The commander on the opposite side looks over

One day, Yu Zhou and Xiao Xiao were teleported to another world, and a black cloud appeared in the sky.

Hei Yun: If you want to go back, you must answer my question!

Yu Zhou: ...

Xiao Xiao: Ask.

Hei Yun: Name?

Yu Zhou: Yu Zhou.

Xiao Xiao: Xiao Xiao.

Hei Yun: You actually used your stage name to fool me!

Yu Zhou: No.

Heiyun: I didn't mention you!

Yu Zhou: ...

Xiao Xiao: Qi Zixiao.

Hei Yun: Hehe, do you know how many people don't even know your name? !

Yu Zhou: What the hell is Guan Xiaoxiao?

Hei Yun: Is it my fault?

Xiao Xiao: As long as you are happy.

Heiyun: Where was the first meeting place?How was the first impression?

Yu Zhou: Haoqimeng, hehe, my first impression is that I want to kill him.

Xiao Xiao: Wasn't your first impression of love at first sight and then ran away with me?

Yu Zhou: Shit!Obviously it's you.

Xiao Xiao: Me?Well, do you remember what you were doing at the time?

Yu Zhou: ...

Xiao Xiao: Alright, to answer the question, my first impression is...there is actually an idiot here who watches the scenery with Qingyuan.

Yu Zhou: ... (It was agreed not to mention black history!)

Hei Yun: So change it, first encounter in reality?

Yu Zhou: Bar!

Xiao Xiao: Yes.

Hei Yun: Why are you so excited?

Yu Zhou: Can you not be excited? !

Hei Yun: Yo, it looks like you are very satisfied with Mr. Xiao's career?

Yu Zhou: Tsk.

Hei Yun: Is Master Xiao still satisfied with Master Gu Zhou's job?

Xiao Xiao: The profession of student is quite exciting.

Hei Yun: ... (Why does this sound a bit weird?)

Hei Yun: So what do you like about the other party?

Yu Zhou: Uh...

Xiao Xiao: Work hard, persist, be gentle, not admit defeat, be helpful, humorous, funny...

Yu Zhou: All right, stop!

Heiyun: You haven't answered yet!

Yu Zhou: Uh... know how to cook?

Xiao Xiao: ...

Hei Yun: What kind of animal do you think the other party looks like?

Yu Zhou: Let me think about it.

Xiao Xiao: A rabbit that can blow fur?

Yu Zhou: ... a dog?

Hei Yun: ......... Can you answer seriously? ? ! ! !

Xiao Xiao: A cat that blows hair?A squirrel that explodes?A furry raccoon?A koala that can explode? …

Heiyun: What the fuck koalas also blow their hair?

Yu Zhou: Golden Retriever, Samoyed, Collie, Akita, Husky...

Heiyun: Husky isn't you?

Yu Zhou: ...

Hei Yun: What gift would you like to give for the other party's birthday?

Yu Zhou: Piano.

Heiyun: Really? !

Yu Zhou: But I have no money.

Hei Yun: ...What about the future?

Yu Zhou: What the hell, you asked about giving it away!Just think about it!

Heiyun: ...

Xiao Xiao: durex

Heiyun: It sounds amazing!

Xiao Xiao: Stop pretending.

Hei Yun: ...Good lord.

Hei Yun: Is there anything about the other party that makes you dissatisfied?

Yu Zhou: There are many!I feel bad when I see him!

Hei Yun: Master Gu Zhou, now that the raw rice is cooked, don't be arrogant.

Xiao Xiao: I am dissatisfied with his arrogance and lack of frankness.

Yu Zhou: ...Fart!

Xiao Xiao: And often swearing.

Yu Zhou: You don’t say the same thing!

Heiyun: Where was the first date?

Yu Zhou: Dating?

Xiao Xiao: My home.

black cloud:

Yu Zhou: Wait, when did you have a date? How come I don’t know? !

Heiyun: Next question.

Hei Yun: Do you think the other party will change his mind?What should I do if I change my mind?Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Yu Zhou: ...Why are there so many questions at once?

Xiao Xiao: No, hehe, no.

Yu Zhou: ...What are you talking about?

Xiao Xiao: Answers to three questions.

Heiyun: Hehe.

Hei Yun: When do you think the other party looks the most handsome?

Yu Zhou: While cooking.

Xiao Xiao: When I was drunk.

Yu Zhou: ...

Xiao Xiao: Let’s change to another one. When commanding offense and defense.

Hei Yun: Is your relationship public?

Yu Zhou: Of course not...no...unpublished...ah...

Xiao Xiao: The whole world is asking us to be together.

Heiyun: Together, together, together! ! !

Hei Yun: Are you satisfied with the current way of getting along?

Yu Zhou: It’s okay.

Xiao Xiao: Not satisfied.

Yu Zhou:? ? ?

Xiao Xiao: Sometimes he is too coy.

Yu Zhou: When?

Xiao Xiao: (gazing affectionately)

Yu Zhou: It hurts!

Hei Yun: Ouch, this is a technical issue!Ha ha ha ha!

Xiao Xiao: Very cool, right?

Yu Zhou: No... It's not that it hurts when doing it... Uh no, it hurts anyway!

Xiao Xiao: ...

Hei Yun: Alright, let's talk about Gongshou?

Yu Zhou: ...

Xiao Xiao: This is too obvious and nothing to talk about.

Yu Zhou: Rub!

Heiyun: Tell me about the first time you did it?

Yu Zhou: You are enough!

Xiao Xiao: Good experience.

Yu Zhou: ...

Xiao Xiao: I hope to have more experiences.

Yu Zhou: Fuck you, uncle!

Xiao Xiao: Come fuck/I'll ​​do it.

Yu Zhou: Can you please stop asking this question?

Heiyun: Forgot to set it?Do you still want to go back?

Yu Zhou: ...

Hei Yun: Where is the other party most sensitive?

Yu Zhou: All right, all right, just answer.The eyes are the most sensitive. As soon as those little eyes floated on me, his whole body became sensitive.

Hei Yun: What an astonishing sentence!

Xiao Xiao: Well, he is right.As soon as I saw him, I wanted to kiss his ear, just a light touch, and his whole body went limp.

Yu Zhou: Damn it!

Hei Yun: Have you thought about getting s and m?

Yu Zhou: What the hell?

Xiao Xiao: I have thought about it.

Yu Zhou: I rely on you to think about it.

Heiyun: Didn't you understand? !

Yu Zhou: Did I say I didn’t understand? !

Hei Yun: Oh, Xiao Xiao is about to give him to s, m!

Hei Yun: Did you use small props during h?

Yu Zhou: ...

Xiao Xiao: I have used it.

Yu Zhou: Huh? ? ? ? ?

Hei Yun: What props? ? ?

Xiao Xiao: I used to... forget it or not.

Yu Zhou: ...! ! !

Hei Yun: Mr. Xiao, you have obsessive-compulsive disorder!

Xiao Xiao: Once when Gu Zhou was drunk, he was more obedient, and then...well...put it in.

Yu Zhou: ...

Heiyun: ...

Yu Zhou: Wait a minute, Xiao Xiao, where did you go? ! ! !

Hei Yun: Has the recipient ever taken the initiative?

Yu Zhou: How could there be.

Xiao Xiao: The first time we met in reality, he was lying on my bed drunk.

Yu Zhou: I rely on me, why don't I remember this.

Xiao Xiao: Because you were drunk...

Heiyun: What do you think about compulsive behavior?

Yu Zhou: Who can force me with my size!

Hei Yun: You don't need to say so implicitly that you have always been voluntary.

Yu Zhou: ...

Xiao Xiao: Coercion can actually be a kind of fun.

Heiyun: Ouch!

Xiao Xiao: Saying no with a forced expression makes me more excited.

Yu Zhou: I rely on...

Hei Yun: Hahahahahahaha, it’s still too late to change partners.

Hei Yun: What part do you most want to be kissed by the other party?What part of your partner would you most like to kiss?

Yu Zhou: I hope to hear a dirty answer to this question, right?

Hei Yun: Please answer honestly.

Xiao Xiao: Mouth, ears.

Heiyun: A simple and rude answer...

Yu Zhou: Did my ears provoke you?

Xiao Xiao: Sensitive.

Yu Zhou: ...

Yu Zhou: I forgot to answer, mouth, mouth, because it's cool!

Hei Yun: What were you thinking during h?

Yu Zhou: ...

Xiao Xiao: It doesn't matter if he's interested, whether it hurts, whether it's comfortable or not, how many times can he come...

Yu Zhou: ...

Heiyun: You should answer!

Yu Zhou: I answered!

Heiyun: ...

Yu Zhou: There are only a series of ellipsis left in my mind.

Hei Yun: During h, did you take off your clothes by yourself, or did the other party help you take them off?

Yu Zhou: We tore each other apart.

Xiao Xiao: Well, rich and willful.

Heiyun: ...

Hei Yun: When the other party does something, do you feel that you are loved by him?

Yu Zhou: I direct offense and defense and he acts as 007 for me.

Xiao Xiao: When h is not twitchy.

Hei Yun: If Xiao Xiao was 007 for you, Gu Zhou, would you be willing to hold back?

Yu Zhou: ...

Hei Yun: Your love is too unequal.

Yu Zhou: I rely on this is the same thing? !

Xiao Xiao: I would like to make 007 for you.

Yu Zhou: ...Can we still have fun? !

Hei Yun: How much do you like each other?

Yu Zhou: I like him so much that I want to turn him into the Valley of the Evil.

Xiao Xiao: I like it so much that I do 007 for him.

Hei Yun: Lord Xiao is too great!

Yu Zhou: Fart!nonsense!

Xiao Xiao: Well, compared to being 007, it's actually better to beat him directly and admit defeat.

Yu Zhou: Come on, come on, come on!Forgot who has been winning recently? !Mr. Xiao is exhausted!You can retire hahaha!

Xiao Xiao: Call Fuqin back this weekend.

Yu Zhou: Who is afraid of whom!I'm going back to the dorm this weekend!

Xiao Xiao: It depends on whether you go back or not...

Yu Zhou: ...

Hei Yun: ... Did you run a little far...

Hei Yun: If there is an afterlife, do you still hope to be lovers?

Yu Zhou: No!

Xiao Xiao: Marriage will probably be legal in the next life.

Hei Yun: It's so sad to be illegal.

Yu Zhou: No!

Xiao Xiao: It doesn't matter, our hearts are together.

Heiyun: Eachother is so romantic!

Yu Zhou: No! !

Xiao Xiao: So if there is an afterlife, I hope to get a marriage certificate, which is a long-cherished wish.

Hei Yun: It is also possible in this life!In my lifetime!

Yu Zhou: No! ! !

Xiao Xiao: Well, even if he is too old to walk, I will drag him to the Civil Affairs Bureau.

Hei Yun: Let's have a wedding first!

Yu Zhou: ... I said why do you choose to ignore me?

Hei Yun: How long do you think you can love each other?

Yu Zhou: For a lifetime.

Xiao Xiao: Forever.

Hei Yun: Ouch, Mr. Gu Zhou is not coddling this time?

Yu Zhou: Brother, I am a dedicated person!

Xiao Xiao: In the next life, I will have to get a marriage certificate.

Yu Zhou: I don't believe this!

Xiao Xiao: Huh?

Yu Zhou: Who told you that you will never get it in this life? !

Heiyun: Please say something to your lover.

Yu Zhou: ...

Xiao Xiao: I love you, always.

Yu Zhou: Me too.

Hei Yun: The mission is complete, start teleportation.

Yu Zhou: Is this finished?

Hei Yun: How many more questions do you want to ask?

Xiao Xiao: Let's go, lonely boat, the one who goes first won't be smashed with rotten eggs.

Heiyun: ...