is any danger and you are in the palace again, what should I and the child do?"

The palace is heavily guarded, so the outside is naturally not as safe as the inside.

Song Zi tried his best to control his facial expressions, so as not to let his true thoughts be exposed on his face, so as not to worsen Ah Yan's mood.Sure enough, Ah Yan was already seriously ill!It's so strange to say what to do with my child from Ah Yan's mouth.

Song Zi's eyes lit up: "Do you know why I came back early?"

How could he not know that he arranged for Ling Yi to call him back, Sima Yan nodded deliberately: "Isn't it because you miss me?"

"It's one thing to think about you, but another reason is that the emperor in the palace has been poisoned by weird poisons. Think about it, even the emperor who is guarded by so many people will be poisoned by weird poisons. In your small courtyard Wouldn't it be even more unsafe, if someone breaks in, maybe no one will notice."

Song Zi tactfully followed Sima Yan's words and said, "If you think about it this way, isn't it safer outside?"

There was no weird poison at all, it was a lie he made up to cover up the child in his belly.Sima Yan never thought that one day he would lift a rock and shoot himself in the foot.

At this moment, he wanted to come out on the tray, but the dust was still undecided, and Sima Yan didn't dare to bet.In other respects, he has always been a crazy gambler, but in this matter alone, he couldn't help being overly cautious.

"Maybe the poisonous poison is just a rumor. Now that the palace is on the alert, it will only be safer than before."

A child in April will not be able to hear the heartbeat clearly even if it is attached to the belly. Just wait a month, when the evidence is convincing, Xiao Qi will believe it even if he doesn't believe it.

It was not easy for him to bring all the imperial doctors of the imperial hospital to his lover, so he decided to use details to convince his sweetheart, Sima Yan said softly: "I used to have muscles in my stomach, but now they are gone, to provide nourishment for the child. And my taste has changed a lot, I don't like meat, I like to eat sour things, I'm still lethargic... These are all symptoms of pregnancy, aren't they?"

Song Zi thumped in his heart, it's over, he only knew that Ah Yan was sick, but he didn't know that the other party was already sick to this extent, because he had been hypnotizing himself psychologically, and his body had symptoms of false pregnancy!

Why didn't he take these things seriously at the beginning? How could he not think that this is a symptom of pregnancy? !That's right, he never got pregnant, and he didn't have a pregnant wife in his previous life, so it's normal if he didn't find out.

Song Zi took a deep breath, changed his previous attitude and said cooperatively: "You are right, if you don't want to go out, just stay in the palace for now."

Anyway, it will take two years before he leaves this place. According to what Ah Yan said, if he really has a child, after half a year, the child will be born.

He decided to give the two of them a buffer time. After half a year, no matter what excuse Ah Yan used, he would definitely take Ah Yan away. At worst, he would kill him first and play later, and set fire to the small courtyard.

Song Zi made up his mind, tried his best to raise his bright smiling face, and decided to use his best acting skills to cooperate with the sick Ah Yan in this scene: "Ah Yan, it's great to have a child, I'm super happy!"

Song Zi said: "It's not easy to raise a child. It's been four months. It's time to prepare the child's clothes. You will have to work hard."

The big beauty smiled softly, exuding a strange maternal brilliance: "It's not hard, the baby is me and Xiaoqi's child, no matter how much I suffer, I don't think it's hard."

"I'll go to the bookstore tomorrow and bring some books on childbirth!" Song Zi clenched his fists, expressing that he would do his best to cooperate and take good care of the "pregnant husband".There are many taboos in pregnancy, you can't eat this, and you can't touch that. I hope to suffer from the pain of a pregnant woman for a while, so Ah Yan thinks about it.

Woohoo, his Ah Yan is so pitiful!If Ah Yan is terminally ill and unwilling to wake up from his dream, he will adopt an abandoned baby as the child of the two of them!