BT Western Han Dynasty Picking Chrysanthemums

The guy in the above review is him, but now Wei Tongxie doesn't have the energy to scold these unscrupulous guys across time and space.

Ever since Major Dawei, our protagonist Wei Kang children's shoes, was blown up into the sky by a burning gas tank, Wei children's shoes knew that he was sacrificed, he was doomed, and waved goodbye to this world of living people, just for Mao seemed to suddenly hear someone screaming in his ear again: "Madam, work hard, Madam, work hard!" What kind of mother's situation is this?

About two hours passed, which is four hours as the saying goes.Major Wei Kang was able to breathe air again, and not in the form of Ah Piao, he really breathed with human lungs.

"Come out, come out!" There were screams in the ears of Wei's children's shoes.

In fact, for this cheating world, Wei Kang went from anger to despair, and then to calmness as early as ten or twenty years ago.But for being born out of a woman's womb again, and being slapped with blood on his ass by a fleshy old woman, Wei Kang cried and expressed that it was really frightening and sincere Pit father ah!

"Congratulations madam, you are a son."

This congratulations made Wei Kang unable to howl, madam, son?These days, does anyone still talk like this?What kind of retro hospital is this?

"Let me see him," a weak, panting female voice reached Wei Kang's ears.

In the next second, Wei Kang saw a woman with disheveled hair and sweaty face. None of the women who had just given birth could be considered a beauty.But this woman still surprised Wei Kang again. Her black hair is three thousand feet long. Looking down, this woman is not wearing clothes underneath, but there are still clothes on top, which looks like a kimono.

"Why doesn't he cry?"

Following this question, Wei Kang's little ass was slapped again.

Nima!Wei Kang swears violently in his heart, a dignified man, he won't cry if he says he won't cry, and he won't cry if he is beaten to death!

"Crack, clap, clap clap, clap clap," the applause sounded rhythmically.

Inhumanity!Wei Kang finally wailed again in this inhumane way of crippling the newborn, and he would die if he spanked again!

"The general is waiting outside!" Just as Wei Kang was sobbing, his savior ran in. Because his eyes were blurred from crying, Wei Kang couldn't see the benefactor's face clearly, so he heard the benefactor say: "Hurry up and take the son out!"

General?This is Gao Gan?This high-ranking cadre is very literary, Wei Kang thought.

The scene in front of him changed, Wei Kang saw the carved beams and painted buildings that are unique to Suzhou gardens, and before he could make any impressions, he saw a very beautiful and handsome man's face.

"My lord, Qing has a son."

Wei Kangbao uttered what sounded like howls to others, but was actually an angry roar. By the way, he pissed on the general from the little dick.The world is collapsing!Pit father ah!Nima!God, don't let labor catch you!Otherwise, labor and management will spray you to death with a mouthful of blood!

In fact, it is understandable that Wei Kang is so excited. At the moment he saw his father in this life, Wei Kang realized that Wei Kang died, and then Wei Kang wore it.

Wei Qing, Wei Zhongqing, our General Wei Qing of the Western Han and Wu Dynasties, hugged his eldest son with a silly smile, and did not dislike the gift of our Wei children's shoes for him, the boy took a pee.This is his first son, and he, Wei Qing, has a son. Just this alone makes Wei Qing, who is a new father, full of joy.

"Uncle," Huo Qubing, who had already joined the army, moved closer to Wei Qing, and looked curiously at the little boy who was crying so hard in his uncle's arms, "Why is he so ugly?" With just one glance, our Huo Da The general disliked Wei's children's shoes and said: "The whole body is red, like a mouse!"

Wei Kang stopped howling, he stared at the man who said he was ugly.

"Qubing can't talk nonsense!" An old woman's voice came: "Children are born like this, and they will be beautiful after a few days."

"Really?" At this time, Huo Qubing didn't have the guts to kill the Huns like a pig. Out of curiosity, Huo Qubing poked Wei Kang's children's shoes in the face, and put his own handsome face together. He came to Wei's children's shoes.

Without a moment's hesitation, Wei Kang's children's shoes spit on Huo Qubing's face and gave him his first meeting gift to General Huo.

"You're a rat, your household registration book is full of rats!" Wei Tongxie cursed angrily in his heart, but he didn't know that this kind of curse on the household registration book of greeting people scolded him himself.Of course, this person has no idea how much and how much "pain" he has left for his relatives and friends in the 21st century.

Volume 4 [-] Mrs. Yuan Wei is a hard-working child

Realizing that he was dead, he wore the Wei children's shoes again. He never thought of looking for death and then wearing it again. It was not because he was happy with the situation, but because, unless he had the ability to suffocate himself to death, with his small body like a baby, looking for death would be wrong. It is too contrary to the laws of nature.

Sleeping on a big carved bed, Wei children's shoes have nothing to do all day long, they can only do mental exercise, which finally made him understand one thing, no wonder he has to struggle like this in the 21st century, and he feels flustered if he doesn't struggle , Can't sleep, he is not preparing for the life-threatening zombie world, he is preparing for time travel.Nima, Wei Kang, no, the Wei children's shoes, which are now named Wei's wife, once again cursed in their hearts, just wear them, let him turn into a little kid, what's the use of hair?Wearing this skin, how did he shine, how did he become king, how did he deceive his father and mother, and how did he do harm to one party? !

The two women came to the bed at this moment.

When Mrs. Wei saw the two pairs of white flowers and swollen human organs, he couldn't complain anymore. He was actually not that hungry and thirsty, and he wanted to drink the human milk of two nurses in one meal.

"Young master, be good," a nanny picked up Mr. Wei.

Wei Wei rolled his eyes, he had to bow his head under the eaves.The so-called injustice is minor, but starvation is major. Wei Tongxie bit the nurse's human milk supply organ with one bite.

"The eldest son knows how to bite people before he has teeth," the senior nanny in her 20s said to her colleagues with a smile, "Is this the son of a general?"

Mrs. Wei didn't choke to death on a mouthful of human milk, and after drinking a milk, he could tell that he was a general. How high a level of physiognomy must this be?

"That's it," said the nanny who was waiting to be put on duty, "where can our general's son be sent?"

Pit father ah!Let's go hard!While Mrs. Wei drank the slightly fishy but absolutely natural human milk, he felt grief and indignation in his heart.He has also read a few novels collected by the second sister. The people in them are time travel, some are emperors and generals, some are rich and powerful. So, does it have to be a little transparent?Or is it a little transparent who is too miserable?

Mrs. Wei bit the thing in his mouth fiercely, it was not obscene, the nanny's appearance was not his thing, he was venting his anger.

Wei Qing of the Western Han Dynasty, anyone who knows a little bit of history knows that General Sima of the Han Wu Dynasty has counted the famous generals for 5000 years. up.But everyone in the world remembers Wei Qing, how many people remember Mrs. and Mrs. Wei?There is no military exploits, nor martial arts. In the historical records of Uncle Sima Qian, this one is just a few pens, which is completely transparent.It's still a little transparent person who has a bad life,

Thinking of the word "unfortunate death", Mrs. Wei suddenly couldn't drink milk. As a child with bad character and excellent students, Mrs. Wei clearly remembered that when Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty and his son Prince Liu Shi, this hard-working child In the middle of the shopping, which is also known as the scourge of witchcraft in history, Liu Ju, the poor child, was forced to death by his father, and by the way, Mrs. Wei, the poor child of Wei Qing's family, died together.This kind of life, alas, Mrs. Wei still wants to find God when thinking about her hard life, or the great god in charge of time travel, hug her thigh first, if she can't go back, then beat this soul lightly !A living person can't be suffocated by urine, he Wei Kang, no, it's him Wei and his wife who can't be pissed to death by this breath!

Volume 5 Onlookers Live Edition

Time will not stop passing just because Mrs. Wei is cursing God in her heart every day.

In a blink of an eye, Mrs. Wei will be two years old. As the eldest son of the Wei family, his reputation is not very good.Because Mrs. Wei still can't speak when he is two years old, what he does every day is to crawl around. The house of Wei's mansion is big enough, with yards inside yards, and a garden is connected with a garden. Anyway, it is enough for Wei children's shoes that are heavier than infancy to vent their energy. .At the beginning, Mrs. Wei disappeared, and the people in Wei's mansion went out to look for it together, but no one believed him after shouting wolf three times. Mrs. Wei is more serious than this, and Mrs. Wei, who is left alone, goes out to "inspect" the house every day.Anyway, the eldest son of the Wei family is dumb, he doesn't learn to walk, and he only likes to crawl on all fours. This characteristic was spread from Chang'an to the whole country.

On this day, Mrs. Wei climbed all the way to a strange yard, the house was too big, and there was no one in the yard.When Mrs. Wei crawled across a side room, he heard a voice that made his blood boil.

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Slow down! Slow down! You are too strong!"

"Fairy!"

"Hmm, ah, ah..."

Mrs. Wei is so excited, this voice is much more emotional than the voices in those small clips of the little devil, so exciting!

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty! No, no! Minister, minister!"

Hearing the more exciting voices in the house, Mrs. Wei used his head to open a gap in the doorway, and after many days "