[Sword Three + Tianlong] Tangmen Zhengtai

I don't know when it started, "one religion, two alliances, three demons, four families, five swords and six sects" in the territory of the Tang Dynasty was added to the canon rules, valley rules, alliance rules, Zhuang rules, door rules, government rules, temple rules, gang rules, and square rules. The same rule was set up - 'It is forbidden for underage male disciples in the teaching/valley/meng/zhuang/door/fu/temple/gang/workshop to go out to practice, and those who violate it will be expelled from the mountain gate'.

Oh, by the way, there is nothing wrong with Qixiufang. The only man in their workshop, Sun Feiliang, has already been abducted by the Great Master Qu of the Great Five Immortals.

As for why they did this...it is said to be because of a strange curse that has been widely circulated in the world.

No one knows exactly what the curse is, only that bad things will happen if it is not obeyed.

What kind of unfortunate thing?If you just practice cooking and can’t buy sweet-scented osmanthus and lotus root dungeon equipment, all the dungeon equipment will be rolled out and the war chaos map will be used to brush up the reputation, and the enemy will treat it as a monster at all times... I am afraid that few people will take the so-called "curse" seriously [this is already very hard. Okay! ], I'd better give a chestnut.

Everyone knows that there used to be two childhood sweethearts in Daoxiang Village who were so close to each other that they decided to spend their lives privately.No, the two people who are obviously in love with each other have to love each other and kill each other when they grow up. The marriage has never been approved by the parents of both parties. I agree with my precious disciple to marry into the hot and desolate Valley of the Wicked, where not even a root hair grows, and the other party is a deep well ice who can't stop the medicine... You see, Chen Yue is also a loli, and she came out from time to time to have a look at the bamboo horse bamboo horse [No], but not only is there nothing wrong with her, but she is even more glamorous and noble [absolutely not].

What does this mean?This is definitely Da Jisan's full malice towards Zhengtai!

What?Only one chestnut is too one-sided, too arbitrary, too subjective, not enough to explain the problem, at least a catty of chestnuts?Well then I'll give another one.

The one mentioned above is called Feiliang Sun.This beautiful boy is loved by thousands of people in Qixiufang, and all the seniors and seniors never let him go out and run around for fear of being abducted by some strange sorghum.Sun Feiliang liked his senior sister Qu Yun since he was a child, but Qu Yun liked the second yellow chicken Ye Hui in Cangjian Villa. The good boy Sun Feiliang decided to cut off his love for his senior sister and silently wished them a happy marriage for a hundred years and an early baby. In the end, the yellow chicken unexpectedly Dare to disappoint Qu Yun!At that time, the young and beautiful young Sun Tongxie, who was not yet 16 years old, cut off Bing Xin and went straight to the Hidden Sword Villa with two swords in hand to find a place. A big poisonous corpse with a clear appearance.

Although there are many lessons learned from the past, Tang Wuyue still rushed to become one of the victims of this curse.

As you can tell from the name, Tang Wuyue is a member of the inner castle of the Tang Sect in the four middle schools.After all, in Tangjiabao, which is inherited by the family, no one who has not cast a child with a good root is not worthy of being ranked in the seniority.As for Tang Wuyue, this seedling is really so popular that it is about to turn purple: he is the youngest son of Tang Aoxia, and he studied under Tang Huaizhi. He has two very capable brothers, Tang Wuxun and Tang Wule, and other A lot of cousins ​​and cousins ​​who are related inside and outside the castle...

Well~ Tangmen's short guards are as famous as their broken legs.

Fortunately, Tangjiabao is a family-run business, otherwise the question of seniority titles like a mess of yarn would cause headaches.

When Tang Wuyue was born, his father, Tang Aoxia, was in his 40s. Having a son in middle age, no matter what time it is, it is a great joy to boast about. Naturally, Tang Aoxia and his wife love this little son very much.

In fact, Tang Wuyue is indeed very proud of his father, and his talents and aptitudes are all excellent-this is not so rare, after all, among the few people in Tangjiabao's "Wu" generation, whether it is Tang Wuyan who can only read sage books, or Tang Wule, who is not good at all, is a first-class talent in martial arts.But Tang Wuyue's success lies in the fact that he is not only smart but also hardworking. Just by learning martial arts, he can throw the young master Tang Wuyan out of ten maps.

In the Fenghuagu battle, Tang Huaizhi stunned Tang Wuyue, who was only 16 years old at the time, into the team sent by Ni Zhantang to assassinate Yin Tianci, the leader of the beggar gang. It can be seen that his martial arts at that time were no longer ordinary.

But this arrangement of his uncle and master Tang Huaizhi really made Tang Wuyue miserable.

The tragedy of the Battle of Fenghua Valley could not be described even if Sima Qian wrote it. Under Tang Aotian's calculations, the three sides of Tang Minggai suffered heavy losses. broken leg.And after successfully killing the enemy's big boss and returning from the battlefield unscathed, Tang Wule felt that it was not too much to give his younger brother's lucky value an EX level.

It wasn't until a year later that Tang Wule realized that he seemed to have added an extra X to his brother.

Teenagers are growing up, and the clothes and equipment made in spring will be too small in autumn, but what about Tang Wuyue?[-], [-], [-]... [-], [-], they grow backwards for a whole year, even Tang Qiuqiu, who is two years younger than him, is taller than him.

So everyone who didn't take it seriously at the beginning became anxious. The four elders of the Tang clan, especially Tang Huaizhi, one of the "Three Wisdoms of the World", brainstormed ideas every day, Tang Aoxia and his wife, and a lot of brothers and sisters controlled by younger brothers. He was fed all kinds of delicious and nourishing foods every day, trying to support his height with food. Doctors and Gu masters from Wanhua Valley, Qixiufang and Wudu Sect did not know how many times they were invited, but even if the medicine was used Wang Sun Simiao and the living can't find out the cause of the disease even if they don't treat Pei Yuan...

However, she had shrunk by twelve centimeters a year, and Tang Wuyue had already begun to develop into a tall and thin boy, so Tang Wuyue slowly returned to the Zhengtai era.Moreover, Tang Wuyue's master, Tang Huaizhi, accidentally discovered that not only his body had shrunk, but his mind had also shrunk... It was as if someone deliberately set Tang Wuyue's time back every month Same for two months.

Will Tang Wuyue shrink into a fertilized egg if this continues?Or does it stop at a certain age group like Qu Yun of the Five Poison Sect?No one knows what the future will hold, but everyone inside and outside the Tang Sect has had enough of this feeling of powerlessness.

Ever since Tang Huaizhi discovered Tang Wuyue's minor problem, Tang Aoxia asked him to withdraw from Ni Zhantang, and didn't arrange for him to handle any other housework, just let him be free.

For the girls of Tangmen, this is really good news.Compared with the glamorous and noble adult Pao Ge who can't be beaten when he grows up, and the real and real girls who are soft and cute but busy with training all day long, the short and good-tempered Tang with a paralyzed bun face is the most important thing. Wuyue is really cute!

Ruan Meng is easy to pinch and tease, the girls' favorability can't be increased any faster!Tang Wuyue will definitely become the third mascot of Tangjiabao besides Panda Gun Gun and Trick Pig Meng Meng.

"Xiaoyue's side~"

From a long distance, I saw Tang Feifei and the others each holding a big package half as tall as Tang Wuyue, carrying a bamboo basket with a red panda on their back, and holding a half-sized piggy in their arms. Tang Wuyue, who wanted to sneak away, had no choice but to go over and say hello obediently: "Sister Shuyan, sister Xiaowan, sister Ziyi, sister Xiaoxi, and sister Xiaochen. What can I do, sisters? ?”

"A few days ago, I asked Xiu Niang from Xiufang to make new suits for Xiaoyue for various sects. Xiaoyue, come and try them~ Hehehe, Xiaoyue must look great in Master Xiu's clothes!"——This is Tang Xiaoxi

"Let Xiaoyue try Brother Hua's first, Hei Changzhi has the most important thing is temperament!" - this is Tang Xiaochen

"Find out the yellow chicken, find out the yellow chicken, find out the yellow chicken, find out the yellow chicken, find out the yellow chicken, find out the yellow chicken, find out the yellow chicken, find out the yellow chicken, find out the yellow chicken, find out the yellow chicken, find out the yellow chicken... ..."——There is no doubt that this is Tang Xiaowan who was poisoned by Erji

"I have to say first come, first served, Xiaowan, don't swipe the screen, no matter how you look at it, you think the Taoist robe of Stupid Yang Palace is the most suitable for Xiaoyue~"——This is Tang Ziyi

Tang Wuyue looked tearfully at Tang Shuyan, the only one who was not involved in the discussion: "QAQ Sister Shuyan, help me..."

Tang Shuyan pinched Tang Wuyue's tender bun face: "As a disciple of Broken Leg Fort [cross out] Tangjiabao, of course he should try on Tangmen's costumes first." As he spoke, he took out Tangmen's costumes from the package. Come out with a panda outfit with complete ears and tail.

"This must be praised!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhh so cute!"

"Excellent, I have a broken leg... Ah, no big Tangjiabao!"

"As expected of Sister Shuyan, she is really high-end and foreign!"

"..." Facing several ferocious elder sisters, Tang Wuyue retreated silently, sat down at a random place beside him and continued to be his mechanism piglet.Although the clothes his sisters gave him are all very nice, but the process is really...unbearable to look back on.

Thanks to Tang Wuyue's leisure, those outer disciples who are unlucky or not capable enough to collect enough mechanism fragments can now almost have a cute mechanism pig.

Originally, collecting the parts of the organ piglet was one of the tests for the outer disciples. After all, the guys in the inner sect had no pressure from making parts to installing them. It was against the rules to use Tang Wuyue's opportunism.But Tang Wuyue's situation is really special, whether it is the elder or Mrs. Tang, they just turn a blind eye and let it go.

If Tangjiabao continued to be so loving every day, Tang Wuyue's life would roughly consist of daily practice, feeding pandas, making trick pigs, and dressing up games... The author can also finish it directly.

It's a pity that the author won't let this kind of thing happen, so Tang Shuyan disappeared mysteriously, and Tang Xiaowan was abducted and eloped by a wild boy from Huangji Villa... Tang Wuyue couldn't sit still, those were his two favorite sisters!

"Sister Shuyan and Sister Xiaowan have been missing for so long. Since the brothers have gone out to look for them, why can't I go!" Tang Wuyue, who is only three months and seven days away from adulthood, is now only 1.5 meters five, so small Although the small Zhengtai had a tense face and a serious expression, it was really worrying.

"I disagree." Mrs. Tang, who had just lost two granddaughters, did not want to lose another grandson.

Tang Huaizhi wasn't too worried, anyway, it was the baby he brought out with his own hands, so he couldn't understand: "Wuyue is not that fragile, I trained him as the next head of Ni Zhantang, and he was the one who set my sights on him." If you want to be worried, you will have to go to school for a few more years."

Tang Wule scratched the chin of the big yellow dog in his arms like a cat. He also wanted to go out to find someone, but this one has a lot of subordinates, so he can wait until the definite news is sent back: "I think so, or I will take the little one with me. Yue went out for a walk, my brother Tang Wule can't just live in this castle all his life and be a frog at the bottom of the well."

"Wu Le shut up!" The only one of the remaining sisters who is eligible to participate in the Inner Fort meeting is Tang Ziyi who has rarely returned to her natal family. Although she is usually arrogant and ruthless, Tang Wuyue is equal to her. He has no scheming, and is a rare younger brother who can treat each other sincerely, "But if I remember correctly, Xiaoyue is still more than three months away from becoming an adult. Last time Fenghua...cough, last time Xiaoyue came back from the valley and became like this. What a bad look, if again..."

"I don't care, I'm going!" Tang Wuyue pursed her lips, it was a rare time to play tricks, and she planned to rush out without thinking when she started the lightness kung fu.

Who was not a master at the scene, his father Tang Aoxia quickly grabbed Tang Wuyue by the collar and dragged him back: "Wuyue, don't mess around!"

Tang Wuyue's head drooped immediately: "Father~"

"Hey, don't make trouble." Tang Wule stretched out a paw to smooth his younger brother's hair. This guy, who has always been unkind and bad, turned his thieves' eyes and started to come up with bad ideas, "Anyway, it's not bad for these three months, let Xiaoyue wear it." Put on women's clothes and go out with me as a girl, so the curse probably won't work?"

"It's really nonsense!" Even though he said so, Tang Aoxia has always had nothing to do with his second son who is not second to none.

"Pfft—" Tang Ziyi couldn't help smiling for a while, "Hehe, although it's a bad idea, it's a good idea now."

Does he usually wear less women's clothing?He has more women's clothing than men's clothing in his closet.Tang Wuyue said that there was no pressure: "You can wear it, as long as it is clothes, there is no difference."

Tang Wule, who didn't know about the fact that his sisters and sisters took pleasure in changing Tang Wuyue's clothes in private, was shocked by his brother's generosity: "No, I'm joking, you really agreed? !"

"..." Tang Wuyue glared at Tang Wule, the unscrupulous brother, as if I would cry for you if your words don't count.

The younger brother accused Tang Wule of emptying the blood tank and was murdered by his younger brother, so he had to raise his hands in surrender: "Okay, okay, follow if you want."