The commander on the opposite side looks over

The sky is bright, the balcony casts a faint morning light, and the cool morning breeze blows in from the half-open window slightly, and the curtains move against the wind.

In the quiet dormitory, there was only the sound of even breathing. When Yu Zhou first moved into the dormitory, he once sighed.

What kind of fate, what kind of luck, that no four people in a room snore.

Listen to the next door, listen to the opposite, the snoring that penetrates the wall, the domestic violence of punching and kicking, the helpless roaring... A good roommate who doesn't snore is hard to come by.

It's a pity that the four of them are not very normal.

It was just after seven o'clock, and the sun had not yet illuminated the dormitory, but the door was opened in an extremely violent way.

"Kata-Boom-Boom-Zi-Da-Crack!!!"

With trembling hands, Lu Mingzhe opened the door of the dormitory. With too much force, the door hit the wall and bounced back, hooking his foot just in time.One staggered to the ground, his sneakers rubbed against the ground, making a harsh sound, he jumped up with his palms on the ground, and kicked the door shut.

Zhang Yongzhi, who was sleeping on the lower bunk, was the first to be woken up. He fiddled with his mobile phone until three o'clock in the morning last night, and was the last to sleep. He slept for less than four hours.

But a warm man is a warm man. After being woken up, he looked at the time rationally, a vein appeared on his forehead, then turned over, rubbed his eyes, and saw the person clearly in a daze.

"Master Lu?" Zhang Yongzhi cared inarticulately, "Are you alright?"

"It's something, it's something!" Lu Mingzhe rummaged through the luggage and quickly woke up the two people on the upper bunk.

Yu Zhou frowned, trying to cover his ears with a pillow, but couldn't find it after searching for a long time.It wasn't until he was completely woken up that he remembered that the pillow was thrown away by Zhang Yongzhi last night.

"Master Lu, Uncle Lu... Please do me a favor and let me sleep." Yu Zhou is cloudy and cloudy, and the appearance of getting up is different every day.Probably because it was unusually calm before going to bed last night, or because I was in a better mood, and actually entered a soft state.

"Oh, Zhou, I'm sorry, I'll let you sleep when I'm done." Lu Mingzhe kept moving, looked up at Yu Zhou, and said suddenly, "Hey, Zhou, aren't you a high school student?"

"Yeah." Yu Zhou hugged the blanket and looked at him with half-opened eyes.

Lu Mingzhe asked: "Have you made people's stomachs bigger?"

"What?!" Zhang Yongzhi jumped up from the bed, his bloodshot eyes stared like gongs, and the dark circles under his eyes were thickened even more, looking haggard and panicked.

Lu Mingzhe was taken aback by him: "Oh, Brother Zhi, are you shooting ghost movies?"

"Have you made your belly bigger?" Zhang Yongzhi stared into his eyes.

Nuan Nan expressed his disdain for this behavior with his eyes.

Lu Mingzhe smiled awkwardly: "Actually, I don't know either."

Yu Zhou was also fully awake this time. He lay on the bed, hung half of his body, and looked at Lu Mingzhe jokingly: "Master Lu, I am not as great as you, and I am not as big as a woman's belly."

"Aren't you a school grass?"

"...Do you want to make others belly up if you become a school grass?"

Lu Mingzhe glanced at him: "A person who has been a school grass can't be a virgin?"

"Of course not!" Yu Zhou roared, "I have experience before being a school grass!"

Lu Mingzhe laughed out loud: "...I didn't expect you to be quite cautious."

"..."

Yu Zhou was a little depressed, but he didn't refute him.

Although there are innocent schoolgirls, but Yu Zhou in high school was indeed a dissolute type, quite like a harem beauty.

Yu Zhou also had a formal girlfriend, but he always felt that it was not interesting. Every time the other party hinted that he could develop further, he still didn't express it.

Those so-called first bases, second bases and third bases were all bought by girlfriends over and over again.

Later, a confidante of Yu Zhou told him that he didn't want to do anything deeper than liking those girlfriends because he didn't like them at all.

In order not to fundamentally harm the young girl, the confidante advised him not to easily agree to the other party's confession, and wait until he has someone he likes before pursuing him, then he will definitely not be able to help but want to take the initiative.

Yu Zhou felt that what he said was very reasonable. For this reason, he never had a girlfriend in his glorious school days, so the saying "school grass belongs to everyone" spread.

As a school girl with integrity, Yu Zhou wouldn't even make a move if it wasn't his girlfriend, and the other party could only get him to refuse if he took the initiative.

Yu Zhou enjoyed the feeling of being sought after by all the girls in the school, but he never had any interest in anyone.

Lu Mingzhe seems to have been stumped this time. After living together for a year, Yu Zhou's sympathy soared, and he chatted about his school grass legend.

"So you're still an innocent school girl?" Lu Mingzhe had already packed a suitcase, opened the shoe cabinet and was picking out shoes, "It's easy for you to go out and find a girlfriend with your face, why bother your right hand."

Yu Zhou felt helpless, rolled his eyes and said, "Tsk, I said that I didn't have a normal girlfriend in high school."

"Why? Just because I haven't met anyone I like?" Lu Mingzhe paused for a rare moment, and looked back at Yu Zhou, "Do you know, I haven't met anyone I like."

"Hey, hey, hey!" Zhang Yongzhi suddenly interrupted him, lifted the blanket and rolled it into a ball, and made a gesture of "wiping his neck", "You polluted the pure air in the dormitory, I want to silence you...don't indoctrinate Ah Zhou with your obscene Scumbag thinking."

"Everyone has their own preferences. How do you know that Ah Zhou must be pure in heart?" Lu Mingzhe assumed the attitude of someone who has experienced it, and glanced at Zhang Yongzhi. Don’t stare at me, I’m telling the truth! Women nowadays look at faces, like me and Ah Zhou, going out is for the benefit of the society. It doesn’t matter if you don’t like it, just treat it as enjoying the service.” He kicked Zhang Yongzhi bed, "Didn't you find a girlfriend too, how does that feel?"

"Qiqi and I have only dated for a day!" Zhang Yongzhi absolutely couldn't understand Lu Mingzhe, he stared blankly, felt a little dizzy, and fell back on the pillow again.

"Master Lu, I don't think so." Yu Zhou digested Lu Mingzhe's words for a while, and said, "Even if it's consensual and not a disaster, I really don't feel much about people I don't like."

"Have you ever had feelings for anyone?"

"No, not all women are like that, everything is okay, I really don't have any deeper thoughts." Yu Zhou waved his hand, "Nowadays, women don't feel pleasing to the eye."

Lu Mingzhe laughed: "Azhou, are you sure you are not frigid or not sexual?"

Yu Zhou glared at him: "You have done so many, are you sure you don't have AIDS?"

"Sure, sure." Lu Mingzhe shrugged his shoulders indifferently, "I don't think women are pleasing to the eye. Are you considering liking men?"

"..."

like men? !

Yu Zhou stared at Lu Mingzhe for a while, this flirtatious man looked like a dog, a little taller than himself, he probably didn't take care of himself much this morning, his short brown hair was a bit messy.

He was wearing a thin shirt, and his complexion was a healthy tan color. When he smiled, he looked a little naughty, looking very frivolous, and women liked him.

Looking at Zhang Yongzhi again, the warm man is well-behaved, 1.7 meters tall, his hair is not dyed or permed, and he is spotlessly clean. When he wears black-rimmed glasses, he looks like a handsome young man.

When chasing his girlfriend, because the other party didn't like him wearing glasses, he also made a special trip to get contact lenses.That gives people the feeling that he has matured a lot, and looks like a good man at home.

Liang Hui, who had slept like a dead pig before showing his head, was the most ordinary. He had squinted eyes and a few pimples on his forehead. He lived a relatively low-key life on weekdays.

Probably because I don't have much confidence in myself, I don't seem to have had a girlfriend, and I never thought about having a girlfriend, and I didn't even plan to date online, for fear of seeing the light and dying, and disillusioning the other party.

Lu Mingzhe looked at Yu Zhou at himself, then at Zhang Yongzhi, and wanted to pull Liang Hui's quilt, so he slapped the table with a smile: "Ah Zhou, are you on a blind date? Which one suits you better?"

Yu Zhoute thought about it seriously: "If you really want to say something, a warm man is more acceptable."

"Hahaha..." Lu Mingzhe also looked at Zhang Yongzhi jokingly, "Well... I think so too." He looked at Zhang Yongzhi with piercing eyes, and couldn't help but walked a few steps towards his bed, "You still Needless to say, this thin-skinned and tender meat looks tastier than a woman's."

Zhang Yongzhi: "..."

"You are so fucking hungry!" Zhang Yongzhi smashed Yu Zhou's pillow on Lu Mingzhe's face, "Crazy." After saying that, he fell asleep sullenly.

"Haha, Master Lu must be deflated." Yu Zhou stretched out his hand, pointing to the pillow in Lu Mingzhe's hand.

"Just kidding..." Lu Mingzhe handed him the pillow, "A Zhou is actually okay, but my taste is relatively light."

"You just want to say that I have a strong taste, right?!" Yu Zhou glared at him, "You're talking nonsense! A man who can make a woman's belly bigger, is it bland?!"

"I didn't say that I made a woman's belly bigger. I haven't figured it out yet!" Lu Mingzhe was a little depressed when he talked about it, "I'm still very careful when I do this. She pointed to her stomach and said it was my seed, and asked me to accompany her to the hospital in the afternoon... I booked a bus ticket for the morning and went home today."

"...You are so unkind!"

"Let's talk about it, the tickets are all booked." Lu Mingzhe suddenly lost interest in chatting, changed his clothes, checked his wallet, and sat down on the bed with a sigh.

Yu Zhou was also infected by his depressing aura: "Look, let you mess around with women, do you want to really think about warm men... I promise you don't have such troubles..."

"A Zhou!" Zhang Yongzhi suddenly raised his foot and kicked the wooden plank on the upper bunk, "Do you have a boyfriend? Why don't you share it with your brothers? I heard your voice on the phone last night. The other party is a man. , I even sang for you!"

Yu Zhou: "..."