[Sword Three + Tianlong] Tangmen Zhengtai

"There is a group of Persian cats in the desert of the Western Regions ~ We are calm and protective ~ We are gentle and smart ~ We look up at the moon on the Holy Sepulchre Mountain every day ~ We do our best to barbecue every day ~ Ah ~ proud Persian cats ~ Ah ~ Cute Persian cat~ We can be noble, glamorous and clingy to you~ We look forward to cp falling into the bowl as soon as possible~"

Even if there is a distance from the Holy Sepulchre Mountain, it can't stop the spread of that weird song.

"Yo, your little apprentice is thinking of spring again."

Kalubi's eyelids trembled, as if he didn't hear anything—whether it was Lu Weilou's teasing or the song sung by his cheating clansman and apprentice!

"I heard that the little guy runs to the Sanshengshu three times a day, and he can't wait to marry himself off." Lu Yan'er hurriedly followed suit, such a fun disciple is not often encountered, I really don't know if he is How did he survive until now under the eyes of Dead Face Kalubi?

He Fangyi, who also had a dead face, was full of jokes, and he actually joined in the fun: "Kalubi, you can't let your disciples be single just because you are lonely. In our holy religion, only your disciples are single." most."

"I thought that you came here to discuss the development plan of the holy religion."

Shen Jiangxia and Lu Yan'er exchanged glances, and they both showed tricky smiles, as if they were bullying Kalubi and couldn't see it.

Lu Weilou pretended to clear his throat, and said, "Hey, since even Emperor Ye agrees, let's do this."

Kalubi's right eyelid twitched, and he suddenly had an ominous premonition: "...what's the matter?"

"My holy religion has retreated to the deserts of the Western Regions for many years. Although it has not completely lost contact with China, the relationship has faded after all. blablabla..."

"Master, please tell the key points."

"Hey, in short, this foreign exchange activity is in charge of your Yingyue sect. Try to establish a good relationship with the other nine sects. If you can't get married, you can get married... Uh, Kalubi, don't really marry me. Go Chunyang, you are a man and you have to marry him back."

Kalubi thrust the scimitar into the ground, gritted his teeth and squeezed out words one by one: "Bi-bu-hum-shi-ming-!"

Lu Yan'er looked at the two-finger-wide crack on the ground and sighed: "Look, it's going to cost money again."

Shen Jiangxia waved his hand: "It's okay, just deduct it from the bride price of Kalubi's apprentice."

Dharma protector, is it really okay for you to sell your disciple so hastily? Is it okay, Dharma protector?

Well... In short, let's put aside all the high-ranking members of the Miaojiao who are cool, handsome, domineering and tyrannical, and all of them are funny.

Sao Nian's name is Godolan, a member of the Yedi clan, aged eighteen, her dream is to find a good woman (nan) and marry, but she is very sad and has not found a partner so far.Does the name sound familiar?That's because the author... No, it was Gedoran's master Kalubi who was lazy and directly gave him the name of the Great Desert.

"This task is very important for my teaching Xingfu. All Shadow Moon disciples except Gedoran pack up and set off early tomorrow morning to go to the Central Plains."

Kalubi closed his eyes and spoke nonsense solemnly.

It’s a good thing to go to the Central Plains! Master finally got us a good job, and the understanding disciples all expressed that Master is assured that you let us kill whoever we kill, and we will never let that guy see the sun the next day.

The rare and amiable master said that it is a good thing for everyone to be motivated, but our task this time is not to kill people but to create people. Please be prepared to lose your dignity.

……

Fuck you, the three insurances and one gold that you agreed to pay are fully paid. Personal safety is guaranteed. I don’t want to be a gangster/Master Lily, please let me go QAQ

And in the midst of crying, there was a special voice that stood out from the crowd—"Master! How can you not let me go on such a glorious and arduous task!"

Glorious... Senior brothers and sisters have expressed their fellowship with junior junior brother Sensen.

Master, come and see if there is a voluntary doubi here, let him go if he has something to do!

So the next day, a strange team appeared at the foot of the Holy Sepulchre——Yedi Kalubi and his little disciples were riding camels, holding dozens of Mingjiao disciples strung together with ropes.

As expected of Mingjiao who is good at developing side jobs, whether it's mutton skewers or human meat skewers, they are all top-notch.

"Master is not good!"

"What's the matter, such a fuss."

"Junior brother was killed by a monster...cough, I'm repeating the wording. Master and junior brother are gone!"

"... disappeared?"

"It was still there just now, but it was gone in a gust of wind."

"Oh."

"Master! Junior brother, he..."

"I remember Godoran is still underage?"

"This... seems to be a few days away."

A beautiful smile suddenly appeared on Kalubi's paralyzed iceberg face, "He was just cursed maliciously by the God of Light, and he couldn't die."

"..." It must be my illusion that Master's tone is so cheerful. After all, he is indeed a male god. Master does not smile usually to protect the health of Dashengjiao disciples. If there is too much nosebleed, it will cause anemia.

"Wipe off the drool and go to rest."

"Yes, Master."

The so-called evil committed by the sky is especially forgivable, but Gedoran, who is obviously not yet an adult but has to go out with her master, senior brother and senior sister on the journey of marriage, is now being punished.

Can someone tell me how I ran from a desert without even a hair to a deep mountain forest full of green trees QAQ

Gedoran wanted to speak and shed tears first: "Could someone tell me where this broken place is..."

The words came out, but there was a meow meow in my ears.

No way?

Impossible!

Raising his hand tremblingly, a fluffy paw appeared in front of his eyes: "...Fuck me, this is not my hand, this is not my hand, this is not my hand." In order to get the truth, he would not hesitate to bite the cat's paw Gedulan spat out a mouthful of cat fur, "Ci'ao hurts so much, it's actually my hand and mouth!"

So after a quarter of an hour after discovering that his geographic location had changed, Godoran had to accept that his race had also undergone subtle changes.

Who can accept this kind of thing, bastard!

"It's agreed to get married! It's agreed to lose my virginity! Do you want me to lead a female cat back to the teacher's door and introduce that she is my wife? If you have time, help me feed it some dried fish and don't want catfish and black fish? Master, you What a fool!"

In fact...in a sense...it is indeed lost (dehuman) body (body) that's right...

Asshole author, you are enough to turn me back into a human and we are still good friends!

After many attempts and found nothing but cat fur falling all over the place, Godoran, who gave up the treatment and left the hospital bed, suddenly discovered a very fatal thing - as a human being who has been walking upright on two legs for many years, what the hell is going on with four legs? Walk to maintain balance!

Let's pull the angle to God's perspective, and we can see a black and white dumpling wriggling slowly in the emerald green bamboo forest, humming non-stop in its mouth.

Well, if someone can understand cat language, they will find that Gedoran is actually singing——Little Cabbage ~ Dilihuang ~ Seventeen and Eighteen Years Old and No Daughter-in-law (TДT)

If his master, Kalubi, was around, he would have sent someone to gag his mouth and bury him in the sand, calling it a new method of cultivating Mingzun's glass body.

Thanks to Cici, Godolan has won the title of the most (jue) tough (shi) turtle (hao) turtle (T) in the martial art competition for three consecutive years.

What a joy, a joy.

Congratulations (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻

Obviously, there is a family T who is not down, so worry-free, because Mao just can't find a wife!

I heard that Tiance’s huskies were abducted by local tyrants with Tibetan swords. I heard that Huashan’s stupid sheep were all pulled by Qingyan piranhas to make ♂ tea ♂ and talk about Taoism. The phoenix Gu is locked up, I heard that even the monks keep a tank of West Lake Arowana...Gedoran, who was ordered to forbid harming his brothers and sisters in the same school, cried, all of them are in charge, let us know how to embarrass ourselves QwQ

So what, Brother Miao, wait a minute and tell me first, have you ever counted how many outsiders you have met in this life besides the master, master, uncle, brothers and sisters?

Tuanzimao began to snap fingers: the master's object is Yu Rui, the senior brother's object is Brother Hua, the elder sister's object is Xiuxiu, the second senior brother's object is the second young lady, the second senior sister's object is Poison Brother, the third senior brother's object... …

Well, don't talk about it later, you don't need to listen to know that it's all from someone else's house.

After breaking off the fingers, the cat continued to move forward with its short legs in pain. It is impossible for someone in the deep mountains and old forests to drop a daughter-in-law out of thin air. If you want to marry yourself, you still have to go to a crowded place and take the initiative.

Looking back at the distance he traveled in a quarter of an hour, the naked eye can still see where he started... Usually this is only a few dozen steps away!Godoran asked the sky speechlessly with blood on his face.

Bridge Bean Sack What's that!

Fuck, it turns out that the sky really has a daughter-in-law!

Godoran ran away, heading towards the place where his daughter-in-law had just fallen, in case he was late and refreshed, where would he cry!

For a while, the Tuanzi cat is like a god's help, and its body is as light as Daqinggong. It can pick up the unowned daughter-in-law at a speed of 400 meters per second.I saw that when he took the third step, his front legs were pinned to his back legs, and he rolled forward a few times like a rolling gourd, which was a little farther than the distance he ran just now!

So... as you all know, this stupid cat chose to roll all the way.

Master Shizun, who has not gone out for many years and is now drinking tea in Huashan Taiji Square, said that there is no cure for being funny, unless you are more funny than him.

Godoran, who finally arrived at the destination after going through untold hardships, looked at the little one squatting in front of the bamboo shoots, and suddenly understood that the so-called "wife dropped from the sky" was only because the other party had a broken leg.

The sky pays off, since then the emperor will not go to court early~ Gedoran began to feel nervous.

As the 'picked up daughter-in-law', Tang Wuyue wiped her crying face, kicked the unknown object exuding a malicious aura: "Get out!"

The meeting ceremony was a kick of love, Godoran's glass heart shattered to the ground.