The commander on the opposite side looks over

With messy black hair, Yu Zhou was wearing a pair of bright yellow flip-flops, a pair of green patterned beach shorts, and was bare-chested. He stood disheartened on the balcony, looking at the bright lights of the opposite dormitory building.

Three illusions in life.

One, the past never leaves itself.

In high school, Yu Zhou was the school girl who fascinated thousands of girls. After entering university, in just one year, he transformed himself into a slutty boy.

It wasn't until half an hour ago that Yu Zhou discovered that even the real silk who had lived in the lower berth for 20 years was more popular with female college students than his past-tense self as a school grass, Yu Zhou who was slapped severely by his past self Zhou couldn't help but raised his sword and asked the sky, what happened to this world?

Second, reality never hurts itself.

Just when Yu Zhou was immersed in the dream of "I'm still the youthful Sunshine School Grass in the past", Apple's own SMS ringtone sounded "Dala Deng", and my mother sent a wonderful message to Yu Zhou. The little heart was shattered with a small crack.

"Ah Zhou, your father and I still have to divorce."

Third, the future never abandons itself.

Yu Zhou did not pass CET-[-].

Although it was the first time I took the exam after entering university, it was only half a semester of my freshman year, and there were still many opportunities waiting for me in the future.

but!

There are four people in the dormitory, the dormitory on the left, the dormitory on the right, the dormitory on the opposite side, and the dormitory on the left. There are a total of 20 people, only Yu Zhou has never been there.

The past left me, the reality hurt me, and the future abandoned me.

The evening breeze carried a tinge of coolness, Yu Zhou stood quietly on the balcony and slowly took a step forward.

"Ah Zhou! Close the balcony door, there are mosquitos!" Yu Zhou slept on the lower bunk, and just got confessed by his sister today. The legendary warm man Zhang Yongzhi yelled at the balcony, "Remember to close the door before jumping off the building."

"..."

This f*ck is also called a warm man?

At this time, shouldn't the warm man rush out and hug himself, and persuade him with words such as "don't give up on yourself", "there is no hurdle you can't get over", "let me warm you", "I will be by your side" and so on. Don't commit suicide by yourself, right? !

Yu Zhou raised his foot angrily and kicked towards the balcony railing, but he missed his aim. The flip-flop easily passed through the railing and disappeared into the night.

"..."

"Ah Zhou?" Liang Hui, who was also on the top bunk and slept with Yu Zhou's feet every night, came out of the bathroom, "Why haven't you jumped off yet?"

"..."

If you have this friend in life, you will die without regret.

Yu Zhou sighed, life has abandoned me, but I cannot abandon life.

He supported the wall, jumped back to the dormitory with one foot, hooked Zhang Yongzhi's slippers on and put them on, and did not forget to close the balcony door when he turned around.

"I still have an attack and defense to command." Yu Zhou turned on the computer seriously, "How can you give up your life so easily."

Liang Hui shrugged, didn't speak, and walked back into the bathroom.

Yu Zhou double-clicked the icon of "Swordsman Love Online Version [-]", and instantly felt healed.

No matter how to transform a youthful and sunny handsome guy into a sloppy, decadent dead otaku.

Although Yu Zhou lost the brilliance of his high school days and became a generation of Internet addicted teenagers, he was carrying his back all day, crawling in front of the computer desk and forgetting to eat and sleep.But he is still domineering, and he has established the No. [-] gang in the Valley of the Wicked, and has become a respected camp commander!

Thinking of this, Yu Zhou's self-confidence returned.

Tiance, named Yiye Guzhou, appeared on the interface, holding a gleaming Orange Martial Soul Broken Soul, his long silver-white hair was tied into a ponytail, his bangs were attached to his ear along his right eye, and he was dressed in a majestic red armor .

This is the attitude that brother should have!

As if reborn, Yu Zhou logged into the game excitedly with his legs shaking. A lone boat stood outside Luoyang City, and many players nearby were planting flags to pk.

Several private chat messages were swiped in the chat box.

Dian Dian Dian: Lonely boat, group me.

Yu Jiexin: The master is online!

Beauty and misfortune: Lonely boat, come to Kunlun.

Yu Zhou petrified on the spot.

The three major illusions of the game.

First, holding an orange weapon is invincible in the world.

In Sword Three, the orange weapon is an extremely rare weapon, and it cannot be obtained with good luck.Orange weapons must spend a lot of money and time, plus some luck to get it.

As a game madman, Yu Zhou is not only the leader of the gang, but also the commander of the faction. The orange weapon in his hand must not only act as a force for himself, but also for the gang and the faction.

Yu Zhou, who had acquired the Orange Weapon, felt invincible with a divine weapon in his hand.

It wasn't until yesterday that Yu Zhou discovered that he could torture himself to death in minutes by just finding someone at the gate of Luoyang.

Second, cute loli are all girls.

Yu Jiexin is a little Tang Sect lolita and also Yu Zhou's apprentice.

Yu Zhou didn't have many apprentices, and he took one occasionally when he was in a good mood, and cultivated him as a good comrade-in-arms if he could chat, and if he couldn't chat, he would be a mentor and apprentice, so that he could get together and break up.

Yu Jiexin is one of the few people who can talk well, and can act coquettishly and cute. Yu Zhou thought that he had accepted a cute girl as an apprentice, and felt that he was shrouded in the aura of school grass again.

It wasn't until yesterday that Yu Zhou realized that the first time Apprentice Loli turned on the microphone, his voice was rougher than Yu Zhou's.

Third, the same camp should unite as one.

The sword is divided into two camps, the Evil Man's Valley and the Haoqi League. Players can choose to be neutral, or they can choose to join the camp.Once you join one camp, it means you will be hostile to the other.

As the camp commander of Evilman Valley, Yu Zhou will lead the brothers of Evilren Valley to fight against Haoqi League every week.In his eyes, his brethren should all unite in attacking the common enemy.

But there is a gang against Yu Zhou in the Valley of the Wicked, and they make trouble for Yu Zhou from time to time.Gradually, it turned into trouble with Yu Zhou's gang, Fengzhihen, and finally developed into a civil war in the Valley of the Wicked.

It doesn't matter if you don't like me, it doesn't matter if you don't like my gang, let alone the civil war.As long as the brothers unite when attacking and defending against the common enemy, Yu Zhou will accompany them to the end in private grievances and enmities.

It wasn't until yesterday that Yu Zhou discovered that the real meaning of the civil war is that dogs eat dogs inside the Valley of the Evil, and the Haoqi League comes out to collect heads.

Holding an orange weapon will not be invincible, and cute lolitas are not all real girls, and the same camp may not necessarily unite as one.

If there is a competition, Yu Zhou is confident that he can win the championship.

Yu Zhou answered the message absent-mindedly, and glanced at the time, it happened to be exactly six o'clock in the evening.

The attack and defense time is from [-]:[-] to [-]:[-] in the evening, and the commander usually starts to organize and gather manpower in advance.

Tonight's attack and defense is the defensive battle of Evilman's Valley. Yu Zhou rode his horse to find the teleporter in Luoyang City, returned to the map of Evilman's Valley, and started to form a gang.

The voice is also turned on, and the group is formed. Many people in the camp channel are checking offense and defense, and Yu Zhou can't help but check it.

[Faction] A Lonely Boat: Valley of the Evil Offensive and Defense yy: 0x0x0.

[Faction] Li Jiumao: Ugh, I have to listen to the voice of a stuttering commanding duck again.

"..."

Stuttering the commanding drake...the commanding drake...the commanding drake...the swiping drake...the drake...the drake...the duck...the...the... …voice……

Yu Zhou flipped the keyboard with a slap!

"You have a male duck voice! Your whole family has a male duck voice!!!"

Zhang Yongzhi was lying on the bed, and the keyboard happened to fall next to his bunk.Holding the phone in one hand, he freed the other hand to help Yu Zhou pick up the keyboard, blew the dust on it, and said, "The keyboard is innocent."

Yu Zhou silently put the keyboard upright, and looked up to see a new movement in the camp.

[Faction] Beauty trouble: youcanyoudo

[Faction] Li Nine Cats: A lonely boat with a leaf is the voice of a male duck, quack, quack, vomit.

[Faction] Tang Xiaoduo: You really sound like a drake 23333333333

Seeing someone helping him out, Yu Zhou immediately calmed down.

How could the dignified Commander of the Evil Valley be pissed off by such an inconspicuous and unknown pawn.Who can be a conductor, who is not awe-inspiring and open-minded.

Yu Zhou instantly felt that his behavior just now was too petty. He touched his keyboard and looked at the chat box with disdain.

Liang Hui finished washing his clothes, walked out of the bathroom with a washbasin in his hand, and was about to dry his clothes on the balcony.When passing by Yu Zhou, he glanced at his computer and asked, "The offense and defense haven't started yet?"

"It's still early." Yu Zhou glanced at him, "Pick up and go online, and we'll have to queue up later."

Liang Hui nodded and opened the balcony door.

"Close the door casually." Zhang Yongzhi scratched his calf and said, "Don't think that I have attracted all the firepower of the mosquitoes, so you can let the mosquitoes in as you like."

Yu Zhou rolled his eyes at him: "Keep quiet, I'm going to speak up!"

"..."

Zhang Yongzhi got up from the bed and found that his slippers had been dragged away by Yu Zhou. He didn't care, pulled out the shoe cabinet, and found a pair of sneakers to change into.

Liang Hui finished drying his clothes: "Go out?"

"Well, Qiqi called me." Zhang Yongzhi nodded, he was tired of having a new girlfriend.

Yu Zhou had already put on the earphones, cleared his throat and said a few words. He waved to Zhang Yongzhi in disgust, signaling him to get out of here.

Zhang Yongzhi took Yu Zhou's cup, took a glass of water from the water dispenser and put it by his hand.

"I'll come back later, you play." After speaking, Zhang Yongzhi put on a coat and went out.

Yu Zhou looked at the water glass in his hand depressedly, is this a warm man who pleases women?

You know, in high school, Yu Zhou could receive confession letters and ask for information about dating every day, and he never stopped seeing the hot eyes behind his back. From time to time, he even secretly took pictures of his cute girls, and even sold the photos... from the university. The painting style is too different from high school!

Could it be because he jumped into Jiansan's trap?

The roommate went on a date, the offense and defense hadn't started yet, and the camp was still drooling, Yu Zhou suddenly had the urge to climb the balcony again.

A private chat message appears in the chat box.

Xiao Xiao: Brother Zhou!

A Lonely Boat: Brother Xiao?

Xiao Xiao: After the offense and defense are over, do you want to listen to the music on YY?

One Leaf Lonely Boat: I am too tired today.

Xiao Xiao: The gang fights to vent your anger?