The commander on the opposite side looks over

Private chat.

A lonely boat: Tangtang, I have something very important to tell you.

Tang Xiaoduo: Are you going to marry Master Xiao?

A Guzhou Leaf: Uh, no.

Tang Xiaoduo: Then where to cool off and stay there.

A lonely boat: ... what are you doing?

Tang Xiaoduo: A lot of people are asking me when Master Xiao and Master Gu Zhou will get married, I'm too busy to come back.

Tang Xiaoduo: Speaking of which, several people have been added to the guild, all of whom were attracted by that video.

A Lonely Boat: Be careful when adding people.

Tang Xiaoduo: Well, what is the important thing?

Every time Yu Zhou talked to Tang Xiaoduo, she would lead him by the nose, and this time it was the same, he almost forgot the business.

Yiye Guzhou: That's right, aren't we two in love?

Tang Xiaoduo: Well, are you going to break up with me and marry Lord Xiao?

A lonely boat: Do you dare to listen to me?

Tang Xiaoduo: Then tell me, did I guess right?

A Guzhou Leaf: I guessed half right.

Tang Xiaoduo: I hope it is the second half.

A lonely boat: I guessed wrong this time.

Tang Xiaoduo was unexpectedly silent for a while, and Yu Zhou stared at the screen nervously, afraid that the other party might say something surprising.

Three or four minutes passed, and when Yu Zhou couldn't help but want to speak up, Tang Xiaoduo finally responded and sent a private message to reply.

Tang Xiaoduo: Mr. Guzhou, when you said last week that you were looking for love, I thought you were deliberately joking with him because you didn't like Mr. Xiao's love.

Yu Zhou had black lines all over his head, unable to refute.

Tang Xiaoduo: So I was joking with you when I asked you to consider love with me, just to wait for Mr. Gu Zhou to wake up as soon as possible, so as not to harm innocent girls.

One Leaf Guzhou: ...Thank you so much.

Tang Xiaoduo: You're welcome, for the sake of Master Xiao and Master Gu Zhou, this little matter is nothing.

One Leaf Guzhou: Did you make a typo?

Tang Xiaoduo: You mean sex?Oh, the word sex blessing is used more frequently than happiness, so the input method defaults to sex blessing first, so it’s quick.

One Leaf Gu Zhou: It’s okay, I understand…

Tang Xiaoduo: Hey, don't care about love or not, next time you want to get angry with Mrs. Xiao, you can use me as much as you want, and getting married as soon as possible is the greatest thanks to me.

One Leaf Guzhou: I'm sorry, I probably will disappoint you.

Tang Xiaoduo: I believe in Master Xiao.

Yu Zhou breathed a sigh of relief, sure enough, Tang Xiaoduo was still the Tang Xiaoduo he knew, rotten to the end of the world, and he wanted to see himself having sex more than being in love with him.His personality is carefree and careless, Xiao Xiao is the one who made a fuss.

Tang Xiaoduo: But Mr. Guzhou, if you are in love, you will be in love. You have spread me everywhere, and now others regard me as an insider and ask me to inquire about you.

Yu Zhou recalled that in the offensive and defensive yy, he hyped that he had a relationship with a Tangmen loli named Tang Xiaoduo... That mentality of fearing that the world would not know, especially that Xiao Xiao would not know...

One Leaf Guzhou: You can make a big deal about it being you who dumped me.

Tang Xiaoduo: .........Who would believe it, maybe some people would think that I was jealous of Xiao Xiao and dumped you?

Yiye Guzhou: ...Actually, love is one's own business, why do you have to let others know?

Tang Xiaoduo: ... Can I return this sentence to you intact?

One Leaf Guzhou: Yes, I admit my mistake.

Tang Xiaoduo: I understand very well.

A Guzhou Leaf: Otherwise, let time dissipate.

Tang Xiaoduo: Talk about people.

Yiye Guzhou: If we don't say anything, if we don't show anything special, maybe others will soon forget that we are in love.

Tang Xiaoduo: If you and Mrs. Xiao show off your affection, everyone will forget it the next day.

One Leaf Lonely Boat: ...... Fighting.

The next day, before Yu Zhou had time to look for Xiao Xiaoxiu's affection, the profile picture of a character who hadn't been online for a thousand years lit up.

Yu Zhou wiped his eyes, went to the kitchen to pour a glass of water, sat down in front of the computer again, and carefully looked at the friend list to make sure he read it correctly.

Eternal Heart is online!

Is Zhang Yongzhi finally free to play Sword III? !

Did he finally remember the agreement to play Jiansan together? !

Before Yu Zhou had time to send him a private chat to celebrate joining the ranks of the slag sword three, Lu Mingzhe's private chat broke in first.

Pretty Niuniu: Master, what's up!Worship me!I'm pulling Nuannan into Jiansan!

A Guzhou Leaf: How did you do it? !

Yu Zhou was a little surprised. Zhang Yongzhi, as a five-good man, implemented the idea of ​​warm men and put raising his family, making money and loving his girlfriend first in his life.For him, online games are used to mock internet-addicted teenagers, such as Yu Zhou and Liang Hui.

Lu Mingzhe's purpose of playing games is impure, so he is not classified as a teenager with Internet addiction for the time being.

After playing for so many days, Lu Mingzhe is only level 64.Sure enough, to him, Jiansan was just a tool to pass the time and pick up girls.As a master, Yu Zhou was deeply disdainful, and it was Liang Hui who usually took the time to take him to the dungeon to upgrade.

The initial 50th level really progressed very fast. At around 60th level, the interest disappeared by half. After [-]th level, I entered the double jump online every day. If the girl I want to date is not online, I just go offline and sleep. realm.

Yu Zhou knew that he had no intention of playing games, and he didn't pay much attention to him. Besides, he was busy these days, and now that he heard that Zhang Yongzhi had returned to Jiansan, he was surprised to find that Lu Mingzhe probably really wanted to have fun in the game .

Pretty Niuniu: Of course I tricked him back with my beauty!

A Guzhou Leaf: Say it quickly!How did it work? !

Pretty Niuniu: Kiss me once and I'll tell you!

A Lonely Boat: ………

A Guzhou Leaf: What?

Pretty Niuniu: Kiss me again!

A Lonely Boat: Wow!

Pretty Niu Niu: Give me a hard kiss!

A Lonely Boat: mua~ whata!

Pretty Niuniu: Give me another kiss!

Yu Zhou was going berserk.

One Leaf Lonely Boat: Hehe...

Pretty Niuniu: Alright, no more kisses, I lured Wang Jiaqi in to play Sword Three.

A Lonely Boat: Who is Wang Jiaqi?

Pretty Niu Niu: ... Nuan Nan's girlfriend.

A Lonely Boat: ………

A lonely boat: ...you dated Zhang Nuannan's girlfriend?

Pretty Niu Niu: ...

Yu Zhou didn't know Zhang Yongzhi's girlfriend, and even heard the name Wang Jiaqi for the first time.They originally started dating before the summer vacation, and they hadn't had time to accept the review and ridicule of their roommates.

The women that Lu Mingzhe knew, if counting the friends of his friends, probably included female creatures in an entire university town, including female teachers who were no older than 30 years old.

Yu Zhou was not surprised that he knew Wang Jiaqi, but he was able to bring Zhang Yongzhi into Jiansan through the method of abducting Wang Jiaqi into Jiansan, which was a bit unimaginable.

Pretty Niuniu: Wang Jiaqi's roommate is Qianqianqian... Uh, anyway, she's a girl I used to have a good time with, and she's still a friend now.I mentioned this to her, and she brought Wang Jiaqi in to play Sword Three together.

A Guzhou Leaf: Aren't you afraid that the warm man will kill you?

Pretty Niuniu: He can't beat me, I'm afraid he won't play with me.

A lonely boat: He will think that you are going to seduce his girlfriend.

Pretty Niuniu: Neither you nor Dahui will play with me. I will bring Lian Rong, who is Wang Jiaqi's roommate.Nuan Nan brought his girlfriend, and the four of us joined the rookie team to play.

A Lonely Boat: ...I want to lead the practice to find Liang Hui.

Pretty Niuniu: I will find my master.

Yu Zhou was stunned for a long time before he realized that the master's husband was Xiao Xiao.

A Lonely Boat: Xiao Dashen won't talk to you.

Pretty Niuniu: Who said that?Now he is leading us.

Without further ado, Yu Zhou clicked on Pretty Niu Niu's name and wanted to join his team, but the system showed that the team was full.

Lu Mingzhe, Zhang Yongzhi, Wang Jiaqi, Wang Jiaqi's roommate Lian Rong, plus Xiao Xiao, are indeed five people...

One Leaf Lonely Boat: Isn't Nuan Nan already at level [-]?Is it enough for him to take you?

Pretty Niuniu: I still taught him the keys of wsad.

A Lonely Boat: ………

Yu Zhou wanted to do a tiger-falling pose to Zhang Yongzhi.

It's just that I haven't played Sword III for more than half a year, and I can forget the way wsad walks... After all, he is also a person who has reached level [-]!

When Yu Zhou thought that Xiao Xiao was leading them now, he felt unspeakably uncomfortable.

With Lu Mingzhe's mouth, will he tell all his scandals?Or betray his true face?Explode his black history? !Or tell him all about his feelings towards Xiao Xiao? ! ! !

Zhang Yongzhi is also in the team!

Will the two heartless things work hand in hand, framing themselves in various ways, fabricating false images, and leaving a bad impression of themselves in Xiao Xiao's heart? !

The more Yu Zhou thought about it, the more frightened he became, and he sent Xiao Xiao a private chat in a hurry.

A Lonely Boat: Xiao Xiao!Don't believe their nonsense!

Xiao Xiao: Huh?What's wrong?

A Guzhou Leaf: I can't believe it!Especially the one named Pretty Niuniu!

A Guzhou Leaf: No!Don't take them with you, let them die!

Xiao Xiao: ...

Xiao Xiao: If I remember correctly, pretty girl is your apprentice?

A lonely boat: ... what are you doing?

Xiao Xiao: Black Dragon, do you want to come?

One Leaf Guzhou: Please forget what I just said, thank you!

Xiao Xiao: ...

Yu Zhou kicked the host angrily, and directed the private chat at pretty girls.

One Leaf Lonely Boat: You fucking fart!

Pretty Niuniu: Master, you are so fierce! (Wronged)

A Guzhou Leaf: Xiao Xiao didn't bring you along at all!

Pretty Niuniu: ...Did you ask him?

A Lonely Boat: Crazy! !

Pretty Niuniu: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...I don’t know Xiao Xiao well!

Pretty Niuniu: Are you afraid that I will tell him that you have a crush on him, so you hurriedly want to explain it?

A Guzhou Leaf: I really want to kill you.

Pretty Niuniu: I hate it!Don't bully newcomers!

A lonely boat: ...

Yu Zhou felt that if he continued talking to Lu Mingzhe, the keyboard would die again.He silently clicked on the name of Eternal Heart, and clicked on private chat.

A Lonely Boat: Nuannanxiong.

Eternal Heart: Ah Zhou, look, I am so trustworthy, I have returned to Jiansan to play.

A lonely boat: Master Lu told me.

Eternal Heart: Don't listen to his nonsense, I'm here to read your gossip.

Eternal Heart: I watched the love video on the forum, you are the pride of our dormitory.

A Lonely Boat: ………

Yu Zhou even forgot what he wanted to tell Zhang Yongzhi.

Did he have a "please bully me" electronic scrolling sign on his head?