The November holiday is coming, Yu Zhou helped Yang Aotian direct the offense and defense at noon, and when he was debating whether to go home during the holiday, a popular post broke out on the forum, which was actually an interview post of Yang Aotian.
Yu Zhou didn't even bother to read the post. Although the post was very popular, he wasn't interested in what uncle Yang Aotian would say.Also as a commander of the villain valley, Yu Zhou can say anything he can say.
In the end, Lu Mingzhe recommended him to watch it.
"Azhou, you didn't read that hot post?" Lu Mingzhe smiled brightly, "Dahui, did you read it?"
"I saw it." Liang Hui turned his head and replied, "I thought Ah Zhou must have seen it."
Zhang Yongzhi, who was playing games on the bed, also said: "This post was posted last night, and I read it last night."
Yu Zhou: "..." What exactly is written in this post?
Just looking at the title, even though it's a popular post, Yu Zhou wouldn't even bother to read it*.
Title: Commander Yang Aotian of the Valley of the Wicked has something to say.
Content: (applause) (applause) (applause)
Editor: Hello everyone, I'm Xiaotang, the editor. Today we invite Yang Aotian, the commander of Evilman's Valley. He is also the leader of the villain's valley pvp gang Batian, a legendary figure.Alright, without further ado, let's invite Gang Leader Yang first!
Yang Aotian: Hello everyone!
Editor: Master Yang, I have heard from you, that recently you seem to have a loss of appetite, poor sleep, unsteady breath, and inconvenient movements. What happened?
Yang Aotian: Hey, thank you for your concern!
First of all, the brothers in the Valley of the Wicked all know that I am only commanding the offense and defense at noon, I am an uncle-level command, and I have a wife and children at home-I am not hostile!
Then, there are always many inconveniences when there are children at home. For example, the children need to rest at night, and I can’t disturb the children by yelling at home, and I will be abused by my wife, cough!The brothers in Wicked Valley understand me, and I also work hard on offense and defense in the evening game.
But recently, not to mention the two offensive and defensive games on the weekend, the small offensive and defensive games on Tuesday and Thursday have all been pushed on my head.I didn't dare to command loudly at night, but I was careless when I got excited... I have been disgusted by my wife and children for half a month!There are only four commanders in the Valley of the Wicked, and three of them went on strike.
Editor: This is really a disaster!Can Gang Leader Yang tell us in detail how they went on strike?
Yang Aotian: Apart from me, there are three experienced old conductors in the Valley of the Wicked: Yiye Guzhou, Hongxiu and Qing Changyi.
First of all, congratulations to Hongxiu, she was recently found out to be pregnant, and the child was still a fertilized egg. Her husband said ten times a day that the computer had radiation, which limited her time to play games, let alone command offense and defense.
Congratulations to Qing Changyi again, do you all remember the number deletion battle a while ago?It can be said that Qing Changyi has won a complete victory and embraced the beauty.The two of them have come to reality recently, and the love period has led to a linear decrease in game time, which is also understandable.
Editor: What about the lonely boat?
Yang Aotian: A lonely boat?
Everyone knows One Leaf Lonely Boat, right?Nobody doesn't know each other, right?That's good.
According to insiders, Yiye Guzhou and Xiao Xiao are living together, I won't say much about the rest, you all know it!
Editor: Oh oh oh, Xiaotang has also heard about this matter.
It is reported that Yiye Guzhou had already lived with Xiao Xiao during the Qing Changyi deletion battle incident, and the two teamed up to help Qing Changyi overcome the difficulties and added points to their relationship.There is also a post on this forum, click on the link.
Then there was the fact that the commander of Evilman Valley appeared in the Haoqi League yy, and Yiye Guzhou replaced Xiao Xiao Shangmai to command the Haoqi League. I believe everyone knows about it.For details, please click the link.
Love □ □ karma is difficult to have both, I believe everyone should know the reason for Yiye Guzhou's strike, is the Valley of the Wicked considering training a few new conductors to serve as MCs?
So, let's get back to the topic and give sympathetic applause to Yang Aotian's leader!
Clap clap clap clap clap!
This is the end of today's interview, let's see you next time!
Only then did Yu Zhou realize that this post was posted by Tang Xiaoduo.
After reading the post, Yu Zhou didn't even have time to read the comments, he had already guessed the ending.
However, he has long been used to being gossiped by others, so his mood has not been affected.It's just that he gave Yang Aotian the Fanxing number, so he still cheated himself like this.
Perhaps Yang Aotian has indeed commanded too many offenses and defenses recently.
Tang Xiaoduo hasn't seen her gossiping for a long time after her return, it's too boring.
Feel free.
After reading it, Yu Zhou quickly put the matter behind him, skipped the post very generously, and asked his roommate to eat in the cafeteria.
The four of them seldom get together for dinner, either they are too lazy to go out because they are too lazy to go out, or they have an appointment.
Today they got together quite well, each ordered food and sat at the same table.
There was a piece of sweet and sour pork tenderloin in Zhang Yongzhi's bowl. Yu Zhou quickly put a chopstick into his mouth, frowning and swallowed it.
"Hey, aren't you usually the least picky eater, and you can just bring food for you." Zhang Yongzhi felt quite happy when he saw Yu Zhou's expression, and couldn't help but tease him, "Gourmet, tell me, What are you dissatisfied with?"
"Isn't this sweet and sour pork?"
"Yes."
"Why do I eat like meat wrapped in honey?"
"..."
When Lu Mingzhe heard this, he was also happy: "Isn't it the same in the cafeteria? It tastes different every day." He also took chopsticks, put a piece on Zhang Yongzhi's plate, and said with a smile, "It's really honey-coated meat today." ...forgot to put vinegar on this?"
Zhang Yongzhi thought it was quite normal when he ate it, but after listening to them, he also felt that it was a bit too sweet and greasy: "Then I have eaten salt and vinegar pork tenderloin before."
"Pfft." Yu Zhou was choked up and took a bite of the celery on his plate, thinking it was too greasy.
"When did you become so talkative?" Liang Hui, who was sitting on the side eating silently, said, "Isn't it always like this in the cafeteria?"
"Ask Ah Zhou, isn't it said that he can eat pig food?" Lu Mingzhe smiled and pointed at Yu Zhou with his chopsticks.
Yu Zhou was also very troubled, he finally knew why Qi Ruoqing was so talkative, how could she still be able to eat in the cafeteria after eating the food made by Xiao Xiao!Even the takeaway has to choose the taste!
"Hey, don't look for a woman who can cook when you get married in the future. You have to kneel." Yu Zhou shook his head and put down his chopsticks. He barely ate more than half of it today.
"You have to kneel to find a woman who can't cook." Zhang Yongzhi suddenly looked up at Yu Zhou, "Speaking of which, where did you go yesterday? Why didn't you go back to the dormitory to sleep?"
"That's right, I slept in the dormitory." Lu Mingzhe immediately added.
It was only then that Yu Zhou remembered that when he went out yesterday, he only said that he was going out to have a meal with someone, and he didn't say that he would play until late, let alone that he would stay outside.
Normally, it's normal for Lu Mingzhe not to go back to the dormitory, but Yu Zhou hasn't been there for a whole year.
Seeing several pairs of eyes looking at him ambiguously, Yu Zhou said with a dry smile, "I'm staying at Xiao Xiao's house."
Zhang Yongzhi's eyes widened: "You..."
"Hey, what are you thinking!" Yu Zhou interrupted him guiltily, "I went to the bar to watch his performance! It was too late and the subway stopped, and he said it was too expensive to take a taxi, so just let me stay for one night! That's it! "
Zhang Yongzhi reluctantly accepted his explanation, but Lu Mingzhe narrowed his eyes and looked at Yu Zhou with a half-smile: "I heard from my friend that yesterday at the door of our dormitory..."
"Master Lu, you are my brother!"
"Yeah, remember my kindness."
"..."
Zhang Yongzhi looked at the two of them strangely: "What happened to the door of the dormitory building yesterday?"
Lu Mingzhe and Yu Zhou: "It's nothing!"
"..."
Things just went in a strange direction.
In the night's attack and defense, Evilman's Valley was still commanded by Yu Zhou.
Haoqi League also played with Xiao Xiao, and the two had a big battle, and finally Yu Zhou won a big victory.
With Yingfeng, Eternal Heart, and Pretty Niuniu next to 007, it's hard not to win!
Yu Zhou was stunned, the world channel and the faction channel had been posting Yang Aotian's interview posts all the time, and he didn't care at all.
After a while, Xiao Xiao sent a private chat.
Xiao Xiao: Guzhou, come here and let me yell.
A Guzhou Leaf: Oh, what's wrong?
Xiao Xiao: Didn't you see the world?Said to explain the cohabitation incident.
One Leaf Guzhou: ...crazy, there is nothing to explain.
Xiao Xiao: Come here quickly, there are hundreds of people in YY.
A Lonely Boat: Just come.
Because there are gossip people all over the service, there are villains, grandeur and neutrality, Xiao Xiao directly uses the reception hall as a place for explanations.
When Yu Zhou entered yy, it already showed 674 people.
Yang Aotian's interview post was even more popular than expected. Its content involved the four major conductors of the Evilman's Valley, and the content of each person was more explosive than the other.
There are many uninformed people who are looking for clues in search engines.Xiao Xiao was a little dizzy from being bombarded by private chats. After a command, he couldn't even find 007's information.Unlike Yu Zhou, he has 007 by his side and can communicate verbally.
Xiao Xiao changed the mode of Mai Xu. Although it was to clarify the cohabitation incident, it actually seemed like a large-scale event.
"Okay, the lone boat is here too, let's start." Xiao Xiao said with a sigh of relief, "Probably this is the rule, people who have problems grab the wheat, in order, each person can only ask one question, and those who cannot speak are allowed." Typing, I said grab the wheat once it starts. Guzhou, are you there?"
Hearing Xiao Xiao calling his name suddenly, Yu Zhou froze for a moment and quickly switched on the microphone: "Here!"
"Okay, let's start!"
Tang Xiaoduo has recharged her energy for a month, and she is worthy of being an elite leader in gossip, and she quickly grabbed the No. [-] wheat.
"My question is!" Before Xiao Xiao said it was time to ask questions, Tang Xiaoduo excitedly opened the microphone and asked, "Who will attack and who will suffer when you live together and sleep together?!"
Yu Zhou: "I don't live together, so you go to the wheat."
Xiao Xiao: "I haven't reached that step yet, the next one."
Yu Zhou: "..."
Many acquaintances also grabbed Mai, and most of the problems were related to cohabitation.Because the two did not have any special relationship and did not live together, the answer was very smooth.
It was Poetic Flutter's turn next.
"I want to ask, when Master Gu Zhou and Master Xiao kissed, who took the initiative to stick out their tongue?"
Yu Zhou: "..."
Xiao Xiao: "Me."
Attack and suffer stand out!
wrong!
Fuck, they really kissed! ! !
There was another burst of boiling in the chat box.
After a while, the confidante also snatched Mai.
"I want to know, Gu Zhou or Xiao Xiao, who is more handsome?"
Yu Zhou: "...Me."
Xiao Xiao: "I will."
Yu Zhou: "...Fart! It's obviously me!"
Xiao Xiao: "I really don't feel convincing when I say this."
Yu Zhou smiled "hehe" and said, "I have your photo!"
"Me too." Xiao Xiao looked calm.
"When did you take the photo secretly?!" Yu Zhou was surprised, he recalled it for a while, but he didn't remember that Xiao Xiao had ever dug up his phone to take pictures!
"Can you still know about things like candid filming?"
"..." Yu Zhou was shocked, but luckily he also has a photo!
Not only were the two parties surprised by each other, but the onlookers even clamored for "explosive photos".
However, everyone in the Wind Scar Guild and the Battle Soul Guild knew that both of their leaders were mystic sects, one was at the level of a male god, and the other was at the level of a school grass, but they refused to reveal their true colors.
No one had much hope, each of them was thinking about the next question in their minds, and when they were thinking of grabbing the wheat after the two of them had quarreled, Yu Zhou shocked the audience with his words.
"Everyone in the love and kill group is optimistic, I'm going to explode Xiao Xiao's photos!"
Yu Zhou didn't even bother to read the post. Although the post was very popular, he wasn't interested in what uncle Yang Aotian would say.Also as a commander of the villain valley, Yu Zhou can say anything he can say.
In the end, Lu Mingzhe recommended him to watch it.
"Azhou, you didn't read that hot post?" Lu Mingzhe smiled brightly, "Dahui, did you read it?"
"I saw it." Liang Hui turned his head and replied, "I thought Ah Zhou must have seen it."
Zhang Yongzhi, who was playing games on the bed, also said: "This post was posted last night, and I read it last night."
Yu Zhou: "..." What exactly is written in this post?
Just looking at the title, even though it's a popular post, Yu Zhou wouldn't even bother to read it*.
Title: Commander Yang Aotian of the Valley of the Wicked has something to say.
Content: (applause) (applause) (applause)
Editor: Hello everyone, I'm Xiaotang, the editor. Today we invite Yang Aotian, the commander of Evilman's Valley. He is also the leader of the villain's valley pvp gang Batian, a legendary figure.Alright, without further ado, let's invite Gang Leader Yang first!
Yang Aotian: Hello everyone!
Editor: Master Yang, I have heard from you, that recently you seem to have a loss of appetite, poor sleep, unsteady breath, and inconvenient movements. What happened?
Yang Aotian: Hey, thank you for your concern!
First of all, the brothers in the Valley of the Wicked all know that I am only commanding the offense and defense at noon, I am an uncle-level command, and I have a wife and children at home-I am not hostile!
Then, there are always many inconveniences when there are children at home. For example, the children need to rest at night, and I can’t disturb the children by yelling at home, and I will be abused by my wife, cough!The brothers in Wicked Valley understand me, and I also work hard on offense and defense in the evening game.
But recently, not to mention the two offensive and defensive games on the weekend, the small offensive and defensive games on Tuesday and Thursday have all been pushed on my head.I didn't dare to command loudly at night, but I was careless when I got excited... I have been disgusted by my wife and children for half a month!There are only four commanders in the Valley of the Wicked, and three of them went on strike.
Editor: This is really a disaster!Can Gang Leader Yang tell us in detail how they went on strike?
Yang Aotian: Apart from me, there are three experienced old conductors in the Valley of the Wicked: Yiye Guzhou, Hongxiu and Qing Changyi.
First of all, congratulations to Hongxiu, she was recently found out to be pregnant, and the child was still a fertilized egg. Her husband said ten times a day that the computer had radiation, which limited her time to play games, let alone command offense and defense.
Congratulations to Qing Changyi again, do you all remember the number deletion battle a while ago?It can be said that Qing Changyi has won a complete victory and embraced the beauty.The two of them have come to reality recently, and the love period has led to a linear decrease in game time, which is also understandable.
Editor: What about the lonely boat?
Yang Aotian: A lonely boat?
Everyone knows One Leaf Lonely Boat, right?Nobody doesn't know each other, right?That's good.
According to insiders, Yiye Guzhou and Xiao Xiao are living together, I won't say much about the rest, you all know it!
Editor: Oh oh oh, Xiaotang has also heard about this matter.
It is reported that Yiye Guzhou had already lived with Xiao Xiao during the Qing Changyi deletion battle incident, and the two teamed up to help Qing Changyi overcome the difficulties and added points to their relationship.There is also a post on this forum, click on the link.
Then there was the fact that the commander of Evilman Valley appeared in the Haoqi League yy, and Yiye Guzhou replaced Xiao Xiao Shangmai to command the Haoqi League. I believe everyone knows about it.For details, please click the link.
Love □ □ karma is difficult to have both, I believe everyone should know the reason for Yiye Guzhou's strike, is the Valley of the Wicked considering training a few new conductors to serve as MCs?
So, let's get back to the topic and give sympathetic applause to Yang Aotian's leader!
Clap clap clap clap clap!
This is the end of today's interview, let's see you next time!
Only then did Yu Zhou realize that this post was posted by Tang Xiaoduo.
After reading the post, Yu Zhou didn't even have time to read the comments, he had already guessed the ending.
However, he has long been used to being gossiped by others, so his mood has not been affected.It's just that he gave Yang Aotian the Fanxing number, so he still cheated himself like this.
Perhaps Yang Aotian has indeed commanded too many offenses and defenses recently.
Tang Xiaoduo hasn't seen her gossiping for a long time after her return, it's too boring.
Feel free.
After reading it, Yu Zhou quickly put the matter behind him, skipped the post very generously, and asked his roommate to eat in the cafeteria.
The four of them seldom get together for dinner, either they are too lazy to go out because they are too lazy to go out, or they have an appointment.
Today they got together quite well, each ordered food and sat at the same table.
There was a piece of sweet and sour pork tenderloin in Zhang Yongzhi's bowl. Yu Zhou quickly put a chopstick into his mouth, frowning and swallowed it.
"Hey, aren't you usually the least picky eater, and you can just bring food for you." Zhang Yongzhi felt quite happy when he saw Yu Zhou's expression, and couldn't help but tease him, "Gourmet, tell me, What are you dissatisfied with?"
"Isn't this sweet and sour pork?"
"Yes."
"Why do I eat like meat wrapped in honey?"
"..."
When Lu Mingzhe heard this, he was also happy: "Isn't it the same in the cafeteria? It tastes different every day." He also took chopsticks, put a piece on Zhang Yongzhi's plate, and said with a smile, "It's really honey-coated meat today." ...forgot to put vinegar on this?"
Zhang Yongzhi thought it was quite normal when he ate it, but after listening to them, he also felt that it was a bit too sweet and greasy: "Then I have eaten salt and vinegar pork tenderloin before."
"Pfft." Yu Zhou was choked up and took a bite of the celery on his plate, thinking it was too greasy.
"When did you become so talkative?" Liang Hui, who was sitting on the side eating silently, said, "Isn't it always like this in the cafeteria?"
"Ask Ah Zhou, isn't it said that he can eat pig food?" Lu Mingzhe smiled and pointed at Yu Zhou with his chopsticks.
Yu Zhou was also very troubled, he finally knew why Qi Ruoqing was so talkative, how could she still be able to eat in the cafeteria after eating the food made by Xiao Xiao!Even the takeaway has to choose the taste!
"Hey, don't look for a woman who can cook when you get married in the future. You have to kneel." Yu Zhou shook his head and put down his chopsticks. He barely ate more than half of it today.
"You have to kneel to find a woman who can't cook." Zhang Yongzhi suddenly looked up at Yu Zhou, "Speaking of which, where did you go yesterday? Why didn't you go back to the dormitory to sleep?"
"That's right, I slept in the dormitory." Lu Mingzhe immediately added.
It was only then that Yu Zhou remembered that when he went out yesterday, he only said that he was going out to have a meal with someone, and he didn't say that he would play until late, let alone that he would stay outside.
Normally, it's normal for Lu Mingzhe not to go back to the dormitory, but Yu Zhou hasn't been there for a whole year.
Seeing several pairs of eyes looking at him ambiguously, Yu Zhou said with a dry smile, "I'm staying at Xiao Xiao's house."
Zhang Yongzhi's eyes widened: "You..."
"Hey, what are you thinking!" Yu Zhou interrupted him guiltily, "I went to the bar to watch his performance! It was too late and the subway stopped, and he said it was too expensive to take a taxi, so just let me stay for one night! That's it! "
Zhang Yongzhi reluctantly accepted his explanation, but Lu Mingzhe narrowed his eyes and looked at Yu Zhou with a half-smile: "I heard from my friend that yesterday at the door of our dormitory..."
"Master Lu, you are my brother!"
"Yeah, remember my kindness."
"..."
Zhang Yongzhi looked at the two of them strangely: "What happened to the door of the dormitory building yesterday?"
Lu Mingzhe and Yu Zhou: "It's nothing!"
"..."
Things just went in a strange direction.
In the night's attack and defense, Evilman's Valley was still commanded by Yu Zhou.
Haoqi League also played with Xiao Xiao, and the two had a big battle, and finally Yu Zhou won a big victory.
With Yingfeng, Eternal Heart, and Pretty Niuniu next to 007, it's hard not to win!
Yu Zhou was stunned, the world channel and the faction channel had been posting Yang Aotian's interview posts all the time, and he didn't care at all.
After a while, Xiao Xiao sent a private chat.
Xiao Xiao: Guzhou, come here and let me yell.
A Guzhou Leaf: Oh, what's wrong?
Xiao Xiao: Didn't you see the world?Said to explain the cohabitation incident.
One Leaf Guzhou: ...crazy, there is nothing to explain.
Xiao Xiao: Come here quickly, there are hundreds of people in YY.
A Lonely Boat: Just come.
Because there are gossip people all over the service, there are villains, grandeur and neutrality, Xiao Xiao directly uses the reception hall as a place for explanations.
When Yu Zhou entered yy, it already showed 674 people.
Yang Aotian's interview post was even more popular than expected. Its content involved the four major conductors of the Evilman's Valley, and the content of each person was more explosive than the other.
There are many uninformed people who are looking for clues in search engines.Xiao Xiao was a little dizzy from being bombarded by private chats. After a command, he couldn't even find 007's information.Unlike Yu Zhou, he has 007 by his side and can communicate verbally.
Xiao Xiao changed the mode of Mai Xu. Although it was to clarify the cohabitation incident, it actually seemed like a large-scale event.
"Okay, the lone boat is here too, let's start." Xiao Xiao said with a sigh of relief, "Probably this is the rule, people who have problems grab the wheat, in order, each person can only ask one question, and those who cannot speak are allowed." Typing, I said grab the wheat once it starts. Guzhou, are you there?"
Hearing Xiao Xiao calling his name suddenly, Yu Zhou froze for a moment and quickly switched on the microphone: "Here!"
"Okay, let's start!"
Tang Xiaoduo has recharged her energy for a month, and she is worthy of being an elite leader in gossip, and she quickly grabbed the No. [-] wheat.
"My question is!" Before Xiao Xiao said it was time to ask questions, Tang Xiaoduo excitedly opened the microphone and asked, "Who will attack and who will suffer when you live together and sleep together?!"
Yu Zhou: "I don't live together, so you go to the wheat."
Xiao Xiao: "I haven't reached that step yet, the next one."
Yu Zhou: "..."
Many acquaintances also grabbed Mai, and most of the problems were related to cohabitation.Because the two did not have any special relationship and did not live together, the answer was very smooth.
It was Poetic Flutter's turn next.
"I want to ask, when Master Gu Zhou and Master Xiao kissed, who took the initiative to stick out their tongue?"
Yu Zhou: "..."
Xiao Xiao: "Me."
Attack and suffer stand out!
wrong!
Fuck, they really kissed! ! !
There was another burst of boiling in the chat box.
After a while, the confidante also snatched Mai.
"I want to know, Gu Zhou or Xiao Xiao, who is more handsome?"
Yu Zhou: "...Me."
Xiao Xiao: "I will."
Yu Zhou: "...Fart! It's obviously me!"
Xiao Xiao: "I really don't feel convincing when I say this."
Yu Zhou smiled "hehe" and said, "I have your photo!"
"Me too." Xiao Xiao looked calm.
"When did you take the photo secretly?!" Yu Zhou was surprised, he recalled it for a while, but he didn't remember that Xiao Xiao had ever dug up his phone to take pictures!
"Can you still know about things like candid filming?"
"..." Yu Zhou was shocked, but luckily he also has a photo!
Not only were the two parties surprised by each other, but the onlookers even clamored for "explosive photos".
However, everyone in the Wind Scar Guild and the Battle Soul Guild knew that both of their leaders were mystic sects, one was at the level of a male god, and the other was at the level of a school grass, but they refused to reveal their true colors.
No one had much hope, each of them was thinking about the next question in their minds, and when they were thinking of grabbing the wheat after the two of them had quarreled, Yu Zhou shocked the audience with his words.
"Everyone in the love and kill group is optimistic, I'm going to explode Xiao Xiao's photos!"
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