[Sword Three + Tianlong] Tangmen Zhengtai
Chapter 27 This is so unscientific!
"You you you you you you are actually a man!" Duan Yu's finger pointed at Tang Wuyue and shook.
Tang Wuyue, who had been released once, felt that his physical condition was much better. He washed and dried his hands extravagantly with Xinghong Spring and Qingrong gauze, and put on his clothes layer by layer before hugging the scarf again. , still sitting with his back against the stone wall to recover his strength, but his mouth was full of sarcasm: "Hey, what are your eyes for? Can't you see such an obvious fact?" The declarative sentence, that is also a kind of skill, it happens that Tang Wuyue is very good at it.
"How can you tell if it's so obvious!" Duan Yu shouted, pointing at Tang Wuyue's black and purple body, but the gorgeousness of the Wanhua girls' school uniform, which is comparable to the court formal attire worn for festivals, "Since you are a boy, why not?" Wear women's clothes!"
Tang Wuyue, who was leaning on the stone wall, poked her round face with her index finger and pretended to be thinking. It took a long time before she said, "Probably because I'm not yet an adult, and my brother and sister said that if I want to go out, I have to wear women's clothes." Then he put on a pose With a look on the verge of tears, "I said so many times not to call me Miss Tang, I thought you knew."
Looking at the (former) love rival's 'cute and pitiful' look, although Mu Wanqing was still in a state of ignorance, she instinctively felt a sense of threat: "I've never heard of such absurd rules. Do you think we will believe it if you say something nonsense?"
"Believe it or not." Tang Wuyue raised her eyebrows slightly, thinking he was easy to bully?From the corner of his eye, he caught sight of Duan Yu, who seemed to be breathing rapidly on the opposite side. He suddenly felt sorry for himself for not fighting back, "I have never heard that if you see a woman's appearance, you must marry her. If that’s the case, my eldest brother and second brother won’t be able to marry her to go home with a thousand or eight hundred daughters-in-law?” Satisfied to see Mu Wanqing’s face turn from red to pale in an instant, he continued, “But if you are such a vulgar woman, maybe I Tangjiabao would rather cut off the inheritance than marry him in."
"you--!"
Mu Wanqing didn't know that Tang Wuyue was talking about her, but at this moment, Duan Yu, who was still in shock and pain just now, suddenly cooled down, and said to Mu Wanqing: "Wan Sister, you...give me a poisoned arrow."
Mu Wanqing was still lying on the bed at this time. Although she had taken the least amount of aphrodisiacs, she seemed to be in worse condition than Tang Wuyue who had vented her anger just once, probably because of what Duan Yu had done to Tang Wuyue before. Things made her disappointed and desperate, and her tone was very aggressive: "What are you doing?"
"I... I really disgraced the Duan family by doing such a beastly thing to a man. If rumors spread, even a hundred deaths would not be enough to atone for this crime. Instead of waiting for the incident to happen, why don't I kill it now?" Stamp yourself to death." Duan Yu didn't dare to look at Tang Wuyue, in fact, apart from what he said, the goddess he admired was actually a cute boy, which was the main reason why he suddenly fell in love, "Sister Wan, Please promise me, my Dali Duan family has a good reputation for hundreds of years, and it cannot be ruined by me. What's more, I have not cured the effect of the medicine now, in case I do something to you two again..."
Seeing Duan Yu's face bursting into tears and pleading, Mu Wanqing was a little moved. She had thought about killing Duan Yu before committing suicide, so that she could be reincarnated into a family with a different surname to be a husband and wife in the next life.
Unexpectedly, a voice came from outside the cave and said: "The Duan family in Dali was originally remarkable, but after being in the hands of Duan Zhengming, they talked about benevolence, righteousness and morality, but they were engaged in a wolf-hearted business. How can there be any reputation?" That voice After a pause, he continued, "Miss Mu, since I promised you to make your brother your husband, I will definitely do it."
Duan Yu was furious: "Who is talking nonsense there! I have no grievances or enmity with you, why do you use such a vicious scheme to harm me?"
Although Mu Wanqing, whose face was blue and white for a while, was a little panicked, she still did not forget to remind Duan Yu in a low voice: "It was the old man in Tsing Yi who threw me into the cave. His martial arts are unfathomable..."
Tang Wuyue laughed: "What does it matter? No matter how good his martial arts are, he will not move the boulder blocking the entrance of the cave to Duan Yu." Regardless of whether the two were relieved or what to do, he mentioned He raised his breath and said in a loud voice, "I don't know if Duan Zhengming's words and deeds are inconsistent, but Duan Zhengchun and his good son are indeed as the seniors said, not as good as animals."
After a burst of loud laughter outside the cave, the old man in Tsing Yi, that is, Duan Yanqing, said: "You are that little girl, I appreciate your character, but it's a pity that you are the kind of a thief like Duan Zhengchun. In the bowl of braised pork , I took a large amount of 'Yin Yang He He San', if I can't harmonize the Yin and Yang after taking it, the skin will be cracked and the seven orifices will bleed to death. If you don't do anything for a day, you will suffer for a day."
After knowing the other party's sinister intentions, Duan Yu became more and more furious: "You want me to be a faceless man from now on, and shame my uncle and parents for life, I..."
"Senior, have you misunderstood something? I, Tang Wuyue, have both parents, so I have no kinship with that Duan Zhengchun." Tang Wuyue's words just overshadowed what Duan Yu said next.
Unexpectedly, the man said: "That dog thief Duan Zhengchun has no taboos, the more dirty and smelly he is, the more he loves it, your mother... Hehe." He didn't say it clearly, but that weird and ugly laughter seemed to be implying something.
The Tang Sect is said to be a sect, but the number of them is actually not too many.Because the essence is a family operation, but the number of Tang family members as the core is limited after all, so the Tang family has always been deeply emotional and united.And Tang Wuyue received special care at home because of the system problems, so he had a very deep relationship with his parents and brothers. At this moment, when he heard Duan Yanqing insulting his mother like this, how could he not be angry?
"It's ridiculous. Is it possible that all the women in the world have to have an affair with this Zhengchun?" As an excellent killer, Tang Wuyue remained absolutely calm even though his brain was burning with anger. He carefully controlled his voice Volume, while walking towards the direction of the cave entrance.He remembered that there was a gap between the boulder and the entrance of the cave, which was not enough for him to get out, but it didn't mean he couldn't attack the people outside. "My mother married my father with a perfect body for nearly 40 years, and never left Tangmen. Half a step in the inner castle, with Duan Zhengchun's three-legged cat skill, I'm afraid he won't even be able to see the Tang Family Collection in the outer castle."
However, there is a gap as big as the mouth of the bowl, from which an old man in green clothes and long beard can be vaguely seen sitting with his back to the entrance of the cave.
For Tang Wuyue, as long as he can see it, there is nothing he can't shoot.
Just went through the once-a-month period of weakness, and most of the internal energy was sucked away by Duan Yu. In order to adjust the state to the best, Tang Wuyue specially turned on Glimpse before rewinding and aiming - there is only one chance, and a life-chasing arrow is enough .
The pursuit of life is silent and soul-stirring.
The sharp crossbow shot out from the thousand receivers, and went straight to the back of Duan Yanqing's head. It was about to hit, but a thin man in green clothes who looked familiar jumped down from the high wall of green trees opposite the entrance of the cave. I don't know if it was a coincidence. He bumped into him but still wanted to save him, the arrow pierced through the thigh of the person who came, but it didn't hurt Duan Yanqing at all.
Tang Wuyue put away the thousand receivers with some annoyance, it's not that he didn't want to kill people to vent his anger, firstly, he has neither strength nor internal strength now, secondly, Duan Yanqing is ready to be vigilant, and he won't be afraid of attacking again effectiveness.
However, it is not too late for a killer to take revenge for ten years, and the person who is missed by a killer is the most tragic.
He turned around and walked back. In fact, he didn't want to go back to that cave at all. Now he was annoyed when he saw Duan Yu and Mu Wanqing. If it wasn't for these two people, he wouldn't have suffered this trip. body!But just now he was afraid that Duan Yanqing would hear the sound of the scarf, so he didn't bring it on. Thinking of Duan Yu's atrocities against his cute pet, Tang Wuyue was very worried about the safety of the scarf's cat body.
Still dedicated to Buddha, human life is life, but cat life is not life?
Stroking the soft fur of her cute cat, Tang Wuyue suddenly felt that she was healed, and even the burning sensation rising from her body could be ignored.
etc!Glancing over at Duan Yu whose eyes seemed to be red again, Tang Wuyue decided that it would be safer for him to crawl back to the three-meter-high entrance with the cat.Even if the aphrodisiac relapses, he can just masturbate by himself.
Apparently he had no intention of avoiding the scarf.
Also, who would have guessed that a cat turned into a human?Regardless of whether it is the Great Tang or the Great Song Dynasty, it is a bit unscientific to fight to the death, and martial arts, such as humans, beasts, monsters and ghosts, are indeed too heavy-handed for the ancients.
Gradually waking up, the bib only felt that his nose was a little wet, and he couldn't help sticking out his tongue to lick it. It was a bit fishy and salty... Opened his eyes and took a look, it was a strange milky white liquid, but it tasted good, is it goat's milk?But it didn't taste like milk.Thinking of this, it licked the puddle on the ground not far away again.
Another time, Tang Wuyue, who was digging through her bag to clean up, looked down and saw that the cute cat who woke up at some point was actually licking the semen ♂ she had just ejaculated!
Fuck, dear, don't do this!After reacting, he hurriedly rushed his hands, hugged the scarf without even drying it: "Silly cat, why do you eat everything, if you are hungry, I still have small fish here..."
The word 'dry' choked in his throat.
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, who can tell me why my cute scarf turns into a big living person! ! !
Ci'ao is still an annoying Mingjiao!
Tang Wuyue, who was so shocked that all kinds of national curses came out, didn't realize that his hands were still under the armpit of the scarf.Of course, if the scarf is still a cat, it doesn't matter where his hand is, but the problem is, the scarf is a big living person now!
He is still a Mingjiao man wearing a Dingguo suit!
Tangmengmeng felt that he was not well.
The author has something to say: I made the stupid cat into a human again, come and praise me!
Tang Wuyue, who had been released once, felt that his physical condition was much better. He washed and dried his hands extravagantly with Xinghong Spring and Qingrong gauze, and put on his clothes layer by layer before hugging the scarf again. , still sitting with his back against the stone wall to recover his strength, but his mouth was full of sarcasm: "Hey, what are your eyes for? Can't you see such an obvious fact?" The declarative sentence, that is also a kind of skill, it happens that Tang Wuyue is very good at it.
"How can you tell if it's so obvious!" Duan Yu shouted, pointing at Tang Wuyue's black and purple body, but the gorgeousness of the Wanhua girls' school uniform, which is comparable to the court formal attire worn for festivals, "Since you are a boy, why not?" Wear women's clothes!"
Tang Wuyue, who was leaning on the stone wall, poked her round face with her index finger and pretended to be thinking. It took a long time before she said, "Probably because I'm not yet an adult, and my brother and sister said that if I want to go out, I have to wear women's clothes." Then he put on a pose With a look on the verge of tears, "I said so many times not to call me Miss Tang, I thought you knew."
Looking at the (former) love rival's 'cute and pitiful' look, although Mu Wanqing was still in a state of ignorance, she instinctively felt a sense of threat: "I've never heard of such absurd rules. Do you think we will believe it if you say something nonsense?"
"Believe it or not." Tang Wuyue raised her eyebrows slightly, thinking he was easy to bully?From the corner of his eye, he caught sight of Duan Yu, who seemed to be breathing rapidly on the opposite side. He suddenly felt sorry for himself for not fighting back, "I have never heard that if you see a woman's appearance, you must marry her. If that’s the case, my eldest brother and second brother won’t be able to marry her to go home with a thousand or eight hundred daughters-in-law?” Satisfied to see Mu Wanqing’s face turn from red to pale in an instant, he continued, “But if you are such a vulgar woman, maybe I Tangjiabao would rather cut off the inheritance than marry him in."
"you--!"
Mu Wanqing didn't know that Tang Wuyue was talking about her, but at this moment, Duan Yu, who was still in shock and pain just now, suddenly cooled down, and said to Mu Wanqing: "Wan Sister, you...give me a poisoned arrow."
Mu Wanqing was still lying on the bed at this time. Although she had taken the least amount of aphrodisiacs, she seemed to be in worse condition than Tang Wuyue who had vented her anger just once, probably because of what Duan Yu had done to Tang Wuyue before. Things made her disappointed and desperate, and her tone was very aggressive: "What are you doing?"
"I... I really disgraced the Duan family by doing such a beastly thing to a man. If rumors spread, even a hundred deaths would not be enough to atone for this crime. Instead of waiting for the incident to happen, why don't I kill it now?" Stamp yourself to death." Duan Yu didn't dare to look at Tang Wuyue, in fact, apart from what he said, the goddess he admired was actually a cute boy, which was the main reason why he suddenly fell in love, "Sister Wan, Please promise me, my Dali Duan family has a good reputation for hundreds of years, and it cannot be ruined by me. What's more, I have not cured the effect of the medicine now, in case I do something to you two again..."
Seeing Duan Yu's face bursting into tears and pleading, Mu Wanqing was a little moved. She had thought about killing Duan Yu before committing suicide, so that she could be reincarnated into a family with a different surname to be a husband and wife in the next life.
Unexpectedly, a voice came from outside the cave and said: "The Duan family in Dali was originally remarkable, but after being in the hands of Duan Zhengming, they talked about benevolence, righteousness and morality, but they were engaged in a wolf-hearted business. How can there be any reputation?" That voice After a pause, he continued, "Miss Mu, since I promised you to make your brother your husband, I will definitely do it."
Duan Yu was furious: "Who is talking nonsense there! I have no grievances or enmity with you, why do you use such a vicious scheme to harm me?"
Although Mu Wanqing, whose face was blue and white for a while, was a little panicked, she still did not forget to remind Duan Yu in a low voice: "It was the old man in Tsing Yi who threw me into the cave. His martial arts are unfathomable..."
Tang Wuyue laughed: "What does it matter? No matter how good his martial arts are, he will not move the boulder blocking the entrance of the cave to Duan Yu." Regardless of whether the two were relieved or what to do, he mentioned He raised his breath and said in a loud voice, "I don't know if Duan Zhengming's words and deeds are inconsistent, but Duan Zhengchun and his good son are indeed as the seniors said, not as good as animals."
After a burst of loud laughter outside the cave, the old man in Tsing Yi, that is, Duan Yanqing, said: "You are that little girl, I appreciate your character, but it's a pity that you are the kind of a thief like Duan Zhengchun. In the bowl of braised pork , I took a large amount of 'Yin Yang He He San', if I can't harmonize the Yin and Yang after taking it, the skin will be cracked and the seven orifices will bleed to death. If you don't do anything for a day, you will suffer for a day."
After knowing the other party's sinister intentions, Duan Yu became more and more furious: "You want me to be a faceless man from now on, and shame my uncle and parents for life, I..."
"Senior, have you misunderstood something? I, Tang Wuyue, have both parents, so I have no kinship with that Duan Zhengchun." Tang Wuyue's words just overshadowed what Duan Yu said next.
Unexpectedly, the man said: "That dog thief Duan Zhengchun has no taboos, the more dirty and smelly he is, the more he loves it, your mother... Hehe." He didn't say it clearly, but that weird and ugly laughter seemed to be implying something.
The Tang Sect is said to be a sect, but the number of them is actually not too many.Because the essence is a family operation, but the number of Tang family members as the core is limited after all, so the Tang family has always been deeply emotional and united.And Tang Wuyue received special care at home because of the system problems, so he had a very deep relationship with his parents and brothers. At this moment, when he heard Duan Yanqing insulting his mother like this, how could he not be angry?
"It's ridiculous. Is it possible that all the women in the world have to have an affair with this Zhengchun?" As an excellent killer, Tang Wuyue remained absolutely calm even though his brain was burning with anger. He carefully controlled his voice Volume, while walking towards the direction of the cave entrance.He remembered that there was a gap between the boulder and the entrance of the cave, which was not enough for him to get out, but it didn't mean he couldn't attack the people outside. "My mother married my father with a perfect body for nearly 40 years, and never left Tangmen. Half a step in the inner castle, with Duan Zhengchun's three-legged cat skill, I'm afraid he won't even be able to see the Tang Family Collection in the outer castle."
However, there is a gap as big as the mouth of the bowl, from which an old man in green clothes and long beard can be vaguely seen sitting with his back to the entrance of the cave.
For Tang Wuyue, as long as he can see it, there is nothing he can't shoot.
Just went through the once-a-month period of weakness, and most of the internal energy was sucked away by Duan Yu. In order to adjust the state to the best, Tang Wuyue specially turned on Glimpse before rewinding and aiming - there is only one chance, and a life-chasing arrow is enough .
The pursuit of life is silent and soul-stirring.
The sharp crossbow shot out from the thousand receivers, and went straight to the back of Duan Yanqing's head. It was about to hit, but a thin man in green clothes who looked familiar jumped down from the high wall of green trees opposite the entrance of the cave. I don't know if it was a coincidence. He bumped into him but still wanted to save him, the arrow pierced through the thigh of the person who came, but it didn't hurt Duan Yanqing at all.
Tang Wuyue put away the thousand receivers with some annoyance, it's not that he didn't want to kill people to vent his anger, firstly, he has neither strength nor internal strength now, secondly, Duan Yanqing is ready to be vigilant, and he won't be afraid of attacking again effectiveness.
However, it is not too late for a killer to take revenge for ten years, and the person who is missed by a killer is the most tragic.
He turned around and walked back. In fact, he didn't want to go back to that cave at all. Now he was annoyed when he saw Duan Yu and Mu Wanqing. If it wasn't for these two people, he wouldn't have suffered this trip. body!But just now he was afraid that Duan Yanqing would hear the sound of the scarf, so he didn't bring it on. Thinking of Duan Yu's atrocities against his cute pet, Tang Wuyue was very worried about the safety of the scarf's cat body.
Still dedicated to Buddha, human life is life, but cat life is not life?
Stroking the soft fur of her cute cat, Tang Wuyue suddenly felt that she was healed, and even the burning sensation rising from her body could be ignored.
etc!Glancing over at Duan Yu whose eyes seemed to be red again, Tang Wuyue decided that it would be safer for him to crawl back to the three-meter-high entrance with the cat.Even if the aphrodisiac relapses, he can just masturbate by himself.
Apparently he had no intention of avoiding the scarf.
Also, who would have guessed that a cat turned into a human?Regardless of whether it is the Great Tang or the Great Song Dynasty, it is a bit unscientific to fight to the death, and martial arts, such as humans, beasts, monsters and ghosts, are indeed too heavy-handed for the ancients.
Gradually waking up, the bib only felt that his nose was a little wet, and he couldn't help sticking out his tongue to lick it. It was a bit fishy and salty... Opened his eyes and took a look, it was a strange milky white liquid, but it tasted good, is it goat's milk?But it didn't taste like milk.Thinking of this, it licked the puddle on the ground not far away again.
Another time, Tang Wuyue, who was digging through her bag to clean up, looked down and saw that the cute cat who woke up at some point was actually licking the semen ♂ she had just ejaculated!
Fuck, dear, don't do this!After reacting, he hurriedly rushed his hands, hugged the scarf without even drying it: "Silly cat, why do you eat everything, if you are hungry, I still have small fish here..."
The word 'dry' choked in his throat.
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, who can tell me why my cute scarf turns into a big living person! ! !
Ci'ao is still an annoying Mingjiao!
Tang Wuyue, who was so shocked that all kinds of national curses came out, didn't realize that his hands were still under the armpit of the scarf.Of course, if the scarf is still a cat, it doesn't matter where his hand is, but the problem is, the scarf is a big living person now!
He is still a Mingjiao man wearing a Dingguo suit!
Tangmengmeng felt that he was not well.
The author has something to say: I made the stupid cat into a human again, come and praise me!
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