[Sword Three + Tianlong] Tangmen Zhengtai

The beggar sister wiped her mouth, laughed and shook the wine jar in her hand: "Little Tangmen, you are really interesting, do you want to come up and have a drink with sister?"

Tang Wuyue looked at the flat cat Godolan who seemed to have a lot more surface area spread out in his arms, and felt that he really needed some time to recover: "Drinking with you beggars, the wine must be enough, right?"

"That's natural!" Sister Beggar looked at Tang Wuyue who was too lazy to walk up the stairs and jumped up directly to the blue sky with Tangmen's unique Qinggong Bird Soaring, and she believed in his origin even more, "My name is Gai Fan, the chief rudder of Junshan Island A disciple of Kang Huazhen's sect." After saying that, he threw a bowl of wine at Tang Wuyue flatly, "Little Tang Sect, it's your turn~"

"Tang Wuyue, under the gate of Jiugong." He answered without slackening in his movements, only to see that his hand was holding a bowl full of wine and drawing a circle from top to bottom, and removed it with the technique of catching a hidden weapon. With great strength, not a single drop of the wine in the bowl was spilled.But he forgot one very important thing - today he is wearing a pure Yang Dao gown, with sleeves that can blur people's faces!Don't!long!

The sleeves of the pure white Taoist robe were glued into the wine bowl and wet a lot, Tang Wuyue's face turned dark, but Gai Fan laughed so hard that he fell down: "Ai yo, boy, you are so interesting, I believe you completely now It’s not a stupid sheep, it’s stupid to steal Taoist robes and forget to have sleeves, hahaha must like it!”

'Chi la——' The sound of the fabric breaking made Gedoran, who had stepped onto the Naihe Bridge with one leg, shudder.

Tang Wuyue tore the wet Chunyang Taoist robe and threw it on the ground like a rag, revealing the black and blue clothes he wore inside. This was a habit he developed after returning from the Valley of Myriad Tribulations. , No matter what he wears outside, he must put on his own clothes inside, because he thinks his own clothes are more difficult to take off.

Gai Fan didn't feel at all that he was the culprit and should apologize: "That's right, Tang Mengmeng should wear hard clothes, tsk tsk, this look is pleasing to the eye, what kind of trouble is going to be caused by dressing like a Huashan stupid sheep Slightly." She has absolutely no intention of hating the stupid sheep and weaklings, and she definitely doesn't want to go to the stupid sheep just because the girl who first confessed to her to open the door to the new world is a sheep!

Regardless of whether the bowl of wine is left or not, there is no way to drink it anymore. Tang Wuyue sat down next to Sister Beggar with a depressed face, picked up the wine bowl on the table and was about to drink, but was stopped by someone lips.Looking up, he saw a handsome man with strong eyebrows, big eyes, and a heroic figure. He was sitting opposite Gavan, someone she knew all along: "Gavan, what do you mean by your friend, that you don't welcome me?"

Qiao Feng didn't seem to notice the wink Gavin envoy gave him at all, and said sternly: "I don't mean that, it's just that the girl is still young, she really shouldn't drink."

Should Qiao Feng be said to be bold? He didn't let go of the two Achilles' heel of Tang Wuyue, 'not growing up' and 'not a man', his dark face suddenly became darker, and he said through gritted teeth: "First, I'm not a girl , I wear those clothes because I really have nothing else to wear! Second, I am not young at all, I just turned eighteen a few days ago, let alone drinking, even sleeping women should not be stopped!"

Anyway, it has been nearly four months since he came to Da Song, and he is indeed living enough to be an adult, but because the time and the year do not match, he and Godolan are busy on the road, so there is no birthday.

In fact, Tang Wuyue didn't really care much about other people's misidentification of his gender, but Duan Yu's deliberate avoidance until he became a man stabbed him severely.He asked himself that he did his best to treat Duan Yu. After all, he came to this strange time and space and met the first person who expressed friendliness. Although he had thought of killing him, but because of the subtle feeling in his heart, he never really did it. Do your best to find an antidote for him.

However, the result is this...

Tang Wuyue looked at the guy who had been trying to hide behind other people since he went upstairs, and even went under the table, and smiled silently: "You don't believe I'm a man?" He raised his eyebrows and took the initiative to hide. He grabbed Qiao Feng's hand and pressed it on a certain male organ below him, "There is no evidence for what you say, so you should believe it."

"Paotai, how can you be so funny hahahaha—" Gavan laughed so hard that he rolled under the table.

"You... I... 0 mouth 0" In the confusion, Qiao Feng couldn't just move his hand away immediately because of his words. Suddenly, his arm sank, followed by a sharp pain. "Hiss—" he raised his hand to look, It turned out that the cat that Tang Wuyue had been holding in his arms was hanging on his arm and biting vigorously.Since he had just offended the cat's owner, he didn't dare to hit the cat hard, so he could only endure the pain and take the cat off his body and return it to others.

Tang Wuyue stroked Gedoran's head with a fake smile: "It's better to make your tricks brighter when walking in the rivers and lakes, so don't admit your mistakes and call them wrong in the future. Gai Fan, this person is your friend, right? Can you introduce me?"

Gai Fan, who was out of breath, patted his chest hard, and it took him a long time to calm down: "This is Qiao Feng, the current leader of the Beggar Gang. That kid... eh? Where is that pretty boy who can drink?"

"You mean Duan Yu." Tang Wuyue grabbed back Duan Yu, who thought he was hiding his whereabouts and had successfully sneaked to the stairs, and could see the dawn of victory immediately, "It's no coincidence that there is no book, I came all the way to Suzhou just because of this guy."

Duan Yu's belt was caught by claws, unless he didn't want to run away with his trousers up, he would have to be caught like a quail now and poked at Tang Wuyue's side, laughing embarrassingly: "Tang Gu...cough, Tang Shaoxia Be careful, I'm not...I'm not drunk too much and I'm anxious and embarrassed to disturb your elegant mood, so I sneaked away, hehehe."

"So, I have to thank you, right?"

"No, no, how dare I bother you old man hahahaha—" Duan Yu sneered at Tang Wuyue while trying hard to untie the belt, "You must! Be sure! Don't worry about it!"

However, there is another person whose mood is also extremely chaotic, that is, he was just forced to touch the egg of a man dressed like a Taoist nun, and then found out that the 'Nan Murong' he thought was the wrong person: "What? You... Aren't you Murong Fu, Young Master Murong?"

Duan Yu hastily threw down the belt that was getting tighter and tighter, and said: "My little brother's surname is Duan Mingyu, but he is from Dali. Brother Qiao admitted the wrong person." He also told how he was captured by Jiumozhi, and how he met two of Murong Fu's men. The matter of the maid and the cousin was very brief.Although he was making a long story short, although he mentioned Murong Fu's cousin in various unnatural ways, he did not hide anything, and he did not even put any embellishments to cover up all kinds of unlucky scandals about himself.

As a result, these two people actually saw each other, chatted happily, and even married Jinlan after seeing each other. Seeing that they had progressed to the point of telling each other their age and pinching earth as incense, they worshiped the heaven and earth, and worshiped Gaotang and the couple (hey, hey, yes Strange stuff got mixed in!) to the point.

Tang Wuyue and Ge Fan who were watching by the side, as well as their little friend Godolan who was grinning and grinning, were all stunned.

After being stunned, Gavan knocked the table away: "Damn it, my sister finally found a pure man who looks reliable. The relationship is just that I didn't meet the person who made him gay!"

Tang Wuyue suppressed a smile, and pretended to be sympathetic, patting this standard female man who had such good eyesight that he hadn't recognized his gender from the beginning: "Sister beggar...although I really want to say a word of condolences to suit the occasion, But they are just worshiping brothers, you really think too much."

Unexpectedly, Gai Fan suddenly put his hands on Tang Wuyue's shoulders, and said very earnestly: "Little Tangmen, do you want to think about my sister? Although my sister is a few years older than you, she has breasts, waist and buttocks, but my master has tested her." Absolutely easy to give birth, and I can help you get the task target down to half blood and let you pick up the head, and I will hold you in the sky on the way, so you don't have to worry about falling from the sky and breaking your leg if you don't have enough strength! "

Tang Wuyue was stunned again: "Sister Beggar, don't be like this—"

He was kissed.

In broad daylight and under the watchful eyes of everyone, he was kissed by a fat cat.

Although he knew that this cat was transformed by Gedoran (the reason for the transformation is unknown), although he was attacked and kissed by this cat when he was sleeping, eating, adjusting breath, and doing crossbow arrows, but... at least at that time he was A man is not a cat!

"Ci'ao's cat hair!" Tang Wuyue threw aside Gedoran, who was trying to stick his tongue into his mouth and stirred, and poohed desperately.

"Ci'ao engages in Kiga humans and beasts! Do you want to be so harsh!" Sister Beggar was about to cry. June Feixue asked Qingtian speechlessly. Don't ask her why she knew that the cat was male. When Feng's arms were on his lower abdomen, he had already seen all of them.

Tang Wuyue put a heavy weight on his back, and at the same time a cup of tea was brought to his mouth. He knew who it was by the gray skin, so he drank from the teacup in that hand and rinsed his mouth without thinking.

Sitting next to him and seeing with his own eyes the cool Mingjiao man who suddenly appeared out of nowhere pressing down on the cute and savage Pao Tai affectionately showing his affection, Gavan lifted the table again: "Titanium alloy dog ​​eyes want Is there any reason for being blinded by the flash! Don’t you know that Xiuen’ai dies so fast! My mother wishes you lovers to become brothers and sisters! The most important thing is——Why is there no evil charm around my mother? The cool, handsome, domineering, pure man treats my sister affectionately!"

As soon as these words came out, Godolan and Tang Wuyue laughed, while Qiao Feng and Duan Yu, who had just finished praying and were about to come back to continue drinking, cried.

"Sister beggar, please don't be so funny. He and I are both men. How could we be brothers and sisters who have been separated for many years? This sentence is most suitable for Duan Yu. This is his personal experience." The person who said this was After rinsing his mouth, he gave Gedoran an elbow in the heart, Tang Wuyue, who had a very happy expression.

"Sister Beggar, you are called Bofan, right? Tsk tsk tsk tsk, such an easy-to-understand and easy-to-understand name really fits the image of your beggar gang." Meaning to leave Tang Wuyue, he casually pushed back his untied hair, so handsome that he couldn't look directly at him, "Let's make it clear in advance, daughter-in-law... is Ayue, he is mine, who are you?" If I dare to hit his idea, I will kill him in minutes."

When he said this, he stared at Duan Yu, and ended up getting another elbow.

After three seconds of being handsome, Godolan's expression turned into a dog-legged smirk again: "Daughter-in-law, I was handsome just now, so handsome~ You see, how can you hold me so handsome~ Hurry up and marry me Let’s go back to Tangjiabao~~~~~”

Tang Wuyue was silent for three seconds under the gaze of everyone on the second floor of the restaurant that suddenly quieted down, then stretched out her leg and kicked: "Get out!"

The author has something to say: Although Kawenka is very ecstasy, I am very happy to write~

Cannon too meow brothers and beggars are too cute 23333

Thank you Maomao and sera for mine~ I love you guys~

By the way, please comment _(:з」∠)_ I spent money to buy V and didn’t take a picture to save it for a visit. Don’t you feel panicked?