[Sword Three + Tianlong] Tangmen Zhengtai
Chapter 4 Picking up girls is a natural skill
After Tang Wuyue and Duan Yu spoke a few words, Zuo Zong's disciples of the Wuliang Sword Sect had already surrounded the two of them under Zuo Zimu's order: "Arrest these two ignorant little thieves! Don't hold back, just hit me hard!"
"Who are you calling a thief!" Tang Wuyue, who didn't want to be scolded at all, was not afraid of these guys who seemed to be incompetent in martial arts, and shot a group of rainstorm pear blossom needles on the ground with a thousand receivers in his hand.
Zuo Zimu should be thankful that the arrows and mechanisms in Tang Wuyue's thousand receivers were just made by the mechanism piglets, such as the rainstorm pear blossom needle and the poison dart, which have not been poisoned yet, but are produced only by hidden weapons. The powerful attack power made the five or six people in front of him roll to the ground screaming in pain.
Duan Yu doesn't know martial arts at all, but he doesn't have stage fright at all. On the contrary, he stood upright behind Tang Wuyue and muttered to the Buddha: "Why are you so tyrannical, old man? There is a saying in the Buddhist scriptures: 'Infinity has four, one kindness , two sorrows, three joys, and four homes.'Since your sect lives in Wuliang Mountain and is called the Wuliang Sword School, you should also understand the meaning of 'Wuliang'. The heart of joy is kindness, the heart of suffering is compassion, and the joy of all beings The heart of freedom from suffering, misfortune, and happiness is called joy, and all sentient beings are equal and equal to each other. The Buddha of Infinite Life is also Amitabha. Amitabha, Amitabha..."
He was nagging about Buddha and chanting sutras, and a disciple of the Eastern Sect who just got up from the ground while covering his wound suddenly swung his left hand and slapped Duan Yu firmly in the face. Immediately it became swollen, not to mention, and pushed his whole body out.
Duan Yu gurgled and rolled twice on the ground, successfully triggered the two poison traps that Tang Wuyue had buried, and then bumped his head against the table leg.
Tang Wuyue hadn't fought anyone for a long time and was having a lively fight with Zuo Zimu. After turning around and seeing Duan Yu's miserable appearance, he still couldn't bear it. Another thunderbolt was thrown towards Zuo Zimu and successfully stunned Zuo Zimu. He jumped back quickly He rushed over and reached out to help him up: "You don't know martial arts, why join in the fun? Even if you join in the fun, why don't you run away if those people want to beat you? It doesn't hurt to be beaten."
Duan Yu scratched his head, his face was covered with red Wuzhi Mountain and dusty dust, he looked quite embarrassed: "Although I, Duan Yu, have no skills, I am still a man anyway, how could I leave Miss Wuyue and run alone? Lose."
"Wuyue, Xiaoyue, call it whatever you want, but give me the word 'sister'." Tang Wuyue seldom heard the words "girls are long and girls are short" around her, but she often watched Tang Wule molesting girls—— It often starts with "what's wrong with Chacha girl" and ends with "what's up with circle girl", which is obviously not a good word!
"Okay, okay." Duan Yu didn't know why Tang Wuyue disliked titles like 'girl' and 'sister', but this did not prevent him from happily doing so, "Wuyue, you...Wuyue, be careful behind you!"
Duan Yu just failed to complete the simple movement of dodging the slap on the shoulders, but at this moment, he did not know where the strength burst out, and he abruptly changed Tang Wuyue's position and his own, and replaced him with the back. The sword stabbing towards Zuo Zimu.Seeing that Duan Yu was about to be pierced by the three-foot Qingfeng, unexpectedly Jianzhi Houxin suddenly flew down from mid-air and wrapped a snake around Zuo Zimu's wrist.
This snake is cold and greasy, it squirms as soon as it is wrapped around the wrist, it is more than a foot long in blue and red, it is a highly poisonous red snake.
Tang Wuyue half supported and half carried Duan Yu, who was much taller than herself by a head, and looked at the startled Zuo Zimu with cold eyes. He shook his arms vigorously and finally got rid of the snake, but the snake followed the force of the throw He grabbed Gong Guangjie's collar and swam in, so that he had to reach out and insert his hand into his collar to search for his vest, but he couldn't find anything, so he jumped up and down in a hurry to undress.
"Hee hee, grab it, grab it, the more you grab it, the harder it will drill." Silver-like laughter came from the top of their heads, and everyone looked up, only to see a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy The girl in the green shirt sat on the beam with a smile like a flower, holding a dozen small snakes about a foot long in her hand.These small snakes are green or flowery, and they are all poisonous snakes, but the girl holds them like ordinary playthings without fear, "Oh, old man with a long beard, why did you kill my snake! Pay me quickly, or I will be rude! "
Zuo Zimu lost his temper one after another today, and now he is completely furious: "Whose girl are you, what are you doing here, come down for me!"
Letting the old and the young quarrel upside down, Tang Wuyue found a clean stool for Duan Yu to sit on, and gave him an antidote first: "You don't know how to fight, why did you want to do it just now?" Block that sword for me?" He took out a handkerchief from his purse and wiped his face, "If that person hadn't intervened, you would have died."
Hearing Tang Wuyue's concern, Duan Yu only felt that he was about to become a fairy, and he wanted to say something but was afraid of being abrupt, but he thought in his heart that even if he was injured and died to save the fairy sister, this time I'm afraid there will be no regrets.
Tang Wuyue has never met a person like Duan Yu, who is as fragile as a sugar man who will shatter if he exerts force, but he treats him sincerely and protects him everywhere, although this person is a bit dull and sometimes acts silly, Sometimes it's smarter...
"Hey, do you two want to eat melon seeds? Come up and eat together~"
Tang Wuyue reached out to catch the two melon seeds that were thrown at him and Duan Yu and looked up. It turned out that the girl ran to the beam above their heads at some point, her feet dangling and licking the melon seeds, while the Wuliang Sword Sect and the others The guests they invited were all huddled together noisily, not knowing what they were doing.
Duan Yu was taken aback for a moment before saying: "We can't go up without a ladder."
"This is easy!" The girl kicked the melon seeds into her arms, untied a green silk belt from her waist, and let it hang down, "You will grab the belt later, and I will pull you up."
"I'm heavy, you can't pull it." Duan Yu is the only one who can answer in such a stupid way.
"Try it, you won't die from the fall..." The girl suddenly widened her eyes and silenced her voice.
But Tang Wuyue, who has been silent all this time, hugged Duan Yu's waist with both hands, tapped his toes to the ground, and leaped high like a bird, and landed steadily beside the girl, just in response to the Tang Sect's lightness kung fu 'bird' Xiangbikong' name.However, due to Tang Wuyue's petite stature, it seemed to others that Duan Yu hugged him and climbed onto the beam with light work.
The girl stuffed a handful of melon seeds into the hands of both of them, and knowing that the two had just hid aside, she gave a friendly commentary: "The junior brother of the bearded old man died just now, and there was a poisonous drug written on his body, 'Shen Nong Gang! Killing the Infinite Sword', and then that bearded old man sent his disciples out to investigate, and it's time to come back now?"
As soon as the words were finished, Gong Guangjie and Gan Guanghao, who were sent out, rushed back, with a look of panic on their faces: "Master, there are seventy or eighty members of the Shennong Gang guarding the mountain road, saying that no one is allowed to go down the mountain. "Gong Guangjie also presented a letter, "They shot it with arrows, and the cover was so rude."
When he saw the letter on the envelope, "Words to Zuo Zimu", he didn't accept the letter, but just sneered: "Seven or eighty people want to destroy the Wuliangjian? How can such a cheap thing come about! Guangjie, open it and have a look. "
"Hee hee, the villain who beat you is about to die, are you happy?" The girl whispered in Duan Yu's ear after seeing Gong Guangjie opened the envelope and took out the letterhead.
Duan Yu was startled: "Why?" I don't know if he was asking why he was happy or why the man died.
The girl dangled her feet on the beam, spat out the melon seeds all over the place, and said happily, "Because there is poison in that letter."
Duan Yu was taken aback again and said: "Extremely poisonous? Is it so powerful?" Then he said again, "Can you save him?"
"This level can't be considered highly poisonous." Tang Wuyue answered Duan Yu's words softly. Tang Sect's bow and crossbow organs, concealed weapons, disguise and use of poison are all the best in the world, and the latter is only the Miaojiang Five Poison Sect. Be able to stand shoulder to shoulder with it.After a little hesitation, he flicked his fingertips, and with the sound of piercing through the air, the two melon seeds he took hit the tiger's mouth of Gong Guangjie's hands respectively, but one was chopped off by Zuo Zimu's extremely precise sword.
"Xiao Xiaotu is also rampant, how dare he sneak attack from behind! Take care of the Shennong Gang that killed my apprentice for me, and then come to take care of you!" Zuo Zimu cursed a few words before closing his momentum, and stood beside Gong Guangjie to listen to him read the letter.
"Fish lips..." After muttering, Tang Wuyue didn't bother to talk to that old man who didn't know good from bad and didn't know good from evil. After giving Duan Yu a blank look, he turned his head to stare at the painted red wooden pillar and went to kowtow seeds.
Gong Guangjie, who didn't know that he didn't have to die, but was cut off by his personal master, was still reading the letter seriously: "...I will cut off my right hand, break my weapon, and withdraw from Wuliang Mountain and Sword Lake within one hour. Palace, otherwise the immeasurable sword will not be left behind."
Xin Shuangqing, the lord of Wuliangjianxi Sect who had been watching from the sidelines, said with a sneer, "What is the Shennong Gang? It's such a big boast!"
Before she finished speaking, there was a sudden 'bang', and Gong Guangjie fell on his back.Zuo Zimu took two steps forward, flipped his palms and used skill to push Gan Guanghao who was going to help him three steps away, and shouted: "I'm afraid it's poisonous, don't touch him!"
The muscles on Gong Guangjie's face twitched uncontrollably, the palm of the hand holding the letter turned black instantly, his feet straightened a few times, and he died in an instant.
Duan Yu looked pitifully at the back of Tang Wuyue's head for a long time, and was embarrassed to grab the girl's clothes, and asked the girl in a low voice, "Are you also from the Shennong Gang?"
The girl raised her eyebrows and said angrily, "Bah! I'm not, what nonsense are you talking about?"
Duan Yu scratched his head: "Then how do you know the letter is poisonous?"
"What's your reasoning? She also saw that there was poison in the letter. Could it be that she is also a member of the Shennong Gang?" The girl pointed at Tang Wuyue who was eating melon seeds with her back facing them, her cheeks puffed up. Her hamsters are generally very cute, "The skill of poisoning is superficial, and it can be seen at a glance. Such a stupid method can only harm ignorant people like them. But she is also a master of poisoning." Woolen cloth."
Duan Yu turned his head repeatedly, but in the end he had to admit that the girl was referring to Tang Wuyue.
Hearing this, Zuo Zimu looked at the letter in Gong Guangjie's hand, at first he didn't see anything unusual, but when he turned his head and looked carefully, he saw faint blue phosphorescence flickering on the envelope and letter paper.Most people who play drugs should not be offended, this is a common practice in the Jianghu, Zuo Zimu couldn't help but tremble in his heart, raised his head and cupped his hands to the three people on the beam: "I don't know the names of the two girls?" Honor was ignored.
"Who are you calling a thief!" Tang Wuyue, who didn't want to be scolded at all, was not afraid of these guys who seemed to be incompetent in martial arts, and shot a group of rainstorm pear blossom needles on the ground with a thousand receivers in his hand.
Zuo Zimu should be thankful that the arrows and mechanisms in Tang Wuyue's thousand receivers were just made by the mechanism piglets, such as the rainstorm pear blossom needle and the poison dart, which have not been poisoned yet, but are produced only by hidden weapons. The powerful attack power made the five or six people in front of him roll to the ground screaming in pain.
Duan Yu doesn't know martial arts at all, but he doesn't have stage fright at all. On the contrary, he stood upright behind Tang Wuyue and muttered to the Buddha: "Why are you so tyrannical, old man? There is a saying in the Buddhist scriptures: 'Infinity has four, one kindness , two sorrows, three joys, and four homes.'Since your sect lives in Wuliang Mountain and is called the Wuliang Sword School, you should also understand the meaning of 'Wuliang'. The heart of joy is kindness, the heart of suffering is compassion, and the joy of all beings The heart of freedom from suffering, misfortune, and happiness is called joy, and all sentient beings are equal and equal to each other. The Buddha of Infinite Life is also Amitabha. Amitabha, Amitabha..."
He was nagging about Buddha and chanting sutras, and a disciple of the Eastern Sect who just got up from the ground while covering his wound suddenly swung his left hand and slapped Duan Yu firmly in the face. Immediately it became swollen, not to mention, and pushed his whole body out.
Duan Yu gurgled and rolled twice on the ground, successfully triggered the two poison traps that Tang Wuyue had buried, and then bumped his head against the table leg.
Tang Wuyue hadn't fought anyone for a long time and was having a lively fight with Zuo Zimu. After turning around and seeing Duan Yu's miserable appearance, he still couldn't bear it. Another thunderbolt was thrown towards Zuo Zimu and successfully stunned Zuo Zimu. He jumped back quickly He rushed over and reached out to help him up: "You don't know martial arts, why join in the fun? Even if you join in the fun, why don't you run away if those people want to beat you? It doesn't hurt to be beaten."
Duan Yu scratched his head, his face was covered with red Wuzhi Mountain and dusty dust, he looked quite embarrassed: "Although I, Duan Yu, have no skills, I am still a man anyway, how could I leave Miss Wuyue and run alone? Lose."
"Wuyue, Xiaoyue, call it whatever you want, but give me the word 'sister'." Tang Wuyue seldom heard the words "girls are long and girls are short" around her, but she often watched Tang Wule molesting girls—— It often starts with "what's wrong with Chacha girl" and ends with "what's up with circle girl", which is obviously not a good word!
"Okay, okay." Duan Yu didn't know why Tang Wuyue disliked titles like 'girl' and 'sister', but this did not prevent him from happily doing so, "Wuyue, you...Wuyue, be careful behind you!"
Duan Yu just failed to complete the simple movement of dodging the slap on the shoulders, but at this moment, he did not know where the strength burst out, and he abruptly changed Tang Wuyue's position and his own, and replaced him with the back. The sword stabbing towards Zuo Zimu.Seeing that Duan Yu was about to be pierced by the three-foot Qingfeng, unexpectedly Jianzhi Houxin suddenly flew down from mid-air and wrapped a snake around Zuo Zimu's wrist.
This snake is cold and greasy, it squirms as soon as it is wrapped around the wrist, it is more than a foot long in blue and red, it is a highly poisonous red snake.
Tang Wuyue half supported and half carried Duan Yu, who was much taller than herself by a head, and looked at the startled Zuo Zimu with cold eyes. He shook his arms vigorously and finally got rid of the snake, but the snake followed the force of the throw He grabbed Gong Guangjie's collar and swam in, so that he had to reach out and insert his hand into his collar to search for his vest, but he couldn't find anything, so he jumped up and down in a hurry to undress.
"Hee hee, grab it, grab it, the more you grab it, the harder it will drill." Silver-like laughter came from the top of their heads, and everyone looked up, only to see a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy The girl in the green shirt sat on the beam with a smile like a flower, holding a dozen small snakes about a foot long in her hand.These small snakes are green or flowery, and they are all poisonous snakes, but the girl holds them like ordinary playthings without fear, "Oh, old man with a long beard, why did you kill my snake! Pay me quickly, or I will be rude! "
Zuo Zimu lost his temper one after another today, and now he is completely furious: "Whose girl are you, what are you doing here, come down for me!"
Letting the old and the young quarrel upside down, Tang Wuyue found a clean stool for Duan Yu to sit on, and gave him an antidote first: "You don't know how to fight, why did you want to do it just now?" Block that sword for me?" He took out a handkerchief from his purse and wiped his face, "If that person hadn't intervened, you would have died."
Hearing Tang Wuyue's concern, Duan Yu only felt that he was about to become a fairy, and he wanted to say something but was afraid of being abrupt, but he thought in his heart that even if he was injured and died to save the fairy sister, this time I'm afraid there will be no regrets.
Tang Wuyue has never met a person like Duan Yu, who is as fragile as a sugar man who will shatter if he exerts force, but he treats him sincerely and protects him everywhere, although this person is a bit dull and sometimes acts silly, Sometimes it's smarter...
"Hey, do you two want to eat melon seeds? Come up and eat together~"
Tang Wuyue reached out to catch the two melon seeds that were thrown at him and Duan Yu and looked up. It turned out that the girl ran to the beam above their heads at some point, her feet dangling and licking the melon seeds, while the Wuliang Sword Sect and the others The guests they invited were all huddled together noisily, not knowing what they were doing.
Duan Yu was taken aback for a moment before saying: "We can't go up without a ladder."
"This is easy!" The girl kicked the melon seeds into her arms, untied a green silk belt from her waist, and let it hang down, "You will grab the belt later, and I will pull you up."
"I'm heavy, you can't pull it." Duan Yu is the only one who can answer in such a stupid way.
"Try it, you won't die from the fall..." The girl suddenly widened her eyes and silenced her voice.
But Tang Wuyue, who has been silent all this time, hugged Duan Yu's waist with both hands, tapped his toes to the ground, and leaped high like a bird, and landed steadily beside the girl, just in response to the Tang Sect's lightness kung fu 'bird' Xiangbikong' name.However, due to Tang Wuyue's petite stature, it seemed to others that Duan Yu hugged him and climbed onto the beam with light work.
The girl stuffed a handful of melon seeds into the hands of both of them, and knowing that the two had just hid aside, she gave a friendly commentary: "The junior brother of the bearded old man died just now, and there was a poisonous drug written on his body, 'Shen Nong Gang! Killing the Infinite Sword', and then that bearded old man sent his disciples out to investigate, and it's time to come back now?"
As soon as the words were finished, Gong Guangjie and Gan Guanghao, who were sent out, rushed back, with a look of panic on their faces: "Master, there are seventy or eighty members of the Shennong Gang guarding the mountain road, saying that no one is allowed to go down the mountain. "Gong Guangjie also presented a letter, "They shot it with arrows, and the cover was so rude."
When he saw the letter on the envelope, "Words to Zuo Zimu", he didn't accept the letter, but just sneered: "Seven or eighty people want to destroy the Wuliangjian? How can such a cheap thing come about! Guangjie, open it and have a look. "
"Hee hee, the villain who beat you is about to die, are you happy?" The girl whispered in Duan Yu's ear after seeing Gong Guangjie opened the envelope and took out the letterhead.
Duan Yu was startled: "Why?" I don't know if he was asking why he was happy or why the man died.
The girl dangled her feet on the beam, spat out the melon seeds all over the place, and said happily, "Because there is poison in that letter."
Duan Yu was taken aback again and said: "Extremely poisonous? Is it so powerful?" Then he said again, "Can you save him?"
"This level can't be considered highly poisonous." Tang Wuyue answered Duan Yu's words softly. Tang Sect's bow and crossbow organs, concealed weapons, disguise and use of poison are all the best in the world, and the latter is only the Miaojiang Five Poison Sect. Be able to stand shoulder to shoulder with it.After a little hesitation, he flicked his fingertips, and with the sound of piercing through the air, the two melon seeds he took hit the tiger's mouth of Gong Guangjie's hands respectively, but one was chopped off by Zuo Zimu's extremely precise sword.
"Xiao Xiaotu is also rampant, how dare he sneak attack from behind! Take care of the Shennong Gang that killed my apprentice for me, and then come to take care of you!" Zuo Zimu cursed a few words before closing his momentum, and stood beside Gong Guangjie to listen to him read the letter.
"Fish lips..." After muttering, Tang Wuyue didn't bother to talk to that old man who didn't know good from bad and didn't know good from evil. After giving Duan Yu a blank look, he turned his head to stare at the painted red wooden pillar and went to kowtow seeds.
Gong Guangjie, who didn't know that he didn't have to die, but was cut off by his personal master, was still reading the letter seriously: "...I will cut off my right hand, break my weapon, and withdraw from Wuliang Mountain and Sword Lake within one hour. Palace, otherwise the immeasurable sword will not be left behind."
Xin Shuangqing, the lord of Wuliangjianxi Sect who had been watching from the sidelines, said with a sneer, "What is the Shennong Gang? It's such a big boast!"
Before she finished speaking, there was a sudden 'bang', and Gong Guangjie fell on his back.Zuo Zimu took two steps forward, flipped his palms and used skill to push Gan Guanghao who was going to help him three steps away, and shouted: "I'm afraid it's poisonous, don't touch him!"
The muscles on Gong Guangjie's face twitched uncontrollably, the palm of the hand holding the letter turned black instantly, his feet straightened a few times, and he died in an instant.
Duan Yu looked pitifully at the back of Tang Wuyue's head for a long time, and was embarrassed to grab the girl's clothes, and asked the girl in a low voice, "Are you also from the Shennong Gang?"
The girl raised her eyebrows and said angrily, "Bah! I'm not, what nonsense are you talking about?"
Duan Yu scratched his head: "Then how do you know the letter is poisonous?"
"What's your reasoning? She also saw that there was poison in the letter. Could it be that she is also a member of the Shennong Gang?" The girl pointed at Tang Wuyue who was eating melon seeds with her back facing them, her cheeks puffed up. Her hamsters are generally very cute, "The skill of poisoning is superficial, and it can be seen at a glance. Such a stupid method can only harm ignorant people like them. But she is also a master of poisoning." Woolen cloth."
Duan Yu turned his head repeatedly, but in the end he had to admit that the girl was referring to Tang Wuyue.
Hearing this, Zuo Zimu looked at the letter in Gong Guangjie's hand, at first he didn't see anything unusual, but when he turned his head and looked carefully, he saw faint blue phosphorescence flickering on the envelope and letter paper.Most people who play drugs should not be offended, this is a common practice in the Jianghu, Zuo Zimu couldn't help but tremble in his heart, raised his head and cupped his hands to the three people on the beam: "I don't know the names of the two girls?" Honor was ignored.
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