[Sword Three + Tianlong] Tangmen Zhengtai
Chapter 9 Lucky EX just can't die
"Brother Duan! What's wrong with you, Brother Duan!! How are you, Brother Duan!!!"
In Zhong Ling'er's screaming call, Duan Yu finally didn't do anything embarrassing other than nosebleeds: "I'm fine, Miss Zhong don't have to worry." Although his whole heart is now hanging on Tang Wu Yue, but still instinctively considerate to all women.
"My lightning marten has eaten thousands of poisonous snakes in my life. Its teeth are very poisonous, but I don't know that even its claws are so poisonous." Zhong Linger stroked the chipmunk obediently nestled on her chest. With a gloomy expression on his little head, "If I had restrained it a little bit before, Brother Duan, you wouldn't have to suffer from these innocence."
Duan Yu smiled back: "Ms. Zhong, don't blame yourself. The Buddha said: 'Sometimes there must be a hit, and when there is no hit, don't force it.' If you get this poison, you will probably be fate if you meet Miss Zhong. If Duan Yu Yu's little life was lost on this Wuliang Mountain, I'm afraid it is also predestined, so why bother yourself?"
Zhong Ling'er was so dizzy by Duan Yu's lecture on Buddhism, she didn't know what to say for a while, but she heard the sound of the wind whistling, looked up, and saw Tang Wuyue who had just left for less than a quarter of an hour Spread your wings and ride the wind.She waved her hands excitedly and shouted loudly: "Wuyue, Wuyue! We are here~"
Tang Wuyue nodded expressionlessly at Duan Yu as a greeting, then looked at Zhong Ling'er and said, "I thought your father would probably not hand over the unique antidote to a stranger, Zhong Ling, can you give me a token?" , so that your father can deliver the antidote to me without suspicion?" He hesitated for a while before continuing as if he had made up his mind, "It's best, it's best to use personal items..."
The reason why he hesitated was because he knew that it was not appropriate for a man to ask for a woman's intimate clothing and accessories, but the problem was that Zhong Linger and even Duan Yu always regarded him as a girl, so naturally he didn't think there was anything wrong.Just when she was considering whether to take away the hairpin, handkerchief, belt or embroidered shoes to Tang Wuyue, Fulin suddenly felt the other party's fiery eyes staring at her——
Tang Wuyue gazed enthusiastically at the delicate leather pouch hanging around Zhong Ling'er's waist to hold snake gall and melon seeds, which meant... self-evident.
She couldn't help turning her body sideways, followed by someone's gaze becoming more explicit, as if she could see through the clothes and body to see the melon seeds she swore to get.Finally, Zhong Ling'er, who still couldn't control it, had to take off the small leather bag on her waist, and threw it to Tang Wuyue: "Here, here you are, with this purse embroidered by my mother, my father will definitely recognize it. from."
Tang Wuyue, who caught the melon seeds steadily without falling out, showed a satisfied smile, like a Persian cat basking in the sun after eating.He didn't say anything, just packed the bags and melon seeds carefully, then nodded to Duan Yu and flew away with the kite.
then……
Another two tubes of nosebleeds flowed down...
"Brother Duan! Brother Duan, what's wrong with you!! Brother Duan, are you alright!!!" Thinking of the good melon seeds that Shi Yu snatched from Fangliang before, I suddenly had doubts about whether this guy would know martial arts, so I just Hearing a loud bang, Duan Yu was shaken to the ground by her, and landed on the back of his head.
Duan Yu was so dizzy from the fall, but he was really lucky that he didn't have a concussion when he landed on the back of his head, but he was a little annoyed even if he was so good-tempered.As soon as she promised Haosheng's caregiver, she turned her head and deliberately hurt her. Even a woman can't be so distrustful: "Why are you doing such a prank? It hurt me so much!"
When Zhong Linger first pushed Duan Yu off the horse, she was quite regretful and guilty, but when he yelled like this, she became more confident: "Hmph, I want to try you again, see if you are pretending, or if you really don't know martial arts?" In case some people with ulterior motives want to misbehave with Wuyue, I am doing this for your own good!"
"What's the matter!" Duan Yu said angrily, stretched out his hand to wipe the back of his head, only to see that his hand was covered with blood, and his back collar was wet.His injury was actually not serious, but seeing so much blood flow, he couldn't help crying out 'ouch, ouch'.
Zhong Ling'er, who was frightened by the huge amount of bleeding, couldn't bear it anymore, and hurriedly took out a handkerchief to stop the bleeding, Duan Yu was annoyed, instead of taking the handkerchief, he stretched out his hand and pushed, "I don't need you to curry favor, I ignore you. "He just pushed it casually, but it happened to be facing Zhong Linger's chest.Zhong Ling'er obviously practiced too much and didn't think about it, she hooked his wrist with her backhand without thinking, took advantage of the trend, and threw Duan Yu straight out.
Although they arrived at the foot of the mountain, it was still far away from the boundless mountainous area, and they walked on a small flat road that was stepped around the mountain.Zhong Linger threw Duan Yu down with this throw. Before she realized what happened, Duan Yu was already rolling down the slope like a ball and disappeared.
Zhong Ling'er was frightened silly by this, she poked her head to look over there, and besides the bottomless hillside was the infinite lake with sparkling waves, beautiful but dizzy: "Oh no Oh no, I got rid of him! How can I explain to Sister Tang now...and I can't go home..." Zhong Linger, who knew that she had gotten into trouble, turned around Long Zi, who was eager to try in the direction where Duan Yu was rolling down. After several laps, even the horse was almost dizzy by her before jumping on the horse, "Good horse, good horse, take me down the mountain to find Sister Mu, she will definitely come up with a good idea!"
Reluctantly, Long Zi glanced back in that direction, then raised his hooves and ran down the mountain.
Leaving aside Zhong Ling'er who was already in a panic, Tang Wuyue, who was meditating cross-legged by the Wuliang Lake, was speechless looking at Duan Yu who was covered in grass clippings rolling in front of him. The dirt ones are even worse than the little beggars on the side of the road, but after rolling down, there is no movement.
Tang Wuyue leaned over to feel her pulse, she was still angry, but passed out.He breathed a sigh of relief, began to pinch Duan Yu, and rubbed his chest vigorously.After a long time, Duan Yu woke up slowly, only to feel the pain in the back of the head was very soft, and smelled a smell of barbecue with a bit of watery smell in his nose.
Trying to open the heavy eyelids, at the beginning, I could only see a short pink figure busy by the fire, and the fragrance seemed to be coming from there.Duan Yu's field of vision gradually adapted to the darkening sky and became clearer. Although he was screaming for pain everywhere, he saw Tang Wuyue virtuously grilling fish, shrimp, pheasant and hare, and there were worried voices floating over from time to time. There was a sudden sense of satisfaction in his eyes that 'this life and death will be no regrets'.
"Are you awake?" Tang Wuyue noticed the sight behind her, so she grabbed a leaf and wiped her hands, walked over, and pushed Duan Yu back when he wanted to sit up, "Don't move around, although your injury is not serious, at least Get some rest tonight."
Duan Yu obediently nodded and obeyed, lay down and lay back but grabbed Tang Wuyue's wrist: "That, that... Miss Tang, it's really hard to repay your life-saving grace..."
Tang Wuyue patted Duan Yu's head. This time, he didn't have to worry about not being tall enough to be photographed. He comforted him solemnly: "It's okay, I won't let you agree with me."
"By, with your body—!" Duan Yu, who has been acting like a fool all the time, is actually very simple in heart and didn't expect that stump to go up. He was shocked, and regret followed, "Why didn't I think of it? It’s great to be able to look good..."
"..." Tang Wuyue, who just learned from the elder brother and second brother Fan Er but didn't quite understand the meaning of it, pretended not to hear Duan Yu's muttering, and he put aside Duan Yu's stinky hands with a firm attitude, He went to the fire to get two sticks with grilled fish and shrimp on them, and handed one to Duan Yu, "You must be hungry too, I'm not good at cooking, so let's make do with it today."
Duan Yu originally wanted to say that as long as it was made by Tang Wuyue, he would eat poison, but before he opened his mouth, Tang Wuyue gagged his mouth with grilled fish, and it was so hot that he could only scream. As for talking?
Tang Wuyue secretly took out the acupoint map on the human body from the dowry of a sister-in-law who married from Wanhua Valley, intending to review the location of the dumb acupoint again.But before poking the Ya acupuncture point, he still has some things to ask: "Didn't you and Zhong Lingyi go to a nearby town? How did you roll down the mountain?"
Duan Yu was choked by the fish, and finally coughed heart-piercingly, his whole face flushed red: "It was me who accidentally turned my foot..."
"Can you still turn your feet on the dragon's back? You are capable." Tang Wuyue threw away the gnawed fish bones, and picked up another wooden stick poked with a small pheasant to roast, "I want to make up a lie Don't use such a bad excuse, change it, or tell the truth."
So far, Duan Yu, who has always been responsive and chatty in front of Tang Wuyue, suddenly shut up and just buried his head in eating, as if he wanted to compare with Tang Wuyue who can eat more.
Tang Wuyue knew that the front line of life and death before this was not because of encountering a powerful enemy that could not be fought against, but probably because of some connection with Zhong Ling'er that made Duan Yu's mouth look like a clam shell.But if Zhong Ling'er really pushed Duan Yu down the mountain, why would he bother to repay grievances with virtue?
After a long silence, Tang Wuyue suddenly asked casually: "She Zhong Ling, why did she push you down the mountain?"
"I don't know either." Duan Yu rubbed his stomach after eating too much by accident, and answered without much thought. After answering, he realized that he had slipped his tongue, and quickly jumped up, shaking his head and waving his hands, "No, no No, Miss Zhong didn't push me down the mountain on purpose, ah, no, Miss Zhong didn't intend to push me down the mountain, and that's not right! It wasn't Miss Zhong..."
"Well, I got it." Tang Wuyue silently swallowed the last bite of barbecue meat. He just wanted to find out if Zhong Ling's personal safety was threatened, and he didn't plan to do anything to her. "Since you are full, go to sleep." Right. There's a cave over there, let's go in tomorrow and see if we can get out from there."
In Zhong Ling'er's screaming call, Duan Yu finally didn't do anything embarrassing other than nosebleeds: "I'm fine, Miss Zhong don't have to worry." Although his whole heart is now hanging on Tang Wu Yue, but still instinctively considerate to all women.
"My lightning marten has eaten thousands of poisonous snakes in my life. Its teeth are very poisonous, but I don't know that even its claws are so poisonous." Zhong Linger stroked the chipmunk obediently nestled on her chest. With a gloomy expression on his little head, "If I had restrained it a little bit before, Brother Duan, you wouldn't have to suffer from these innocence."
Duan Yu smiled back: "Ms. Zhong, don't blame yourself. The Buddha said: 'Sometimes there must be a hit, and when there is no hit, don't force it.' If you get this poison, you will probably be fate if you meet Miss Zhong. If Duan Yu Yu's little life was lost on this Wuliang Mountain, I'm afraid it is also predestined, so why bother yourself?"
Zhong Ling'er was so dizzy by Duan Yu's lecture on Buddhism, she didn't know what to say for a while, but she heard the sound of the wind whistling, looked up, and saw Tang Wuyue who had just left for less than a quarter of an hour Spread your wings and ride the wind.She waved her hands excitedly and shouted loudly: "Wuyue, Wuyue! We are here~"
Tang Wuyue nodded expressionlessly at Duan Yu as a greeting, then looked at Zhong Ling'er and said, "I thought your father would probably not hand over the unique antidote to a stranger, Zhong Ling, can you give me a token?" , so that your father can deliver the antidote to me without suspicion?" He hesitated for a while before continuing as if he had made up his mind, "It's best, it's best to use personal items..."
The reason why he hesitated was because he knew that it was not appropriate for a man to ask for a woman's intimate clothing and accessories, but the problem was that Zhong Linger and even Duan Yu always regarded him as a girl, so naturally he didn't think there was anything wrong.Just when she was considering whether to take away the hairpin, handkerchief, belt or embroidered shoes to Tang Wuyue, Fulin suddenly felt the other party's fiery eyes staring at her——
Tang Wuyue gazed enthusiastically at the delicate leather pouch hanging around Zhong Ling'er's waist to hold snake gall and melon seeds, which meant... self-evident.
She couldn't help turning her body sideways, followed by someone's gaze becoming more explicit, as if she could see through the clothes and body to see the melon seeds she swore to get.Finally, Zhong Ling'er, who still couldn't control it, had to take off the small leather bag on her waist, and threw it to Tang Wuyue: "Here, here you are, with this purse embroidered by my mother, my father will definitely recognize it. from."
Tang Wuyue, who caught the melon seeds steadily without falling out, showed a satisfied smile, like a Persian cat basking in the sun after eating.He didn't say anything, just packed the bags and melon seeds carefully, then nodded to Duan Yu and flew away with the kite.
then……
Another two tubes of nosebleeds flowed down...
"Brother Duan! Brother Duan, what's wrong with you!! Brother Duan, are you alright!!!" Thinking of the good melon seeds that Shi Yu snatched from Fangliang before, I suddenly had doubts about whether this guy would know martial arts, so I just Hearing a loud bang, Duan Yu was shaken to the ground by her, and landed on the back of his head.
Duan Yu was so dizzy from the fall, but he was really lucky that he didn't have a concussion when he landed on the back of his head, but he was a little annoyed even if he was so good-tempered.As soon as she promised Haosheng's caregiver, she turned her head and deliberately hurt her. Even a woman can't be so distrustful: "Why are you doing such a prank? It hurt me so much!"
When Zhong Linger first pushed Duan Yu off the horse, she was quite regretful and guilty, but when he yelled like this, she became more confident: "Hmph, I want to try you again, see if you are pretending, or if you really don't know martial arts?" In case some people with ulterior motives want to misbehave with Wuyue, I am doing this for your own good!"
"What's the matter!" Duan Yu said angrily, stretched out his hand to wipe the back of his head, only to see that his hand was covered with blood, and his back collar was wet.His injury was actually not serious, but seeing so much blood flow, he couldn't help crying out 'ouch, ouch'.
Zhong Ling'er, who was frightened by the huge amount of bleeding, couldn't bear it anymore, and hurriedly took out a handkerchief to stop the bleeding, Duan Yu was annoyed, instead of taking the handkerchief, he stretched out his hand and pushed, "I don't need you to curry favor, I ignore you. "He just pushed it casually, but it happened to be facing Zhong Linger's chest.Zhong Ling'er obviously practiced too much and didn't think about it, she hooked his wrist with her backhand without thinking, took advantage of the trend, and threw Duan Yu straight out.
Although they arrived at the foot of the mountain, it was still far away from the boundless mountainous area, and they walked on a small flat road that was stepped around the mountain.Zhong Linger threw Duan Yu down with this throw. Before she realized what happened, Duan Yu was already rolling down the slope like a ball and disappeared.
Zhong Ling'er was frightened silly by this, she poked her head to look over there, and besides the bottomless hillside was the infinite lake with sparkling waves, beautiful but dizzy: "Oh no Oh no, I got rid of him! How can I explain to Sister Tang now...and I can't go home..." Zhong Linger, who knew that she had gotten into trouble, turned around Long Zi, who was eager to try in the direction where Duan Yu was rolling down. After several laps, even the horse was almost dizzy by her before jumping on the horse, "Good horse, good horse, take me down the mountain to find Sister Mu, she will definitely come up with a good idea!"
Reluctantly, Long Zi glanced back in that direction, then raised his hooves and ran down the mountain.
Leaving aside Zhong Ling'er who was already in a panic, Tang Wuyue, who was meditating cross-legged by the Wuliang Lake, was speechless looking at Duan Yu who was covered in grass clippings rolling in front of him. The dirt ones are even worse than the little beggars on the side of the road, but after rolling down, there is no movement.
Tang Wuyue leaned over to feel her pulse, she was still angry, but passed out.He breathed a sigh of relief, began to pinch Duan Yu, and rubbed his chest vigorously.After a long time, Duan Yu woke up slowly, only to feel the pain in the back of the head was very soft, and smelled a smell of barbecue with a bit of watery smell in his nose.
Trying to open the heavy eyelids, at the beginning, I could only see a short pink figure busy by the fire, and the fragrance seemed to be coming from there.Duan Yu's field of vision gradually adapted to the darkening sky and became clearer. Although he was screaming for pain everywhere, he saw Tang Wuyue virtuously grilling fish, shrimp, pheasant and hare, and there were worried voices floating over from time to time. There was a sudden sense of satisfaction in his eyes that 'this life and death will be no regrets'.
"Are you awake?" Tang Wuyue noticed the sight behind her, so she grabbed a leaf and wiped her hands, walked over, and pushed Duan Yu back when he wanted to sit up, "Don't move around, although your injury is not serious, at least Get some rest tonight."
Duan Yu obediently nodded and obeyed, lay down and lay back but grabbed Tang Wuyue's wrist: "That, that... Miss Tang, it's really hard to repay your life-saving grace..."
Tang Wuyue patted Duan Yu's head. This time, he didn't have to worry about not being tall enough to be photographed. He comforted him solemnly: "It's okay, I won't let you agree with me."
"By, with your body—!" Duan Yu, who has been acting like a fool all the time, is actually very simple in heart and didn't expect that stump to go up. He was shocked, and regret followed, "Why didn't I think of it? It’s great to be able to look good..."
"..." Tang Wuyue, who just learned from the elder brother and second brother Fan Er but didn't quite understand the meaning of it, pretended not to hear Duan Yu's muttering, and he put aside Duan Yu's stinky hands with a firm attitude, He went to the fire to get two sticks with grilled fish and shrimp on them, and handed one to Duan Yu, "You must be hungry too, I'm not good at cooking, so let's make do with it today."
Duan Yu originally wanted to say that as long as it was made by Tang Wuyue, he would eat poison, but before he opened his mouth, Tang Wuyue gagged his mouth with grilled fish, and it was so hot that he could only scream. As for talking?
Tang Wuyue secretly took out the acupoint map on the human body from the dowry of a sister-in-law who married from Wanhua Valley, intending to review the location of the dumb acupoint again.But before poking the Ya acupuncture point, he still has some things to ask: "Didn't you and Zhong Lingyi go to a nearby town? How did you roll down the mountain?"
Duan Yu was choked by the fish, and finally coughed heart-piercingly, his whole face flushed red: "It was me who accidentally turned my foot..."
"Can you still turn your feet on the dragon's back? You are capable." Tang Wuyue threw away the gnawed fish bones, and picked up another wooden stick poked with a small pheasant to roast, "I want to make up a lie Don't use such a bad excuse, change it, or tell the truth."
So far, Duan Yu, who has always been responsive and chatty in front of Tang Wuyue, suddenly shut up and just buried his head in eating, as if he wanted to compare with Tang Wuyue who can eat more.
Tang Wuyue knew that the front line of life and death before this was not because of encountering a powerful enemy that could not be fought against, but probably because of some connection with Zhong Ling'er that made Duan Yu's mouth look like a clam shell.But if Zhong Ling'er really pushed Duan Yu down the mountain, why would he bother to repay grievances with virtue?
After a long silence, Tang Wuyue suddenly asked casually: "She Zhong Ling, why did she push you down the mountain?"
"I don't know either." Duan Yu rubbed his stomach after eating too much by accident, and answered without much thought. After answering, he realized that he had slipped his tongue, and quickly jumped up, shaking his head and waving his hands, "No, no No, Miss Zhong didn't push me down the mountain on purpose, ah, no, Miss Zhong didn't intend to push me down the mountain, and that's not right! It wasn't Miss Zhong..."
"Well, I got it." Tang Wuyue silently swallowed the last bite of barbecue meat. He just wanted to find out if Zhong Ling's personal safety was threatened, and he didn't plan to do anything to her. "Since you are full, go to sleep." Right. There's a cave over there, let's go in tomorrow and see if we can get out from there."
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