[Hammer] Amnesia must also save the world

"Looking for Renee?" Thor, who came out of the furniture mall, asked Loki behind him. It was still early, and they could definitely rush over to make a big purchase with the big troops.

But Rocky didn't want to go at all, he pointed to a supermarket casually, "We'll just come here to do some shopping."

"We have nothing to buy."

"Who said no." Loki rolled his eyes at him, "a cup for drinking water, a new toothbrush and a toothbrush cup." He couldn't forget the stupid thing about using toothpaste as dish soap when he first arrived, although Later, he learned that toothpaste is for brushing teeth, but he still has a feeling of repulsion towards toothpaste, "When you go back to Asgard someday, don't forget to bring me a set of toiletries." Loki said depressed Muttering to Thor.

"At that time, you and I should go back together." Thor smiled and put his arms around his shoulders, dragging him into the supermarket.

At the end of the year, supermarkets will always hold some activities, such as discounts, price reductions, or gift giving.

"Any couple who leave a photo of kissing on the spot on the couple wall in this supermarket will be able to choose to get a beautiful gift." Loki read the information on the sign word by word, and he glanced at the gift next to him. There are everything for food and use, among them is a beautiful alloy small hammer mobile phone chain, which looks a bit similar to Thor's hammer, he poked Thor next to him, "Hey, look, that one is very suitable for you .”

"But I don't have a mobile phone." Thor seemed really distressed.

Loki glanced at him in disbelief, it seemed that he liked the little pendant, "I'm just talking casually, do you like hammers so much?"

Thor spread his hands, "Let me just say it casually, I can still hang it on the key without a mobile phone." Although he only has one key-the key to Renee's apartment. "It's a pity that I don't have a girlfriend now." He looked at the hammer with some regret, eyes full of reluctance.

"It's hopeless." Loki curled his lips, and went in the direction of the toothbrush cup. He didn't like the pure white toothbrush cup that was given by an insurance salesman at all. Sometimes he wished He could accidentally drop it and break it so Renee could buy him a new one, but it's plastic and won't break!

He saw Thor pick up a white ceramic cup, and hurriedly stopped, "Don't make it white."

"Oh, I know." Thor nodded knowingly, and picked up a green one next to him, "This is right."

It was a kind of bright and somewhat dazzling fluorescent green, not Loki's favorite color, "It's too bright." He twitched the corner of his mouth, turning his head and unwilling to look at it.

"Then the red one is better." Thor carelessly found two red toothbrush cups with puppies on them, "the red ones are also very pretty."

"Don't use a color as stupid as yours." Loki wrinkled his nose in disgust, muttered softly, and picked up a box of beautifully packaged toothbrush cups for couples.One is red and the other is green. Anthropomorphic cartoon hammers are drawn on both cups. The red one has long eyelashes and big red lips, and the green one is tied with a bow tie. "This is good." Loki raised it in front of Thor with interest, "Go ahead and buy this."

Thor was a little embarrassed, "But who used red."

"You." Loki said without hesitation, "Don't you like red?"

"..." Thor licked the corner of his mouth, trying to discuss with him with difficulty, "Let's see what else happens."

"No. There are only a few kinds here, so what else do you want to see?" Loki didn't give him any room for negotiation, and decisively put the box of toothbrush cups into the cart.

With a bitter face, Thor said unwillingly, "Then buy two boxes, let's use the green one."

Loki laughed and approached him, and said with a heavy accent, "Waste! If you use the same one, you won't be able to tell the difference." Seeing what Thor wanted to say, he impatiently pulled Thor's arm and pulled him away from here opened.

Except for the toothbrush cup, Loki didn't care much about other things. He said it was okay to take anything Thor took, which also made Thor heaved a sigh of relief. He was really afraid that Loki would let him use a pink towel .As for the brushing cup, he decided to continue using the original white plastic cup.

While checking out at the cash register, Thor's eyes were glued to the phone chain in the gift section, and he seemed to really like the little hammer.Loki gave him a contemptuous glance, turned his head and pointed to the information on the sign and asked the cashier, "Is this activity still valid now?"

"Uh." The cashier froze for a moment and quickly nodded, "Yes, it won't end until after the New Year."

"Then get your camera ready."

"Ah, what?" The cashier didn't quite respond.

"Camera." Rocky knocked on the table impatiently, "Don't you want to take a kissing photo?"

"Oh oh oh." The cashier bent down and took out the camera from the cabinet in a daze. Just when he looked up, he saw Loki roughly grabbing the front of Thor's clothes, closing his eyes and kissing it neatly. .

"..." Thor was stunned.

"..." The cashier didn't realize what was going on at all, but raised the camera reflexively and clicked it.

Hearing the sound of the shutter, Loki pushed Thor away, licked his lips, and shouted angrily, "Did you steal my pudding this morning?"

"..." Thor, who hadn't recovered yet, quickly covered his mouth, and explained in a stuttering manner, "No, no, I, I just tasted it."

"No wonder I clearly remembered that there were two left, but I only saw one when I woke up in the morning! So it was eaten by you!" Rocky jumped angrily, "You have to pay me!"

"Okay, no problem, I'll make it for you when I get back." Thor agreed hastily. "Today I want to eat four!" Loki took the opportunity to ask for a few more puddings, Thor just nodded indiscriminately and agreed, poor Thor's thoughts were still stuck on the kiss just now, " That, you, just now, kiss..." He faltered to ask what was going on, but Luo Ji didn't even look at him, and asked the cashier on his own, "Did you take a picture?"

The cashier was bewildered, and said in a daze, "It's been photographed."

"That's fine." Loki nodded in satisfaction, and stretched out his hand happily. The cashier still looked at him blankly, and subconsciously handed him the camera in his hand.

"..." Loki's expression froze on his face. He twitched the corners of his mouth and growled, "Why do I want your camera! Give me a gift, that hammer's mobile phone chain."

The cashier blinked his eyes, glanced at the couple cups, couple toothbrushes, and couple towels on the table, and suddenly realized that he understood, and quickly handed the mobile phone chain to Rocky, apologizing repeatedly, " It turns out that you are a couple, I didn't realize it, sorry."

"It's okay." Loki waved his hand generously, put the mobile phone chain into Thor's hand, and patted the stunned Thor's cheek on a whim, feeling pretty good, "Take it, go back." After finishing speaking Just strode outside.

Thor stared at the small hammer in his hand for a long time, touched his inexplicably hot cheek, and suddenly asked the cashier, "Can you give me another one?"

"Of course." The cashier who just made a joke quickly found an identical one and handed it to him, "I'm really sorry just now."

"No, it's okay." Thor put the mobile phone chain into his pocket in a good mood, picked up the things and hurriedly caught up with Loki, and his steps were much brisker in joy.

"What are you laughing at?" Loki asked curiously seeing him grinning silly.

"I don't know, I'm just very happy." Thor showed a mouthful of glistening white teeth, and smiled extraordinarily stupidly, "You can eat 5 puddings today."

"Really?" Loki looked at him in surprise, his eyes sparkling, "What else do you want, I'll get it for you."

Thor tilted his head and thought for a while, but he couldn't think of anything else that would make him feel as happy as he is now. After thinking about it carefully, he didn't think that the reason for his being so happy now was the little hammer. What a mystery. "Probably only girlfriends." He muttered to himself in confusion.

"..." There was nothing Loki could do. He turned his head away as if he hadn't heard anything, and returned to the pudding topic, "Can the pudding be made bigger?"

"It's as big as ever."

"Why not make it bigger."

"Because you can't eat too much."

……

It was already noon when we returned to the apartment, and Renee hadn't come back yet, Thor went into the kitchen to make lunch, and Loki excitedly placed all the things he bought back with the bag.

There are two more panda cups on the coffee table, two more pillows on the sofa, two more towels with hammers on the toilet, two more sets of toiletries on the sink, and a few more cute plates in the cupboard , all in pairs, even a pair of ceramic dolls were placed on the counter in the entrance.

When Renee came back at night, she thought she had gone to the wrong door, "Are you guys getting married and cleaning up your new house?" She looked at the couple's supplies in the room, and asked the two brothers with a puzzled face.

"It's just adding some common supplies." Loki said casually.

"Where are the others?" Thor came out of the kitchen wiping his hands, "We've all finished our dinner and there's nothing left. Do you need me to make something now?"

"I ate outside, they are still behind, don't worry about them, come and see that I bought you a new mobile phone." Renee put down the big and small bags and took out two boxes, "It's hard to imagine this There are still people without mobile phones in the era, how can your parents let you out with confidence."

"Isn't it okay to run away from home?" Loki opened the box, took out the white mobile phone, fiddled with it curiously, pressed a few buttons on the edge, and then threw it away without interest, "I don't know how to use it." .”

Renee raised her head in disbelief, "Are you kidding me?"

"What?" Loki gave her a strange look, "Why am I teasing you?"

"Are you serious? You don't know how to use a mobile phone?" Renee's expression was a little tangled, "Which remote place did you come from?"

"Asgard is not remote!" Loki retorted dissatisfied.

"Okay, okay." Thor patted his head, "I know how to use it, I'll just teach you." He seemed a little excited, "This time you can put the mobile phone chain on it."

"The little hammer you've been thinking about finally has a place to hang it." Loki lay on the sofa with his hands behind his head, mocking him with squinted eyes.

Thor didn't care, and took out two mobile phone chains from his pocket, "And yours."

Loki glanced at it, and then asked in surprise, "Why do you still have one?"

"Later I asked him for it." Thor carefully hung the mobile phone chain on Loki's mobile phone, "Look, how beautiful it is."

"I don't want a hammer." Loki muttered awkwardly, but he took the phone honestly, "Obviously I got it, why do you make it look like you gave it to me?" He put it away angrily. Face.

Thor laughed loudly, "Just treat it as my pudding fee."

"You're my brother, you should have made pudding for me!" Loki made a fierce face at him, "There's one more pudding you didn't give me today!"

"Understood." Thor pampered and rubbed his head, "You are full now, I will give it to you later."

"Tsk, don't be so affectionate." Renee interrupted suddenly.

At this time, other people also squeezed in in twos and threes with their things. When they saw all kinds of lovers' belongings in the room and the mobile phone with a small hammer in the hands of the brothers, everyone laughed meaningfully.

Tony was the last one to come in. He seemed to have been treated by this group of people. Although he was the shortest, he carried the most things on his body. He threw his things on the ground as soon as he entered the door. He was panting and wiping his sweat. Looking at the room that had changed from before, he glanced at the two brothers again, and teased with uneven breathing, "Yo, I haven't seen you for a day, you are all married."

"..."